#azure answers

[lmk-askblog]

EVERY ONE FAVORITE COLOR AND NUMBER!

MK: Orange, as for number, 1!

Mei: Green, duh! I like 8.

Red Son: Red, 6.

Wukong: Gold, and 7 or number.

Macaque: Black, 2.

Nezha: Sounds silly, but Pink. Number 3.

Chang'e: Light blue! I also like 8.

Princess Iron Fan: Red, 10.

Demon Bull King: Red, 18.

Lady Bone Demon: I like white. 0 for number.

The Mayor: White, same for number as well!

Azure Lion: Blue, I like the number 1.

Yellowtusk: Yellow, and 7.

Peng: Gold, 4.

[azurethenerd]

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[azures-isle]

Basil Pesto.

at least I didn’t push Mari down the stairs

[bluewolfangel01]

How do you think the brothers would handle an MC that needs to regularly go to the human world to get medications? They're the kinda ones they can't really live without (think thyroid or heart meds), so it's something that definitely couldn't be avoided and a conversation they'd need to have with Lucifer and Diavolo

Just going to say it here, I am a believer in the headcanon that Mc needs to take vitamin D supplements while in the Devildom

-MC with medications-

When they learn that Mc has to make a quick trip to the human, the bros are quick to volunteer to go with

They claim they need to protect Mc, because who knows what kind of crazy people are out there

(Mc can obviously handle themselves well enough while in the human realm)

To make things fair and to prevent all out chaos, the brothers have a scheduled rotation for who goes with

If Mc doesn't want any of them to join, the brothers will be respectful of that and not go

Just in case, the bros will even remind Mc that they need to go get their medications soon

Sometimes if Mc is to busy, one of them will go get the medications for Mc

Overall the brothers handle it very well

It just takes a bit getting used to for them, but when they do, they do their best to help

Keep in mind while in the human realm to watch them with a close eye and make sure they behave

Bonus: if Mc is a dog person or can tolerate dogs, a spell can be cast on Cerburus to make him smaller and appear like a normal dog, and then Mc can take him to go get their meds

[smilesatdawnmain]

How did Azure Lion react to Xiaotian's coin shirt?

[ohnoitstbskyen]

Just got my first drawing tablet and felt compelled to make this

So what is your favorite sword of all time?

I should go back to my chores now

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Hey Nora it is really nice of you and Ren to continue to live here after y’all’s wedding.

Nora: Why wouldn’t we Jaune-Jaune? You are our husband too.

Jaune: W-What?

Nora: You're our husband.

Jaune: ... Like as a friend, or like, tax purposes or ...

Nora: Fearless Leader, I am going to Get Ren, we are going to sign you up for therapy, and then we're going to fuck the everloving shit out of you.

Jaune: WHAT?!?

Nora: Like harder than usual!

Nora: We're gonna fuck the depression out of you!

Jaune: I- I-

Nora: Jauney, Jaune-Jaune, beloved, You deserve to feel good. There's only so much I can do, and only so much Ren can do, so that's why we're going to get you a therapist.

Nora: And then fuck you so hard your Momma's gonna feel it.

Nora: Hell, your mom got you a wedding gift! I mean they were meant to help with fertility and libido so I'm kind of annoyed neither you or Ren have used it- But that's besides the point! You Ren and I have made sweet sweet love before and after the wedding!

Jaune: I thought you were being Kinky and nice!

Nora: ... Are you unhappy with the situation?

Jaune: N-no? No. No I'm not.

Nora: Good. I'm gonna go get the lube

[centuryberry]

With yue not knowing about love potions, she probably does think azure is a real challenger for wukong's love. He won him once in another world, it's possible

Yue indeed sees Azure as a threat to her parents’ marriage and works in the shadows to prevent the worst from happening since it’s her own life on the line here. (Remember, she’s under the impression Azure would kill her once he becomes her stepparent.

Wukong, for all his obliviousness, can sense Yue’s extreme unease toward Azure and gets a bit (a lot) overprotective. Goes all Baba Bear on him.

