#asexual humour
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acexualien · 9 months ago
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aromanticduck · 4 months ago
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Shout out to the people who thought they were late bloomers, but turned out to be non-flowering shrubs.
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I NEED TO CONSUME GARLIC BREAD DAILY OR I MIGHT FUCKING DIE
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raqualswonderfunblog · 5 months ago
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Friendly reminder that trees are canonically asexual 💜🤍🩶🖤
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acexualien · 7 months ago
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five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat · 5 months ago
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being asexual and coming up with sex jokes can be so sad when you’ve got nobody to use them about. Like I’ll be watching smthn on the news and see Dolly Parton, think ‘call me dolly the way I be parton those legs’ and then remember I’ll never be able (or want) to realistically use it
(Horny ppl u can have that one for free)
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They call me a AAAA battery
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maybewerefireproof93 · 1 year ago
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you're allosexual ?? that's not a real thing, you just want to feel special. mitosis is what makes us human!! i'm sure you'll find the right garlic bread someday. it'll fix you.
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raqualswonderfunblog · 5 months ago
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I'm gonna write a story about an asexual vampire who just steps right into the sun because they can't eat garlic bread anymore.
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yenikabrown · 4 months ago
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amalgamezz · 1 year ago
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breaking the family curse (this bloodline ends with me)
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acexualien · 9 months ago
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Allosexual = someone who experiences sexual attraction
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nastasya--filippovna · 4 months ago
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Crush Culture; Conan Gray x Beatrice and Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing 2011)
For me these two will always be ace icons. Thank you Shakespeare for writing Ace characters that can and do fall in love.
There's this general misunderstanding that just 'cause you're Ace ergo you're also Aro. Aro and Ace are two separate identities. Some people on the spectrum identify a both Aro and ace hence they're Aroace (simple really!)
And I think that's the same misunderstanding these two have internalized. They've been told that just because you don't like someone "like that" also means that you are not capable of loving.... that love is just "not for you".
So here's to all the Ace people who have those who will find their love, their soulmate, and whoever matches their freak. I love you all!
Lovely moots: @a-singing-lunatic @shadesofecclescakes @suburbia-and-brentwood-market @glitterypin @angie-words
@davidtennantgenderenvy @dreamsfrozenincandyland @turtleneck-crowley @dtmsrpfcringe @princeloww
@consanguinitatum @mystic-mae @cranberry-sniffer
It would mean so much to my pathetic low self-esteem ass if you checked out my edit!! Lots of love 😘
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