#bard stuff

[briar-ffxiv]

Hate to do this, but if anyone can help

TL: DR - Due to a lot of financial strain this year and moving before we planned to with little notice, my cats and my family don't have money for groceries for the next few months. We just need to make it to January and we've been trying hard, eating as cheap as possible, not going out, no extra services, etc. Heck, I only have FFXIV because a friend was nice enough to help.

But now, we're out of money and next paycheck once we cover rent and bills, we'll have less than $30. And unfortunately, we need to eat.

So if anyone can help, I'd appreciate it. Anything. Thank you. <3

Below the read-more are the longer details. If anyone doesn't mind boosting or something, I'd be grateful.

More Details:

Basically, due to having to move at least a year sooner than expected with less than 60 days' notice, we've used up every bit of savings and resources we have. Plus, due to some other financial nonsense, including the past roommates being terrible and my spouse's work using loopholes to avoid paying him overtime, we're finally having a really rough time.

We can just cover rent and the minimal bills. Several months ago, we turned off anything we didn't completely need. That includes streaming services, games, and what have you. Heck, we wouldn't have kept on the internet if my spouse didn't need it for work.

We were just trying to hold on until New Year. The New Year means a mandatory raise for my spouse and his boss has promised it's a good one (due to several years of him getting the minimum under his previous boss who was fired for several reasons). So we've been just trying to make it and just have a few months left.

Unfortunately, with just a few months to go, we've basically maxed out all we can. The next step is trying to rehome my cats to remove the cost of maintaining them, although I hate to do it. I really don't want to. Pretty much every cat I have, I either rescued and/or raised from birth. But I'm certainly not going to let them starve or suffer.

I have been trying for months to get a job, but due to personal things and limited options (only one car with limited gas, etc.), I haven't been able to find anything. I keep sending out forms and not hearing much. Due to gas prices and such, I can't even do UberEats or Doordash or something. I'm at a loss and I feel completely useless in trying to help my spouse at the moment.

I really hate asking. My little Tumblr is just cute stuff with my character, aesthetics, and trying to be positive. I'm just really desperate because I don't know what else to do.

We've looked into state help, but I live in Texas and their "poverty line" is absolutely ridiculous. My spouse makes "too much" for us to get the benefits of any kind of help, even temporarily. Due to the crappy roommates, our credit isn't great and we're already struggling to pay off things so getting a loan is pretty much impossible.

I don't really have any skills that people would pay for commissions for. I'd be happy to do writing commissions or something, but I've never had much luck with that.

So, yeah, I just...I really need some help getting through the next 60 days or so. So if you've read all this, thank you. If you reblog, thank you. If you feel like giving anything, thank you. Even if it's just kind thoughts, I appreciate it so much.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart,

Bard

[bhaal-battle-beer-bard]

Gale aesthetic

Here the bardic aesthetic version of the Gale poem "Wash my pain away" did for @alpydk 's Book of Gale

[porciaenjoyer]

[id: a black shirt with white text edited to say “porcia is dead. cicero is dead. and me i feel also not so good.” /end id]

brutus in act 4 scene 3

[alderatheglittering]

HOW DID ALL THESE HORNY MUSICIANS GET MY ADDRESS??

[godoflazziness]

" as you wind through the streets at the fabled bazaars with the cardamom-cluttered stalls."

his angelic voice carried along the breeze as he sung.

"you can smell every spice while you haggle the price of the silks and the satin shawls. oh, the music that plays as you move through a maze in the haze of your pure delight. you are caught in a dance, you are lost in the trance- of another sumerian night!"

[anodyne-sunflower]

It's a shame I can't romance myself.

[am-not-ded]

AN: This is my first post both on Tumblr and of any of my writing. Sorry if it's bad lol

I just wanted to write and thought why not post it. Warning for my writing style, I hate first person. So anything I write will either be second or third. Third most of the time. Sorry if it gets confusing cause I didn't use y/n and just referred to the reader as him. I'll fix it if a lot of people don't like it.

Anyway, story!

Vax'ildan x Reader but it's not a big part.

Male reader cause yes.

Reader is a bard and fire Genasi. (Reader is based off my dnd character sorry)

A Song For You

~

It was one of the many town stops on through their journey and the group was currently shopping around the market. He didn’t like spending his money unless need be, and he got all his supplies from their last stop, so he just walked around with his friends. While waiting for them to finish buying, he was messing with the strings on his lute. He was strumming a few chords when a small kid tugged on his pant leg. Glancing down, it seemed to be a young halfling. They tilted their head and looked away, seeming nervous.

He chuckled and crouched down to the kid's height. He said hello and asked for the kids name. Still nervous, they stuttered out their name. He grinned, complimented their name and gave his along with it. The kid smiled, seemingly warming up to him. They fidgeted for a moment before motioning him closer. He leans in and the kid whispers in his ear. They wanted a song. He smirked and stood up, pulling up his lute and tuning it. He asked if the kid had any requests, but they said no. He tapped his chin in thought before an idea came to mind. He fiddled with his strings before nodding.

(Insert - Kingdom Dance from Tangled)

He began quietly strumming, humming along. The kid stared in awe. He used his magic to bring out his other instruments; a bird pipe along with a hand drum. They glowed a soft orange, being lifted from his backpack and into the air beside him. The song held a steady beat, he couldn't help but step along with it. The kid took his lead and also began slowly stepping along with the song.

The market wasn’t packed but there were certainly quite a few people. Most ignored the sudden music, while others set the pair a glance. Maybe four actually stopped what they were doing and fully watched them dance.