Azure, meanwhile, is trying to understand Wukong dealing with “maternal instincts” and “post-birth hormones” and has zero idea Yue is scared shitless of him.

Azure: Let me see the baby? Please?

Wukong, holding Yue protectively: Come closer and I’ll bite off your hand.

[lilbittymonster]

9. Showering with your partner (not in a sexual way, but in a relaxing way)

Aymeric's turn in the garden shower

[weaverpop]

Man Nezha does NOT want a baby sibling 😭

Continuation of

Nope. No he does not. Jinzha ans Muzha? They don’t care, they already are older brothers. What one more kid? But Nezha is the baby of the family, and maaaayyybe that plays into it.

He doesn’t realize it at first, but he’s jealous. If they have another kid, that takes Jing’s attention away. It’s dumb, he knows, he’s not 5 anymore. He’s an adult for heavens sake! He’s in charge of the celestial realm and everything!

But Nezha and Jing have only just started rebuilding their relationship. Nezha isn’t ready for that. Thankfully, neither is Jing, so no potential baby anytime soon.

Besides, Nezha thinks it’s hilarious to watch Lionsword scramble, and takes active participation in bullying Jing along side his brothers.

[douxmae]

What about lil MK and his uncle Lion?

I think that if Azure Lion and Wukong were on better terms, then Azure would make a wonderful uncle! He’d probably take better care of MK than Wukong could tbh, and he’d be a very trusted sitter if needed. I think if all the history between Azure and Wukong hadn’t happened he’d relish every chance he got to spend time with MK, seeing him as an extension of his friendship with Wukong. MK would love how much energy he has and he’d be a fun but responsible uncle.

If little MK somehow met Azure after Wukong was sent to strike him and the brotherhood down, Azure wouldn’t be close with MK. He’d wish to be close with a certain amount of melancholy. I’m sure he misses his friendship with Wukong, and he’d feel he’s missing out on a big part of Wukong’s life, one he could’ve been a part of if things had been different.

[starsfic]

MK: So, hopefully that game night idea to help repair the guys friendship will work!

Mei: And if not, the ad revenue I'll receive from posting this on my UTube will make me rich!

Red Son: What game did you give my father and the other five to play?

MK: Monopoly!

Wukong: "I HATE YOU!"

DBK: "OH?! WELL, NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!"

Azure: "DBK, give Wukong your $200. You landed on his property."

Macaque: "NO! He's in jail! He's not gonna give money to a criminal!"

Wukong: "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!"

Yellowtusk: "Is all this screaming really needed-"

Peng: "Shut the fuck up, Yellowtusk, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!"

Macaque: "I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!"

Azure: "ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?! I SHOULD'VE LET PENG KILL YOU WHEN THEY OFFERED!"

Macaque and WUKONG: "WHAT?!"

-_-

Traffic Light Trio: *hiding behind a couch*

[azures-isle]

are you basil from omor i

who’s basil? all we do in headspace is have fun,,, i feel like we’re missing something though. but i guess if i forgot it couldnt have been that important.

[bluewolfangel01]

I feel uhhh so silllyy for requesting this but what if sheep mc snapped at like the brothers cuz there’s no way their 100+ year old asses are still acting like angsty teenagers (MC has a delusional joy moment😔😔😔)

It's okay, this is a very interesting request and I'm glad to do it 😁

I will specifically be writing Mc as a sheep like in the manga cause tiny pissed off sheep going off on tall and powerful demons is hilarious (sorry for the wait btw)

angy Mc is funny Mc and you can't change my mind

(I headcanon that the brothers sense their sin on Mc/you btw)

-Angy Mc-

Satan was the first one to sense something was up after a few minutes after his brothers and him started arguing

At first he wasn't sure what he was sensing, until he realized that he felt his sin, pure festering wrath

The worst part? He realized that it coming from Mc, who oddly enough was just sitting quietly on the couch, blankly staring at their phone in front of them

Satan went quite

Which caught the attention of the other brothers, who also turned their shouting at Satan, and even though Satan was very tempted to strick back at them, he held his tongue for once

Mc: "Can you all not fight, argue, or yell FOR ONE DAY?!"

