#banana cream tart

[fullcravings]

Breakfast Granola Tarts (V/GF)

[shiftythrifting]

Went looking for some candy I liked as a kid (they don't make it any more 😡) but ended up finding and buying this hat instead

[morethansalad]

Milk Tart Chia Pudding (Vegan)

[rabbitcruiser]

National Pie Day  

From chicken to apple, pecan to mushroom, indulge in classic pastry  stuffed with any filling you fancy by visiting a bakery or hosting a pie  contest.

We’re going to need more days in the year if we want to have a  celebration for every type of food in existence. Luckily, most of the  important foods, such as pie, already have their assigned dates!

National Pie Day is, as you might expect, a glorious opportunity to  celebrate all of the wonderful things about pie. Whether it’s sweet  fruit pies, meat-filled pies with gravy or those silly whipped cream  pies that people throw for comical effect, no pie is left out during pie  day and they all have an opportunity to shine!

Pies have been around for thousands of years and the recipe hasn’t  changed much. It’s still a pastry that’s filled with something, either  sweet or savory, and served on a plate or dish that it’s baked in. It’s  simple, it’s effective and it’s incredibly filling. But what exactly do  people do on National Pie Day and what is it all about?

Most people see National Pie Day as an opportunity to stuff  themselves with all different types of pie. This may be especially easy  during National Pie Day as many stores and bakeries have started to  celebrate it, offering discounts or even free pies as part of the  celebration. However, others prefer to use National Pie Day as an excuse  to bake something of their own, usually with the intention of sharing  it with friends and family members. Even if you don’t have a clue how to  bake, this might be a perfect opportunity to learn!

History of National Pie Day

National Pie Day was started in the mid-1970s by Charlie Papazian.  Papazian worked as a nuclear engineer in Boulder, Colorado but also had  experience as a brewer and teacher. We’re not sure why he decided to do  it, but he declared that his birthdate would also be known as National  Pie Day. Everyone seemed to agree (who wouldn’t agree to a pie day?) and  ever since 1986, it has become an official celebration that is even  sponsored by the American Pie Council.

How to Celebrate National Pie Day

Celebrating National Pie Day can be easy even if it is fairly  obvious–just eat pie! Whether it’s a delicious blueberry pie from your  local bakery or a filling chicken pot pie for dinner, there are  countless different options for giving pie a rightful nod, and they all  deserve your attention. In fact, you could probably serve pie for all  three meals of the day if you really put some effort and creativity into  it!

Consider these interesting ways to celebrate this auspicious day centered around golden crusts filled with tasty goodness:

Start Making Pies

Although it is possible to simply buy the pies from a bakery or store  (especially because there will likely be sales or even free pie!), we  do suggest trying to make your own pies. This will give a greater  appreciation for pie as you can learn more about the process, pick up  some new cooking skills, and maybe even learn the history of pies and  how they were made in the past.

Host a Bake Off  

Invite friends, family or co-workers to a National Pie Day bakeoff  challenge. Whether choosing sweet or savory, it’s always loads of fun to  gather people around a common interest (and what could be more  interesting than pie?). However, the champion of the pie contest could  win a creative prize such as a special parking spot at work, a free  lunch, or even a giant box filled with pie baking supplies. Of course,  those volunteering to be judges are the real winners because they get to  taste all of the scrumptious pies!

Watch a Pie-Themed Film  

Okay, a film centered completely around pie probably wouldn’t be that  great. After all, it would probably just make people want to eat!  However, some films have scenes that feature prominently within their  larger plots. Check out these films and see if you can spot the pie  themes (note: these may not be suitable for younger watchers):

Labor Day. Released in 2014, starring  Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin, this romantic thriller focuses on the  relationship between a single mom and an escaped convict. In one scene  (which was used in advertisements by the American Pie Council) the  making of a peach pie is featured.

Waitress. This  2007 comedy stars Keri Russell as a server in a small town who enters a  pie bakeoff that she hopes will lead her away from her abusive husband.  

Blazing Saddles. This 1974 Mel Brooks western satire includes a memorable pie fight near the end of the film, where hijinx and mishaps ensue.

Julie & Julia. Inspirational  for those who love to cook, this 2009 film is about a young woman’s  experience with cooking for a year from Julia Child’s cookbook. The  beginning features a chocolate cream pie that is to-die-for, but the  whole film is sure to cause taste buds to demand something yummy!

