#autism as a superpower

[kharmii]

*throws rule book across room*

How to describe this....um..in this latest chapter, there's toxic trainwreck, fluffy trainwreck, light blankshipping, pokemon battles, goofy banter, lewd comments and sexual harassment. This story was partly inspired by an old tweet I saw where Emmet was obliterated by an alpha bronzong.

[kharmii]

Posting this because I saw someone throw out a head canon that Barry is one of Volo's descendants. Very cute idea.

Emmet and Barry have a lot in common huh

[smellroy]

Sewing is a Christian pleasure, right?

[carefulkid]

I Can't Put My Frylock on It...

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autistic Special Interests Can Be Disabling

Autistic Qualia

[kharmii]

OMG, I remember seeing this Emmet with Arceus post on Twitter way back when I first got into this fandom. I lost it out of my bookmarks or else I might have yanked it way back for a rude repost. *shifts eyes*

Emmet is saying, "I am Emmet. Don't forget, I'm looking for someone very important to me. Follow the rules and move forward as an exclusive!

Caption: Emmet with Arceus (Alter Ego)

[columboscreens]

[harzeke]

200+ images, 12 days, and what feels like a million hours later...

[kharmii]

Done for Month of Emmet for Day 13: Favorite Ship and Day 16: Memes. I chose Trainwreckshipping. Runners up would be my favorite forbidden not-to-be-named twincest ship and my favorite threesome ship which will get a mention under the cut.

Bonus: My take on the Fort Cuddles comic. It's not a meme, but I'll make it one all by myself. Under a cut for lewd dialogue.

Ingo sees the photo of his brother lying on top of Volo in a weird pose, and he asks him how his date went?

Emmet: I am Emmet. Volo showed his sorry face here again. -And I won against him again. I threw him down and ran tracks straight up his ass. And laid my gigantic railroad tie down that tunnel. He screamed and begged for rescue. I let him know there'd be no stops until the end of the line. Take that, you dirty whore! The train whistle blasted. My bullet train ran through him at 200MPH. He held on for dear life. Volo reached his destination untouched. I left him a trainwreck leaking fluid like a 50-car pileup. He whined that he wouldn't be able to walk away from the scene of the collision. I said, that's right bitch. I gave you what you deserve! -Because I am a Big Subway Boss. I am Emmet.

Volo: Hey, just because I need a cover so people don't guess I'm trying to be God, doesn't mean you need to lay it on that thick.

Ingo: *slides palm slowly up and down Volo's perfectly toned ass and gives it a squeeze* We understand, honey. *turns to Emmet* How about we both run our lines through Volo Central Station next chance we get. We can start on opposite sides and meet in the middle.

[kharmii]

This made my imagination go wild.

-Where Emmet keeps being into trains every time he comes back.

-Where Arceus keeps giving Volo his Emmet back because he's the only one who can calm him down and make him stop thinking about being god-emperor (until the day he finally does it).

-Where that zygote keeps splitting two weeks after conception giving Ingo several more lives.

-Where Emmet starts out knee-jerk disliking Volo because there's something not right about him (immortality). He eventually warms to him but not without some issues that make them true to the ship name.

-Where on his death bed, Emmet tells Volo, "I'm sorry you never got to be god-emperor."

Volo replies, "That's okay. I'm about to have nothing but time to think about it. Anyway, I'm sorry you never got your brother back.

Emmet: That's okay....I forgot I had a brother the first time I saw you face down with your clothes ripped up after I handled your ass on the super double battle train. -Because I am a Subway Boss. I am Emmet.

so that one au where emmet reincarnates constantly and there’s immortal volo 👉👈

[4chtungb4by]

Tomothy Selleck for my drawing classssss sketchbook woohoo

[ace-lemonade]

laios decided today was the day to go freakmode

[kharmii]

YESYESYES THIS!!!1!!

The whole point of the ship when it first came out was Emmet being pissed Volo was responsible for Ingo's disappearance. That's when we got Super Muppet beating the crap out of Volo.....because he was pissed about his brother. Volo is a grown-ass, six foot three inches tall man. He can handle some lanky train clown taking a swing at him. Antis stop equating it with domestic violence on a female, ffs...

Now there's people like, "Volo wasn't even responsible..." because there's this theory Ingo was a Faller who arrived in Hisui before the rift (based on concept art saying he was there xx years). I'm like...haven't you people ever heard of Occam's Razor?! Why would Ingo be a Faller who just so happens to end up in a place with a perfectly good sky rift? What's the chances? Canon doesn't specifically say how he got there, so why can't we assume he got there the same way as the protag? Stop making this not fun!

Emmet can be fluffy with Volo now while having memories of beating the crap out of him back when...or that's how I'm spinning it in my imaginings because I'm already a proshipper and problematic as it is.

Recently I've been seeing more and more people be afraid to express that they like trainwreck shipping (Emmet x Volo) because other people are judging it as "toxic" and in turn judging them as "problematic".

Which is really depressing because this is a crack ship to begin with. Its a joke. The two are manic enemies to lovers, its supposed to be fun. A lot of the problem comes from the fact that the top tag art for them is the early stuff which was mostly just the two being villainous towards eachother. But its really evolved into more than that and it makes me sad that people are getting judged for something that literally is entirely fanman and made up. There is no canon trainwreck. Its literally as toxic or as fluffy as you want.

Like calm down people.

Also as a side note why the hell are we judging people for fictional content like this? This is like if you attacked someone for enjoying murder mysterys because "someone died". Do you attack people because they enjoy enemies to lovers? We gonna start saying you deserve to be publicly shamed if you like Hannibal the tv show? I'm getting really sick of judging people for their entertainment tastes when they healthily separate reality from fiction.

[is-this-yuri]

anyone else living in a near constant state of fight or flight for as long as they can remember?

[ozzymaan]

WS stands leaning to the left (left handed?) Bucky stands on the right "im uh... right handed".

Titanium arm would've been much heavier than the vibrainum which could also account for the weight switch.

Food for thought lol.

[echosbento]

Hbomb deleting James' career was great obviously, but I was generally unaware of who he was before hand (I almost exclusively watch stardew valley playthroughs because they make good crafting background noise) so it isn't really like, super impactful to my general thought process. I don't care as much that some guy I didn't know existed before hand got his career eaten for his crimes. But the stuff on Illuminaughtii? Oh my GODS is that vindicating. I've been against her for years, initially because her vibes just felt off, and later because I was suspicious something was up with her because her phrasing was inconsistent at best. And then I realized she wasn't even always being truthful, because she started lying about stuff I remembered, and then I tried checking her sources one time and almost deleted my youtube just out of sheer shame and horror. And I've been fairly open, when it comes up, about how much I do not like her one bit. But no one would believe me. And now the trustworthy youtuber is corroborating my claims and as much as I don't like saying I told you so because I know how hard it can be to separate your feelings about something from the evidence. I FEEL SO VALIDATED. Because I was honestly starting to wonder if maybe I was the weird one for not liking her, but my suspicions were correct! One of these days Hbomb has really gotta nuke someone I respect because I'm starting to wonder if my autism super power is being right about people. And that's a kind fo hubris I don't need.