#batstantine

[morgangalaxy43]

Bruce being poly and bisexual would fix me

[superbat-love]

Constantine: Did it hurt?

Batman: Focus, Constantine.

Constantine: When you fell from heaven?

Superman: [loudly clearing his throat] Don’t worry, nobody got hurt because I was there to catch him.

[anakinexploded]

bit gay if u ask me but okay 🏳️‍🌈❓️

(urban legends issues 11-16) recently reread and well. pretty boy 🤓

[nerdyerror]

Talking bout Batman Ships

Wonderbat (Diana/Bruce)

Literally my first ship, imagine her wearing a pantsuit and him in a dress at a gala. Honestly one the cutest couples here. DC are cowards for not making them canon. Also she doms him.

12/10

Catbat (Bruce/Selina)

I head canon Selina as Aromantic; having said that… they’re a situationship. But when they actually communicate it’s a pretty solid relationship. (She also doms him)

8/10

Brutalia (Bruce/Talia)

This really depends on the version. In the version where Talia r*ped Bruce. So that version is a

-1 Trillion/10

But the older versions where she did not r*pe him, they’re alright. Not really my cup of tea but it’s a

6/10

Superbat (Bruce/Clark)

It has been stated in comics multiple times that Clark cares more about Bruce than he does Lois. Also they are besties and really cute.

10/10

Batstantine (Bruce/John Constantine)

This is literally the funniest ship. Also basically canon.

10/10

Superwonderbat (Bruce/Clark/Diana)

Yessss, literally the best DC ship!!! Also just like makes sense with how they interact in canon. Clark literally dreams about spending time with them??? Diana chooses them over Steve. And Bruce trusts them???

120 trillion/10

[juliearchery107]

A Constantbat scenario that came to me in a shower:

Bruce: *high on the 'good drugs' after a fierce battle* John...hey John.

Constantine: *sighs* What is it now? Proof of Illuminati? Zuckerberg is actually a lizard man? What?

Bruce: *sways* Magic...is powered by imagination.

Constantine: ...fucking what?

Bruce: Think about it...if ghouls and vampires and demons are as... ancient as they say, why did they let a buncha monkeys become the dominant species? Why not take over? We're weaker than them, they should have no problems.

Constantine: ...

Bruce: My theory *sways* Izzat we imagined them into existence. They can't... exist without us.

Constantine: ...

Bruce: *finally gets knocked out* zzz...

Constantine:

[star-reyes]

Queer baiting in comics is BACK, BABY

[lucatheskydiamon]

A friend who reads comics with a magic theme told me that Batman has no contingency plan against Constantine and that Bruce also considers him NOT DANGEROUS. I went to investigate a little and apparently she didn't lie to me.

Damn Bruce, organize your priorities, contingency plans are serious business, and he doesn't have a plan against Talia and Wonder Woman either.

Could we say that the batstantine shippers won? (joke)

[somewherefornow]

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN & JOHN CONSTANTINE in INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US

[ditzybat]

when the ship is so uncommon that there’s less than 100 fics<<

[soupinaboot]

Batman: Pretty boy, with me I said!

John (Constantine):

Batman: ?

John: Oh I'm pretty boy?

Batman: Yes! Well that came out a bit quick...

John: Pretty?

Batman: Meh.

[morgangalaxy43]

John is awesome because he can’t flirt at all but he keeps getting with the coolest people in DC

[buttholehamster]

What the fuck is wrong with them

[do-you-ship-this-comic-ship]

[0ghostwatcher]

Who do you ship bat with ?

Not in order:

Andrea Beaumont

John Constantine

Hal Jordan

Superman and Wonderwoman

Minhkhoa Khan

Selina Kyle

[juliearchery107]

A typical day in the Batstantine household:

Bruce: Today John decided to be a "good boyfriend" and make me breakfast in bed based on my "usual diet". Which turned out to be a roll of duct tape and a packet of painkillers on a silver platter. All with a cheerful "Bone Apple tea".

Bruce: This is on the same level as Alfred showing me a drawing of a bathtub after stating he "drew me a bath".

Bruce: Even in Wayne Manor I can't escape the clowns.

[ao3sbatfamily]

One of my pet peeves is when people write Alfred as acting somewhat classist to John. Enjoy this wonderful Batstantine fic, in which the author does not character assassinate Alfred.

'(Restricted) Learns to Fly' by Astecea_Rae

“I said,” Alfred doesn’t seem the slightest of irritation of having to repeat himself, “thank you. For what you did for Master Wayne.”

John shrugs.

“Seems it’s a good idea for him to give you that communicator, doesn’t it?” Alfred comments.

John huffs a laugh, empty as it may be; he lifts one shoulder as a shrug to complement it. It’s hard to come up with a non-offensive response when all he wants is to avoid the meaning behind that gesture. As if Bruce giving out a comm outside League business is not that big a deal. John scrunches up his nose; his head is swimming again.

Alfred also does notice that he slurred at the end of that sentence. He smiles but speaks on nonetheless, “still, you saved my boy. Thank you.”