#azure answers

[lmk-askblog]

EVERY ONE FAVORITE COLOR AND NUMBER!

MK: Orange, as for number, 1!

Mei: Green, duh! I like 8.

Red Son: Red, 6.

Wukong: Gold, and 7 or number.

Macaque: Black, 2.

Nezha: Sounds silly, but Pink. Number 3.

Chang'e: Light blue! I also like 8.

Princess Iron Fan: Red, 10.

Demon Bull King: Red, 18.

Lady Bone Demon: I like white. 0 for number.

The Mayor: White, same for number as well!

Azure Lion: Blue, I like the number 1.

Yellowtusk: Yellow, and 7.

Peng: Gold, 4.

[azurethenerd]

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[azures-isle]

Basil Pesto.

at least I didn’t push Mari down the stairs

[bluewolfangel01]

How do you think the brothers would handle an MC that needs to regularly go to the human world to get medications? They're the kinda ones they can't really live without (think thyroid or heart meds), so it's something that definitely couldn't be avoided and a conversation they'd need to have with Lucifer and Diavolo

Just going to say it here, I am a believer in the headcanon that Mc needs to take vitamin D supplements while in the Devildom

-MC with medications-

When they learn that Mc has to make a quick trip to the human, the bros are quick to volunteer to go with

They claim they need to protect Mc, because who knows what kind of crazy people are out there

(Mc can obviously handle themselves well enough while in the human realm)

To make things fair and to prevent all out chaos, the brothers have a scheduled rotation for who goes with

If Mc doesn't want any of them to join, the brothers will be respectful of that and not go

Just in case, the bros will even remind Mc that they need to go get their medications soon

Sometimes if Mc is to busy, one of them will go get the medications for Mc

Overall the brothers handle it very well

It just takes a bit getting used to for them, but when they do, they do their best to help

Keep in mind while in the human realm to watch them with a close eye and make sure they behave

Bonus: if Mc is a dog person or can tolerate dogs, a spell can be cast on Cerburus to make him smaller and appear like a normal dog, and then Mc can take him to go get their meds

[ohnoitstbskyen]

Just got my first drawing tablet and felt compelled to make this

So what is your favorite sword of all time?

I should go back to my chores now

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Hey Nora it is really nice of you and Ren to continue to live here after y’all’s wedding.

Nora: Why wouldn’t we Jaune-Jaune? You are our husband too.

Jaune: W-What?

Nora: You're our husband.

Jaune: ... Like as a friend, or like, tax purposes or ...

Nora: Fearless Leader, I am going to Get Ren, we are going to sign you up for therapy, and then we're going to fuck the everloving shit out of you.

Jaune: WHAT?!?

Nora: Like harder than usual!

Nora: We're gonna fuck the depression out of you!

Jaune: I- I-

Nora: Jauney, Jaune-Jaune, beloved, You deserve to feel good. There's only so much I can do, and only so much Ren can do, so that's why we're going to get you a therapist.

Nora: And then fuck you so hard your Momma's gonna feel it.

Nora: Hell, your mom got you a wedding gift! I mean they were meant to help with fertility and libido so I'm kind of annoyed neither you or Ren have used it- But that's besides the point! You Ren and I have made sweet sweet love before and after the wedding!

Jaune: I thought you were being Kinky and nice!

Nora: ... Are you unhappy with the situation?

Jaune: N-no? No. No I'm not.

Nora: Good. I'm gonna go get the lube

[centuryberry]

With yue not knowing about love potions, she probably does think azure is a real challenger for wukong's love. He won him once in another world, it's possible

Yue indeed sees Azure as a threat to her parents’ marriage and works in the shadows to prevent the worst from happening since it’s her own life on the line here. (Remember, she’s under the impression Azure would kill her once he becomes her stepparent.

Wukong, for all his obliviousness, can sense Yue’s extreme unease toward Azure and gets a bit (a lot) overprotective. Goes all Baba Bear on him.