It was at this point the brothers knew, they f#cked up (and went silent)

Mc: "Honestly, I know yall are brothers and demons so this kinda stuff is bound to happen but for Diavolo's sake this is getting ridiculous!"

Mc: *points hoof at Belphie* " Belphie. I know you're the avatar of sloth and therefore sleep a lot, but you can't solve all your problems and grief by sleeping the time away constantly, and the youngest brother brat thing doesn't always make you endearing!"

Mc: *points hoof at Beel* "Beel. I know you have survivors guilt but Lilith ended up living with humans like she wanted, Belphie doesn't need you standing up for him all the time, and you needn't continue to try to fill the hole inside you by eating in a restaurant that has no more food when you could just go down the street to another food place!"

Mc: *points hoof at Asmo* "Asmo. I know you ~get it on~ mainly to distract yourself from your troubles, to make yourself forget even just for a bit, sometimes but you can't push those feelings down forever, so actually talk with someone, anyone, about whats bothering you rather then trying ignore it! And stop hitting on your brothers, it's kinda weird!"

Mc: *points hoof at Satan* "Satan. I know you have an inferiority complex when it comes to Lucifer, but for the love of Diavolo, you wouldn't be called Satan, avatar of wrath, if you were like Lucifer in the first place. You have blonde hair and like cats, Lucifer has black grey-ish hair and likes dogs. AND THATS JUST THE START OF THE CONTRASTS! You are your own person, get that through your thick skull!"

Mc: *points hoof at Levi* "Levi. I know that it's easy to compare yourself to others and not at least feel somewhat bad about yourself but how do you not realize that you're the best tech wiz we got, an amazing gamer, and the most dedicated being I've ever seen in my life! So if you think that you're not good at something think again!"

Mc: *points hoof at Mammon* "Mammon. How in the whole Devildom is the Avatar of Greed almost always poor?! Also I know you are a material gorl, but items and things can't fully fill the void that you feel, so stop acting all emotionally constipated and just ask for affection if you want it!"

Mc: *points hoof at Lucifer* "And you Lucifer. I know you're the eldest and the prideful one, but there is such a thing as shouldering too much and being stubborn to a fault! Ask for help and for Diavolo to lessen your workload every once in a while! And stop not telling your brothers important things, rather then being all secretive to try to 'protect them' youre just hurting yourself and them cause of it!"

Silence was all that could be heard in the House of Lamentation, the brothers still as statues with varying amount of widened eyes, staring at the small being that they cherished that had just ripped into them so aggressively

After a minute ofa dead silent pause, Mc turned off their phone, hopped off the couch and started walking to the living room exit

Mc: "Honestly, I didn't expect to become a therapist for demons when coming here, and now I can't even read my enemies to lovers book in even somewhat peace.... I don't get paid enough for this."

They then disappeared from the brothers' sight, left to wrap their heads around what just happened

And the arguement that started it all? Who was going to make dinner that night

[smilesatdawnmain]

The brotherhood adores Xiaotian and see him as their nephew. I can’t wait to see them gain another nephew aka MK. Since Peng is basically Xiaotians fav uncle, I wonder who will adore MK the most and become the favorite uncle.

MK is about to get a much much bigger family than he already had.

Gosh, I think... I think Azure would~ That man is all about the rules and justice and such XD MK and Azure both scolding Peng and Xiaotian for doing something illegal XD XD

Plus MK wanting to make the world better and Azure is ALL ABOUT THAT. I swear even asking MK what he would do for certain moments and situations and MK so happy to be involved- to feel like he is truly making a change~

Both just giddy and happy~

[blorbo-swap-au]

*knock knock knock*

" Mother, I'm home! "

" Hey, Hope. When did you go out? "

Hope's Mom / Patty Azure

Now available to ask!

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