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auroroboros1 · 11 months ago

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im a good cook but i gotta take the battery out of the smoke alarm before starting the oven.

#bad cook #shitty food porn

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root-beer-foodie · 3 months ago

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Being a 30 year old man who's most complicated dish ever made was tortellini with a bottled tomato sauce then baking mozzarella on top in the oven I can say I can't cook kraft dinner, grilled cheese and eggs are my I can make these items and not mess up. I've always loved anime and seeing all these mouth watering dishes in these shows that I wanted to try but have no skill to make on my own. I've followed a YouTube channel for a few years called kimono mom who does easy to follow tutorials of Japanese dishes. One weekend my family was away so I was cooking for myself and I had a burst of motivation to try to follow one of kimono moms recipes and this is the result... not perfect but that flavor was incredible!!! Omurice has been high on my want to try list for years I made some variations to her recipe due to not having all the ingredients. I added some yellow and red peppers to the rice as well as an onion. I had never used a rice cooker before... it took much longer than I expected so I started reducing my ketchup way too early it didn't burn but I reduced it too much so when I mixed the ketchup reduction with the rice it did not coat the rice well and my version has a very light red compared to kimono mom's dish. I will have to try this recipe again knowing the rice cooker can take 20 minutes to cook the rice so I don't over reduce the ketchup again. Oh and I did not have white or brown rice so I used Jasmin in mine instead.

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time-woods · 2 months ago

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badway to start a date mixed with a bit a selfsabotage

(part 3-5/?)

(<previous>) (<next part>)

#gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #a guythat takes the joke too far #ilike tothink its up to debate weather bill likeshim or not or just likes to see him squirm #dude its not a competition on whothe freakiest is chill out #fords bad with cooking but LOOOVES to bake and is rlly good at it #caus its all abt the science behind it #theygot all dolled up

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decadentmusiccollective · 9 months ago

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My secret talent is making any 30 min dish in about two hours

#home cooking #bad cook

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf oswald #pit bonnie #into the pit #fazbear frights #listen guys #I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad #so it does things they assume are dad activities #like they don’t really know but are guessing #so like cooking being stern idk building a car #I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human #ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking #so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza #Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA

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artkaninchenbau · 4 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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randomgooberness · 2 years ago

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I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

#video #discord #goob.txt #shitposts #food #jack wexler #only tagging him bc of all the bad cooking jokes

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tigertime22 · 1 year ago

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I've been living with my boyfriend for a year now and I'm still getting used to witnessing someone being good at cooking. He's a great cook, and when he makes something that tastes off he just knows "oh this needed more liquid" or "oh this could've used more of this specific seasoning" and then corrects it next time. When I cook something shitty I go "this is pretty gross! Guess I'll cook it exactly the same way next time and still eat it!"

#cooking #chef #bad cook #bad cooking #good cooking #good cook #relationship #boyfriends

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stimpry · 3 months ago

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