Play Pie-Themed Music  

Most people don’t think about the fact that many songs and poems have  been written around the theme of pie. From oldies to metal to pop, pie  songs have been made available for more than 40 years, no matter what  kind of musical taste a person has. Filling a playlist with pie-themed  tunes can be fun and entertaining with songs such as these:

“American Pie” by Don McLean 1971

“I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)” by The Four Tops 1965

“Wild Honey Pie” by The Beatles 1968

“Cherry Pie” by Warrant 1990

“Sweet Potato Pie” by James Taylor 1988

“Where’s My Apple Pie?” by Joan Baez 2003

“Apple Pie a la Mode” by Destiny’s Child 2001

“High Hopes” by Frank Sinatra 1959

“Custard Pie” by Led Zeppelin 1975

National Pie Day is a fun and exciting day to celebrate, and it gets  even wackier when you include fun music, films, and delicious desserts.  People get  up to all sorts of crazy things on social media. You’ll find lots of fun  pictures of people gorging on pies, you might come across some new pie  recipes and you might even learn a few pie-related facts!

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[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

What are your favorite Christmas time baking recipes? I’ve recently learned I’m really good at baking and am trying to eat good food and inflate my ego some more

[changedebate]

Coconut Cream Tarts - Desserts

[quotationmachine]

Coconut Cream Tarts - Desserts

[ardsami]

Banana and Chocolate Tart

Banana and Chocolate Tart. This delicious banana and chocolate tart combines the sweet and creamy flavor of ripe bananas with rich dark chocolate. The ready-made shortcrust pastry makes it simple to make, and the simple chocolate filling will impress your guests.

[cerebralbore]

Recipe for Chocolate Banana Tart with Mousse

Made with Heavy Cream, Granulated Sugar, Semisweet Chocolate Chips, Heavy Cream, Chocolate Cookie Crumbs, Unsalted Butter, Cream Cheese, Unsalted Butter, Powdered Sugar, Bananas, Vanilla Extract. This decadent chocolate banana tart is filled with a rich chocolate ganache and topped with a layer of creamy banana mousse. It's an ideal dessert for any occasion.

[blackholesfilm]

Chocolate Banana Tart with Mousse Recipe

Chocolate Banana Tart with Mousse. This decadent chocolate banana tart is filled with a rich chocolate ganache and topped with a layer of creamy banana mousse. It's an ideal dessert for any occasion.

[bunnys-kisses]

welcome to the bunny's bakery!

how can i take your order? all you have to do is pick a dessert, drink and driver/character of your choosing! are you in the mood for a mille-feuille or a big slice of chocolate cake! please, please, please indicate who you want me to write about!!

the servers are from the following: formula one, call of duty, baldur's gate 3, haikyuu, one piece, jujustu kaisen, detective comics (dc), marvel comics (but i am open to any other fandoms you might have in mind! please do not hesitate to ask!!)

i do also accept polyam relationships! (pairing + reader), up to about four people! just to make it manageable on my end!

all orders can be made to the inbox for @bunnys-kisses and i'll get your order together asap! also let me know if you want it extra sweet or a little more spicy !

mille-feuille: “that’s it, fuck, that’s a good girl.”

butter tart: "let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."

sugar pie: “gonna let daddy hear ya?”

zebra cake: "well, what do we have here?"

carrot cake: "swallow it. all of it."

millionaire shortcake: "if they saw you now, you'd be the biggest shame to your family."

pots de crème: "if a picture is worth a thousand words, then i could probably get a million dollars for this photo."

oat flapjacks: "i'm not scared of you."

persian rolls: "it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat."

spice pie: "i didn't know it was possible to be a liar and a slut."

mushroom pie: "if you don't shut up. i'm going to shut you up."

lemon slice: "i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making."

swiss roll: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

pumpkin pie: "i've met strays who were more obedient."

pastry braid: "your job is to make me cum. now get to work."

sausage roll: "i wonder how much i could get for photos of this cunt."

pithivier: "if you don't behave, i'll let the boys take care of you."

tiramisu: “my little slut to ruin.”

sponge toffee: "aw, is someone mad that they can only cum because of me?"

pull-apart bread: "i love you"

powered sugar donuts: "marry me."

blueberry bars: “gonna make you a mamma and you're gonna make me a daddy.”

pudding chomeur: "i don't share."

ice cream bars: “did you see the way he was eyeing you? he need to know you're mine."

