#barty and evan can't relate

[lilyevansmywife]

Regulus: I am so grateful to my parents that they gave me a friend with exactly the same traumas

Evan: who is he talking about?

Barty: Sirius

Evan: wow

[royalthorned]

hi royalll i would love to hear any thoughts you have about bartylily. wanna crack your head open and peek inside

hiii lane <3 ive acc been thinking about them a lot recently so this is the loveliest ask

canonically for Lilly it would be a rebellion against "her" ideals and morals. barty is a pure blooded, arrogant, hateful pseudo-death eater who goes against everything she (and her friends, house and even school go against) would be a step in the development of a “self” for lilly. as a muggle born who was introduced to a completely foreign world where she was idolised her making a “wrong” decision would be a big step. because she isn’t rebelling against everything she has ever known she’s rebelling against what she was thrown into and taught. there is no tradition or familial standards holding her back it’s a rebellion against her normality, her ordinary extraordinary life. as well as that there's age, Lilly is older, "more mature" and has a form of power in that, a leg to stand on,it would shift with the power dynamics of the obviously imbalanced relationship. and it’s obviously another factor to the “shamefulness” of their relationship.

Barty would have to overcome a lot more. for Lilly the relationship is a rebellion of "herself", of the presupposed ideals and morals she should have but for barty it's different. barty's relationship with Lilly would be a rebellion of his rebellion, going against his self imposed rules to aggravate his father. it would mean overcoming his ideals, his own morals which he made and decided upon. for Lilly its self discovery for barty it's self defiance.

kinks (!) generally. ive said this before but its such a fundamental part of barty Lilly to me. Lilly over analyses sex, overthinks her kinks and sexual preferences. questions if they're sustainable to a long term relationship, patriarchal, freudian e.c.t to a point where she just can't have sex without thinking it's "wrong". whereas barty analyses but ignores, I see barty as the ultimate hedonist. if it feels good, if its pleasurable then he doesn't care about the morals, ethics or rationality of it. good is good. so as a couple they would "moderate" each other to a certain extent

corruption kink! barty is obsessed with the idea of "pure" Lilly. I always imagine them as late teens/early twenties, so the image of barty "defiling" Lilly, of teaching her how good sex can feel, teaching her how to give head "making" her kinky would be a huge thing. where Lilly "should" be more experienced because of age, barty takes that power from her.

sorry this got so long lane thank you for the ask <33

[dancerinthesky]

Drilling canon Harry Potter content into my head so that I can stay sane and sensible at my graveyard shifts in the Marauders fandom.

Warning: the tags got genuinely stupid im sorry i'm so sleepy

[apoetsworld]

Reg *after admitting to committing several felonies, betraying his own blood and catching feelings for James*: On the bright side, I'm NOT addicted to cocaine!

Evan: can't relate, LOL

Barty: guys wtf

[ccccatttta]

hello ladies and gentlemen, i am here to show my marauders fancasts. this post will be long as fuck im afraid, but i have stuff to say. cheers!

james potter as michael cimino

PAPIIIIIRRHAWWWRWWGRA i mean ha. he's cute. mi gente latino

regulus black as choi beomgyu (txt)

my baby star candy, my sunshine, my everything. also! his voice is one of the prettiest things on earth and i totally think regulus would sing like that

sirius black as hwang hyunjin (stray kids)

he's so androgynous,,,, like if a man and a woman had a baby.

remus lupin as esteban kukurickza (actor)

these low quality ahh photos, this man is hard to catch fr. he IS remus lupin you can't change my mind on this + the actor knows we see him as remus and embraces it, god bless you kuku esteban

peter pettigrew as cooper hoffman (actor)

you guys have no idea how much my peter fc changes, it used to be lewis capaldi but i think i have finally managed to find the one for me.

lily evans as chapell roan (soloist)

she's unreal, she's the moment, she's everything. nobody other than her could be the icon lily evans is

pandora lovegood/rosier as namephyra on ig (model)

i say lovegood/rosier bc i like the hc where she's evan's twin, but at the same time i also like when she's a lovegood or a lestrange. elle fanning used to be my fc for sooo long (and i still kinda see it) but she has all the vibes i picture in pandora, and she's honestly so pretty i wanna cry

dorcas meadowes as nia sondaya (actress)

LOOK AT HER OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER, it took me so long to find someone who gives me dorcas vibes, like my girl isn't easy to find, but nia has this aura about her and it was love at first sight

marlene mckinnon as beabadoobee (soloist)

this is one of the og's (or it was when i came to the fandom) and till this day i can't picture anyone else, she's put a spell on me or something

mary mcdonald as bcsais_ (ig)

i don't know much about her, but every time i see another mirror selfie my heart stops for a bit, and that's the only way mary mcdonald should be perceived

evan rosier as casper von bülow (actor)

i know a great chunk of the fandom hcs evan (and dora too) as poc, and i totally see it too, however this little german boy.... oh the grip he has on me is out of this world, it also has to do with the fact he's on germany's skam (druck) and that immediately means i'm emotionally attached

barty crouch jr. as hayden (ig) or marlon noah (ig)

this is a tricky one, they are both so different but they feel like barty to me. lately i've been using hayden more but i do think marlon can make a comeback any of these days.

