#the bar is so low
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jellyskink · 3 months ago
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Ford should have some dessert with that. How about Molten Chocolate Lava cake?
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The food from the past two asks was provided by Stan! He took Ford out to eat during one of their visits. Unfortunately, Ford was so excited to have Actual Human Food that he forgot moderation existed. Luckily, though, Stan is a good brother and is taking him back to his motel room. Probably gonna put on a science documentary because he knows Ford used to like them
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atheostic · 5 months ago
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The bar for what passes as antisemitism is so low sometimes
I once got accused of being antisemitic because I shared a map about Judaism from PEW Research Centre and two of my tags included "did you know" and "Judaism". Since, y'know, it was a factoid related to Judaism. Just as I tag other religions if the post is about that religion.
No commentary whatsoever. Just posting the map and tagging the post with relevant tags evidently made me antisemitic.
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whatudowhennooneseesyou · 7 months ago
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I just realised that the main reason I bias Chris so much and he is the idol I support the most is because...
He shows more care, loyalty and investment towards Stays in his lives and interviews than I know some men do to their romantic partners.
He shows more effort and dedication to people he doesn't know personally than some men I've seen with women they say they're 'in love' with.
And I think that's beautiful and rlly sad at the same time 😭😭
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aching-joints · 1 month ago
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He'd probably let you hit it for a box of Raffaello.
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dumber-alek · 2 months ago
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I looooove it when Americans are saying that not knowing about what countries there are on other continents is the same as not knowing all the us states because the us is so big and diverse.
I just wanna go: name 5 Indian states. Or 5 provinces in China real quick for me
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autumncalls · 10 days ago
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ja danke leo das hier sich wenigstens einer halbwegs an regeln halten kann
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yourfavegotanabortion · 2 months ago
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Jess Bradford from Black Christmas got an abortion!
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sonofarathorn · 7 months ago
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Mans is having sex hallucinations about his brother’s DEAD WIFE
EDIT: HIS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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imthefailedartist · 9 months ago
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I appreciate them showing Patrick lusting, hard, after a fat girl in the churro scene.
It was nice to see.
I mean, as a fat girl, the bar is in hell, but it's nice to be included in someone's sexual fantasies and not as a fetish or joke.
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yakultii · 4 months ago
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forcing myself to go outside every day of oct !!!!!
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thanatoaster · 1 year ago
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Extremely funny to me that the Jun romance was only added to Persona 2 to appeal to yaoi fangirls but it's still better representation than any other persona game and is actually not queerbait like most other stuff trying to appeal to yaoi fangirls. Tatsuya was just canonically fucking bi and it was 1999.
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gooutandtouchtherain · 9 months ago
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s21 of svu sucks ass pass it on
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superchat · 4 months ago
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im sorry i just cannot get over how asmon said "i was raised roman catholic" with so much pride
and then says "im gonna clean my room all by myself" as his penance like kpyxvfbxhshohxhf
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pacifymebby · 4 months ago
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He's so fucking daddy coded besties three times this week I've woken up to a text reminding me to wrap up warm because it's cold, or to get a raincoat on because it's raining.
And today I was telling him about how I'm gonna have to go out looking like a drowned rat because I'm running late, and he asked to see, and when I sent him a photo he was like you look very beautiful, please dry your hair before you go out I don't want you to catch a cold! :( and I'm just sitting here on my bedroom floor like, squealing
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jiminy-crickets · 12 days ago
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……ew.
Anyways, writing gay porn about trumpies is an act of defiance I proudly stand behind.
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s-extap3 · 1 year ago
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i just want good dick and attention is that so much to ask for
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