#Long Xiaojiao

[daliah-dark-one]

Holy wow -

If I got a nickel every time a cartoon I love

based on a book

based on mythology

about a teenage boy

who stumbles upon an ancient artifact that gives him powers

that's being sought by this cocky guy with daddy issues

who's right arm is mechanical some of the time

and his Dad is this massive guy with big horns (and sometimes glowy blue eye(s))

who's being manipulated by a powerful woman

that he freed from her centuries old prison

who may have had noble ambitions in the past, but now has been consumed by power

and the woman possesses a young girl in order to get what she wants

and sacrifices the lives of her minions in order to unleash her ultimate weapon ->

(Dozens of Gum Gums) (Spider Queen, Huntsman, Syntax, Goliath, Not- Mayor) You know what I'm talking about :(

and she's got this indentured servant *cough Slave cough* (with pretty gold eyes 😘)

who she refers to as "Her Champion"

who travels using shadows (I could not find a single picture of Angor Rot using his shadow staff)

who was really sweet and kind in his past but then... well... stuff happened

and has lost his right eye

and he's been killed before

but the big bad restores him back to life so she can use him

and he gets a redemption arc at the end of season three

and the main character doesn't have a bio Dad, but he attracts plenty of father figures throughout the course of the show

and he gains a non-human form that makes him even more powerful

and him and the others gain an armor upgrade at the same time

and the girl of the team has short black hair with dyed stripes

and you know the guy with daddy issues who wanted to steal his artifact in the beginning? He becomes one of the protagonist's closest friends

and there's this gentle giant character

who becomes one of my most beloved characters of all time 💕💕💕

and he has a history of violence and trauma

and has now vowed to be a devote pacifist

but breaks his vow in order to protect the people he loves (with angry glowy eyes to boot)

and has a deep love for cats (yes, I did just do that)

...then I would have two nickels.

Which isn't very much, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

(That last drawing was made by @jezfez81. Thank you for letting me use it!)

What the heck happened?!?! This was just supposed to be a comparison between Sandy and AAARRRGGHH!!! Where did all these comparisons come from?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?

(this took way too long to make, please give it some love :3 )

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

🚦❤️💛💚🚦🔥🍜🐲🚦

Stupids <3

[starsfic]

@bluephoenixprincess came up with the idea of courting tournaments and I love it, so...

Idea for S4.

After the events of Lady Bone Demon's defeat, Sun Wukong's popularity explodes again. He's displayed his strength and cunning and connections with Heaven (ignoring the fact that he was possessed for a good portion of the final battle), which makes all demons perk up.

Once again, Wukong has to hold a tournament.

In an effort to make up for the silence on the Samadhi fire by calling to her desire to wreck people both in battles and games, Long Xiaojiao is given the honor of being Wukong's champion. Xiaojiao is full of destructive glee, and everything is expected to be normal, just with an increased amount of injuries and Xiaotian maybe being shown off a little bit.

Except this is when Azure and Macaque show up.

Macaque overheard about the tournament and "just being curious" poked his head in. Azure just got out of the underworld, except his plans to suck Wukong into the scroll of memory doesn't work because he's surrounded by people.

Which means that the only way~ is to win the tournament (no Azure has no ulterior motives beyond the other ulterior motives, what are you talking about). The minute Macaque sees Azure throw his hat in, plus the chance to piss off Wukong and get him alone, he's also making a scene.

Xiaojiao is just delighted at the chance to wreck Macaque.

[calista-222]

Season 5 hurt me so much I will never recover

[spoopdeedoop]

they’re asking red if she knows what a skibidi toilet is

[swagginmun]

They were out on the town this Sale Day! 💖

[ningadudexx]

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its finally autism

[magpiepaws]

dumps these here

more fake screenshots that i made!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS :3333

[deliveryboysomewhatequaltoheaven]

I love Mei and MK being so close and physically affectionate but with no romance between them. They're the definition of platonic soulmates and it's so good.

[monkiekidtwt]

[winterpower98]

Does anyone remember that scene in season 5, where our heroes break the stones and basically give powers to random people around China?

What if those powers were not limited to just mortals? What if two powerless demons also got to have some of that power?

I'm sure Macaque doesn't mind that. He'll be fine

Cursed AU Masterpost

Bonus the twin's new fit under the cut

[binibiningdarna]

Doodle disco light squad

[py-dreamer]

@furornocturna, @swkbiggestdefender

So about that post about Mac being down bad for wukong...

So I noticed one of my most popular posts is hating on the half fried KFC so here we go again!

I do agree that a lot of the time, peeps underestimate just how down bad Mac is for the king, glad to see the bird brain is good for something and calling him out on it

So here's a little something for those who enjoy Macadoodle simping caring for once

Also I learned how to use gaussian blurs! Nice!

(And yes I did use the will smith meme format)

[mysticmonkiebusiness]

Happy 5th Anniversary!

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

The gang is playing Overcooked 2

The speech might be hard to read in the correct order, so I numbered them!

I was having a reeeaaally hard time deciding whether I should post shadowpeach as my first post, but...

I thought, naaaah that can wait ( ≖⩊≖ )

BONUS:

[spoopdeedoop]

they’re my ocs at this point