#aspec humor

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Requested by lifea16

[a-specconfessions]

I think that sleeping is very aspec thing to do. 10/10 would recommend to everyone

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[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

Person: Describe your sexuality.

Me: No, thank you--

Person: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to pry--

Me: No, I mean like actually, "No, thank you" is a mostly good way to describe it.

[theaceofarrows]

It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"

And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[our-aro-experience]

“love is what makes us human—”

WRONG!!

[acexualien]

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Requested by lifea16

[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

I've found my one true love

Whenever I see them, they brighten up my day and I become happy. I wanna be close to them and they're all I think about. I want them inside of me. I love them so much They're pieces of Garlic Bread. I'm talking about pieces of Garlic Bread.

[pansexual-pied-piper]

[aplatonicism]

If nothing is ever automatically romantic, that means nothing is ever automatically platonic either.

I am always doing everything in a romantic way. Maybe even a sexual one.

[angels-of-horror]

“Stop writing villains as aroace! It’s bad and perpetuates the stereotype that aroace’s are evil!”

Okay, but have you considered that I am the evil aroace??

[stabbydragon]

I should start saying "no allo" when commenting that someone looks good like how guys say "no homo"

[ser0star]

No, I don’t “have sex.” I’m scared.