#asshole answers

[friendsforanotherday]

Gotta say it’s really disappointed seeing you post about the Am*zon LOTR stuff 😐

either you're a bestie who can come to me privately and talk it out or you're a rando who i don't owe an explanation to, don't know what more you want me to say beyond i pirated that shit bc fuck Bezos

[watcherglowcloud]

daniel molloy really went to the house of someone who could very easily and with little hesitation kill him. and then just decided to be a bitch to him the entire time. goals

[louisdelac]

thinking about connor in prague saying "dad's theory was you got two fighting dogs, you send the weak one away, you punish the weak one." in relation to this episode, and the way the siblings view abuse inside their own family.

shiv and kendall and their belief that connor and roman are the weak dogs that got the brunt of logan's worst behavior, because abuse is reserved for the kids who can't behave - the ones who aren't smart and mature enough to make it in the world. abuse evokes pity, because abuse is what happens when you expect too much from people who obviously aren't capable of more.

and then they go forward in life, believing that they're just naturally more intelligent and more capable than connor and roman, as if being raised seeing what happens to you if you aren't a perfect child wasn't the entire point of the "punish the weak dog" mentality that logan instilled in them. the looming threat implied behind any praise they do receive that tacitly tells them "you're not like roman and connor" because everyone knows what happens to roman and connor.

the absolute height of the rich capitalist mindset. "we're succeeding because of our own merit, and other people fail because they don't have what it takes" when in reality they're succeeding because of arbitrary rules made up by someone who knows that infighting makes meaner dogs.

[dansemacabre]

i’ve been thinking about “sixer, it would eat you alive” since i read it and. man. every layer you peel back makes it worse. im not a bill apologist but. shit

if you (1) take it at face value, it paints bill as an apologetic murderer in his single (and maybe sole) open moment of regret. he doesn’t let his walls down often- only with ford do we even get to see the remnant of his galaxy, see the “actual remorse” ford describes, get just a hint of his origins. but he does it, because he thinks ford should know.

if you (2) take it from ford’s point of view, as something he committed to journal three, like. wow. imagine being so committed to a being that you’d hunt down and kill the monster that destroyed his home, only to (assumably) figure out later that that being was the monster. the small moments of trust, the “good times”, are so key to manipulation. how long did ford hold onto that one shred of vulnerability? no wonder ford stayed for as long as he did. in his eyes, bill was a survivor. ford wanted to survive too.

(slight tw below for unreality- any time i mention our reality, i mean “our reality” as a narrative device used in the book of bill as a proxy for the idea of bill being in our reality, since he can’t actually be in our reality. all of this is a fictional theory about a show/book with fictional contents!)

but if you (3) remember that “even his lies are lies” and absolutely Nothing bill says should be trusted. Whoo boy. if i read tbob right the book itself is being created in the theraprism (even tho it shows up with the ciphertologists at some point? idk that’s a whole other post). it’s meant to show what the reader wants to see; it manifests in our reality as what the collective fandom wants to see. so if we want to see truth, if we want to see where bill ended up and who he actually is, there’s a non-zero chance that the whole interaction was a complete fabrication.

imagine bill, stuck in the actively harmful, probably earth-illegal theraprism, once again being forced to be “fixed” and molded into something more palatable, being forced to conform no matter how much it hurts. (i know natural uncontrollable mutation ≠ just so much murder and destruction and chaos, but. you can’t ignore the similarities. bill has obviously been thinking about those silly straws.)

he looks back on everything that went wrong, back on his relationship with ford, back through every dimension where he wins. would that one moment, that one truth amid centuries of lies, have saved him from purgatory? if he had just been open? shown his damage? maybe he did think of his parents, or his henchmaniacs (especially the oracle). people who he might have once opened up to. maybe he just wanted to open up to someone again.

so in his own weird way, stuck in a cell, he reshaped reality again. in this reality, for this fleeting moment, he had been someone worth believing. and ford had listened, hell, ford had wanted to help. looking back, knowing how he treated ford, knowing how ford ended up because of it, maybe bill would have said the most honest thing he’d ever told ford: i am the monster, i am not worth your time or belief, and i will eat you alive.

[rocketbirdie]

chocobo breeds based off of real life chicken varieties :>

[yappacadaver]

Could we see various ways Zevlor's tail would react to someone he's in love with? Thank you for doing this!

You sly dog, you got me animating

(I do animated commissions btw)

[sexhaver]

im forever thinking about that dashcam footage someone posted on r/idiotsincars that shows the filmer in the left lane of a highway in heavy traffic. suddenly, someone passes them on the right, merges in front of them into the 6-car-long gap they left for following distance, stops their car, gets out, and starts yelling before the filmer wisely decides to go around them without engaging. when people in the comments asked what the fuck that guy's problem was, OP replied along the lines of "i don't know! he was behind me for 4 or 5 miles! i was just driving along the passing lane in LA traffic doing 50-55ish, like i normally do!" and instantly got downvoted into oblivion lmfao

[burning-academia-if]

If each RO confesses to MC, for MC to forget about it immediately after, how would they do it? What would they say?

(or simply how would each RO imagine it being like in their head, what does each wish they could say if they could/ had the courage to, or if they knew there'd be no painful consequences after, etc).

Obsessed with this question, but it vastly changes on a variety of different factors. So take these with a grain of salt lol

Also hijacked the question so not all of these are romantic confessions because the ROs have A Whole Lot to confess to MC and some wouldn't want to take back a romantic confession or have it forgotten at all so. Have fun figuring out the context to some of these LOL

Rook: "But the biggest reason I pushed you away is because I've used you to hurt myself. And you don't know that, of course you fucking don't, but how can it work when I've made up all this imaginary hurt. I can still see your blood on my hands. It's my fault. I love you."

