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aroacegarlicbreadlover · 2 months

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I've found my one true love

Whenever I see them, they brighten up my day and I become happy. I wanna be close to them and they're all I think about. I want them inside of me. I love them so much They're pieces of Garlic Bread. I'm talking about pieces of Garlic Bread.

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lgbtqtext · 2 months

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asociallyakwardpotato · 2 months

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Person: so what's your body count?

Me: *tries to count on my fingers* goddamit I don't have enough fingers... um I think 213?

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Me: oh you meant sex... welp guess my body count's going up to 214 *gently murders person*

#asexual problems #aromantic problems #aroace humor #asexual #aromantic #shitpost

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aroace-cat-lady · 10 months

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Aroaces aren't playing for your team. Or the other one. Actually, you could say we don't even like sports.

#this was funny in my head #aroacespec #aro ace #aroace #aroace humor

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nightndaydreaming · 2 months

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Call me a polyamorous aroace cause I’m fucking around with me, myself, and I

#mine #aro ace #aroace humor #aroace #aroace spec

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steepwysdom · 3 months

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How it went for me

#ninjago #ninjago fandom #rapton #rapton ninjago #happy pride omg this is the first time I’m celebrating it out of the closet and I’m 23 #ninjago rapton #ninjago pride #happy pride month #happy pride 🌈#Ninjago lgbt+#aroace #lesbian humor #bisexual #aro ace #aroace humor #how I feel <3

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starofthelake · 2 years

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Alloromantics: My gosh, how do you carry yourself so confidently? What's your secret?

Me, an aroace, leans forward and whispers: My arrogance. I've aced it ;)

*proceeds to walk away with no explanation*

#aroace humor #at this point #i'm just trying to make #as much bad puns #as possible #aromantic asexual #aroace memes

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aroace-people-are-lgtbq · 2 years

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Student: Just pretend you are interested, are you more attracted by personality or looks?

Me: *beat of aroace confusion* Personality?

Student: Ms. M, really? That's weird

Me: I did tell you that you were asking the wrong person

#ace humor #mod ama #asexual #aroace humor #middle school

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kinger-king-of-ers · 2 years

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Luffy likes his women like his vegetables

Given to someone else 🤣

#one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #aroace humor

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undercoveraroace · 2 years

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Lin spittin

#aromantic #aroace humor #aro pride #duolingo

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theoneandonlyailat · 1 year

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a work comedy about two bartenders always complaining about customers/friends/sex life and the whole time it feels like they’re about to fall in love but they just never do, call that aromantic bitters

#is this anything #aroace humor

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rottingwithers · 1 month

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No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.

#aroace #asexual aromantic #asexual #aromantic #ace #aro #asexuality #aromanticism #funny #lol #humor

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theaceofarrows · 3 months

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It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"

And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"

#asexual #aromantic #aroace #aspec #aro #ace #asexual humor #aro humor #ace humor #pride month 2024 #pride month #not making love at midnight tho