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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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I bring to you, snake mating. Stay with me! I think you’ll like the last one (I know that potentially sounds wired but trust me)
Starting with a kinda silly one.
During the Winter garter snakes will huddle together in big groups and hibernate, becoming ice spaghetti. Then in the spring when they start to warm up again, the males will surround the females to warm them up faster so they can mate.
However, some males have evolved a very specialized trick. These males release the same pheromones as the females, making the other males think he is a female and huddle around him to warm him. This leads to him warming up faster and allows him to mate with the actual females earlier.
Basically, some males have evolved to catfish the others.
Then you have battles over the girls. Here the two males will wrestle over the right to mate with the female. The goal is to push the other down. It’s just like Komodo Dragons fighting just without limbs. If I remember right Black Mabas do this.
Hognose Snakes (yet again because mother nature loves them apparently) do something called the Hognose-twitch. Hognoses can be cannibalistic and that is a bit concerning when the females are a good amount bigger like in most snakes. The twitch is a full-body twitch that tells the other hognose ”Hey, I’m friend, not food. Pls no eat”
To the good one (again I know this can sound wired)
I can’t remember for the life of me which species of Cobra it was or if it was multiple species BUT to the info.
The male has to be careful, because the female might just deck him if he isn’t. So the male will approach her from the back and lightly tongue-flick her tail and then slowly tongue-flick his way up the female's back. This will put the female in a kind of trance, or impress her so the female lets him, I can’t remember. I’ll have to look it up again.
But can you imagine one of the snekboy slowly and lightly kissing his way up yn’s back and along their neck just in hopes of maybe stealing a kiss from them in return.
Personly, I would melt.
Catfishing snakes are on a whole other level PFFFT
I had to look up how snakes battle like you described and it is the black mambas! There's a great video on it here! That's so fascinating how they fight! All to get the girl, too.
AHHHH If it doesn't put Y/N into a trance, nothing will! Y/N would hold very still, feeling the faint kisses and eagerness tracing up their spine, and shiver from how soft the affection is until one of the boys could lay a kiss on their cheek and softly ask for a proper embrace since they seemed so receptive to their little enticement!
I'm not normal about this at all btw AHHH
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the council of fish babies will now decide ur fate charles 🐟🐟🐟
THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPED THEY'RE SO STINKIN' CUTE!!!😭 bitey little fishy babies......
#the babies have decided: bite bite bite bite bite bite bite#making their papa proud#i'm actually crying this is so cute#i made a sound when i opened my asks little babbies..........#i love them so much..........#you're so talented this is so augh#i'm printing this out and eating it#cuteness aggression#fr#ask#iightbringer#siren cherik au#vee.txt
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I was personally assaulted (honorific) by this essay on ambition. It's very good.
#megs is reading#I would've linked it as a full link but it didn't parse right. which probably means it has some settings against AI which. good for them!#hilariously I was complaining immediately before reading it that SO MUCH of the discussion around burnout and overwork are like#'well you should train yourself to enjoy things and live in the moment and say fuck work and not worry about it making you more productive!#and like. as a writer. as a person whose brain will eat itself alive if I do not write. NOT because augh productivity#but cuz [that one post about how if you don't draw the images will clog up inside you and make you sick]#this does not ever spark joy. I want to do the work I enjoy and find fulfilling! I want that work to be valued enough to let me do it!#where is my discussion around burnout for people who like. can in fact sit down and enjoy a nice cup of tea or cooking a pot of soup#that's not the goddamn problem here. the problem is that not all labor is valued and in fact very little labor if any is valued.#the products are labor are valued. the labor itself is an inconvenient stepping stone that it would be nice to not have to take.#ANYWAY I'm just going to go try to finish my fucking book draft now. and convince myself that it matters.
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having had a hyperfixation on what we're studying in class is Such a bizarre sensation. like yes i could listen to you just talking generally about this for hours and not get bored. i know this better than anyone but there is also so much left to learn. i am vibrating in my seat bc you mentioned themes of loss in a really smart way.
