#batman comic rp

[halfdent]

◖  𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚅𝙴𝚈  𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃  &&  "  𝐓𝐖𝐎-𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄  "  ◗   of   𝙱𝙰𝚃𝙼𝙰𝙽/𝙳𝙲  𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙲𝚂  bisected  by  𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚁  formerly  @/facesplit  /  2022  /  revamped  03/27/2024  .

indie  /   sel   /  no  minors   /   mutuals  only  /  crossover   friendly   +   oc   friendly  !  headcanon  -  based  with  inspiration  from  multi-verse   _* 

predominantly  comic  situated   +  other  verses  &&  featuring   *  cinematic  in  Reeves  /  Nolan  verse  _  divergent  &  headcanon  -  specific  only  .  &&  Arkham  verse  !  +

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂  .  𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒  .

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HELPFUL TIPS FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM

The buddy system exists for a reason

If you see two vigilantes having sex on a rooftop, do NOT take the opportunity to sneak up on them

Riddler is a little bit gay for Batman

Joker is a little bit gay for Batman

Catwoman is a little bit gay for Batman

Two-Face and Batman are divorced

Azrael is a little bit gay for Batman

Working for Penguin has the best benefits and he is the least likely to kill his own employees

Do NOT call him Penguin to his face

If they wear a cape, they have a praise kink. This can be exploited.

Be careful taking work from anyone with a doctorate. That maniac willingly went through graduate school

Don't forget to look up

[timblrdrake]

“I’m straight.” okay then whats with this bisexual lighting

“That’s a cop car, I’m a cop” okay then why are you holding my hand

“I’m putting you in handcuffs, you’re being arrested.” okay you literally have a crush on me

[actuallyredrobin]

*leans on batmobile seductively* i embezzled this bad boy.

[babsggordon]

GOTHAMITES👏everyy 👏type 👏of👏water 👏in👏gotham👏is👏poisonous 👏specially 👏alleytown👏green👏glowing👏pit👏

[idfkanymoredumbass]

Absolute power move

Jason Todd had died, everyone that reads DC or knows a bit about his story knows this. But what if he got ahold of his death certificate?

Jason, running on 3 hours of sleep in a week, trying to buy a beer: Here's my ID *slaps death certificate on the table*

Horrified Cashier: t-thats real-

Jason, realizing his fuck up: Oh shit sorry man here *hands ID with the same information on the death certificate, but instead of his height being 4'6 and 87lbs, he's 6'2 and 250lbs*

Cashier: J-just take it man, you clearly need it-

[birdyoncetoldme]

Gotham pigeons are built different. I saw one square up to Robin the other day. It won.

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

DC BATFAM FANFIC IDEAS

Bruce not telling anyone in the JL his identity and one day he casually mentions something only an orphan would understand. - The JL members who are orphans understand. The others don't. - The entire JL gets concerned.

Tim's nervous (Read: really scared) around Jason. Jason does not like this and wants to fix it. Wait, why does Bruce glare daggers at Jack Drake? - Jason: I sense child neglect. Dad's already onto it, i see. Ok so how do i use this to get Tim stop fleeing the room whenever i walk in.

Sort of an AU fic where Bruce and Oliver were close friends (Read: brothers and that's what they see each other as) as kids, still as adults, and as vigilantes they work pretty well together, they recognized each other instantly even in cape, and while the the JL doesn't know their identities, each knows the other. - Also they're both autistic and somehow chaos ensues after Flash overhears them talking one day at the Watchtower and now the JL wants to know how these work so well.

Bruce was a wild child and so is Damian.

Jason adjusting to being under a roof, right after Bruce found him.

The first days of Tim's being Robin. Bruce and Dick are concerned, while, oblivious, Tim is doing things that only neglected kids do. He is surprised others care. Dick sets out to change this.

AU where Jack ends up being a crap dad. Bruce has had enough and steals legal custody. - Bruce: Well you had one chance at being a dad and you blew it. - Bruce: Tim's my kid now. - Jack can't do anything about this. To Tim, Jack is 'Father'. Bruce is 'Dad'.

Some of the villains notice that the other vigilantes and even Red Robin himself like joking that 'RR's folks don't even notice that he practically lives at our place, they won't notice him sneaking back in at 2AM'. - Until one day they joke about 'RR's dad blew it. B took legal custody'.

Flash has ADHD but tells no one. The other see the signs tho. Batman calls him out on hiding it. Why Bat? Welp, the other nominated him. GA joins his autistic buddy tho.

This isn't Batfam but Billy/Captain Marvel accidentally drops some street child stuff. The League, of course, pick it up.

Bruce has trust issues. No specific event- just it was that way after his folks died. The JL figures it out that it's not just how he is, he just generally doesn't trust people. They figure out that something happened to make him this.

The JL has to come to Gotham for a mission. They have to stakeout in a graveyard. At some point while they still have a few hours, Batman slips off. When *insert any JL member(s)* find him, he's standing above two graves. They catch him saying "Hope you're proud, Mom, Dad." - Chaos ensues from this.

Kid!Dick has a nightmare. Bruce allows his kid to spend the night with him.

Cass gets into a fight with David Cain. She is shaken. Bruce is there for her, though.

Duke has a nightmare.

Tim tries to sneak outside after having a nightmare. Bruce catches him because he's a Dad. He sensed a disturbance in the force. Anyway instead of getting mad he makes it clear who Dick learned it from and tickles Tim to bits and then carries him back to bed lol.

That's all i got for now lol. Might update it if i get more ideas.

[cherrie-blue-s]

for the jason art requests... wrap him like a burrito in a blanket and make him sleep... and also give him some tea... please 😇🙏

Requests will end Tomorrow! Request while you still can!

Here's your little eepy jaybird, i hope it's to your liking^^

[therealkhajida]

GUYS

Why is there SO MANY drawings of Batman making out with other JL MEMBERS, the majority of them being the MEN

Is Batman this secretly fruity? Is my gaydar faulty??

[spencerwayne-todd]

All Lex Luthor haters tap in

He's president again

[halfdent]

◖𖨆 · show me a man who [  DESERVES TO DIE * ] you cannot  CONVINCE ME show me a man who DESERVES TO LIVE * you have  NO EVIDENCE  彡 '◗

◖ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 / " 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 " ◗ bisected by 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .

18.  +    .  Mutuals  Only    .  Highly   Selective  &   very  intense  themes   .  Crossover   &   OC   friendly  .

#𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 . 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃 .

[the-blueprint-robin]

guys i lost my keys to titans tower... um

[timblrdrake]

Waynes will say “i know a guy” and it’s just our dad or our butler

[actuallyredrobin]

okay, because this is a problem every year, he’s a GOTHAM CITY PSA:

DONT dress up as a rogue for halloween. i know their costumes are cool and it’s edgy or whatever but this will put you at risk of being mistaken for them

IF you’re going to dress up as a vigilante or hero, (flattering but inadvisable) i’d suggest not wearing the mask if your costume is particularly convincing- again, so you don’t get mistaken for the real deal

[grayson-dg]

The only one true Wayne's enemy: Sleep