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i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

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they should invent someone who'd fall madly in love with me

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spiderispunk -> sonofarathorn

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON in KRAVEN THE HUNTER (2023)

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON attends the 81st Venice International Film Festival (Aug 31, 2024)

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON attends the MTV EMAs 2024 (Nov 10, 2024)

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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

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mariah carey is nearly defrosted and they're playing christmas music in shopping malls

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being horny about matt murdock again will fix me I think. my mental health is riding on daredevil: born again and returning to my roots, which is to say wanting that miserable catholic man so bad it makes me look stupid. it's my natural state of being

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I need him BAD. I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism.

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SIX GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD!!!!

Being a Penguins fan this year is a form of self destruction

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okay charlie

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LOTRWEEK 2024 Day 2 — Histories and Legacies

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Being a Penguins fan this year is a form of self destruction

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fuck baby ur so hot i wanna do the dishes with u and make u hot tea when ur sick

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I dunno man, I think Bale had the worst Batman suit