#also hem twelfth night ur arrangements are literally SO GORGEOUS!!!!!! i want to eat them.....#never Quite realized that we never actually get viola back in the world of the play......absolutely should have before this but#viola loses viola and viola loses cesario..... augh#unfortunately this prof also didn't think that orsino's speech was misogynistic. but that's bc she is so so right about some things and so#- INCREDIBLY wrong about others oh my god.#okay i'm typing this post instead of writing my paper on it. but i'm tired and idk how to answer this question.......#elinor fuchs girl i think ur everything but can you phrase this a little clearer.....#i Am gonna be listening to His version over the weekend like. very soon#twelfth night#ted talks
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Hello this is a public service announcement for the Our Wonderland community. Drive It Through Your Heart by Billy Cobb is a Genzou/Orlam song.
#our wonderland#for the amvs in your head#2 be clear I think they should never talk to each other again like @ this point I am like......boys this is not okay. boys im not sure if#this will ever get better.#but the DRAMA augh the HEARTBREAK the meat the blood ect ect. they have so much going on#award for longest ever game of gay chicken goes to genzou and orlam and I am NOT proud of them for it#I'm willing to post this at the risk of sounding so stupid and incomprehensible so they must really be eating my brain neurons right now.#I might end up deleting this text post later because I cant handle being a person on the internet and sorry if that happens.#orlam brewbacher#genzou ichihara
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maybe the world isn't so bad after all. (<- just took a shower)
#i shuld probably eat something soon cause my stomach is starting to hurt....#i'm also going to lose my mind because someone left clothes in the washer and so tomorrow i'm going to have to REWASH THEM just so i can tr#and get rid of the “left in the washer for a bit longer than needed” smell it def will have. before i can put them in the drier. augh
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how is it 2024 and im still seeing ppl say "xyz is my spirit animal" SHUT UPPP YOU ANNOYING RACIST WEIRDOS 😭😭😭 (/nbh)
#friendly reminder that saying that shit is so stupidly racist and idk how ppl are not thinking abt it#take like.... two minutes. to think about it. gee maybe saying smth that makes a mockery and joke of indigenous culture is racist!#sorry for angry-posting on here im just losing my mind. and also maybe this will be helpful for someone idk#i haven't seen any followers/mutuals doing this btw yall are good afaik fhdkdl#it's just been ppl in an otherwise very lovely twitch chat and then some fuckos on tumblr and pinterest lmfao#AUGH I'M SO SICK OF IT. also all the so-called cryptid nonsense where yall steal indigenous spirits and call them cryptids#if i have to see one more mention of w*ndigo or sk*nwalker i am going to start eating drywall#(tiredly opens a package of drywall bc I'm definitely going to be seeing more than one mention of those two at some point)#anyways. frembly remembly to take a critical look at your language and beliefs etc to catch any racism you've left unchallenged#we are all guilty of it because we all live in a racist society. we all got work to do!#dandy.cmd#vent //
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i really want to go to sleep but instead i'm lying here nearly in tears over how much i want moros (aka arroz congrí)
#one day i will have my own kitchen and there will always be beans in my fridge#but i'm not there yet 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i can TASTE it. fuck. fuck#three weeks until i go home and get to see my family and eat real food again#i just wanna go home i just wanna eat the food i've been eating since i was born#90% of my friends don't even know what moros are and i can't even show them bc i can't make them#and the nearest cuban restaurant is 40 minutes away#AUGH!!!!!!!!#sb and l rambles#food#latina tag#sometimes it is torturous to live in new england.