[extra] the black sisters <333

andromeda black as hwang yeji (itzy)

it's not a coincidence i chose yeji for andromeda and hyunjin for sirius (if u don't know, these two are by no means related in real life but they look so much alike and they even share the same last name, so they could be lost siblings). i do think that andy and sirius looked alike and that's what made them even more fond of each other, the fcs were sent by the gods themselves

bellatrix black as kim hyeong seo (bibi ; soloist)

i support women's rights and i support women's wrongs. hate her or love her, bellatrix has always been THAT girl and bibi is also THAT girl

narcissa black as kim minjeong (winter ; aespa)

i do believe that winter looks a bit similar to beomgyu and i do believe that narcissa looked similar to regulus, it's the genes guys, they are strong. she's so gorgeous i wanna sob in my hands till i die

these are all my fcs!, i haven't really thought about any other characters for now, these are my main guys and pretty much the only ones i read about.

this was exhausting lord, imma go take a nap, toodles!!!

[foursaints]

re: last post. evan rosier being sacked from st. mungo's & then swiftly scooped up by tom to fill the death eaters' need for a healer is something that can be so personal

evan had his own room at the back of riddle house. it was filled with antique surgical devices and "medical" textbooks with the most concerning titles & absolutely NOBODY ever wanted to get healed. i picture like, avery or whoever clumsily healing lucius's wounds until tom comes upon this like ? i've specifically enlisted a VERY SKILLED healer for this exact purpose. and the other death eaters are just like.... i don't know how to tactfully say that you couldn't PAY me to enter evan rosier's den of inferi autopsies & rusty bone-saws. he was FIRED from st. mungo's. his healing magic hurts WORSE than the original wound. he's WEIRD and it smells like DEATH in there

they go anyway because they're scared of tom. barty is the only one who just simply can't relate. that's his happy place

[zsrntyouil]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who kins literally every "main" marauders era characters like:

Remus? Absolutely, I hate my body and always feel like I'm a monster and I LOVE reading and I drink tea several times a day (plus im autistic)

Sirius? I totally hide my trauma behind jokes and am very oblivious when people like me because I hate myself

Peter? I am indeed always the last one picked and my relationships are always like "they're my best friend but am I theirs?"

James? I ALWAYS try to be happy in front of people and will shut up if I suffer to not disturb people around me

Lily? YES. I have one older sister who doesn't really care about me and I find it relaxing to study

Mary? I'm just a girl 🎀 (no fr I haven't seen much abt her but I relate to her a lot)

Marlene? I feel like she's one of the only I dont really kin.

Dorcas? Same as Marlene, a bit to perfect for me to relate to her

Pandora? She is literally me. Like, the kinda fairy, crystals and moths vibe is so me. And pretty much all of the supernatural thing in general. But we both still have a thing for saying things that would normally need a trigger warning (mostly abt death). And the weirdo thing too (I mean we're both autistic so...).

Evan? Not really. I couldn't do all the dissecting animals thing cos because of ~autism~ my empathy for animals is 900% when it should be 65-75% (like I can't even kill mosquitos) but like it's around 40-50% for humans when it should be 90-100%

Barty? I, me too, can't have a normal human relationship with anyone and I'm brutally honest. And I wasn't wanted by my dad.

Regulus? He. Is. Me. Like there's already everything ive already said abt Remus and all. And my sister left me to go study in an other country when I was 12 and our relationship was already slowly getting worse. And I want to kill myself 24/7 and make a lot of self- depreciation jokes. And like I've finished a 800 pages book in 5 days last week because I liked it too much so I didn't sleep. And I write and read sad french poetry.(Plus obviously ~autism~)

And like all of them, I'm pretty much queer

[andyxcds]

do you guys ever wonder why rosekiller hcs are so bland and solely revolves around the fact that they are freaky and messy and hard core vamps?

i think its because, unlike any other relationship, they have no history written about them ☺️.

exhibit A: Barty Crouch Jr

name five things about him outside Evan and Regulus and the fact he hates his dad. (you can't)

now this isn't because of the lack of fics but cmon get creative with their backstories. i live for that shit.

and yes, evan has no personality. not outside being related or connected to his friends. family is basically non-existent and he reminds me of those kids who never talk about their lives outside school.

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

(Almost) All the marauders era characters (that I could find at least)

@catinasink the post I promised you.

this list isn't finished yet, but I feel like this list finally deserves to see the light of day. hell, cat, you've probably forgotten this was in the making... which I can't blame you for because this has been happening since christmas 💀

I will update it... eventually. idk when yet

if you want to, you can send me an ask, and I'll tell you my hc for the characters :D

James Potter

Father of Harry Potter

born 27th March 19 and died 31st October 19

Griffindor

pureblood

was at hogwarts from 1971 to 1978

Sirius Black

Griffindor

born 3rd November 1959 and died 18th June 1996

pureblood

was framed for the murder of James Potter and Lily Potter (Evans) and sent to Azkaban

was at hogwarts from 1971 to 1978

Remus John Lupin

born 10th March 1960 and died 2nd May 1998

was bitten by a werewolf as a child (he was four I believe not sure tho)

Griffendor

was at hogwarts from 1971 to 1978

Peter Pettigrew

born around 1960 and died somewhere in March 1998

griffindor, but the head took five minutes to decide

first worked with the order, but then became a deatheater and is the actual reason James and Lily were murdered

was at hogwarts from 1971 to 1978

Marlene McKinnon

died July 1981

marlene was a member of the wizarding mckinnon family, which, according to hagrid, consisted of some of the best witches and wizards of their age, implying that marlene too was a very accomplished witch

Lily J. Evans

born 30th January 1960 and died 31st October 1981

muggleborn

griffindor

married james potter and had Harry Potter with him. she died protecting Harry

was at hogwarts from 1971 to 1978

Mary McDonald

attended hogwarts in the 1970s with lily and severus snape

was attacked by mulciber with dark magic somewhere during her time at Hogwarts

griffendor

Frank C. J. Longbottom

pureblood

married Alice Longbottom

was tortured into insanity by a group of death eaters (bellatrix, rodolphus, and rabastian lestrange and barty crouch jr)

