#bat tim

[piedpiperart]

Batbat Tim

Part one

Part two!!

“Titus!!”

Tim’s ears shot straight up as his eyes opened. Was Damian out with Titus?! This late at night?? Oh god, Tim thought. I hope they don’t come near me.

His hopes were crushed when he heard a familiar panting of the dog, who’s already big compared to human Tim, but absolutely ginormous to Bat Tim, who stares up at the monstrous beast lumbering up to him.

After all the stress from the day, Tim can’t even move a muscle. He was exhausted, hurt and now extremely scared he was about to get eaten by the Demon brats Demon dog. He always knew it would somehow be Damian’s fault when he died, he just didn’t know he’d be dying as a bat.

Tim squeaked as loud as he could in warning when Titus lunged down to grasp the bat in his giant maw. Feeling sharp teeth against his skin-fur?- Tim stopped struggling, but made his displeasure known by shrieking as loud as his little bat body could scream. He thought maybe Titus would let him go if he was irritating enough, but to his dismay Titus just trotted away towards where Damian was calling him.

After a little while of being carried and drooled on, Tim’s shrieks waned to miserable squeaks. He heard Damian call Titus again, then caught a blurry glimpse of his brother when they rounded a rose bush.

“Titus- What do you have?” Damian demanded, bending over to see. It was quite dark out already, and both Tim and Titus were black. Damian’s eyes widened when he caught sight of Tim though, and promptly started scolding the dog.

Tim let out a miserable squeak as Damian gently pried the little bat from Titus’s mouth, using the necker wrapped around his waist to hold Tim in case he tried to bite the boy.

Not that Tim would try. At this point he’s do anything for Damian after the kid saved him from Titus’s mouth. He shuddered, curling into the jacket more. He knew Damian loved animals, but did that extent to bats? He wasn’t sure. He hoped at least, that he wouldn’t be immediately kicked out. Maybe he could find some way to signal his identity if Damian brings him inside.

Damian on the other hand, was inspecting the little bat for injuries. He felt bad for the thing, since it was his dog to have injured it. Interestingly enough though, there were no wounds consistent of a dog bite. Just a lot of drool and maybe a broken bone in the left wing. He couldn’t tell with the feet with how much the bat was burrowing in his jacket, but he decided it could wait til he got back to the manor.

Wrapping the bat securely in his jacket and propping him up in his arms, he thought about what to do with the little guy. Hopefully Father would let him keep the bat, but for now, Damian thought it might be best to keep the bat a secret.

Part three

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

[itsdabatt]

anyways here’s tim drake dying in a glue trap

[forgetfulsynapsid]

Another picture of the BAT-family!!! Bruce will make them all fit under his wings if it’s the last thing he does.

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

[mantareidraws]

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂

[ccccchepushilo]

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

[inverted-typo]

Ooh fancy pants rich McGee over here ✨

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[we-r-robin]

Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?

Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”

—

Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?

Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?

—

Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?

Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.

—

Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?

Duke Thomas: Am I what?

Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?

Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.

—

Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?

Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Headcanon that since Jason can’t go out with his family publicly, what he does instead is show up in random disguises.

Bruce is chatting up some socialites at a gala, talking about the joys of fatherhood and how rewarding it is. Meanwhile he made eye contact with Jason disguised as a waiter twenty minutes ago, and is currently trying to stop his eye from twitching.

Dick is speaking to a third grade class as a part of the Bludhaven Police department outreach program, except when he walks in Jason is sitting behind the teachers desk, playing the role of substitute.

Babs can’t help but stare when Jason hands her a coffee from behind the counter of her favorite coffee shop. (His name tag reads Peter, and for a second she thinks she’s actually lost it).

Tim walks into Wayne Towers one day and on his way in, he waves to his secretary- lo and behold Marjorie has been replaced by Jason. It takes him three hours to notice.

Cass walks into ballet class to discover her teacher had to take a sick day- his replacement is Jason in a beret who talks in a terrible French accent the entire class, only to drop it at the very end to talk in a thick New Jersey accent. Her entire class talks about it for weeks.

Stephanie hails a cab on her way home one night, only to find Jason driving. She’s not sure how he pulled it off or how he got a cab, but her mind is effectively blown.

Duke is on a school trip to the natural history museum, and when the tour guide introduces himself, Duke can’t help but role his eyes. Jason gives a surprisingly good tour, even throwing in some tidbits about a robbery that went down just last week that the Signal stopped.

Damian’s encounter happens when he’s with Jon in metropolis. He’s watching Jon play baseball, and when Jon steps up to bat, he can’t help but notice a the umpire looks a little familiar.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.

jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??

dick: his name is tim

jason: oh fr?

bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died

jason: omg welcome to the club

dick laughing: that’s what i told him!

[luca-is-a-pengu]

The real reason why none of the bat-boys are allowed in the kitchen

[itsdabatt]

happy national impersonate your favorite vigilante day to those who celebrate

Part 2

[goaheadandgetinthebog]

Several videos (independently) start circulating on the internet of the Waynes info dumping.

Bruce - the role of railways in westward expansion in the 1890s

Dick - clown eggs

Jason - tb and the New England vampires of the late 19th century, with reference to vampire literature

Cass - Paris sewer system

Tim - comparison of different camera lenses from different manufacturers, with model numbers

Duke - anti homeless architecture and how to remove it

Damian - cat declawing

After all this, a new meme forms.

'You must be this autistic to get adopted by Bruce Wayne.'