chocolate cake: "do you feel that? that's what happens when i think about you all day."

soufflé: "i'll be gentle."

fried dough: "i know virginity is a stupid concept... but i want to take yours."

apple pie: "now be good and beg. thank you."

vanilla cheesecake: "where are your manners?"

berry trifle: "wrong. try again."

maple cream pie: "either you wear the necklace with my name on it, or wear my bruises around your neck."

s'more: "The accent gets to you, doesn't it?"

belgian waffles: "i cum in that every night."

pancakes: "if you bite me. i'll bite you back."

loaf of whole wheat bread: "you're going to shut that mouth and take me."

jos louis: "does someone need a daddy?"

maple taffy: "oh my god you're stupid."

snowballs: "don't worry, drug tests aren't till next week."

shortbread cookies: "and who does this belong to?"

flan: "i'm not possessive... i'm obsessive."

peach cake: "if you spill a drop, we start all over."

angel food cake: "if he fucks with me again, i'm finishing inside of you."

red velvet cupcake: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

mince pie: "i'm not jealous."

banana bread: "i'm going to fuck that sweet pussy of yours until the only word your little brain can form is my name."

crumb cake: "if you just listened, all of this could've been avoided."

chocolate chip cookies: "you're beautiful when you smile, but you're the prettiest when my cock is in your throat"

nanaimo bars: "who's my pretty girl? c'mon say it."

coffee cake: "knees. now."

sourdough bread: "i'm going to breed you."

blueberry muffins: "i don't think it'll fit."

pound cake with strawberries: "you know i hate going over rules, but just because i like seeing you embarrassed, i'll tell you them again."

croissant: "i wonder if your father knows what happens during the off hours. if he knows you're here with me."

crepe: "pretty girl."

french toast: "you're trying to make me jealous!"

churros: "if you don't shut that little mouth of yours, i will stuff it full. okay?"

shortbread squares: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

savory pastry: "let your brother find out."

sweet pastry: "i'll make it all better."

eclairs: "the family's precious little girl. under me like a slut."

boston cream pie: "yeah, i'll use protection."

bagel: “gonna paint you with my teeth.”

crostata: “stupid slut, this is what you wanted huh? wanted me to fuck you like i hate you.”

tres leches: "i wonder if your brother know i cum in you."

peanut butter bars: “scratch me, bite me, just mark me sweetheart. show them I’m yours.”

eton mess: "be careful. your breath smells like cum."

scones: "but what if they see us!"

english muffin: "aw, is someone crying?"

honey cruller: "i forget how small you are sometimes."

banana split: "don't look at me like that."

beer brownies: "stick your tongue out anymore and you'll look like a dog."

fudge: "your father is pissing me off."

sticky toffee pudding: "the only way this is ending is you getting pregnant."

hot cross buns: "don't hide your face from me. i'd hate to have to tie you up."

brownies: "you're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours."

chocolate mousse: "the only necklace you need is my hand around your throat"

tim bits: "stupid little thing."

fruitcake: "i'll make tonight special."

cornmeal muffin: "i need you most."

devil's food cake: "you're my most unhealthy obsession."

crème caramel: "oh. you thought you were getting away from me?"

banana & chocolate muffins: "i'm only doing this because you need to learn how to behave, rules are rules, and you need to follow them."

custard tart: "i've never done this before."

cinnamon rolls: "no one needs to know."

mango sorbet: "you are by far the dumbest thing i've ever fucked. how did they even let you graduate?"

date squares: "you look better with my marks on you."

figgy duff: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

spicy upside down cake: "let's play a game: don't get caught."

cream puffs: "let me finish inside."

profiteroles: "come away with me. for a week, together. anywhere you want, we'll go."

with a side of:

coffee: rivals

tea: semi-public/public sex

juice: cockwarming

mocha coffee: breeding kink

bubble tea: daddy kink

a vodka shot: rough sex

sparkling water: gentle sex

coconut water: alternate universe

energy drink: doggy style

champagne: sugar daddy situation

hard lemonade: possessive behaviour

espresso shot: dirty talking

a glass of wine: cowgirl position

ice capp coffee: werewolf au

bloody mary: vampire au

martini: mafia au

frozen latte: dumbification

frozen lemonade: consensual non-consent

cranberry juice: mean!character

glass of water: aftercare

chocolate milk: tenderness

milkshake: size kink

pina colada: pregnancy

cider: body worship

mai tai: loss of virginity

margarita: unprotected sex

mint julep: punishments

chai: biting/hickies

earl grey: big cock

fishbowl cocktail: protected sex

tonic water: age gap

matcha latte: collars/bondage

root beer: filming/recording

soda: jealousy

americano: oral sex

whisky: degrading language

vitamin water: dom/sub dynamic

irish coffee: high sex

sangria: drunk sex

dark roast coffee: sub!character

dark hot chocolate: sub!reader

iced tea: accidentally launching relationship

lemon water: university/college au

naked & famous: bimbo/ditzy!reader

on the house: author's choice!