Azure, meanwhile, is trying to understand Wukong dealing with “maternal instincts” and “post-birth hormones” and has zero idea Yue is scared shitless of him.

Azure: Let me see the baby? Please?

Wukong, holding Yue protectively: Come closer and I’ll bite off your hand.

[douxmae]

What about lil MK and his uncle Lion?

I think that if Azure Lion and Wukong were on better terms, then Azure would make a wonderful uncle! He’d probably take better care of MK than Wukong could tbh, and he’d be a very trusted sitter if needed. I think if all the history between Azure and Wukong hadn’t happened he’d relish every chance he got to spend time with MK, seeing him as an extension of his friendship with Wukong. MK would love how much energy he has and he’d be a fun but responsible uncle.

If little MK somehow met Azure after Wukong was sent to strike him and the brotherhood down, Azure wouldn’t be close with MK. He’d wish to be close with a certain amount of melancholy. I’m sure he misses his friendship with Wukong, and he’d feel he’s missing out on a big part of Wukong’s life, one he could’ve been a part of if things had been different.

[starsfic]

MK: So, hopefully that game night idea to help repair the guys friendship will work!

Mei: And if not, the ad revenue I'll receive from posting this on my UTube will make me rich!

Red Son: What game did you give my father and the other five to play?

MK: Monopoly!

Wukong: "I HATE YOU!"

DBK: "OH?! WELL, NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!"

Azure: "DBK, give Wukong your $200. You landed on his property."

Macaque: "NO! He's in jail! He's not gonna give money to a criminal!"

Wukong: "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!"

Yellowtusk: "Is all this screaming really needed-"

Peng: "Shut the fuck up, Yellowtusk, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!"

Macaque: "I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!"

Azure: "ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?! I SHOULD'VE LET PENG KILL YOU WHEN THEY OFFERED!"

Macaque and WUKONG: "WHAT?!"

-_-

Traffic Light Trio: *hiding behind a couch*

[blorbo-swap-au]

*knock knock knock*

" Mother, I'm home! "

" Hey, Hope. When did you go out? "

Hope's Mom / Patty Azure

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[peachy-keenss]

hiii !!! 10 for Dee? ^^

helloooo Mourn !!! Hehehe funny seeing you ask for your own questionaire!!!

“2 testimonials from Dee, on 2 random townsfolk!”

[skyward-floored]

I have a request, IAU Four being a mentor to Sun and Sky’s triplets in the future since well, I think the triplets refer to to triforce heroes Links, right? I say this cause well, why not? And I think it’ll be really cool so uhhh I hope you do not mind :D

Yep, the triplets are the tri force heroes Links :) I had to slip them in somehow, I’m too attached to them lol.

Another fic where Four is a little older, probably similar in time to that one with him and Wind I wrote the other week. Early teens. Ish.

(requests are closed)

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Wild’s motorcycle pulled to a stop on the edge of the street, Four removing his arms from around his older brother as he turned off the bike.

“Alright Smithy, don’t take too long, I’ve got to go in like fifteen minutes,” Wild said, and Four nodded, taking his helmet off and handing it to Wild.

“No problem, I’ll be quick. Though if you want to make sure I don’t take too long, you could just come in with me,” Four said as he hopped off his brother’s motorcycle. “I bet Sky is home, and the triplets haven’t seen you in weeks.”

Wild’s face scrunched. “I’d love to, but you know Azy would just foretell my doom or whatever.”

Four snorted. “He only did that once.”

“Yeah, and he was right!”

“You fell down the stairs, Wild. You literally do that all the time.”

Wild rolled his eyes as Four smirked, and waved him in. “Yeah yeah whatever, go on. I don’t have all day, hop to it.”

Four let out a laugh, and walked up the sidewalk to Sky and Sun’s house, listening to the wind chimes on their front porch, and wondering idly if Aryll had talked to any rare birds lately. He paused to look at some chalk drawings of birds and oddly-shaped people on the path, and in doing so, didn’t notice a blond head pop up from behind a bush, or the excited gasp ring through the yard.