Beck: "And I don't think it ever goes away. And I don't think I can ever be ok with it. And I don't think I can ever show it, because this is the only person I'm ever allowed to be."

Rhea: "I think I'd really do it, run away with you if you asked me to. We could go far away, I could shed my name, and none of this would follow us. But then I remember, ashamed, that I'm so deeply afraid."

Zoe: "I really am glad we met and that we're friends (we are right)/in love (we really are, right?), but I...God, I wouldn't change anything but I...I wish it had been with someone easier. You just have so many scary things going on and I just...I don't know. I wish it was different."

Lars: "...I thought why the hell would I tell you anything, if you'll just forget. But I lied. There is one thing I'll never fucking say to anyone, so I'll say it now. To finally get it off my chest. It's..."

???: "Yes, I did it. No, there was nothing you could have done. I wish you could have been enough."

[theredcuyo]

Actually, Jason Todd who is alive to the public again and decides that he's going to have the worst, most unhinged persona (with a limit, just so they don't think too much of it)ever so Bruce thinks it twice before dragging him to anything

He's a total mess of a celebrity, Brucie without the Playboy part and instead, he gets on calling out other rich assholes with sass and passive-aggresive talk, like 'Oh, Mrs. Sanders- Ah, right, Miss White, is it now? Sorry, it's hard to keep up with the fift divorce, i imagine you'll put some of the half you got this time to our charity instead of on more wine?' while also acting as a sweet daddy's little boy who can do no wrong and it's just 'trying to make some friends'

He still has the strong moral compass and the sweetheart part of the act, but he can't put that many himbo moments here and there (everyone knew he had good grades and shit, thanks to Bruce 'did you know my son is the smartest ever?' Wayne) but he does nerd literature moments (that aren't even a lie) to throw people who like to show off but don't know shit

So, a lot of people hate him and he loves it

He only slightly changes the act when interacting with children for the fundation and programs you bet your ass he got Tim and Bruce to make, instead of the call outs, he goes for lighthearted irony and talk like 'Oh, You didn't know? I heard that Deliah, yes Deliah Olson, is now going on a grape-candy solo week? Can you believe it? I thought she couldn't like without chocolate!' and ish like that

And what are the adults going to do about it? Call out the son of the richest man in Gotham? The one who to him seems completely innocent? The one, who you know, he lost once and now seems very protective of? Jumping out a window is a faster way to die

Bruce loves him, but he's starting to only take him to the fundation events so he's on his best behavior

[harringroveera]

AITA for thinking I was right when I beat the shit out of my boyfriend because I thought he kidnapped my sister?

I (18M) and my boyfriend (19M) had our first fight as a couple tonight. We've only been dating for three months, and have known each other for a year. We recently discussed the first time we fought (physically), and I thought I was right for beating his ass, while my boyfriend thought otherwise.

It was a year ago when I first moved to my new town. A week into living there, my sister went missing for the night, and my dad wanted me to find her. I went around town looking for her, and when I finally found where she was, I saw him—my current boyfriend there, and it was not his house. My sister was inside, with three other boys her age. I did not know anyone in town yet, but I knew my boyfriend had a reputation for being a womanizer at school back then. It was late at night, seeing my sister alone with three boys and an older guy at a stranger's house, my curiosity turned into rage when my boyfriend lied to me and said my sister wasn't there, claiming he didn't know her. I flipped out and went inside to find her, then my boyfriend followed in, threw the first punch at me, and we fought.

AITA for thinking I had every good reason to think he was kidnapping my sister and doing god knows what with her in the presence of three other boys and beating the shit out of him?

Update: we fucked and made up

[official-penis-posts]

i keep calling dicks 'little guy' on account of them being cute mushroom-creatures to me. my bf makes fun of me bc well, some of them are not so little. yes i *know* the 'little' in 'little guy' is figurative, no? anyway nice blog

Oh I think we all got a lesson in how some of them are not such a little guys!

[ahelluvahigh]

the-smallest-star asked: Gritt is giving one small sneeze.

Target spotted.

"What are you doing out so late, bonito?"

Fresh out of the hospital.

With no body guard.

Looking oh so gorgeous and oh so vulnerable.

[st4rfckerz]

Been on my mind everytime I’ve jerked off for the past week😭

Whilst riding Anakin, you’d definitely be a incoherent rambling mess, barely even English. He’ll have absolutely no clue what you’re saying, but would be so supportive “Yeah, sweetheart. Oh fuck- I know, I know.” And nod his head, not knowing what to, but doing it anyway.

ALSO HE’D DEFO mimick your moans just to take the p.

HE WOULD

i’m a firm believer that he’d mock you while you’re totally helpless beneath him

[bloomellaa]

Reference for my DnD character teehee ✨

[dark-elf-writes]

AU where Izuku did live through the sludge villain but never got one for all and is justifiably angry and more than a little bitter about just about their entire life but there’s nothing they can really do… at least they think, so they content themself with graffiti and selling the odd quirk analysis to keep food on the table.

Only then a villain gets a little too close while theyre tagging an Endeavor mural or something and they panic and huck the spray paint at him and knock him out flat and suddenly it’s like a whole new world of law breaking is open to them.

Or, accidental chaotic good vigilante Izuku who is just as likely to deface a billboard of a corrupt hero as they are to stop crime and the many people trying to sway them to one side or the other as AFO and All Might gear up for another fight.

[codemiracle]

Wait...I'm a little confused, wasn't Yuuta's father the leader of a cult or something like that? Then, do Yuuta and Tatsuya have this in common? Or are they related in some way?

(Sorry if this ask is a spoiler!)

I-I completely forgot I said that Yuuta's father is a cult leader Hahahaha.... hahahaa... Uhhh yes, you're onto something.