#ban the bears

[bugtoot]

why are the pants pooping sugar free gummy bears still allowed to be sold in the US of A

get RID

[thatonechocogirl]

mourning rn. 💔

[jame7t]

For the record, im pretty sure I speak for 90% of twitch streamlettes when I say: always use an ad blocker. No matter what.

Like, you’re not stealing from the creator if you do. Unless a streamer is Jerma Sized, ads will provide about five cents a month; twitch has routinely attempted to push ads with “incentive programs” that go nowhere and alienate audiences.

If you want to support a creator, find out where they can be supported- a single 5 dollar donation when you can afford it will literally do more for them than anything twitch or YouTube “provides” via ads ✅

[ponybunyy]

Do you think I am hot enough to be your trans girl?

[carmenberzattosgf]

Thinking unhinged thoughts.

Carmy fingering you in front of a mirror. You both sit on the floor, you’re in between his legs leaning back against his chest for support. He wants to make sure you do it right. Maybe he has to go away on a trip for a week or two and wants to make sure his pretty girl can get off without him there to help.

Carmen starts easy at first, taking his time with you. He runs his fingers along your thighs until your legs part for him. His eyes instantly look at the dark patch of your underwear through the mirror. “Already soaked for me?” he teases, running his pointer finger along the spot.

Even when he takes off your underwear, his teasing doesn’t end. He takes one finger and draws lazy, slow circles around you clit. You can’t help but writhe against him, begging for more. “Carmy- please. Need your fingers.”

“You already have them, baby. You know I have to take it slow. Gotta show my girl how to take care of herself while I’m gone,” he murmurs in your ear, holding eye contact with you in the reflection.

He savors the way you moan when he finally presses one of his fingers into your cunt. “Fuck- Carm-“

“Yeah? That what you needed?” He presses another finger in without warning, stretching you out. The sounds of his fingers thrusting inside of you fill the room. You whimper and try to hide your face in his neck, but he has other plans.

“Watch my fingers. Don’t take your eyes off of them.” Suddenly, his fingers curve up, hitting that spot inside of you.

“Fuck- feels so good- please don’t stop,” you beg. You watch as his fingers work inside of you. Your wetness coats his fingers, starting to drip down his hand.

Carmen praises you to no end. “Look at how pretty you look. Taking my fingers so well. Such a good girl for me aren’t you.” His thrusts speed up with every sentence. Your high getting closer and closer. Your hands dig into his thighs for support.

He stops, right before you’re about to cum. He can see the look in your eye that you’re about whine. “I told you this is so you can learn how to pleasure yourself like I pleasure you. I want to see what you’ve learned. Go on.”

“But- please Carm. Wanna cum on your fingers.” You see his jaw tense as you beg.

“I’ll make you cum after you show me. Now listen and behave. Can you start with touching your clit?” You hand comes up to touch yourself. You’re desperate for that high you were so close to. Your fingers circle your clit quickly before Carmen stops you. “Slow baby, slow.” His hand softly grabs your wrist to guide your movements, setting an easy, delicate pace. “There we go. Just like that. Feels better doesn’t it?”

“Yes. Fuck-“

“Go ahead and put a finger in for me.” Carmy takes his time to guide you as you finger yourself. His eyes stay locked on your cunt the entire time, watching your fingers move. “Add another one. You can take it,” he praises. You follow his instructions, adding another finger and curling your fingers up like he did earlier. The feeling is instantly euphoric.

“Shit! Carm-“ you moan out, twitching in his lap.

“Atta girl. That’s the spot isn’t it? Fuck- so pretty. Doing so fucking good for me. Such a good listener.

The feeling of your orgasm draws near again. “Carmy. I’m close please. Wanna come on your fingers. Please, need you.” His eyes darken with lust in the mirror.

“Let’s try this then. Need you to trust me, okay?”

You nod. “Y-yes Carmy. Please.” Without another word, Carmy’s middle and ring finger prod up against your entrance while your own fingers are still inside. Your eyes widen as he begins to press into you. You’ve never felt so full, gasping and clawing at his thigh. “S-shit. Fuck Carmy-.”

“You can take it, just a little more.” Once his fingers bottom out, he wastes no time to bring you to orgasm. His fingers and yours move together in sync, releasing a pleasure all over your body. You clench around the fingers inside of you. The sight is erotic in the mirror. You’ve never seen yourself so full, stretching to accommodate the thrusting of the fingers inside of you.

“Carmy- I’m going to-“ he curls his fingers just so as you speak, sending shocking through your body. “Please- can I cum. Need to cum please.”

“Go on baby. Cum for me,” he commands, and your vision goes white. Your climax overwhelms you as you practically melt into his chest. Your legs tremble with after shocks. Your breathing is heavy as you try to catch your breath.

Carmy as always enters aftercare mode. After removing both sets of fingers from your cunt, he starts worshiping you with praise. “You did so good for me baby. Such a good girl aren’t you. So proud of you for taking that.”

Let’s just say he definitely has you face time him while he’s on his trip to make sure his lesson stuck.

[foolsfrogg]

pretend with me for a moment that she got a lifetime ban

iiiii did not feel like drawing a background !!

reference:

^ saw this and immediately thought of her <3

[pixlokita]

When you gotta ban your cat from your room for misbehaving but the moment you pick them up they start purring and slow blinking so naturally you gotta smooch them and squish them for a few minutes before escorting them out

[ghost-in-the-corner]

as a way to combat disinformation, I made a quick and easy research tutorial from Wikipedia

[coline7373]

[waspgrave]

My wife and I are planning for THE nap tomorrow by washing all our bedding and pajamas in the nicest smelling soap, planning a big breakfast that will make us content and sleepy, and doing skincare and even shaving our legs lmao so that when it's time to snuggle down for The Nap, we'll be at maximum coziness. it's the little things

[xbuster]

[afolksongs]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

this week tune in to the story of 129 men unwittingly participating in the world's coldest stanford prison experiment

[yannaryartside]

Guess I will spent the next few days screen recording all the tick toks I cant live without. I will have to start with my autism folder because I had never had access to other people with experiences like mine, then the history discussions that are my hyper fixation, and then I would move to the fandom edits and thirst traps, cause yeah. Love to live in America.

[thebladeblaster]

Saint Seiya characters as Pokemon Sync Pairs