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my family don't be annoying about my weight challenge (impossible)
#vent#fatphobia#it's just. aughhhh#i'd rather be fat and enjoy the food i love instead of be thin and miserable#i just mentioned how my double chin feels funny (like is swollen) and never really noticed its feel#and my dad took that as an opportunity to be like “well its because you eat and don't exercise” like. ok#yeah i'm out of shape but thats because i've been too depressed to work out or even get out of the house#i've only recently improved because i got a job by sheer luck#i'm pretty sure i'm not going to shed 90 pounds by working out either#you want me to starve myself? huh? is that what you want mother fucker??#i wouldn't mind eating healthy either. i do love vegetables and fruits#its just that no one in this household knows how to prepare them properly INCLUDING ME#I CAN'T EVEN COOK WHAT I LIKE BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS STUPID HOUSE WOULD EAT IT SINCE THEIR DIETS SUCK ASS BUTT AUGH#my dad has the audacity to drink nothing but soda and say this shit to me#my grandma's also been bitching about my health. thats how i found out she's been withholding all my health information from me for years#fuck my cringe ass fail family for real#sorry. back to your regular posting i just needed to get this out somewhere
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NAFF!
hi.
Since nagas are now crawling through both out mids, I thought I share some of my near endless snake knowledge with you.
Staring with some thing easy. This is a Emerald Tree Boa, not to be confused with a Green Tree Python.
Quiet a cute felo isn't he. They hunt from branches and use gravity to help them eat. Those holes along their lip are Heat-sensory-pits wich allow them to use heat vision. In the reptile hoddy they are known for being very feisty.
But did you know that alot of snakes have very squishy faces. For example Cobras, Mabas, alot of Vipers and offcourse the Emerald Tree Boa. Here is one
Oh yeah, Emerald also have some of the longest teeth and the most terrifying mouth out of all snakes. Pair that with their feistiness and you have a grate pet you can look at, but not so much hold.
I would still hold them because I'm a snake loving idiot.
But yeah If you need some insperation to make the nagas scary, even though they are doing something entierly non threatening, I highly recommend you look up Emerald Tree Boas yawing.
These are your snake facts for today, I'll back tomorrow.
those are CHOMOPERS!!! Oh my gosh?? That's terrifying, thank you!
Now I'm picturing Naga!Eclipse casually yawning and Y/N catches a glimpse of every last terrifying tooth in his gaping maw like
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goddamn they weren't kidding that endless solo can solitude
#personal stuff#thorn plays genshin#IN A GOOD WAY. JUST. WOW. AUGH.#incredible sequence incredible cutscene and the emotions behind it GOD.#LORE. expanding on what we learned from neuvilette's sq#also haha i'm sitting there going ohhh so maybe there was smth to the people saying furina was genshin's seele. ehe.#but only functionally. in the sense that there were two of them. and one had long hair and the other had short hair#and little mermaid references i guess. idk what was up with the ones in seele's arc i'll be real#just. eats this archon quest . like a goddamn whale.#neuvillette getting absolutely incensed for the first time in his life. goddd#wriothesley's ship relevance!!!!
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jang keun-suk is attractive in a way that makes me want to bash his face in. annoyingly pretty. if that makes sense.
#random thoughts#yes i'm still watching the influencer. what of it.#i'm not supposed to say these things about real people.#ciel if you're reading this i hope you feel similarly. i don't know why. (':#because you make me feel. serenely happy. just generally filled with positive energy.#and also you're really pretty but in a way that is endearing and does not cause violent thoughts.#(/gen and /pos.)#i don't know if i deserve to be loved the same sort of way. if that's anything.#which sounds really fucking stupid it's midnight and i'm watching netflix okay!!!!#well okay it's midnight when i type these tags. this won't send out until the morning.#but anyway. augh. forget how stupid this sounds.#it's late. i want to eat but i shouldn't.#song about that sometime later because i'm so silly........#(<- can't talk about my problems so i have to hide them in my songs)#also why the fuck does wetboy look just like me for real. like. do you folks see the vision.#something about the collared shirt. and the hairstyle i had in 2020.#(i want to grow my hair back out once i start t. for gender purposes you know....)#2am update: i hear voices whenever i move too much. so uh. i should go to sleep. probably.#i won't. not for a while. but....
