#aspec humor

[lgbtqtext]

[a-specconfessions]

I think that sleeping is very aspec thing to do. 10/10 would recommend to everyone

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[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

Person: Describe your sexuality.

Me: No, thank you--

Person: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to pry--

Me: No, I mean like actually, "No, thank you" is a mostly good way to describe it.

[purpleandsilver]

Typically they're morally grey and there's just one bed and they both stay up all night reading the absolute filthiest harlequin novels on it and commenting on how they would have written the description of the drapes better.

There is no morality attached to attraction. Romantic and sexual feelings are both morally neutral.

[theaceofarrows]

It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"

And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"

[our-aro-experience]

“love is what makes us human—”

WRONG!!

[acexualien]

[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

I've found my one true love

Whenever I see them, they brighten up my day and I become happy. I wanna be close to them and they're all I think about. I want them inside of me. I love them so much They're pieces of Garlic Bread. I'm talking about pieces of Garlic Bread.

[stabbydragon]

I should start saying "no allo" when commenting that someone looks good like how guys say "no homo"

[lgbtqtext]

Requested by homi1

[pansexual-pied-piper]

[joker-and-the-queen]

“Stop writing villains as aroace! It’s bad and perpetuates the stereotype that aroace’s are evil!”

Okay, but have you considered that I am the evil aroace??

[productofaritual]

Guys guys guys guys guys

They're arrow ace rings

[messy-di-voce]

So uh…about that….

[theaceofarrows]

[aroace-cat-lady]

Allo ppl: And then i took a very bad decision *got involved with an inconvenient person*

Aspec ppl: And then i took a very bad decision *committed federal crimes*