ORDER UP!

[sarahowritesostucky]

📖"Temporary Custody" Series Page

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Steve x ofc x Bucky

Tags: Dom/sub, bdsm au, dom Bucky, sub reader, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, gay sex'n'stuff, straight sex'n'stuff, Steve being a literal Golden Retriever, mental health issues, dub-con, forced submission, bakery au, m/f/m, gentle domination, total power exchange

Summary: The stigma and shame of being a submissive has kept Mary unfulfilled and in the closet her whole life, until an inciting incident leads to Bucky and Steve taking her in and giving her everything she was always too afraid to ask for.

Trigger warnings: This story contains themes of eating disordered behavior, body image issues, self-harm, childhood trauma, and alcohol abuse (basically, the ofc's a hot mess).

Ch 1 Lemon cream tart

Ch 2 Hazelnut ganache tart

Ch 3 Cream filled sponge cakes

Ch 4 Cake doughnuts

Ch 5 Jiggly soufflé cake

Ch 6 Somethin' with bananas

Ch 7 Strawberry cream puffs

Ch 8 Banana-dulce cheesecake

Ch 9 Honey-mascarpone crêpes

Ch 10 S'mores

Ch 11 Palmiers

Ch 12 Pôt de crème

Steve and Bucky sexuality profiles

April Fool's Ch 11 "farewell cheesecake"

@matchat3a @bethexo07

[morethansalad]

Vegan Strawberry & Pineberry Tart

[rabbitcruiser]

National Pie Day  

From chicken to apple, pecan to mushroom, indulge in classic pastry  stuffed with any filling you fancy by visiting a bakery or hosting a pie  contest.

We’re going to need more days in the year if we want to have a  celebration for every type of food in existence. Luckily, most of the  important foods, such as pie, already have their assigned dates!

National Pie Day is, as you might expect, a glorious opportunity to  celebrate all of the wonderful things about pie. Whether it’s sweet  fruit pies, meat-filled pies with gravy or those silly whipped cream  pies that people throw for comical effect, no pie is left out during pie  day and they all have an opportunity to shine!

Pies have been around for thousands of years and the recipe hasn’t  changed much. It’s still a pastry that’s filled with something, either  sweet or savory, and served on a plate or dish that it’s baked in. It’s  simple, it’s effective and it’s incredibly filling. But what exactly do  people do on National Pie Day and what is it all about?

Most people see National Pie Day as an opportunity to stuff  themselves with all different types of pie. This may be especially easy  during National Pie Day as many stores and bakeries have started to  celebrate it, offering discounts or even free pies as part of the  celebration. However, others prefer to use National Pie Day as an excuse  to bake something of their own, usually with the intention of sharing  it with friends and family members. Even if you don’t have a clue how to  bake, this might be a perfect opportunity to learn!

History of National Pie Day

National Pie Day was started in the mid-1970s by Charlie Papazian.  Papazian worked as a nuclear engineer in Boulder, Colorado but also had  experience as a brewer and teacher. We’re not sure why he decided to do  it, but he declared that his birthdate would also be known as National  Pie Day. Everyone seemed to agree (who wouldn’t agree to a pie day?) and  ever since 1986, it has become an official celebration that is even  sponsored by the American Pie Council.

How to Celebrate National Pie Day

Celebrating National Pie Day can be easy even if it is fairly  obvious–just eat pie! Whether it’s a delicious blueberry pie from your  local bakery or a filling chicken pot pie for dinner, there are  countless different options for giving pie a rightful nod, and they all  deserve your attention. In fact, you could probably serve pie for all  three meals of the day if you really put some effort and creativity into  it!