“Four! Four!” a voice squealed, and Four turned around just in time to see one of his cousins launch himself at his arms.

Four yelped and dropped the bag he’d been holding, catching Crimson just in time. The boy giggled wildly as he hugged him, rufous eyes sparkling, and Four sighed and ruffled his hair, glad he’d been able to drop the bag in the soft grass.

“Hi Crim, happy to see you too. Where’re your brothers?” Four asked as he looked around, and Crimson bounced back out of his arms, and began tugging him forward.

“Backyard! Sage zapped Aryll so Mommy kicked him outside, and Azy was keeping him company,” he reported as he dragged Four forward, Four just barely grabbing his bag. “Come on come on!”

“Just a second, I’ve got to return something first,” Four said as he was dragged inside. “Aryll?”

A blonde head peered around the corner, and Aryll smiled at the sight of him.

“Oh, hi Four,” his other cousin said, nursing a hand close to her chest as she walked into the room. “What’s up?”

Four saw some reddish marks on her skin as she turned her hand, and he winced. If the bandages were anything to go by, it looked like Sage had gotten her pretty good.

Little kids with powers were always something of a hazard.

Aryll was looking at him expectantly, and Four shook himself, reaching into the bag he’d brought and pulling out the box that was inside.

“I fixed your telescope,” he grinned, and carefully unwrapped and it handed it to her. Aryll’s face lit up and she squealed, running over and taking it gently from his grasp.

“Oh it’s perfect! You totally fixed it!” she said, looking through the glass. “Thank you so much Four!”

“No problem, glad I could help,” Four grinned, and then got tugged away again by Crimson.

“Come onnnnn,” Crimson groaned, and Four gave in and let him pull him outside with one last wave at Aryll.

They went out the back door and saw Sage at the swing set, flopped on a swing on his stomach, expression glum. Azure was happily swinging in the swing next to him, and he waved as Four came out, pumping his legs so he’d go higher.

“Look Four! I’m taller than you!” he called as he swung up into the air, and Four smiled.

“Wow, looks like it. Hi Azure. And hi Sage,” he greeted next, and Sage mumbled a hi in return, poking at the dirt.

Four hummed at the lackluster response, and sat down next to him as Crimson got on another swing, looking at his little cousin. Sage kept poking at the dirt, and Four gave him a poke in return, ignoring the light shock of static he got for his trouble.

“So, you shocked Aryll again, huh.”

“Not on purpose,” Sage mumbled, adding a head to his dirt stick-figure. “She’s just so bossy sometimes, and she wasn’t listening and then I got mad and I zapped her— by accident. Honest.”

“You need better control, kiddo,” Four said, and Sage growled, kicking at his picture to erase it.

“Everyone says that. Aryll says it, Mommy says it, Daddy—”

Sage went abruptly quiet, and Four raised an eyebrow as he went back to drawing in the dirt.

“...My powers are just trouble,” he finished quietly.

Four couldn’t help his chuckle, and he leaned back against a pole as Sage gave him a pouty look.

“Why are you laughing?!”

“I’m not laughing at you, calm down,” Four assured. “It’s just that I thought the same thing sooooo many times.”

Sage looked baffled. “You thought your powers were trouble?”

“What?” Azure gasped from his swing, and Crimson jumped off, landing next to Four and Sage.

“No way!” he added, and Four nodded.

“They were, trust me. It’s not easy controlling four separate things, not to mention splitting into four pieces of yourself. Sometimes I think I’d just go crazy.”

Crimson tilted his head. “Did you?”

Four gave him a look. “No. Well, not really, anyway. No more than what would’ve happened otherwise.”

Azure hopped off his swing too, and sat next to his brothers, giving Four a curious look. Sage still seemed grumpy though, and guilty as well, and Four sighed and patted his knee.

“You’ll get better Sage, don’t worry. You just need to practice some more. It takes time for powers to donwhat you want, trust me.”

