#batman comic rp

[halfdent]

◖  𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚅𝙴𝚈  𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃  &&  "  𝐓𝐖𝐎-𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄  "  ◗   of   𝙱𝙰𝚃𝙼𝙰𝙽/𝙳𝙲  𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙲𝚂  bisected  by  𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚁  formerly  @/facesplit  /  2022  /  revamped  03/27/2024  .

indie  /   sel   /  no  minors   /   mutuals  only  /  crossover   friendly   +   oc   friendly  !  headcanon  -  based  with  inspiration  from  multi-verse   _* 

predominantly  comic  situated   +  other  verses  &&  featuring   *  cinematic  in  Reeves  /  Nolan  verse  _  divergent  &  headcanon  -  specific  only  .  &&  Arkham  verse  !  +

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂  .  𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒  .

[nemoredraw]

I’m working on this ☺️🙏

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

HELPFUL TIPS FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM

The buddy system exists for a reason

If you see two vigilantes having sex on a rooftop, do NOT take the opportunity to sneak up on them

Riddler is a little bit gay for Batman

Joker is a little bit gay for Batman

Catwoman is a little bit gay for Batman

Two-Face and Batman are divorced

Azrael is a little bit gay for Batman

Working for Penguin has the best benefits and he is the least likely to kill his own employees

Do NOT call him Penguin to his face

If they wear a cape, they have a praise kink. This can be exploited.

Be careful taking work from anyone with a doctorate. That maniac willingly went through graduate school

Don't forget to look up

[timblrdrake]

“I’m straight.” okay then whats with this bisexual lighting

“That’s a cop car, I’m a cop” okay then why are you holding my hand

“I’m putting you in handcuffs, you’re being arrested.” okay you literally have a crush on me

[babsggordon]

GOTHAMITES👏everyy 👏type 👏of👏water 👏in👏gotham👏is👏poisonous 👏specially 👏alleytown👏green👏glowing👏pit👏

[scanning-you-cyborg]

Got super drunk/high so I did a crossover event with ratcraft and dc

[sseventhcircle]

do i look like him?

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Why does everyone have Superman, Batman, and Nightwing jackets. What about Robin. Robin is significantly cooler than them.

Well. Maybe not Nightwing I suppose, but still. Where is the Robin merch.

[spencerwayne-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes

(Mission Report)

Bruce: So, let me get this straight. Lex Luthor was in Gotham.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: And you found him.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: And confronted him.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: And you found out that he was doing experiments with Kryptonite serum on puppies?

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: So you got mad. And then?

Damian: And then I shot him in the ass five times as he ran from my sword like a coward.

Bruce: Where did you get a gun?

Jason: To be fair, that was a completely valid response to a report of tortured puppies.

Bruce: Oh.

[actuallyredrobin]

*leans on batmobile seductively* i embezzled this bad boy.

[littlefankingdom]

How to correctly play Arkham Knight after the Jason's reveal: beat the shit out of anyone that said something bad about your son as fast as possible.

[halfdent]

 ❝ All  my  life  I  tried  TO  BE  GOOD  ,  knowing  𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄  𝐎𝐅  𝐌𝐄  ,  knowing  𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓  𝐈  𝐀𝐌  .  I  tried  to  fight  it  .  Tried  to  help  people  ,  but  this  city  WOULDN'T  LET  ME  .  𝐍𝐎  𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄  .  I  never  HAD  A  CHANCE  .   I've  ACCEPTED  FATE  .  I'm   𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐃  like  a  card  I  am exposed  ;  HALF  MAN  &&  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅  𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑  .   ❞

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   CARRD .

[the-blueprint-robin]

in another life i could've grown up an only child. thats so very odd to think about

[idfkanymoredumbass]

Absolute power move

Jason Todd had died, everyone that reads DC or knows a bit about his story knows this. But what if he got ahold of his death certificate?

Jason, running on 3 hours of sleep in a week, trying to buy a beer: Here's my ID *slaps death certificate on the table*

Horrified Cashier: t-thats real-

Jason, realizing his fuck up: Oh shit sorry man here *hands ID with the same information on the death certificate, but instead of his height being 4'6 and 87lbs, he's 6'2 and 250lbs*

Cashier: J-just take it man, you clearly need it-

[timblrdrake]

Waynes will say “i know a guy” and it’s just our dad or our butler

[babsggordon]

YOU

*the voice comes through the security camera*

Drop the scissors down, it's not worthy, it's an impulse, you don't need bangs to close this cycle