#banges do not interact

[littlenastieswewhispered]

“ang*l didn’t lose his soul because he had sex with buffy. he lost it because of the cuddling after!”

oh yeah true that’s why he also lost his soul in prom (s3e20) when buffy spends the night at his house and they sleep cuddled in each other’s arm even tho they’re no longer having sex

wait no

[linolinoing]

★ lino linoing moments: 15/∞

[m3nt4lly1ll1]

“B-but she l-looks and s-sounds like a c-c-child!!! She can’t have sex!!!”

I have one image to show you.

This is Bernadette (the character)

She’s a character on The Big Bang Theory. She’s a fully grown adult. She’s very short, and has a squeaky/child-like voice. On some occasions, she sports pigtails.

And yet, she’s sexualized in some nature by the show itself. I’ve not seen a SINGLE hoe on any platform whine about her (I’m sure it exists). And yet there’s thousands complaining about an animation about miku with a child-like design. Or like. Any other animated character that people sexualize that look to be young.

Like pls stfu.

[sanakimohara]

{ Bang Chan }

+ “TEACH ME”

+ “COLA” PT. 6

+ “COLA” PT. 7

+ “CRAVING”

+ “YOU” PT. 1

+ “COLA” PT. 8

+ [P*RN LINKS]

+ “YOU” PT. 2

+ “BE MY BABY” PT. 1

+ “BE MY BABY” PT. 2

+ “BE MY BABY” PT. 3

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{ Lee Minho }

+ CODED RELATIONSHIP

+ “MEAN”

+ [P*RN LINKS]

+ DDLG FT. CHANGBIN

+

{ Seo Changbin }

+ “LUNCH”

+ [P*RN LINKS]

+ DDLG FT. MINHO

+

{ Hwang Hyunjin }

+”CHERRY POPPER”

+ “MXDE”

+ [ P*RN LINKS ]

+

{ Han Jisung }

+ CODED RELATIONSHIP

+ “SWEET N’ SOUR”

+

{ Kim Seungmin }

+ “OWNER”

+ “GAME OVER” PT. 2 FT. JEONGIN

+

{ Lee Felix }

+ SOFT DOM [1]

+

{ Yang Jeongin }

+”A PERFECT FIT*

+ “TEAR YOU. APART” PT. 2

+ “GAME OVER” PT. 2 FT. SEUNGMIN

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{ Bang Chan }

+ “COLS” PT. 6

+ “COLA” PT. 7

+ “COLA” PT. 8

[COMPLETE CHAPTERS]

+ “YOU” PT. 1

+ “YOU” PT. 2

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[COMPLETE CHAPTERS]

+ “BE MY BABY” PT. 1

+ “BE MY BABY” PT. 2

+ “BE MY BABY” PT. 3

[ COMPLETE CHAPTERS]

+

{ Lee Minho }

+

{ Seo Changbin }

+

{ Hwang Hyunjin }

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{ Han Jisung }

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{ Kim Seungmin }

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{ Lee Felix }

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{ Yang Jeongin }

+ “TEAR YOU APART* PT. 2

[COMPLETE CHAPTERS]

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{ Bang Chan }

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{ Lee Minho }

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{ Seo Changbin }

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{ Hwang Hyunjin }

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{ Han Jisung }

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{ Kim Seungmin }

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{ Lee Felix }

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{ Yang Jeongin }

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CURATED PLAYLISTS

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+ YANG JEONGIN PLAYLIST

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+ [ OT8 LIST ]

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[avnasace]

i do find it incredibly funny that in season 4 ben noticeably eyes the marigold bottle, takes the marigold bottle, disappears with said marigold bottle and then reappears with a round of glowing(!!!) drinks, yet the writers still decided that it wasnt obvious enough to us as the audience, and then made sure to verbally tell us that ben spiked the drinks with marigold. then they turn to klaus wondering why he is still normal, and then feel like they have to again verbally explain to us "ohhh you're sober!! thats why!!" when it was so clearly obvious.

but then they rushed everything else and left fifty thousand plotholes behind...

[sun-of-4-gun]

a monkey, his stick, and his shadow

[bajaja-blast]

finally finished this fucking book

it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS

[faunandfloraas]

Got him 💦 ©️ zoe_lixx

[tawneybel]

It’s a shame you’re not interested in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, cause I wanted to see you write Winnie, Piglet, Tigger and Owl gang///bang///ing the reader.