“But what if they just get worse?” Sage asked, biting his lip. “What if I do something bad with them without trying? What if I give somebody marks like... Daddy has?”

His voice got quiet at the end, and Four took his hand and squeezed it.

“Sage, I know you’d never do something like that,” he assured. “Accidents happen, but they’re just... accidents. You don’t mean for them to happen. And I don’t think you would ever accidentally give somebody marks like what your Dad has.”

That’s not something you do by accident, he thought with a brief grimace.

Four shook his head. “You just need to work on them a bit, Sage. I know you’ll start getting your powers more under control,” he said encouragingly, and Sage sighed.

“If you’re sure,” he said quietly, and Four nodded.

“Totally sure. If I can get the hang of four different powers in four pieces of myself, I bet you can handle lightning just fine.”

He poked Sage’s nose, and Sage smiled, finally starting to look better.

“Four! Are you done yet? It’s time to go!” Wild’s voice shouted from the front yard, and Four hummed and stood up.

“Looks like I’ve got to get going,” he said, and the triplets all let out awws.

“You just got here!” Azure complained.

“Do you gotta?” Crimson whined, and Four nodded.

“Yep. You know how cranky Wild gets when he’s late for things. But before we go, maybe you should say hi to him,” Four mentioned with a grin, and Crimson and Azure jumped to their feet and ran around to the front yard.

Four heard a yelp a few moments later that signaled Wild getting jumped on by cousins, and he chuckled before looking back at Sage.

“Have you apologized to Aryll for zapping her yet?” he asked, and Sage shifted awkwardly.

“...No.”

“Well that sounds like a good place to start for now,” Four said kindly. “I’ll try and come over again soon. Maybe I can help you with practicing your powers.”

“Really?” Sage said, perking up. “Thanks Four!”

He jumped up and hugged him, and Four patted his head, wishing he could do more for his little cousin. Maybe he should at least talk to Sky about some things...

“Four!” Wild called again, and Four drew back and stood up.

“C’mon, let’s go see Wild,” he said with a smile.

Sage returned it and took his hand, and the two of them walked around to the front yard, watching as Crimson and Azure both managed to pull Wild to the ground, squealing with laughter.

[azures-isle]

are you basil from omor i

who’s basil? all we do in headspace is have fun,,, i feel like we’re missing something though. but i guess if i forgot it couldnt have been that important.

[bluewolfangel01]

I feel uhhh so silllyy for requesting this but what if sheep mc snapped at like the brothers cuz there’s no way their 100+ year old asses are still acting like angsty teenagers (MC has a delusional joy moment😔😔😔)

It's okay, this is a very interesting request and I'm glad to do it 😁

I will specifically be writing Mc as a sheep like in the manga cause tiny pissed off sheep going off on tall and powerful demons is hilarious (sorry for the wait btw)

angy Mc is funny Mc and you can't change my mind

(I headcanon that the brothers sense their sin on Mc/you btw)

-Angy Mc-

Satan was the first one to sense something was up after a few minutes after his brothers and him started arguing

At first he wasn't sure what he was sensing, until he realized that he felt his sin, pure festering wrath

The worst part? He realized that it coming from Mc, who oddly enough was just sitting quietly on the couch, blankly staring at their phone in front of them

Satan went quite

Which caught the attention of the other brothers, who also turned their shouting at Satan, and even though Satan was very tempted to strick back at them, he held his tongue for once

Mc: "Can you all not fight, argue, or yell FOR ONE DAY?!"

It was at this point the brothers knew, they f#cked up (and went silent)

Mc: "Honestly, I know yall are brothers and demons so this kinda stuff is bound to happen but for Diavolo's sake this is getting ridiculous!"

Mc: *points hoof at Belphie* " Belphie. I know you're the avatar of sloth and therefore sleep a lot, but you can't solve all your problems and grief by sleeping the time away constantly, and the youngest brother brat thing doesn't always make you endearing!"