Alice Longbottom

has no canon maiden name, but people often hc her as a fortescue

pureblood

was tortured into insanity by a group of deatheaters (bellatrix, rodolphus, and rabastian lestrange and barty crouch jr)

Molly Weasley (Prewett)

was born as molly prewett, but she married arthur weasley and took his last name

born 30th October 1949 or 1950

pureblood

griffindor

killed bellatrix during the second wizarding war

Gideon Prewett

died 1981

pureblood

was murdered by five deatheaters before the end of the (first) wizarding war (Antonin Dolohov & four others)

he may have had a big nose

Fabian Prewett

died 1981

pureblood

was murdered by five deatheaters before the end of the (first) wizarding war (Antonin Dolohov & four others)

he may have had a big nose

Arthur Weasley

born 6th February 1950

pureblood

griffindor

believer in the equality of all magical and Muggle folk

was born to septimus and cedrella weasley (née black) and had two brothers

married molly prewett, who took his last name

Selina Sapworthy

griffindor

born before 1969

award-winning author in the fields of Herbology and plant-related Divination

worked for the international quidditch team

Wainscott

was born before 1981

worked as a nurse at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry under Poppy Pomfrey during the 1990s

she has no canon first name, but I usually call her Carmen Wainscott

Lucinda Thompsonicle-Pocus

designed the list for materials needed by the students

chief attendant of witchcraft provisions for hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry in the early 1990s

Stebbins

no canon gender

in 1976, they refused to stop writing with their quill even after the time ran out (during O.W.Ls). they got in trouble with flitwick because of it

they have no canon name, but I usually call them Alexander Stebbins and hc them as male

Camelia

was a teacher during the 1990s

possibly a member of the slug club

was murdered by an unknown deatheater after the battle of Hogwarts

after she stopped teaching, she got married

she has no canon last name, but I usually call her Camelia Solis

Patricia Rakepick

was a dark witch and a world-famous curse-breaker for gringotts wizarding bank

exceptional student, top of her class, who, regardless, was always in trouble

attended hogwarts from 1967 to 1974

was said to be friendly with the marauders and even "mentored" them in troublemaking

Olivia Gleaves

was reported missing together with her relative toby in 1997

Caspard Singleton

invented the self stirring cauldron

was born in 1959

Sturgis Podmore

member of the order of phoenix and fought in both wars

was a member of the advanced guard in 1995

was put under the imperius curse by a death to break in the department of mysteries and was sentenced to six months in azkaban for it

Tilden Toots

born 1959

worked as a famous herbologist, potioneer, and radio personality and presenter

was said to have three green thumbs due to both having a wizarding condition and radial polydactyly in his left hand

Davey Gudgeon

visited hogwarts during the early 1970s

nearly lost his eye trying to get close enough to the whomping willow to touch its trunk as part of a game. since the incident, students were forbidden to go near the tree for their own safety, and possibly for the tree's own safety as well

Florean Fortescue

died 1996

summer of 1996, he was abducted and later murdered by lord voldemort

was an expert on the subject of medieval witch-burnings

owner of florean fortescue's ice cream parlour in diagon alley

Albert Runcorn

high ranking wizarding official during the administration of pius thicknesse

he investigated alleged muggleborns and uncovered dirk cresswells muggle ancestry

might have been sent to azkaban for his war crimes against muggleborns

Mary Elizabeth Cattermole

muggleborn

unknown maiden name

was described as small with dark hair that she wore in a neat bun

she lived at 27 chislehurst gardens, great tolling, evesham with her husband and children

Reginald "Reg" Cattermole

sun in libra, moon in virgo

he had three children with mary (Maisie, Ellie, and Alfred)

lived at 27 chislehurst gardens, great tolling, evesham

Bilton Blimes

lived in the highlands of scotland in the 1980s

taken up both residence and employment in the picturesque little all-wizarding village of hogsmeade as the proprietor of zonko's joke shop

Narcissa Malfoy

born narcissa black

pureblood

born 1955

cousin of sirius and regulus, younger sister of bellatrix and andromeda, wife of lucius malfoy

was never a deatheater herself, but also believed in blood purity

slytherin

Lucius Malfoy

born 1954

slytherin

pureblood

deatheater and believed in pureblood supremacy

Thorfinn Rowle

deatheater who fought in the second war

he fought at the battle of the astronomy tower, where he accidentally killed fellow deatheater gibbon, burned rubeus hagrid's cabin, and tortured harry potter

on 1 August 1997, he tracked harry potter, ron weasley, and hermione granger to tottenham court road along with antonin dolohov disguised as construction workers, but the two death eaters were defeated and their memories were modified by hermione to cover their escape

Bellatrix Lestrange

born bellatrix black

pureblood

born 1951 and died 2 May 1998

cousin of sirius black and regulus black, older sister of andromeda tonks and narcissa malfoy

deatheater and believer of pureblood supremacy

slytherin

Zabini

mother of blaise zabini

famously beautiful and had seven husbands who died mysteriously

was known by horace slughorn, which is the reason he invited blaise into his compartment

she has no canon first name, but I usually call her Zoya Evelyn Zabini

Emma Vanity

slytherin

she was captain of the slytherin quidditch team from 1972 to 1976

Lucinda Talkalot

slytherin

she became captain of the slytherin quidditch team in 1976

Septima Vector

professor of arithmancy may have also been the advanced arithmancy studies teacher

known as really strict teacher who gives very hard homework

Evan Rosier

born between 1953-1966 and died in 1981

deatheater

pureblood

possibly related to the (female) black cousins

was killed by alastor moody

Regulus Arcturus Black

died 1979

pureblood

dratheater that turned on voldemort

little brother of sirius black, and cousin of bellatirx, narcissa and andromeda

slytherin

Dorcas Meadows

died 1981

died in the first war and was killed by voldemort himself

was a member of the order of phoenix

Glenda Chittock

born 1964

was the host of the wizarding wireless network program, witching hour. being host of this enormously famous radio program, she is featured on a chocolate frog card