Consider these interesting ways to celebrate this auspicious day centered around golden crusts filled with tasty goodness:

Start Making Pies

Although it is possible to simply buy the pies from a bakery or store  (especially because there will likely be sales or even free pie!), we  do suggest trying to make your own pies. This will give a greater  appreciation for pie as you can learn more about the process, pick up  some new cooking skills, and maybe even learn the history of pies and  how they were made in the past.

Host a Bake Off  

Invite friends, family or co-workers to a National Pie Day bakeoff  challenge. Whether choosing sweet or savory, it’s always loads of fun to  gather people around a common interest (and what could be more  interesting than pie?). However, the champion of the pie contest could  win a creative prize such as a special parking spot at work, a free  lunch, or even a giant box filled with pie baking supplies. Of course,  those volunteering to be judges are the real winners because they get to  taste all of the scrumptious pies!

Watch a Pie-Themed Film  

Okay, a film centered completely around pie probably wouldn’t be that  great. After all, it would probably just make people want to eat!  However, some films have scenes that feature prominently within their  larger plots. Check out these films and see if you can spot the pie  themes (note: these may not be suitable for younger watchers):

Labor Day. Released in 2014, starring  Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin, this romantic thriller focuses on the  relationship between a single mom and an escaped convict. In one scene  (which was used in advertisements by the American Pie Council) the  making of a peach pie is featured.

Waitress. This  2007 comedy stars Keri Russell as a server in a small town who enters a  pie bakeoff that she hopes will lead her away from her abusive husband.  

Blazing Saddles. This 1974 Mel Brooks western satire includes a memorable pie fight near the end of the film, where hijinx and mishaps ensue.

Julie & Julia. Inspirational  for those who love to cook, this 2009 film is about a young woman’s  experience with cooking for a year from Julia Child’s cookbook. The  beginning features a chocolate cream pie that is to-die-for, but the  whole film is sure to cause taste buds to demand something yummy!

Play Pie-Themed Music  

Most people don’t think about the fact that many songs and poems have  been written around the theme of pie. From oldies to metal to pop, pie  songs have been made available for more than 40 years, no matter what  kind of musical taste a person has. Filling a playlist with pie-themed  tunes can be fun and entertaining with songs such as these:

“American Pie” by Don McLean 1971

“I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)” by The Four Tops 1965

“Wild Honey Pie” by The Beatles 1968

“Cherry Pie” by Warrant 1990

“Sweet Potato Pie” by James Taylor 1988

“Where’s My Apple Pie?” by Joan Baez 2003

“Apple Pie a la Mode” by Destiny’s Child 2001

“High Hopes” by Frank Sinatra 1959

“Custard Pie” by Led Zeppelin 1975

National Pie Day is a fun and exciting day to celebrate, and it gets  even wackier when you include fun music, films, and delicious desserts.  People get  up to all sorts of crazy things on social media. You’ll find lots of fun  pictures of people gorging on pies, you might come across some new pie  recipes and you might even learn a few pie-related facts!

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[lilmissnatcat24]

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

[incorrectbatfam]

Could you please do some headcanons about Batmans cooking disasters over the years?

Age 5: Bruce puts tinfoil in the microwave. Alfred shakes his head and laughs

Age 6: He decorates a cookie so badly another kid cries until they throw up

Age 7: He tries to make a PB&J and the countertop is sticky for a week

Age 8: He tries to make Martha's chicken noodle soup but ends up crying on the kitchen floor surrounded by half-chopped vegetables

Age 9: He tries to impress a houseguest by recreating Thomas's mixology tricks (sans alcohol). There's still a stain on the ceiling to this day

Age 10: He makes green eggs. It's not on purpose. He's never even read the book

Age 11: He makes lava in the school cafeteria

Age 12: He tries to make cheese bread by drilling holes into a baguette and filling it with melted nacho cheese

Age 13: He melts a cutting board in the oven

Age 14: He folds a Pop Tart

Age 15: The chocolate-covered bananas he makes for the school bake sale come out looking very very wrong

Age 16: He's asked to drop a home economics class after mistaking refried beans for pumpkin puree in a pie

Age 17: He boils eggs in the carton

Age 18: He makes his entire freshman dorm evacuate after burning his ramen to ash

Age 19: He sculpts a severed hand out of meatloaf and is sent to the university psychologist

Age 20: He tries to bake a cake but doesn't have a cake pan, so he pours the batter right in the oven

