#aroace humor

[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

I've found my one true love

Whenever I see them, they brighten up my day and I become happy. I wanna be close to them and they're all I think about. I want them inside of me. I love them so much They're pieces of Garlic Bread. I'm talking about pieces of Garlic Bread.

[lgbtqtext]

[asociallyakwardpotato]

Person: so what's your body count?

Me: *tries to count on my fingers* goddamit I don't have enough fingers... um I think 213?

Person:

Me: oh you meant sex... welp guess my body count's going up to 214 *gently murders person*

[steepwysdom]

How it went for me

[aroace-cat-lady]

Aroaces aren't playing for your team. Or the other one. Actually, you could say we don't even like sports.

[nightndaydreaming]

Call me a polyamorous aroace cause I’m fucking around with me, myself, and I

[why-are-the-allos-like-this]

"But are you head over heels for THEM?" I mean, if I wasn't I'd be lying

"Are you head over heels" Yeah that's how standing works

[rottingwithers]

No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.

[theaceofarrows]

It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"

And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[acexualien]

[lgbtqtext]

[stabbydragon]

I should start saying "no allo" when commenting that someone looks good like how guys say "no homo"

[cuntnikida]

saw a post about not pressing the buttons and that was magnificently failed (over 8000 votes and there were 5 days left). so this time, tumblr users i am strapping a bomb to yourself and any pets you may have and if you press any of the buttons on this post (excluding reblog, comment and like) the bomb will go off but not before i show you to worse, most upsetting opinions on your favorite ships and opinions horrendously mischaracterising your blorbos.

the secret is that i fucking hate you, you fucking button pusher.

[arodescence]

Ran across this on Pinterest

[rottingwithers]

Listening to breakup songs as an aroace cause I enjoy allos suffering from the amatonormativity they made.