#bard stuff

[bhaal-battle-beer-bard]

Gale aesthetic

Here the bardic aesthetic version of the Gale poem "Wash my pain away" did for @alpydk 's Book of Gale

[godoflazziness]

" as you wind through the streets at the fabled bazaars with the cardamom-cluttered stalls."

his angelic voice carried along the breeze as he sung.

"you can smell every spice while you haggle the price of the silks and the satin shawls. oh, the music that plays as you move through a maze in the haze of your pure delight. you are caught in a dance, you are lost in the trance- of another sumerian night!"

[alderatheglittering]

HOW DID ALL THESE HORNY MUSICIANS GET MY ADDRESS??

[loving-dumbass-from-outer-space]

is it just me or do dnd bards only 1 subclass that can shut the fuck up

[porciaenjoyer]

aghhh antony's speech in the production i saw exceeded my expectations and that was already my favourite part of the play

[quinnyyyleft]

DM Pro Tip - NEVER make your enemy NPC's women.... Even if you explicitly describe them as horrid and gross. The party finds a way.

[forgotn1]

In my D&D Adventure League game on Saturday, we were fighting a gargantuan zombie T-Rex in Chult. We'd managed to wreck it pretty good and it was basically almost dead (again), but it kept making its saves to stay alive and at 1hp. Our wizard ended up killing it with a psychic lance that did enough damage it needed a nat20 to make the save.

Which was awesome, but it prevented me, the bard, from getting a chance to upcast viscous mockery and try to kill it by singing "We hate you, you hate us, lets get together and kill Tyrannosaurus."

[twistthing]

DnD Campange Idea

A bunch of bards are trying to make a band but one is constantly sleeping with people, one has social anxiety, one is the definition of chaos, and one holds the braincell. Dragons decide to invade their town and with the use of their music, they save the town.

[sugercookie12]

Here is my dnd character of they were evil I will post more about her later ^^

[part-time-zombie]

Forgot about this funny exchange that happened in one of my dnd campaigns, and i had to share it.

Context: we discovered a dark orb that was leeching life and vitality from whatever it fastened itself to. After Warlock removed it from the base of a pond and had Bard 1 use Remove Curse to extract it from his hand, Barbarian decided to try and step on it which, you guessed it, stuck the orb to his foot. Additionally, Barbarians player has a tendency to not pay attention to what's happening and often doesn't know what everyone else is doing.

Barbarian: seriously guys, can someone tell me how to get this thing off my foot?

Bard 2 (me): sure thing, give me 20 gold and I'll help you

Barbarian: fine whatever just help me

Bard 2 (now 20 gold richer): go ask Bard 1 for help

[amazingrpgcharacters]

A Bard who casts spells via PowerPoint presentations

[burnthewarlock]

So I'm apart of this D&D group, and in a few weeks I'll be running a campaign for the first time, you don't need to know the lore unless someone decides to get this to idfk 100k notes, but there's a bard in the party.

See, the bard wants to have a harem, meaning they want to seduce a bunch of characters, so I have made a compromise.

They get to seduce exactly ONE (1) NPC, and depending on who it is, they either delay their death, get a partner, or get kidnapped. If they fail to seduce them, they don't get another chance, that's it, they don't get to attempt to seduce again. However: if they attempt to flirt with another NPC after they've already flirted with them, they will take 8 to 12 d10 force damage.

[xxfrizzyxx]

Any asexual bards in the chat?

[abookishderg]

D&D Character Concept: Half-Dragon Bardlock who's celestial patron is literally just his silver dragon mother casting spells over his shoulder as his father stares on in awe

[porciaenjoyer]

julius caesar was SO good by the way