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i have wanted to eat this one specific type of chips for the entire day. it is fucking killing me. it's like. cereal. but made out of potatoes. and it fucks insanely hard and also only costs 98 centimes a box. and i have the money but i don't want to buy it. and i'm so fucking hungry. but it's not worth eating unless it's the stupid fucking potato cereal. i am going to throw my computer across the room right now
#☆ ☆ ☆#be nice to me#(i want to eat but i'm not supposed to unless it's the potato cereal.#we have other things in the house and i really want them but no i can't have them. i hate myself enough already. fat bitch.#AUGH OKAY IT'S WHATEVER. who wants to send me hate anons or some shit. make me stop.#my friend called me fat today so yippee!!!! </3)
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genuinely tried to Be Asleep for like two hours this time and just couldn't. I think i'm cursed [unwell]
#100% секретный дневник левы НЕ ЧИТАЙ#feels pretty much like the first night i got sick (remember that breakdown? lol) except this time i have Overcome the illness#mostly anyways.#but yeah i'm just. augh. not only do i have to deal with literal nightly thoughts of sh now i can't even sleep?!#my curse of Hearing Things immediately working against me the moment i can't hear things clearly#cause ... now i REALLY don't know whats going on#like i know it's not my business and shouldn't be my business but a) i live here and b) i have to hear it either way.#just ... yeah. now that we're probably as settled in as things are gonna get i REALLY do not feel like i'm meant to be here#not in general; as in this physical actual space. there's no thought that something should be made for all of us since they have work#& i ... well i do but [redacted]. so it's the work i make for myself mostly. but yeah so it doesn't matter if nobody sees me eat breakfast#(dont care about that anyways) and it doesnt matter that nobody sees me eat dinner (maybe i care A Little ok) because the whoooole rest of#the day is nebulous Lunch Time. and oh boy let me tell you. i'm not having that either#cause uhm. 'you can eat our food' only means so much until money comes into the equation#like BOY if i thought i was messed up about that before let me tell you: it has become Worse#i dunno. i try to have good days and yet the moment its Asleep Time i am someone completely different#like ... it's like seasonal depressiom but WORSE because theres SUNLIGHT and i LOVE SUNLIGHT#no yeah i think that's exactly the sort of thing i can liken it to now that i think of it#cause i always have like... seasonal issues when it starts gettin dark around 4-5ish range. except right now its summer so its NOT#wish i knew how to really be normal. then maybe at least if i wouldnt have good music making material i could like. meaningfully contribute#to my existence as a roommate#'i'm doing great' says man who is somehow Still Not#relatedly i think my next public facing breakdown is either gonna be about this still or about spinning in the pride parade. time will tell#....i can hear them AGAIN i know why IM up why are THEY#/bangs on wall Go To Sleeeeep leave me alone to also sleep T_T#that's ... that's a joke by the way i'm not doing that. i do feel more tired now so maybe i will have somewhat restful sleep. hopefully
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small brain: the problem with entomophagy is that bugs are GROSS 🤢
big brain: the problem with entomophagy is that bugs are cute 🥺
#me @me make peace with your place in the fucking circle of life you scoundrel#still got their faces on though... augh#I've had crawfish before but I do kind of have to awkwardly avoid eye contact dhgfkjfdghjkdfhg aaaahhh#NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE EVERYTHING YOU EAT HAS BEEN CUTE ANIMALS THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME#anyway guess who's early stages planning a cicada pilgrimage lol#I WANNA BASK IN THEM AS LIVING THINGS I'M EXTREMELY EXCITED TO SEE AND HEAR THEM 🥺#I WANNA DRAW THEM! I WANNA TAKE PHOTOS! I WANNA CATCH THEM TO LOOK AT AND ADMIRE!!#but I do. also wanna eat some. I've never eaten cicadas before!! they're supposed to be really good I wanna try it!!#... I mean I threaten to eat bugs every year and every year something comes up and I don't get to :'D#WE'LL SEE I GUESS#about me
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