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Ford should have some dessert with that. How about Molten Chocolate Lava cake?
The food from the past two asks was provided by Stan! He took Ford out to eat during one of their visits. Unfortunately, Ford was so excited to have Actual Human Food that he forgot moderation existed. Luckily, though, Stan is a good brother and is taking him back to his motel room. Probably gonna put on a science documentary because he knows Ford used to like them
#gravity falls#gravity falls au#domesticated ford#ford pines#stanford pines#stan pines#my art#sketch#ask#ford is having AN ACTUAL GOOD DAY FOR ONCE#Stan is the best brother#ford is going to get to sleep on a REAL BED#the bar is so low
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The bar for what passes as antisemitism is so low sometimes
I once got accused of being antisemitic because I shared a map about Judaism from PEW Research Centre and two of my tags included "did you know" and "Judaism". Since, y'know, it was a factoid related to Judaism. Just as I tag other religions if the post is about that religion.
No commentary whatsoever. Just posting the map and tagging the post with relevant tags evidently made me antisemitic.
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I just realised that the main reason I bias Chris so much and he is the idol I support the most is because...
He shows more care, loyalty and investment towards Stays in his lives and interviews than I know some men do to their romantic partners.
He shows more effort and dedication to people he doesn't know personally than some men I've seen with women they say they're 'in love' with.
And I think that's beautiful and rlly sad at the same time 😭😭
#the bar is so low#and yet men still can't reach it#bang chan#stray kids#skz x reader#stray kids hard hours#skz hard hours
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He'd probably let you hit it for a box of Raffaello.
#oc: Greg#hemsnonsense#ts4#my sims#sims 4 cas#show us your sims#Kagu got me playing dress up with Greg while i was lurking CAS for something#this mans has no standards#the bar is so low#i also would like a box of Raffaello#but the store is so busy bc it's christmas season#it's horrible#i don't want to go out#sighghghghghgh#what do people even tag posts with to reach others#i've given up most days#i love my mutuals#u guys make me so ahppy
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I looooove it when Americans are saying that not knowing about what countries there are on other continents is the same as not knowing all the us states because the us is so big and diverse.
I just wanna go: name 5 Indian states. Or 5 provinces in China real quick for me
#big? sure its big#diverse??? you're seriously undermining how diverse other countries are#alek talks#and indians are actually the ones who could say this!!! cause their cultures cuisines and even languages are different#same with china afaik#your us states are not that different from one another i promise 😩#im not saying you have to know every single country in the world but at least most of them...#or the most famous ones in the continent. if you say shit like you thought portugal was in south america or that idk#palestine is in eastern europe take a long hard look at yourself and make an effort to know the world around you#or at least don't proclaim it loudly 😭😭😭#the bar is SO low
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ja danke leo das hier sich wenigstens einer halbwegs an regeln halten kann
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Jess Bradford from Black Christmas got an abortion!
#jess bradford#black christmas 1974#your fave blog#your fave is#semi-canon? idk if i'll put it in the canon tag#id in alt#request#she is certainly closer to canon than. the twin towers#the bar is so low
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Mans is having sex hallucinations about his brother’s DEAD WIFE
EDIT: HIS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I appreciate them showing Patrick lusting, hard, after a fat girl in the churro scene.
It was nice to see.
I mean, as a fat girl, the bar is in hell, but it's nice to be included in someone's sexual fantasies and not as a fetish or joke.
#challengers#challengers movie#patrick zweig#josh o'connor#josh oconnor#fat girls#fat women#the bar is in hell#the bar is so low#churro#churro scene
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forcing myself to go outside every day of oct !!!!!
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Extremely funny to me that the Jun romance was only added to Persona 2 to appeal to yaoi fangirls but it's still better representation than any other persona game and is actually not queerbait like most other stuff trying to appeal to yaoi fangirls. Tatsuya was just canonically fucking bi and it was 1999.
#persona 2#i have a lot of feelings about tatsujun and how it relates to the rest of the Persona franchise#if persona 6 doesnt either have female protag or gay romance im gonna go to atlus and beat someone#the bar is so low
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s21 of svu sucks ass pass it on
#i‘m only on episode of 8 of a rewatch and missed like 3 of them#but my god#it‘s not a fun watch#i should do my uni work but alas#i guess at least they didn’t continuously misgender a trans woman??#the bar is so low#svu#law and order svu#l&o svu#jambles#x#personal
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im sorry i just cannot get over how asmon said "i was raised roman catholic" with so much pride
and then says "im gonna clean my room all by myself" as his penance like kpyxvfbxhshohxhf
#the bar is so low#your ancestors would brand themselves and flagellate their backs as penance and you're out here like ''im gonna make my bed EVERY. DAY.''
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He's so fucking daddy coded besties three times this week I've woken up to a text reminding me to wrap up warm because it's cold, or to get a raincoat on because it's raining.
And today I was telling him about how I'm gonna have to go out looking like a drowned rat because I'm running late, and he asked to see, and when I sent him a photo he was like you look very beautiful, please dry your hair before you go out I don't want you to catch a cold! :( and I'm just sitting here on my bedroom floor like, squealing
#the bar is so low#can you tell ive spent my whole life caring for others without ever really being cared for myself haha 😭😭#okay thats dramatic but still
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……ew.
Anyways, writing gay porn about trumpies is an act of defiance I proudly stand behind.
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i just want good dick and attention is that so much to ask for
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