Gwenog Jones

welsh

became a professional quidditch player and later achieved fame as the captain and beater of the welsh all-female quidditch team, the holyhead harpies

later, became the manager of the Welsh National Quidditch team

was the favorite student of slughorn and inducted into his club

Alecto Carrow

deatheater

sister of amycus carrow

after the fall of the ministry of magic in 1997, alecto was made professor of muggle studies; she taught the thinking that muggles are lesser than wizardkind, and likely taught the pureblood-philosophy as well

when severus snape became headmaster of hogwarts, she was appointed as deputy headmistress, alongside her brother (who was appointed as deputy headmaster)

loved to torture students that opposed her

Amycus Carrow

deatheater

brother of alecto carrow

was made DADA professor in 1997, which just became Dark Arts while he thought it

Amycus liked to cruelly punish and torture the students who opposed the new regime

Dolores Jane Umbridge

born 26 august 1961 or earlier

halfblood

slytherin

I don't have to explain her further, do I?

Arnold "Arnie" Peasegood

born 1976 or earlier

worked at the ministry of magic. by 1994, he worked in the capacity of obliviator for the accidental magic reversal squad and also as a hit wizard

Cereus Greengrass

had a blood malediction

Rodolphus Lestrange

pureblood

most likely slytherin

deatheater

Rabastian Lestrange

deatheater

pureblood

most likely slytherin

Severus Snape

needs no explanation

Mulciber Jr

was friends with snape

slytherin

deatheater

threw hexes at muggleborn students

assaulted mary mcdonald violently

has no canon first name, but I usually call him Bruce Mulciber

Avery Jr

was friends with snape

deatheater

slytherin

found it funny when mulciber tried to use dark magic on mary macdonald during the 1975-1976 school year

has no canon first name, but I usually call him Edmund Avery Junior

Wilkes

was friends with snape

deatheater

slytherin

died while trying to avoid being put in azkaban

has no canon first name, but I usually call them Juliette/Willhelm Wilkes

Rita Skeeter

didn't like bilton blimes for a prank that kept her from being able to get into the slug club

was a journalist who wrote for the sake of people reading instead of facts

could transform into a beetle (did the animagus training sometime prior to 1986)

Steve Laughalot

captain of the slytherin quidditch team from 1968 to 1972

slytherin

Florence Greengrass

bertha jorkins once caught her kissing a boy

Tamsin Hillicker

was reported missing along her relative iola

Gibbon Chavez

was a deatheater

it's unknown if he fought in the first war if he got sent to azkaban

Zamira Gulch

author who wrote "practical household magic"

also wrote for the daily prophet

D. L. Boot

went to hogwarts during the 1970s

has no canon first names, but I usually call him Douglas Lloyd Boot

Aurora Sinistra

works as astronomy teacher

her lesson are at night so she sleeps during the day

Emmeline Vance

died in 1996 during a deatheater attack

was a member of the original order of phoenix and probably fought in both wars

Sybill Trelawney

half-blood (muggle mother; wizard father)

made the prophecy about voldemort and the chosen one

she predicted that peter would escape and return to voldemort

worked as a teacher in hogwarts and was fired by umbridge

was born on march 9 in an unknown year

was engaged to a guy with the last name higglebottom but refused to take his last name so the relationship didn't last

Millecent Bagnold

ravenclaw

worked for the ministry

was elected the minister for magic of great britain in 1980

Pandora

mother of luna lovegood, wife of xenophilius lovegood

died during an experiment and luna watched

unknown maiden name

Barty Crouch Junior

deatheater

played by david tennat so obviously the most attractive man ever

received the dementors kiss on June 24th 1995

Doris Purkiss

(in 1995, during an interview) gave sirius an alibi for the night of the peter pettigrew + 12 muggle murders (she said they had a romantic dinner bc sirius= stubby boardman)

lived at number 18 Acanthia Way, Little Norton

Annalena Gleams

born annalena murk

griffindor

was a prefect

Dahlia F.

slughorn kept a picture of her in a viking maiden costume on his shelf

was a singled out member of the slugclub

apparently became an opera singer

Wendy Slinkhard

british

wrote at least 1 book

may be related to wilbert slinkhard, the author of defensive magical theory

was invited to the slugclub

slughorn kept a picture of her signing her book copy

Blossom Degrasse

famous herbologist, author, and potion master

released the book called "A Humble Guide for Potion Brewing You Cannot Live Without"

Mafalda Hopkirk

born 19 February–20 March, in or before 1973

assistant in the improper use of magic office at the ministry of magic

was incapacitated and impersonated by hermione granger

hopkirk's polyjuice potion was described as having a "pleasant heliotrope colour"

presumed that she was a kind and good-natured

E. Lima

e. lima was a wizard or witch who competed in duels. the daily prophet published a special report in 1996 about a duel between e. lima and m. mina, that was the final match of a dueling competition

has no canon first name or gender but I usually call them Estelle Lima and hc her as female

M. Mina

m. mina was a wizard or witch who competed in duels. the daily prophet published a special report in 1996 about a duel between e. lima and m. mina, that was the final match of a dueling competition

has no canon first name or gender but I usually call them Marcelina Mina and hc her as female

