#at least not with dough

[myryathedreamer]

I feel like the internet needs to hear about judas buns.

If you have even a passing knowledge of the New Testament, then you know Judas was the guy who betrayed Jesus Christ for 30 silver and then hanged himself.

So the Czechs asked "Can we make a dish around this?" and didn't wait for an answer.

This soft sweet pastry is traditionally made for Easter Thursday (google tells me it's called Maundy Thursday in English) and usually takes a form of various knots and spirals to symbolize a rope. Some take this metaphor a step further, as shown by my mother, who hands covered in flour asked me "Do you know how to tie a noose?"

When we speak of fucked up Czech traditions, we usually think of whipping girls with willow sticks in exchange for eggs. But I believe baking rope-like buns in "honor" of a guy who hanged himself should be up there as well.

[ilivingonmyway]

*It's Jay's turn to cook*

Kid Lloyd, trying to eat some of the raw dough in secret:

Jay, that's behind him: You may be the grandson of God, but salmonella is still real.

Kid Lloyd, stop for a moment and think about: ... *Puts the spoon with dough back in the bowl and leaves the kitchen*

Jay, shakes his head: You'd think he'd already learned after giving him food infection medication 9 times in the last 6 months...

[sleepnoises]

i read the lathe of heaven recently and my main takeaway is that the quote "Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new", oft bandied about, is about two characters making love, in their marital bed, right after one of them has shifted into or created a universe in which they are married. which to some may be obvious out of context. but not to me or, i suspect, whoever makes these bread graphics

[reanimatedmagpie]

immortals whose body did not Quite adapt to the immortality evenly or whose immortality did not take into account everything there is to take.

Immortals with fake teeth, with completely shot sense of taste because tongue cells are fragile and lose sensitivity within a few decades. Immortals whose eyesight's kinda shit. Immortals with bad joints and strain injuries. Immortals with replacement hips. Immortals with so so many surgery scars. Immortals that can't hear as well anymore or at all. Immortals whose immune system hasn't quite held on the entire time, with bone problems, broken noses, worn out or even replaced livers and other organs. immortals subject to time anyway despite being denied the grace of really aging.

Bodies that were not built to go on forever being forced to anyway.

[quibbs126]

So these two NPCs are Cheddar Cheese and Macaroni

You know given the shading, I feel like Cheddar Cheese is supposed to look suspicious, but I can’t tell if that’s because he’ll actually be the culprit or if it’s just a red herring

Also so they supposedly work together, but only Cheddar Cheese is a detective? Then what’s Macaroni’s job and relation to Cheddar Cheese? I suppose we’ll find out

Edit: I’m realizing Macaroni is probably a cop or something similar

Also RIP to anyone who had a Cheddar Cheese or Macaroni Cookie, because I’m pretty sure I’ve seen at least one of both

[seeyouspacecowboy98]

First post in years, but I’ve been thinking about a crossover between rdr2 and tlou for about a week, now.

[dmc-questions-anon]

I think that after Vergil learns to bake stuff he'd have a really hard time not eating some of the ingredients and even the dough. Cue Lady coming in and eating the stuff he is so desperately struggling not to and his resolve crumbles to dust, he can no longer stop himself.

[sourdoughdirewolf]

This is twice now

[djevelbl]

Idc how ooc it ends up being, I wanna make a Christmas special one-shot where LifeSteal members/parkciv characters/Whitepine characters/idk haven't decided which. maybe all of them make some hallacas and pan de jamón and other typical venezuelan Christmas cooking and probably fucking burn down the kitchen in the process--

[darewolfcreates]

Really excited for this splatfest. I really love food.

[why-the-heck-not]

no those aren’t weird sex noises coming from ur neighbour’s apartment; it’s ur local insomniac slap & folding bread dough in the wee hours of the morning

[artificial-condition]

Decided to stay up late to bake instead of going to bed at a reasonable time for work in the morning

I’m sure this will have no repercussions that will affect my general well-being throughout the course of my day tomorrow :)

[sin-grumps]

I randomly got heartburn this week

so you know what THAT means!!!!

[remyfire]

The worst part about trying to surprise your household with cookies is when someone sees a stick of butter sitting on the counter and helpfully puts it back in the fridge for whatever scatterbrained person just left it there.

[chemicalico]

every night my cat is in here making biscuits like her life depends on it