Mc: *points hoof at Beel* "Beel. I know you have survivors guilt but Lilith ended up living with humans like she wanted, Belphie doesn't need you standing up for him all the time, and you needn't continue to try to fill the hole inside you by eating in a restaurant that has no more food when you could just go down the street to another food place!"

Mc: *points hoof at Asmo* "Asmo. I know you ~get it on~ mainly to distract yourself from your troubles, to make yourself forget even just for a bit, sometimes but you can't push those feelings down forever, so actually talk with someone, anyone, about whats bothering you rather then trying ignore it! And stop hitting on your brothers, it's kinda weird!"

Mc: *points hoof at Satan* "Satan. I know you have an inferiority complex when it comes to Lucifer, but for the love of Diavolo, you wouldn't be called Satan, avatar of wrath, if you were like Lucifer in the first place. You have blonde hair and like cats, Lucifer has black grey-ish hair and likes dogs. AND THATS JUST THE START OF THE CONTRASTS! You are your own person, get that through your thick skull!"

Mc: *points hoof at Levi* "Levi. I know that it's easy to compare yourself to others and not at least feel somewhat bad about yourself but how do you not realize that you're the best tech wiz we got, an amazing gamer, and the most dedicated being I've ever seen in my life! So if you think that you're not good at something think again!"

Mc: *points hoof at Mammon* "Mammon. How in the whole Devildom is the Avatar of Greed almost always poor?! Also I know you are a material gorl, but items and things can't fully fill the void that you feel, so stop acting all emotionally constipated and just ask for affection if you want it!"

Mc: *points hoof at Lucifer* "And you Lucifer. I know you're the eldest and the prideful one, but there is such a thing as shouldering too much and being stubborn to a fault! Ask for help and for Diavolo to lessen your workload every once in a while! And stop not telling your brothers important things, rather then being all secretive to try to 'protect them' youre just hurting yourself and them cause of it!"

Silence was all that could be heard in the House of Lamentation, the brothers still as statues with varying amount of widened eyes, staring at the small being that they cherished that had just ripped into them so aggressively

After a minute ofa dead silent pause, Mc turned off their phone, hopped off the couch and started walking to the living room exit

Mc: "Honestly, I didn't expect to become a therapist for demons when coming here, and now I can't even read my enemies to lovers book in even somewhat peace.... I don't get paid enough for this."

They then disappeared from the brothers' sight, left to wrap their heads around what just happened

And the arguement that started it all? Who was going to make dinner that night

[smilesatdawnmain]

The brotherhood adores Xiaotian and see him as their nephew. I can’t wait to see them gain another nephew aka MK. Since Peng is basically Xiaotians fav uncle, I wonder who will adore MK the most and become the favorite uncle.

MK is about to get a much much bigger family than he already had.

Gosh, I think... I think Azure would~ That man is all about the rules and justice and such XD MK and Azure both scolding Peng and Xiaotian for doing something illegal XD XD

Plus MK wanting to make the world better and Azure is ALL ABOUT THAT. I swear even asking MK what he would do for certain moments and situations and MK so happy to be involved- to feel like he is truly making a change~

Both just giddy and happy~

[weaverpop]

So we know Sandy's cat mo likes nezha, he was chilling with him all threw out the s4 final. And being a cat, no can naturally just appear anywhere he wants.

He often swings by to hang out with Nezha, mostly mo has a knack of appearing when he's swamped with paper work.

He just trots in and jumps into his lap purring. Sometimes he just drops by to leave one of the other therapy cats to keep nezha company.

Sometimes he brings him a kitten even.

Awwww 🥹 This also has hilarious implications.

Jing: “Oh so you’ll watch the cats but not your sister?”

Nezha: “Mo doesn’t chew on my things unlike Mocha!”

I imagine it would also be a great comfort to Nezha during stressful times. Cats have that purring healing thing, so Nezha would just cuddle with the kitty’s when he wants a break!

Of course, this leads to a slightly (very) jealous monkey bf. Those are HIS cuddles dang it!