Verruca Buckthorn-Snyde

was a dark witch, who was a high-ranking member of a dangerous organisation known as 'R'

was also a metamorphmagus who could change her appearance at will

Villanelle

noted to be a skilled linguist

madam villanelle was a witch who worked at flourish and blotts in the 1980s and early 1990s

has no canon last name, but I usually call her Villanelle Solis

Olivia Green

ravenclaw

worked for the british ministry of magic as an unspeakable in the department of mysteries

eventually became the defense against the dark arts teacher in the 1990-1991 school year

Regulus Moonshine

developed a potion to suppress hags' normal appetite for human flesh. lost several chunks of own body while conducting the clinical trials

the daily prophet called him "professor", but it is not known if he ever taught at a wizarding school

Dirk Cresswell

mid-1990s he became head of the goblin liaison office, at the ministry of magic

fluent in Gobbledegook

a favourite student of slughorn

probably muggleborn

Augustis Pye

trainee healer at st mongo's hospital for magical maladies and injuries in the dai llewellyn ward

was interested in muggle medical practices

Bones

child of mr bones and mrs bones, sibling of amelia and edgar, and parent of susan

has no canon first name or gender but I usually call them Lucas Bones and hc them as male

[maemoons]

Band au - jegulus/small black brothers reunion microfic

Regulus and the band have been on their first world tour for over six months. He has to admit, it might be the best thing that ever happened to him.

He has the most fun on stage. The energy, the people singing as loud as they can with them, the music they make all together on stage. Not forgetting meeting the fans, and how astonishing it is that you can be important to someone even when you don't know them and the support that they give you. It just makes them all want to get to know every single one of their fans. There is also the sleepovers the band has when they get homesick.

In all this, Regulus misses his brother and how they used to sing together and perform together. They still do it sometimes but it's been so long that Regulus longs for it a little bit. He would never admit that to his brother in a million years but that doesn't make it less true. They had recently written this song. It was on a whim, an idea that Sirius would perform with him one of those days, him and the band. Regulus never took it seriously because Sirius has a band of his own. So, it would be a little far-fetched for it to happen.

Frankly, Regulus has also missed his bed and his peace of mind. You'd think being friends with people for so long and even rooming with them before would make them more tolerable but no. Barty and Evan are getting on his nerves. Always pulling shitty pranks on Regulus whenever they can - not that he will admit that he might have started that war - even on stage!! Although the fans love it a little so he's less annoyed by those. In all honesty, regulus is just bitter cause he misses his boyfriend. Adding to that, Dorcas, Pandora, and Lily are not helping at all by being all over each other whenever they can. At least Barty and Evan are subtle about it. Regulus can't blame them, though if James were to be here he would be all over him too.

Speaking of James, he's meant to call in a little bit before he gets on stage but he's late and they are going in in less than 10 minutes. Regulus frowns down at his phone, feeling slightly anxious cause James never misses a call or if he did he would say so beforehand.

"Regulus?" Barty calls from behind the door. "Get off the phone we need to go-"

Regulus opens the door before Barty gets to finish, scowling. Barty blinks at him.

"You're done?" He questions.

"James said he can't talk," Regulus says blankly. Barty frowns at him.

"Everything oke-"

"You said we need to go in, no?" Regulus cuts him off once again, pushing past him.

"Well, this will be interesting." He hears Barty mumbles behind him. Regulus ignores him and go up to Pandora so he can take his mind off his boyfriend not calling him for the first time ever since their first break up.

No one comment on his sour mood which Regulus is grateful about.

On stage he gets to rewind on stage. However he sang some songs a little too personally even if they don't currently apply to him now.

Did he write "Happy" (by julia michiaels) and "love is embarrassing" (by Olivia Rodrigo)? Yes. Does he relate to those lyrics anymore? No. Is he being dramatics just because his boyfriend forgot to call him? Yes but he's not going to admit it out loud.

When they finish their closing song. Regular is about to start his usual closing speech when Evan starts talking instead.

"So, we usually end our performance on this song." He starts

"But we have a little surprise song just for you guys," Dorcas finishes for him.

Regulus turns to them with a confused frown. He's about to ask which song when lily bring out an acoustic guitar and start strumming a familiar song. Regulus brows shot up in surprise. His and Sirius song were not part of the plan. What are these guys doing?

Dorcas nods at him to start singing, he wants to be angry but honestly he miss his brother enough that he'll sing this just to feel a little closer to him.

The song isn't really a brotherly song it's just something that he shares with sirius from the past.

Didn't think I'd see the rest of the year

I'm starting to hate it here (mm)

Go to bed and watch me disappear

For days on end

Talked to Feebs about adult life

On the balcony

Beneshrab sagayer

I feel my lungs give up

Before I've even started living yet

He takes a breath and let dorcas take over the Arabic lines. He knows butchered the previous one.

Harou le medina gedida

Mish adra atnafis hena

Regulus closes his eyes singing the next lyrics hitting him a little too closely at heart.

I don't know what's going on, but it's gonna get better

I don't know what's going on, but it's gonna get better

Regulus closed eyes snaps open when he hears the familiar guitar. It's an odd feeling really but he'd recognize James playing anywhere.

Don't stop, get a drink

Throw up in the kitchen sink

I don't wanna feel

I don't wanna feel

He sings on autopilot, staring wide eyed at his boyfriend walking towards the stage in front of him. He feels like he might throw up. Oh, James is here.

James looks up a gives him his signature goofy smile and Regulus feels his heart jump. A smile stretches on his own face. Preparing to sing the next lines but he's stopped by someone else.

