#barbie textpost

[tw1nkitty]

to the people who say barbie promotes 'anti feminism'...

DID YA'LL HOES HIT UR HEAD OR SOMETHING??? DID U GET DROPPED ON THE SIDEWALK AS A CHILD? THIS QUEEN HAS OVER TWO HUNDRED CAREERS, INCLUDING STEM FIELDS– SHES BEEN A GODDAMN UNICEF AMBASSADOR (you can look it up in the wiki if you don't BELIEVE ME DINGUS) barbie is NOT get her degree and become a college graduate for you ungrateful GOLBINS TO SHIT ON HER CAREER.

[hrhrg]

Dont question me about my lestappen dynamic i know im right

[merevide]

I WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE THIS SOUL. I CAN'T BEAR TO KEEP IT. I'D GIVE IT JUST TO GIVE. AND ALL I WILL TAKE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES. WILL SOMEBODY TAKE THIS SOUL? then, of course, nothing replied, nothing speaks to you in the night. and i walked my way home, there was no one in sight. save a bird, watching me. so i stopped and let it watch until i found it had said, now i'm taken, the night has me. you won't hear me singing. you're a cage without me. your pain is eased but you'll never be free, for now i'm taken, the night has me.

[jetlaggingbehind]

the ending montage of barbie genuinely shook me to my core because it says "womanhood is not all pain and suffering. it can be joyous and loving and fun and carefree and a godlike experience to live through. and even if we exist in a world that says that we are not worth more than our body parts, we are not defined by our suffering. living life as a woman or even just identifying with certain parts of it continues to be an amazing and beautiful way to live this wonderful life" and hey maybe i needed that a bit

[thedarkmongoose]

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

Anyone who’s bitching about Ryan Goslings age disqualifying him from playing Ken, get out. This movie isn’t for you

[harringroveera]

It’s so Harringrove coded

[idleyuki]

GOD that bench scene in barbie, where she allows herself to really cry for the first time, and when she opens her eyes it’s like seeing the world anew, and there are children playing, and friends talking, and a man with his head in his hands, and it’s her first ever glimpse of the complexity of the human condition

and beside her is an old woman, whose age means she must be someone who has lived these moments over and over, and barbie, someone who is convinced that her complexity makes her ugly, looks at this woman and sees how her age has etched wrinkles on her face as proof of her beauty

barbie tells her she is beautiful, and she replies that she knows, because she understands that she has allowed herself to be human

[skrunklydoo]

i remembered that bibble (barbie: fairytopia) and cyrus borg have the same voice actor and so i reacted very normally and utilised my (poor) editing skills to make this

i have no regrets. (under the cut is me playing around with ibispaint blending effects and making even more abominations)

oh dear

[macaronisour]

2023 really is the year of “movies that would make middle school me scream”

[the-ghost-of-a-cyber-princess]

"humans only have one ending, ideas live forever" is making me feel so many things I'm being so normal about it

[teathattast]

On the outside I'm Barbie but on the inside i'm Oppenheimer

[vaxieth]

vax + textposts

[babymadeofbones]

sam seaborn has kenergy

[kookiekult]

Princess and the popstar but it's just princess Diana and Freddie mercury

[scooterpengie]

Apparently I am not immune to the Barbie hype 😔✨

The first like 15 minutes of the movie I was like I want to be Barbie. Like living in a pink sparkly world where nothing ever changes and you party with your girlfriends every day?? She's living the dream and Ken is the ideal man (until he discovers patriarchy 😬)