Age 21: He tries Thomas's mixology tricks again, this time with alcohol. One of the tricks is flipping it over his head. He ends up losing part of his vision for 3 days

Age 22: He burns water. Harley Quinn is there. She still holds it over his head

Age 23: He packs his first patrol snack as Batman. It's a chocolate bar wrapped in a tortilla. The chocolate melts onto his gloves and he drops the tortilla down a sewer grate

Age 24: He makes an ice cream cookie sandwich to eat while he and Batgirl work on a case, but he's so engrossed in the work that he doesn't notice it melt until Babs points it out

Age 25: He enters the first annual Justice League cook-off and immediately gets banned from ever entering again

Age 26: He tries to comfort little Dickie Grayson by making fried cornbread from a book of Roma comfort recipes. It turns out about as well as you'd expect when you give Bruce Wayne hot oil. Bruce is genuinely bummed out, but Dick says it's the thought that counts

Age 27: Clark delivers a huge hunk of beef from the farm. Instead of waiting for Alfred to come back, Bruce and Dick try to break it down with a power saw

Age 28: Bruce and Dick's latkes are burned so badly they can play floor hockey with them

Age 29: He makes stuffed mushrooms. Badly. Like imagine the worst way you can fuck up a mushroom. It still won't compare to what Bruce did. And it's for a potluck with the West-Allens that Barry won't let him live down

Age 30: Bruce sees Dick struggling to make ravioli and he's like "Let me show you how it's done" before proceeding to make it infinitely worse

Age 31: Bruce sees a hungry Jason Todd and the first thing he does when they return to the manor is make a double-decker bread sandwich. That's bread with two more slices of bread in between

Age 32: Bruce packs Dick and Jason's lunchboxes when Alfred is out of town. They're supposed to include a salad. Instead, Dick gets a whole head of lettuce and Jason's is just a bottle of ranch

Age 33: He makes hot chocolate after patrol... but forgets the chocolate

Age 34: The Manor is too cold, so Bruce tries to warm it up by making Jason's favorite soup. His hands shake the whole time. Suddenly, he's eight years old again, sitting on the kitchen floor surrounded by scraps reminding him of his failure

Age 35: Jack and Janet Drake are out of the country again, leaving young Timmy by himself. Bruce decides to bring some dinner over. It's baked perfectly, but it's full of things that shouldn't be anywhere near a casserole dish. They end up ordering takeout and watching old detective movies together

Age 36: Steph walks through how to make waffles. Bruce is standing there, watching closely and taking notes. They still come out looking radioactive

Age 37: Cass asks if they can get smoothies. Bruce says he can make them at home. She gives him a warning look but that's not enough to stop him. Cue Bruce forgetting to put the lid on the blender

Age 38: Jason's first night back at home, Bruce tries to make that soup. It shoots out like a geyser and hits the lights. He's panicking until he hears Jason laugh, and then the soup doesn't matter

Age 39: Damian screws up hummus and he desperately tries to hide it so people won't see him as inadequate at something so basic. Instead of getting upset, Bruce assures him it's okay and offers to fix it. (He doesn't fix it, he just makes it worse)

Age 40: Bruce's birthday happens while he's fake-dead and away from home. He grabs a convenience store cupcake and sticks a single candle on it. Then he closes his eyes, pretends his family is around him, and makes a wish. (The candle droops and sets the hotel sheets on fire)

Age 41: Back at the Manor, he attempts to make lemonade on a particularly hot day. Selina offers to help, but Bruce declines, saying, "How hard can it be?" (Spoiler alert: it's not supposed to be full of seeds)

Age 42: Kate shows him a video of Canadians pouring maple syrup into the snow to make candy, so he gets her to boil the syrup so they can do it together. The problem comes when they can't control the pour and end up with a glob the size of Damian

Age 43: As part of a school project, Bruce and Duke try to deduce the Coca-Cola secret formula. Duke's teacher takes a point off because at the beginning he told her he'd taste the results, but there's no way he's doing that now

Age 44: The family gets together to make a full English breakfast Alfred's birthday. Each person takes a part—Dick has eggs, Jason has the grilled tomatoes, Tim has mushrooms, Duke has the bacon, Steph and Cass are tag-teaming the sausages, Damian just has to open a can of beans, and Bruce needs to put bread in the toaster. It goes South immediately when Damian reaches for his katana instead of the can opener

Age 45: Bruce puts tinfoil in the microwave. Alfred shakes his head and laughs