D-d-d-don't stop, get a drink

Throw up in the kitchen sink

I don't wanna feel

I don't wanna feel anything

Regulus brain screeches to a halt when he hears his brother singing his part right next to James. He didn't even notice him there.

D-d-d-don't stop, get a drink

Throw up in thе kitchen sink

I don't wanna feel

I don't wanna feel anything

Regulus feels breathless when he sings with his brother. A feeling of exhilaration and adrenaline washes throughout his body as he belt out the lyrics with an arm over his brother's shoulder.

They sing the rest of the song as planned. Regulus stays glued to his brother's side feeling something inside of him settling.

The second they're done he turns to hug his brother. Then seconds later he pushes him away making him stubles back almost falling.

He can hear sirius affronted noises and the crowd laughing but Regulus doesn't care he turns to his boyfriend and jump into his arm, kissing him until he feels lightheaded.

"I hate you," Regulus mumbles against james' lips with a small frown. James grins ready to reply but Regulus just leans in and him again.

"Now you can talk," Regulus says and buries his face into his boyfriend's neck.

"I have to say that is one way to announce your relationship to the public, Reggie." He hears Sirius say into the mic.

Regulus freeze on the spot realising. He slowly looks up to his brother who has an amused smile. When he looks to his other friends they share the same expression as his brother.

Regulus sighs and starts untangling himself from boyfriend. James protests but couldn't really do anything they were in a pretty embarrassing situation.

"Um," Regulus clears his throat into the mic. "So, this my boyfriend James," he hears Barty snorts behind him. "You might already know him from my brother's band 'the marauders'. Which i think is a stupid name"

"Hey!" Both Sirius and James protest at that. Regulus ignores them.

He starts his usual speech of end of concert and they all bow and leave. Regulus start punching each of his bandmates.

"Ow! What was that for." Lily glares at him.

"That for almost giving me a heart attack," regulus says. Then he takes them all in a group hug. "And this is for giving the best performance ever."

"Aww, reggie you're growing soft on us." Barty coos pinching his cheek. Regulus swats his hand away and pull back.

"Alright moment's over." Regulus says rolling his eyes. He turns around and beelines tohis boyfriend and buries his face into his chest.

"Hey, love." James chuckles encircling his arm around Regulus. He could lives here forever. So warm.

"I can see that you didn't miss me." Sirius says from besides James.

"Shut up," Regulus mumbles into his boyfriend's chest, a small smile spreading on face when he hears his brother chuckle and continues his conversation with his best friend.

Needless to say, the next Regulus wakes up happily in his james arm and his brother barging in their room ranting about how jegulus is trending and no one seems to care about his fabulous singing. Sirius words not his.

[ghostbust3rs]

what cabin all marauders characters are in with explanation

James Potter- Apollo (do I need to explain) or dionysus because of his energy is also plausible

Sirius Black & Regulus Black- Ares/Mars because we all saw that lack of love he had for Clariess (just like Walberga) also Regulus is totally Roman and was most definitely betrayed by Sirius when he ran away to the Greeks

Remus Lupin- very basic but Minerva (Roman Athena) it also works because he could be the reason Sirius ran to camp half-blood (also idk how to relate anything back to him being a werewolf help because I think it's important)

Peter Pettigrew- Hermes (no not because of his trickery) but because he has a type of intelligence that hermes kids have

Lily Evans- Tyche (goddess of luck) I think she has this aura that radiates luck or the oracle because she is a muggle born

Mary McDonald- She's a hunter of Artemis. I don't really have an explanation but to me it makes sense or an Aphrodiate kid again no explanation just makes sense

Marlene McKinnon- Nike she just has that hyper energy and sarcasm of a daughter of victory

Dorcus Meadows- Lustitia (Roman goddess of justice) she just in my mind has this resting bitch energy that everyone can tell is apart of her personality so I feel like it fits or Hekate because she is magic

Barty Crouch Jr- he is either a jupiter kid or a Nemesis kid (what is her Roman name) why well for jupiter........he's a bad dad like his dad and Nemesis because we all saw how traumatized Ethan was it must be genetic or he's a Bacchus (Dionysus) kid (no explanation needed

Pandora Rosier- even though I head cannon Evan and pandora as siblings I have different ideas. So she is either a Ceres (demeter) kid because of how hippie I see her, a Pluto kid because people see her and Evan as off-putting, or hear me out a cupid kid. It makes no sense but it does the daughter of the God of love being able to predict your horrible break up an rebound everything she just stares at you is perfect, or she's the oracle (no explanation needed)(you could add the oracle part to any other head cannon)

Evan Rosier- okay evan is either a ceres kid because of how I can see him personally growing large venus fly traps to eat people, I can see him as a pluto kid not only because he's off-putting but also because of his fascination with death and things like that I see the community give him (also he's nico and pandora's hazel), I see him as a cupid kid in the way he tells heartbreak, but I can't see him as an oracle

+also ideas for this came from the song cult of dionysus so thank you TheOrionExperience

+also should I make this a fic like???? I have an idea

[leeny-leens]

Marauders & Slytherin skittles as things I've said pt2

Warnings: Violence, mentions of murder and prostitution, sexual imjokes

Evan, glaring at Barty: I’m hitting you with an e-scooter

Marlene: […] some of them are bulky

Lily, staring at Dorcas across the room: that's how you like ‘em

Marlene, with a dreamy sigh: I can agree on this one

Peter, staring at James' loose belt: put your godforsaken belt on

James: waves with it

Dorcas: snapping her belt War flashbacks?