Accept these headcanons about them I have concocted that might make zero sense and/or be completely out of character. Idk. I support people wanting smut for weirdass characters. Does this count as yiff? 🤔

Winnie: Initiates gang bang, even roughly pawing at your cl!t to make sure you’re wet enough for bearbacking. Falls asleep pretty much immediately afterwards, no aftercare. Probably grunts the most and is generally louder than the others. 

Piglet: Likes getting little kissies on his face. Then gets impatient when his tusks get in the way of mouth kisses, so he just shoves his meat thermometer down your throat while Winnie—I’m not calling him Pooh, that’s too cute for a slasher—makes sure you’re slick enough. 

Tigger: If you try getting off your hands and knees while getting spit toasted by Winnie and Piglet, Tigger will bite your nape to keep you in place. Might just paint your back with stripes, so to speak, if you don’t have a hole free. If Piglet finishes first, he’ll wait until your pussy’s available. 

Owl: Also not bothered by sloppy seconds. Can he fly? I’d imagine he’d grasp your ankles with his talons and take you up into a tree. Because he has wings for arms, you’ll have to spread your own legs and use them to hold onto a branch while being pile driven. 

It’s a low branch. At this point fluids are probably dripping down you and if the others haven’t finished, or want to go again, your mouth is still available. And your tits. 

Hopefully their blood rushes out of their dicks, before your blood rushes to your head.

[guavie]

Nier visual novel oc stuff from the last however long :>

[lululawrence]

Last Line Challenge

I was tagged by @haztobegood and @enchantedlandcoffee to share the last line I've written in my current WIP, thank you for tagging me!!! I'm still working on my big bang as much as I can, and I have a new last line already since the last time I shared, yay! haha So here's another line from my Diego Luna/Louis fic...

“They love cumbia,” Diego said, smiling fondly. “The basic step for that is simple, so we’ll start there.”

18 words so.... I'm supposed to tag 18 of you hahahahahaha OKAY HERE GOES

@larry-hiatus @voulezloux @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed @red-panda-28 @allwaswell16 @reminiscingintherain @louandhazaf @crinkle-eyed-boo @lalalaartje @lightwoodsmagic @parmahamlarrie @babyhoneyheslt @harryanthus-annuus @babyarcanacasey @berzerkshires @all-these-larrythings @uhoh-but-yeah-alright ANNNNNDD @homosociallyyours! if any of you are writing and feel like sharing what you're working on, go for it! hehe

[phoenixcatch7]

I know 'person with secret to hide spots other person with secret to hide but doesn't say anything' is like. Thee trope in superhero crossovers, but come on! Some of these guys have been doing this for decades! There's tons of heroes that have gone to pretty extreme lengths to be Completely Imperceptible in civilian life.

Don't you think it's scarier, after all is said and done, to sit there and think I didn't notice a thing? I wouldn't have ever realised? I would never have known? To know that someone you were familiar with - close with, even! - had this whole other personality and skillset and powers and experiences and life just behind the curtain, and they hid it so completely you didn't even see it was there.

'I always knew there was something off' what if you didn't. How world shaking would it be to be so utterly blindsided? To know that this person had somehow learned to so deceptive?

[shikai-the-storyteller]

There are SO many cool interactions and lore things we can look forward to now that Rubius says he'll come back to QSMP (not only as an angel / demon, but potentially as a human too!), but that little detail reminded me of something:

Even though q!Vegetta and q!Rubius were mutually interested in each other wayyyy back in the beginning of the series, as an Angel / Demon, Rubius said he can't have relationships with humans because it's against the rules.

But a bit ago on stream, Rubius said that he's thinking about having a "human" side so he can build and do more things on the server as a regular player. I'm excited because this means he can have more casual interactions with people and we can see him interacting with his friends more (and he can experience The Horrors), but also...

I think we're in for some very interesting drama in the next few weeks.*

* ( Assuming Rubius doesn't get harassed off the server by toxic shippers and weird fans of the Eggs again. Please be nice to Rubius and welcome him back kindly, he's a very cool guy and his character is SO interesting )

[chanlix-honey]

New fic coming soon...

From the creator of The Attention You Deserve and Who's the Puppy Now? Comes a new story, Run It Again!

A reader x bangchan story...stay tuned for for more!

(feel free to read, reblog, and like my other stories while you wait)

[fantasticenthusiasttale]

🎺🎺Ladies and gentlemen, our queen has arrived!

Goldieposting weekend!

She rules

[yellow-dejavu]