#bar brothers

[the-shadow-shaman]

[pokytoad]

photo of a REAL BILLBOARD that my best friend sent me on their daily commute, in case anyone needs money-laundering advice you know who to call

[hellenhighwater]

wait, you're a lawyer? for real?

I got an associates in stage tech, a double BFA in Graphic Design and 3D Design, and then went to law school on full academic scholarship, booked twelve classes, fell asleep during the Bar Exam three times (but passed with flying colors before the curve), and the motion for my admission to practice (put forward by my brother, also a lawyer), started, "My sister has many issues, but the one before the Court today is that of her admission to the State Bar of Michigan."

And somehow yes, they do let me practice law.

[wolfythewitch]

“How could Ferrari continue to justify it? By this point, the Vatican viewed auto racing as downright immoral. The Holy See's own daily news-paper, the Osservatore Romano, compared Enzo to a Roman god with a taste for flesh. "An industrial Saturn," it called him, "who continues to devour his own sons."”

need u to know that this is an actual quote talking about how ferraris f1 team kept killing their drivers in the early stages of f1

This message I sent to my friend at 2am seems relevant

[realbeefman]

screams vomits etc

[moonchild-nissa]

Halloween Night !

[fiona-fififi]

Okay, am I wrong or is it true that Maddie and Eddie have only ever interacted three times in the entire series, and all three of those times, she has basically had to scold him for some bullshit?

Because if that's true, I find it very funny.

[habunshu]

“I can’t believe you guys are bringing up his tweets from 2014 🙄he was a minor and neurodivergent 🙄 he’s changed”

[gothsuguru]

thinking abt how satoru is one of the only adults in the jjk universe who can separate the child from the situation/cards they are dealt with… yuji took in sukuna as a host and he’s the only adult who sees yuji as a child/his own human being while other adults see him simply as “sukuna’s host” who needs to die. thinking abt how satoru was also one of the only adults who stepped up for yuuta and that’s one of the reasons yuuta appreciates him so much… same with when he took in megumi. at the end of the day gojo satoru is the only one in the universe that knows what it’s like to be used/seen as a weapon or Entity rather than a person and he won’t let his kids feel the same way/he’ll do everything in his power to make them feel better & actually LET them be children!

[slavhew]

EDIT: I FORFOT. INSPIRED BY @svmbiotic AND @speyerboot 'S DRAWINFS OF THE SAME CONCEPT

[shakingparadigm]

big brother ivan... save me big brother ivan.....

[seventytwoowls]

“When my skin feels like a barrier between /Everything else in this universe and me / Then I try to remember / That there may very well be a link between us / That I can't see / Something underneath the surface / Buried / In among the weeds.”

ID: A watercolor painting outlined with ballpoint pen of a human heart. The heart has been colored brown, and the arteries have been drawn as the caps of Armillaria Ostoyae, a brown mushroom with speckled caps. the veins running over the chambers of the heart are dark brown. The painting has been titled, “Armillaria Ostoyae”.

Art that I made for @narcissistcookbook , who I saw in the flesh tonight :) they and their audience were very cool, soaring over the (low) bar set by the only other concert I have ever been to.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Fat Nuggets: *squealing inconsolably*

Angel: *appearing on scene, prepared to commit a murder* What happened??? Who hurt him??? I swear to satan if any of ya-

Husk: *casually turning the page of his reading material* I said he couldn't have two dinners.

Fat Nuggets: *squealing louder*

[dcyllom]

band of brothers is either made up shots showing the horrors of war and the emotional fallout of all your friends dying or it is extremely homoerotic shots of two men gazing into each others eyes in low lighting. no in between.

[mccromy]

Ok but in a Shen brothers au, there's simply no way Shen Jiu would've been normal about Shen Yuan. ( In these aus I'd rather keep SY a transmigrator, or else he'd be subjected to the Airplane logic and laws of the world from the beginning, and that would've changed him in ways my tiny brain cannot be bothered to conceive rn. Also, I love the existential horror brought upon by The System. But that's beside the point.)

Shen Twins au? This is the au in which SJ is the less normal I think. He would've been obsessed with SY, would see him as a half of himself. Would think they're not a full person unless together. He'd envy Shen Yuan's kindness, he'd resent everything that made them different and relish them at the same time. He'd protect SY and would hate him in the way he hated himself. Would be possessive of SY in the way you're of your own body. Would be willing to share YQY, he'd share everything with him and feel offended if SY wanted to keep things separate. SY falling for LBH would cause him a mental breakdown and might never forgive SY.

Older brother SJ? Over protective, violent in a way animals are when teaching their young— casually but not really harmful. Picture a kitten biting a slightly smaller kitten's ear for being annoying. He'd be envious of SY getting better treatment for being younger, but would despise anyone who treated SJ better than SY. Thinks SY owes him love, and would be constantly afraid of losing said love. Possessive of SY in the way you're of your things. Unwilling to share YQY with SY, and of sharing SY with YQY. Would try to kill LBH for coveting SY and would see SY marrying LBH as the most stupid idea ever and WOULD get in the way. Would still talk to SY after the wedding, but only if he comes alone.

Younger brother SJ? the most normal of the three scenarios. Obviously possessive of SY, but in the way children are of their parents. Jealous of everybody who talks to SY, and would only feel safe with him. Willingly shares SY with YQY. Would be absolutely disgusted by SY falling for LBH. And would react like a well intentioned but very homophobic parent; cordial to SY, but would not aknowledge LBH's presence and would forbid PDA in Qing Jin Peak