Regulus: actually no, but my brother can't relate to that

Regulus: bonjour

Barty: uncontrollable cackle

Dorcas, attempting to draw a Venn diagram: bro that ain't no Venn diagram

Pandora: that's a ‘When do you wanna pull up’ diagram

Sirius: I can't do this anymoreeee

Remus: will not be selling feet pics

Lily: pardon

Remus: anytime he says he can't anymore, I have to stop him from selling feet pics or marrying an old rich man

Lily: w h a t

Remus: yeah that's his plan C

Remus: I'll do anything for money

Regulus: that sounds wrong

Remus: I'm not above murder

Regulus:

Remus: or prostitution

Regylus: that was my first thought

Sirius: Am I too stupid to draw a circle?

Barty, from across the room: yes

[dreamer0903]

How much I relate to each Marauders era character:

Sirius = 4, bad childhood, and I tried to escape from my home when I was 8, and then when I was 11 (??) but that's it

James = 7, honestly, I always thought that I was the complete opposite of him, BUT recently I realised I'm basically a people pleaser who doesn't want others to really worry about me 😆 so yeah, that was FUN

Peter = 7, okay, I'm not gonna go around backstabbing my friends 😉 but this guy likes food and sleep. He is a little shy compared to the rest of his friends, and I hc him as ace and Bi, so that's me folks.

Remus = 9, I am full of scars and health problems, and back pain is my BFF. I love to read, and I would actually prefer reading with a cup of tea rather than going out to clubs or parties.

Lily = 5, not much to say, I love her, but apart from -> I like to study and I am anxious if I don't, we don't have much in common

Marlene = 1, babe...idk just never related to her much, the only thing I can think of is the fact that I am vaguely disgusted by men lol

Mary = 3, just for the vibes, I feel like she would be a sarcastic girl and I am very sarcastic

Dorcas = 6, I am mean with people who disrespect me and my friends (!!) also kinda sarcastic, too, so yeah, I feel you, girl

Pandora = 7, I have strange dreams every night, and I try to interpret them as much as I can, I love to daydream and I like to help my friends, I want them to be able to talk to me about everything (I feel like this is relatable also for James)

Regulus = 10000, this man, oh boy, I am basically like him, he is me, sarcastic little shit? check, can't deal with his feelings? check, little sibling that feels like a waste and always compared to his big siblings? check, mean but actually cares but doesn't know how to express themselves? yes, likes to read, quiet, cats, and craves academic validation? Yes, that's me

Barty = 8, I would use violence to get back at someone for begin disrespectful to me/people I care about, kinda crazy, doesn't really care what other people think of me.

Evan = 7.5, for the vibes, I am the crazy friend but also the one that needs to keep the others in check before they go too far, snarky little remarks about people I don't like and I would insult you to make you understand that I care about you

NOW, those are my personal opinions on how I view the characters, obviously, so if you feel like "nah Barty is not like this," remember this is just how I view him and relate to him.

Maybe this was a little too personal but...who cares?

Love y'all babes, take care

[moonysmates]

How different Marauders era characters would feel about Taylor Swift.

Sirius- Obsessed with Taylor and her music. If she has one fan, it's him. If she has no fans, he's dead (like all the people he loves). Acknowledges that she does some questionable things but always makes excuses for her. Was really upset when Taylor and Joe broke up. Gets annoyed when people don't listen to Taylor's Version. Collected every CD, vinyl, and piece of merch that he could.

James- Outwardly pretends he just likes the music, but actually really relates to a lot of the sadder songs (eg Tolerate It). Sings the sweet, romantic songs to Lily/Reg all the time.

Remus- Was always annoyed at how overplayed Taylor's songs were, so hated/disliked her songs. Reluctantly agreed to go to the Eras Tour with Sirius and listened to the setlist in preparation and actually really loved a lot of the songs, but kept pretending to hate her because he didn't want to admit he was wrong.

Peter- Wasn't a Swiftie but liked a few of her songs. Didn't really understand why she was rerecording her albums except that it was important to her and the Swifties.

Lily- Major Swiftie, related to loads of songs and loved almost all of the rest. Went through everyone's playlists and replaced everything with Taylor's Version.

Mary- Was a Swiftie but not massive levels of obsession like Lily or Sirius. Really related to some of the songs, liked how a bunch of others sounded.

Marlene- Gatekept her favourites, judged Swifties based on which albums/songs they liked.

Dorcas- Loved Taylor's music, memorised as many of her songs as possible. Critical of Taylor's actions but still loved her and her music. Didn't want to give any money to Scooter Braun etc by streaming non-Taylor's Version songs, so listened to Reg's CDs if she wanted to listen to something that wasn't Taylor's Version.

Regulus- Obsessed with every song. Refused to even have non-Taylor's Version playing near him, even in public. Was the type of person to say "You can't be a Lover stan if you don't like Afterglow" etc, especially to Sirius. Collected the cardigans and CDs.

Pandora- Huge folklore girlie. Not a huge pop girl, but loves the country/alternative albums.

Evan- Didn't count himself as a Swiftie, but all of his friends are obsessed with her so he's grown to like her music. Doesn't tell anyone what he thinks about different songs for fear of being murdered by the people he loves (like James and Lily on Halloween 1981).

Barty- Doesn't tell anyone outside of his friends that he likes Taylor, but secretly loves all of her music, especially her pop albums.

[bleeding-hart]

visuals for the marauders

putting this here so I have a reference later when I'm actually writing and posting the fanfic (rn I just have a good chunk plotted out and some scenes in my brain). Also including their pronouns so it makes a little more sense. For their clothing, it's just their choices when they don't have to wear the school uniform (I hate the uniform deeply imo no one looks as hot in robes). I am taking artistic license with their designs bc I can make them look better than their canon designs do easily. If I said something contradicting these earlier, ignore it, I've got shit memory and adhd.

