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i actually can’t wait for a real live action booster gold i don’t even care that he was kind of miscast. i’m tired of his only appearances being in random single episodes of CW shows i’m ready for his solo thing to be the first DCU installment to make one boostillion dollars
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there’s some weird fake star trek on tv and i tried to take a picture but the room was too dark so it ended up looking like a photo of a memory
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Wait which movie is it im forcing my non-dcfan friend to watch dc movies with me (he absolutely loved the hush movie and blue beetle) and i want him to be exposed to this one too
justice league: war (2014)
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new york city is a game to me, and that game is pokemon black and white
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i took my troubles down to baton rouge
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the thing about batlantern is that it’s almost entirely made up by one prolific fanfiction writer based on the fact that they were allegedly acting like they wanted to fuck each other in one animated movie. which would be funny and stupid if not for the fact that they actually WERE acting like they wanted to fuck each other in that movie
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batman is like your friend’s mom who’ll let you drink underage when you come over because she’d “rather you do it in the house” like the reason he sanctions robins and batgirls at all is because they would still do it otherwise and he wants to be able to supervise it
“batman sucks because he trains child soldiers” is such a funny argument when you read the comics because bruce doesn’t want any kids to play robin. he is actively discouraging robins and batgirls and spoilers. they’re doing it of their own accord without his permission. gotham children yearn for the capes
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“batman sucks because he trains child soldiers” is such a funny argument when you read the comics because bruce doesn’t want any kids to play robin. he is actively discouraging robins and batgirls and spoilers. they’re doing it of their own accord without his permission. gotham children yearn for the capes
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this is what jason todd thought happened with tim drake
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i have protective affection bordering on maternal pride for jaime and khaji-da but i’m flicking ted kord around like a paper football on a library tabletop. i don’t care that khaji-da is a war criminal and a communist because ted is something worse: gay in a way that annoys me
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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man
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bruce’s JLI era being right around when jason died is so funny in the worst way imagine you’ve just lost your son and you have to go to work with the blowjob brothers. i would have started killing people
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they probably won’t add guy or ted because we already have three green lanterns and a blue beetle in the game but my fingers are crossed soooo fucking tightly for blue warrior ice + green disruptor fire + RED SUPPORT CAPTAIN ATOM OR SOMETHING PLEASE GOD. WE HAVE NO RED HERO SUPPORTS AT ALL IN THE GAME
“check back when more are added in the future”
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“check back when more are added in the future”
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gothamites spent 500 years cooking up the most horrifying disgusting slang you could ever imagine and then they sent a refugee back to the 1980’s to infect the past with it. Sad
just thought about booster gold being from gotham and what a new jersey accent would sound like in the year 2487 and dropped what i was holding out of terror
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