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root-beer-foodie · 7 months ago

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Being a 30 year old man who's most complicated dish ever made was tortellini with a bottled tomato sauce then baking mozzarella on top in the oven I can say I can't cook kraft dinner, grilled cheese and eggs are my I can make these items and not mess up. I've always loved anime and seeing all these mouth watering dishes in these shows that I wanted to try but have no skill to make on my own. I've followed a YouTube channel for a few years called kimono mom who does easy to follow tutorials of Japanese dishes. One weekend my family was away so I was cooking for myself and I had a burst of motivation to try to follow one of kimono moms recipes and this is the result... not perfect but that flavor was incredible!!! Omurice has been high on my want to try list for years I made some variations to her recipe due to not having all the ingredients. I added some yellow and red peppers to the rice as well as an onion. I had never used a rice cooker before... it took much longer than I expected so I started reducing my ketchup way too early it didn't burn but I reduced it too much so when I mixed the ketchup reduction with the rice it did not coat the rice well and my version has a very light red compared to kimono mom's dish. I will have to try this recipe again knowing the rice cooker can take 20 minutes to cook the rice so I don't over reduce the ketchup again. Oh and I did not have white or brown rice so I used Jasmin in mine instead.

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time-woods · 5 months ago

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badway to start a date mixed with a bit a selfsabotage

(part 3-5/?)

(<previous>) (<next part>)

#gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #a guythat takes the joke too far #ilike tothink its up to debate weather bill likeshim or not or just likes to see him squirm #dude its not a competition on whothe freakiest is chill out #fords bad with cooking but LOOOVES to bake and is rlly good at it #caus its all abt the science behind it #theygot all dolled up

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf oswald #pit bonnie #into the pit #fazbear frights #listen guys #I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad #so it does things they assume are dad activities #like they don’t really know but are guessing #so like cooking being stern idk building a car #I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human #ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking #so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza #Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA

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artkaninchenbau · 8 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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kandavers · 23 days ago

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first kiss!

#he probably tastes bad /j #homicipher #mr. crawling #mr crawling #homicipher game #文字化化 #homicipher fanart #homicipher art #homicipher mr crawling #kandaversart #people portraying mr crawling as the CEO of sex makes me scratch my head 🤷‍♀️#like. where did he learn to do that #i needed the plot that lead up to him being mr freakilicious sexpert numero uno so i have to cook for myself WAHAHAHA #yes i will draw smth freaky one day #kandoodles #comicdavers

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allimili · 1 month ago

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pure vanilla is so cooked 💀 💀 😭

#Not only getting beat up by the beast physically and mentally but also getting your crush #bros more cooked than baked #feel bad ngl hjsdk I hope he puts shmilk into crumbs #shadow milk cookie x reader #pure vanilla cookie x reader #pure vanilla x reader #crk x reader #shadow milk x reader #alli answers

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zorangezest · 2 months ago

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shattered glass

#I am very very busy #but I have many things almost ready to post!#and more cooking on the stove #chat the brainrot has gotten so bad #shattered glass #transformers one #orion pax #elita one #d 16 #bumbleebee #b 127 #whatever the opposite of a found family is #dee certainly found it #zorangetf

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 3 months ago

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the danger of putting thank goodness you're here playthroughs while you work is that I am now DEEPLY craving a nice meat pie

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guess I'm hauling my ass across town for pie

#i am good at cooking many things #i am supremely bad at crusts #food #yes yes obvious joke i occasionally truly crave british food #i like pies! i like blood pudding! i like drowning my plate in gravy sue me

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stimpry · 6 months ago

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not much else to say id sooner die than not draw mutual pining

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managone16 · 26 days ago

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Barty, wondering where the fuck everyone was: Everyone: Regulus, shouting at a party: Ev, where is Barty? Evan: Barty? Regulus, pausing: Y'know, your boyfriend, the one we're having this party for. Evan: Evan: I will be right back. Regulus: YOU FORGOT TO TELL YOUR ONLY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY-

#evan is so cooked #barty will eat him #in a bad way #Reg is so done w his bitches #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #trans regulus #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #jegulily

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mohntilyet · 3 months ago

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about illario working with the venatori, we can't forget that elgar'nan gifted him blood magic, so I do think that he somewhat influenced him and that's why he's so much more vindictive and jealous in comparison to tevinter nights. I don't mean that he's being mind controlled, but it's a bit like cyrian, a god just amplifying those negative emotions in you and promising power and glory can push a person to that edge and to make stupid af decisions.

im also not forgetting that zara line in inner demons where she talks about an envy demon. like. why an envy demon in specific...there's THINGS between zara and illario that were not shown

no literally if you get me talking about illario + envy + the possibility of getting him possessed, you will have me here for fucking ever. a non mage doing blood magic (any magic at all) is really weird and interesting to me and i don’t remember an example of this happening before (feel free to correct me tho lol. i’m discounting possessions and dwarves)

i had started wildly theorising after bloodbath that he had been possessed and he was tapping into the fade using an envy demon. especially like you said, zara mentions it, AND because i swear there’s a codex in the ossuary where it mentions an envy demon whereas spite is obviously determination, right? so i thought it was a breadcrumb trail to a big “illario is being influenced and doesn’t even know” reveal— same as you anon like great minds am i right— but i’m not sure there is actually any evidence of that lol. like maybe if you squint but i do believe it was explained away by “oh yeah, and elgarnan let him do special blood magic”

it does also make sense to me that illario can only control lucanis, due to being part of the same family. a bloodline thing, and it is very poetic to me that their shared family connection in caterina is what allows him to control lucanis, even for a moment lol. spite being the extra magical boost that lucanis needs to block that out ALSO makes sense to me so i’m not too fussed abt these details lol🤔

the envyllario in my heart also gets spectral weapons for himself. lucanis gets wings, illario gets talons, PLUS green-purple are complementary colors so it would have been really fun to see them clash with their spirit/demon-powers. the talon thing is also a kind of reflection of his end-goal desire, how envy demons already have those freaky hands, and it manifests as claws and is a much more aggressive, strength-augmenting manifestation (as opposed to manoeuvrability and speed-augmenting that spite’s wings give lucanis.) anyways that's what the diagram above is supposed to be (this is extremely hot to me)