Sirius (he/they/she): long hair, one of those really queer nonbinary bun type things? She wears half goth half casual punk clothing stuff (like fishnet shirts under sleeveless black hoodies/ corsets with leather band jackets, etc. Definitely a spikey black boots/spiked collar type person). Decently pale skin and really dark blueish eyes, like the night sky right before it fades to black or the sea during a thunderstorm. They do their own piercings which has given them more than one infection, but he does have some successful ones (nose bridge, eyebrow, lots of ear stuff, and snakebites). Remus will insist to do it for them if he knows that she has a new idea, and he's significantly safer about them.

Remus (he/they? He/him? Somewhat cis but has a complicated relationship with gender): short golden brown hair that's in a barely noticeably mullet style. Nostril piercing (Sirius said it would look good on him so he did it). Warm-toned light brown skin with a lot of freckles that you generally can't see, dark amber eyes. Dresses for comfort over style, which usually means t-shirts, sweatpants and beat up old sneakers. Their only very noticeable scar on their face is one over their lips and chin. They have more, but the others are more skin toned.

Peter (he/they, sometimes it): generally very cute, light skin with some freckles and messy wavy blonde hair, pale sky blue eyes. Sirius is trying to convince him to let them give him snakebites but he's very on the fence about it (he barely even wears makeup so he isn't the most adventurous about that stuff). Thick/long lashes. Tends to wear muted neutral colors. The only jewelery that he's consistent about is a leather bracelet he always has on his left wrist. Tries to not be visually noticeable, tends to hang around the back of the friend group and let the others get all the attention.

James (he/him probably): longer curly/wavy dark brown queer mullet (tboy energy) and warm brown skin. Dark golden toned brown eyes. People tend to think he and Remus are cousins or something which he thinks is really funny (he's definitely turned around and started making out with him for as a bit when someone asks them if they're related). Usually wears brown dyed or bleached jeans and reddish-brown/brown/green-brown/yellow t shirts and tops for the cohesive and effortless energy. Paints his nails bright colors whenever he can as a contrast to Sirius's chronically flaking black nail polish. Has his lobes pierced but usually just wears gold studs. Wears gold bands around his biceps so he can flex when he wins a quiddich (<- I did not check how to spell that, you know what I mean) match

Regulus (he/him): he prefers to wear more formal clothing because that's what he was raised doing and the layers help him cover up any raised areas on his binder, but when that isn't an option/he's too depressed to do anything fancy, he wears black hoodies that are significantly too large for him (barty or evan's usually). Makeup tends to give hm dysphoria, but he always fills in his eyebrows and he'll put eyeliner on his waterline when he's going to an actual event. He pierced his tongue as an act of rebellion when he was younger and now he just fidgets with it a lot, other than that he just has his lobes done (he got them as a newborn) and he always leaves them empty in hopes that they'll seal up.

I know what the others look like but this is long enough as is haha

[themaraudershavethephonebox]

choose violence ask game

1. the character everyone gets wrong

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

5. worst discord server and why

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

9. worst part of canon

10. worst part of fanon

11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

13. worst blorboficiation

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time

15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

25. Common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

QUICK FIRE I WILL NOT EXPLAIN AND WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS ANSWERS IN GREEN BC IT"S MY FAVOURITE COLOUR 1. the character everyone gets wrong - Sirius

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom - Emphasis on OR Marlene McKinnon is Vers

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr - I'm only on the third question and i'm already getting stressed I saw a post the other day about how tragic the first wizarding war was bc Regulus Black and Evan Rosier were both forced to be death eaters by their parents, Barty Crouch Jnr was under the imperius curse by his father for his whole life, Pandora "Rosier" (Evans twin) was driven mad, and Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadowes were both bff's with Rosier and he killed Marlene so Dorcas killed him and they're all poor little meow meows

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person? Not on here but on TikTok I will block someone purely for the cadence of their speech and that is the reason I've blocked the last 3 people on there

5. worst discord server and why the one all my friends but me were on in high school I have fomo

6. which ship fans are the most annoying? you're expecting me to say j*gulus but jokes on you it's actually rosekiller (jokes that venn diagram is a circle)

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? REMUS JOHN LUPIN MY (former) BELOVED

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about Literally anything to do with the Black brothers

9. worst part of canon the author

10. worst part of fanon alpha dude bro Remus

11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered 4 (that ship has too many names)

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them Hermione or Ron or Ginny or Tonks some people just need to read the source material

13. worst blorboficiation search Slytherin Skittles and take your pick

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time words

15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time noses and mouths

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc) wolfstar (sorry)

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art SILLY FUNNY CRACK FICS LIKE BACK IN THE DAY SOME OF YALL ARE TOO SERIOUS

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on... Marlene McKinnon my beloved (not so much slept on as napped on your honour I love her)

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like... I'm surprised I enjoy writing Lily in other kinds of relationships (mainly the gay kind)

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring Harry's temper tantrums and Ginny's hating on Fleur (this as a grown woman rereading the books)

21. part of canon you think is overhyped "There's no need to call me sir, professor"

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores Hermione's unhingedness or Ron's unwavering loyalty

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to Jilypad/Prongsfoot (when did we stop calling them Starbucks?)

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse literally anything that gets to the people in fandom that are under the age of 18 I saw a 16 year old kid tell a 22 year old to get out of fandom and go do taxes not long ago and I can't stop thinking about it

25. Common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing abandoned/unfinished/slow updating fics - stop being cowards and read them already you're missing out

thank you @nena-96 I have never felt more stressed since I finished school