#barty x harry

[childotkw]

Are you in a mood for a ILYWT snippet by any chance?😅 I was reading something on ao3 that made me reread every single one you wrote for this AU

Continuation of this one.

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Barty sprang forward in an instant, bearing down on Potter with all the eager anticipation that had built within him for what felt like years.

Potter dodged to the side, tucking into a neat roll and gliding back up onto his feet in a motion so smooth that Barty knew the boy must have practiced it repetitively.

And he couldn't help but laugh - because that was another of his moves, something he had done in their last proper meeting, and the fact that Potter could replicate it perfectly really said everything he needed to know.

Barty wasn't the only one that went back over their encounters with a fine-toothed comb.

It was flattering really, he mused as he unleashed a volley of curses, that the kid watched him so closely. Boded well, too.

Potter deflected his attacks easily, his arms fluid and stance firm - just like he had taught him. Barty was pleased to see that even a few short months had tightened some of the last remaining gaps in Potter's defence. He'd be a titan of a dueller in a few years.

"Very good," he said, because praise was always important when building positive emotional connections and Barty knew just how well it worked on this boy in particular. "It's nice to see that even stuck in the hell hole and surrounded by muggles you've not lost your edge."

Potter didn't reply, though his mouth pinched in anger.

Cute, Barty thought with a wry smile.

[faerise-fae]

dear harrymort shippers and barty lovers moots what are our thoughts on barty/harry?

sounds wild ik but I cant forget their dynamic in Certain Mood by Rabenschnabel. its Barty/Harry and later Voldemort kinda joins them and im so sane so normal about this.

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[the-original-gays]

James was the mum friend in a "wraps you in a soft blanket and makes you tea when you're not feeling well" way.

Sirius needed someone to love him.

Remus needed someone to accept him.

Peter needed someone to value him.

And James made sure each of them went to bed smiling.

Regulus was the mum friend in a "chasing you around the house screaming at you to not put forks in the plug sockets" way.

Evan had no regard for safety, his own or others.

Barty has no impulse control.

Pandora did dangerous experiments on a daily basis.

Dorcas would do just about anything if you paid her enough.

And Regulus was just trying to keep those fucking idiots alive.

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Barty: weak, I sleep with two.

James: you're both pathetic.

Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

James: Regulus.

[icedcoffeebabyy]

Judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth.

James: I do.

Judge: what are your relations with regulus black.

James: omg dare.

[wtchyvibes]

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

imagine this:

Barty’s anigmus form is a bat and whenever he gets really tired during the day, he’ll turn into his anigmus form and shove himself into Evan’s hoodie pocket

everyone asks Evan, “what’s with the lump in your pocket? What’s in it?” And Evan just pulls out his sleeping bat boyfriend and the people get scared bc what kind of freak just has a bat?

[dorlilymylovesss]

[daddiesdrarryy]

Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

[wormvirtues]

red and blue

[childotkw]

HI I’VE GOT A QUESTION

So I don’t think I’ve opened this app in almost a year and I’m super out of date with everything. Is the In Learning You Will Teach AU still on the table for the future? Thanks!

Hello! It’s certainly got a high chance of being written! I can’t give any definitive answers of when, but I’ve still got an interest in it for sure

[my-castles-crumbling]

obvious - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 126 - NSFW, very suggestive

"Alright. Fuck, marry, kill....Barty, Reg, and me," Dorcas says to Evan, who grins maniacally.

"Oh, easy," he shrugs. "I'd fuck Reg."

Regulus grins lewdly, murmuring, "Of course you would ," before turning to James to give him a kiss of reassurance.

Barty, however, tries to hide his obvious betrayal. "So I'm not good enough to shag, then?" he asks, trying to make the question sound platonic, and not at all like imagining Evan and Regulus makes him want to throw up.

Evan just smirks, though. "If we were married, Bee, we'd fuck every day."

And Barty inhales roughly at the thought, his entire body going hot and hazy.

It only take a moment for Dorcas to break the heavy silence. "Wait, so you'd kill me, then?"

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Uncle Bee and uncle Evy with baby luna- a canon interaction Barty: Okay Luna, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Pandora: Barty, She’s a child

Luna:

Barty: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Barty, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Pandora: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Evan: Wait what did you teach her?

Barty: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Evan: Barty! She is a CHILD!

Evan: If you are fighting an opponent your age Luna, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

[the-original-gays]

Dorcas: Wait, how do you know James is good in bed?

Evan: We share a dorm with Regulus, who regularly invites him over. So either James is amazing in bed...

Barty: Or Regulus just really likes to agree with him. Loudly. And a lot.

[melstinybrain]

sirius: you look familiar

barty: so do you, where do I know you from?

*long pause*

both: jail.