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I LOVEEE MY LIFEEEE i feel important. i'm literally at a conference

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took the bus. got a hot beverage. now i get to sit in the library at my uni's other campus for twenty minutes until i get to eat free volunteer food and then i volunteer ☺️

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i did not get exiled for you not to have beautiful sex with those texts

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dies so violently that i turn back into a tree

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neglecting my essay for this class to volunteer with the professor 🤷 basically i have such a good excuse

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the trump books are a distraction. bob doesn't want us to remember he hasn't written a memoir

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bob will write the salacious tell-all book about his affair with carl. because bob loves making a profit we know this 😭 carl on the other hand clearly does NOT care . we know this because he wrote that pope book and i think in general he just writes for funsies.. so he can do a midlife crisis book. but bob has to be the one to do the gay affair book because it'll sell.

i probably shouldn't say this when we haven't gotten even one bob memoir but we need a third carl memoir about his midlife crisis.

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carl.... 😭

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i probably shouldn't say this when we haven't gotten even one bob memoir but we need a third carl memoir about his midlife crisis.

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life is too short not to believe that man is gay

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that said you will not hear me complaining about the rain here ever. i love it so much and whenever people are like “ugh i mostly love it here but the rain 😩 if it rained less it would be perfect” i’m like not to be blunt but you sought work in a rainforest and then saved up money to move to a rainforest and then you looked for apartments in a rainforest and then you put down a $3,500 deposit in a rainforest and then you drove 1500 miles to get to the rainforest. and yeah it’s raining. if it rained less it would be an ecological disaster in fact

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today i volunteer at my beloved professor's conference ☺️

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november 22 ☝️

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literally how ppl treat u

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literally cannot believe next week is my last english lecture. 😭😭😞😞 but ☝️ that means it's my last international relations lecture too.

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now