The child twirled as the song softened into bird pipes. The air seemed to swirl around her, and maybe it did with some help. A slick slide of hand was unnoticed by them. The music was sweet and methodic. Each note held grace, each step they took seemed as light as the sting plucking. Slowly, more and more people began stopping and watching the two, a small crowd beginning to form. Noticing this, he increased both the volume and speed. The slow, almost waltz turning into a march of some kind.

The bright hair on his head swiftly turned into curling, lively flames. Each step he took, an orange glow dusted off his boots. But it wasn’t just him. The young halfling promptly matched his speed. Their moves become more energetic and free. Giggles came from the crowd and more kids came rushing forward. They too began dancing with the pair. People around were slowly being pulled in and even clapping.

His sharp ears picked up more music. Music that wasn’t his. Turning around, others began playing their instruments or making music with everyday items. People began circling and forming chains of dances. Everyone took turns, had their own dances, or just enjoyed watching. He openly laughed and used a quick spell to play his lute as he joined the dances.

The commotion brought the group's attention. None of them realized he started it all. Percy and Vex worried the guards around would see this as a problem but realized even they were joining in on the dancing. Scanlan quickly pulled out his lute and joined in on the playing. He was busy trying to woo someone, he didn’t notice the floating musical instruments in the air. Grog and Pike also joined quickly, partaking in the dancing though a bit messily. Keyleth stood back with Vex and Percy, deciding to watch the dancing. She did join in the clapping with the others. Vax smirked, seeing this as an opportunity to possibly snag a few gold and maybe other things.

However, everyone was distracted when fire shot into the air. A very familiar fire. Looking through the crowd, the others and basically everyone watched in awe as he danced around with fire circling his being. The fire carefully danced between everyone and made swirls in the air above them. Vax stared starstruck. The way the fire danced around him, seeming more like glowing magic than something that could burn you.

With one last show of beautiful fire and wonderful music, everyone was quiet for a moment before erupting into cheers and clapping. Compliments were showered in all directions. He bowed and swiftly picked up and put away his instruments. Looking around, he spotted the young halfling who started this all and complimented them on their dancing skill and thanked them for requesting a song. They giggled and jumped into his arms, squeezing him and whispering thanks in his ear. They let go and ran off into the crowd of dispersing people.

While dancing was a lot, he was now full of energy. So when Scanlan jumped onto him and began both complementing and berating him for not asking him to join in, he thankfully didn’t fall over. His face grew warmer than normal as the others complimented him as well. And while he didn’t have too high a perception, he did notice the blush dusting the ears of a certain rogue half-elf. Deciding not to tease him today, he didn’t bring it up and instead just followed the group as they finished their shopping. He did however send a silent message while the others were distracted.

Maybe next time, I’ll share a dance with you?

(Maybe more parts idk?! Please let me know if you like it or something I should work on! Thanks for reading!)

P.S. idk if I'll post soon on my own so if you like it I'll try doing more I guess lol

[twistthing]

DnD Campange Idea

A bunch of bards are trying to make a band but one is constantly sleeping with people, one has social anxiety, one is the definition of chaos, and one holds the braincell. Dragons decide to invade their town and with the use of their music, they save the town.

[cleverartcollection]

Lady Morwenna.

A bard and a spy, Morwenna is another favourite NPC from my boyfriend’s game. She’s married to my character, Callan, who can’t quite believe her luck.

Details:

[xyanmajor]

<< La lune rouge se lève

Dans un ciel assombri.

Que deviennent les égarés,

Lorsque l'espoir a péri ? >>

‐----------

Poetry from an ancient Faucongris Bard.

Surely from the lost " Lignes du Temps et de l'Esprit"

(Let me alone with my creations that will never be used anywhere ( '-') ... )

[quinnyyyleft]

DM Pro Tip - NEVER make your enemy NPC's women.... Even if you explicitly describe them as horrid and gross. The party finds a way.

[dnddoodlediary]

Do you know the Bardin?

Bardin are considered part of the Fae in the mortal realm however they are much more than that. They are part of Maren, the realm of the elementals. However they can plane shift at will leaving their origin a mystery to most. They are known to take the secrets of the immortal worlds, the realms of gods, and bless them upon those that wish to tell the stories. Bards, writers, storytellers, traveling theater troupes and the likes use the mushrooms of the Bardin to gain knowledge of the gods and their exploits so they can weave tales and get a boost over other bards and storytellers. Some become addicted to the knowledge believing the mushrooms give them an upper hand and more talent. In reality, the mushrooms produce a pheromone once ingested that draws mortals to the tunes like a siren temporarily, or until their next hit. The downside to the use of these mushrooms is the addiction and the effects the mushrooms leave behind. The user after time becomes a shell of themselves though they start to believe they will forever be the greatest storyteller of all time. To learn more check out my KO-FI page!!

[forgotn1]

In my D&D Adventure League game on Saturday, we were fighting a gargantuan zombie T-Rex in Chult. We'd managed to wreck it pretty good and it was basically almost dead (again), but it kept making its saves to stay alive and at 1hp. Our wizard ended up killing it with a psychic lance that did enough damage it needed a nat20 to make the save.

Which was awesome, but it prevented me, the bard, from getting a chance to upcast viscous mockery and try to kill it by singing "We hate you, you hate us, lets get together and kill Tyrannosaurus."

[porciaenjoyer]

did i ever tell you guys that altar wine by david keenan reminds me sooo much of julius caesar act four scene three... i'm just like my mother only she hides it better..... i might conjure up a few scenarios filled with old ghosts... out of your head on altar wine...

[auntphibian]

A little doodle of Meku being spoopy

[blumineck]

Remember kids, Violins isn't always the answer! (Some times it's Atl-lute-l!)

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