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Dream called Tubbo "Tommy" SIX TIMES 💀

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In the club

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all i’m saying is once dream becomes a far right kick streamer yall better not let him forget about his start as a queerbaiting minecraft roleplayer catering to queer woke teenagers on twitter. i hope his cult i mean cult i mean fanbase that has somehow still stuck around gets so brainwashed into supporting him that they become a brand risk. like start chanting dnf at the trump rally type brand risk. need this man to get hoist by his own petard NOWWWWW

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i hope your ankle gets worse

I hope you choke on all that hate writhing in your gut.s in the middle of the night. Malicious......................................

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OKAY FINE i think its insane that many of the younger dsmp creators who were, quick reminder, at the most sixteen calendar years old when the crazy shit started, are not only still in the general content creation sphere but are still being held to talking about the semi-traumatic definitely-mindfuck-y events that happened in the past three to four years. and they’re not just being held to it they’re being subtly encouraged to talk about it. obviously no one’s holding a gun to their head and if they’re making peace through that vulnerability all the more power to them. but also. like it’s not a strange weird occurrence that the biggest tommyinnit clip from this year was probably the part of the episode where they shat on dream. when all the wilbur shit came out people were being fucking Weird about people like tommy (SPECIFICALLY TOMMY.) not immediately publicly responding. and that’s not even mentioning the mere sentence “i saw the bed where technoblade died and it made me worried about dying too” which is such a fucking guy punch of a sentiment to put into the public sphere i will be unwell* about it forever. it feels fucked up and i can’t really articulate exactly why because we all seem pretty chill and fine about it but it just does. i feel like im watching a horror movie and the protagonist has no choice but to keep walking into the fucked up scary house and the shadowy crowd in the theater watching the movie is like yyyesssss go into that house and i’m like NO! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! but by watching the movie even if it’s just checking in every month or so im keeping them in the house???? does that make any sense?????

tl;dr i feel really really awful for every mcyt who was a minor in 2021/2022 and i think they should each be able to kill one dude. like they should all get one

*BUT ALSO i hope none of this comes across as “ouiououuh the litrle blorbo is sad” i am genuinely truthfully made physically ill by thinking abt specific situations like losing techno. i lost a family member during covid and cant begin to imagine grieving them while in the public eye. like i feel really really really fucking awful for these kids. i don’t want this to seem patronizing or belittling in any way and if im out of line please call me on it. thumbs up emoji

holding myself back every day from posting a crazy (not negative, just insane) take about cc tommyinnit like no….. that life is long behind me…….. i can’t possibly return to it….. unless…….

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do you still love Ranboo after everything?

Silly anon..! You cant love a dead thing.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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I THINK I AM GOING TO CUT MY HAIR

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qualeasha wood, "bed rot," 2024, woven jacquard, glass seed beads, and machine embroidery

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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Favourite Frederic Dorr Steele illustrations (x)