#aroace humor
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aroaceloverofgarlicbread · 5 months ago
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I've found my one true love
Whenever I see them, they brighten up my day and I become happy. I wanna be close to them and they're all I think about. I want them inside of me. I love them so much They're pieces of Garlic Bread. I'm talking about pieces of Garlic Bread.
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lgbtqtext · 5 months ago
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asociallyakwardpotato · 5 months ago
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Person: so what's your body count?
Me: *tries to count on my fingers* goddamit I don't have enough fingers... um I think 213?
Person:
Me: oh you meant sex... welp guess my body count's going up to 214 *gently murders person*
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aroace-cat-lady · 1 year ago
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Aroaces aren't playing for your team. Or the other one. Actually, you could say we don't even like sports.
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nightndaydreaming · 5 months ago
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Call me a polyamorous aroace cause I’m fucking around with me, myself, and I
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steepwysdom · 6 months ago
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How it went for me
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trianglesarehot · 2 years ago
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Luffy likes his women like his vegetables
Given to someone else 🤣
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why-are-the-allos-like-this · 6 months ago
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"But are you head over heels for THEM?" I mean, if I wasn't I'd be lying
"Are you head over heels" Yeah that's how standing works
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rottingwithers · 4 months ago
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No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.
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theaceofarrows · 6 months ago
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It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"
And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 5 months ago
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lgbtqtext · 22 days ago
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Requested by newleechonlife
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acexualien · 10 months ago
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xypheris · 2 months ago
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Aro/Ace at a wedding
Friend: "Aww, doesn’t the bride and groom look so in love?"
Me: obsessively watching the cake being wheeled in "Yeah… cute."
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allthatispeculiar · 1 month ago
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stabbydragon · 1 year ago
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I should start saying "no allo" when commenting that someone looks good like how guys say "no homo"
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