#autism jokes

[neon-emojiz]

Discord request

Your autism/adhd is showing..

[damnedjellybeans]

adhd/autism is when you're having suicidal thoughts but there is also hamilton soundtrack permanently playing in the background of your mind

[im-a-sentient-magic-carpet]

They call me a AAAA battery

[northernkingoffrogs]

*whispers* Stone Cold Steve Autism

[yourfavoritecanniballady]

i need help

Am I the ass for telling a boy who makes 'jokes' about the autistic community and is a general piece of shit that I would rather lick a cactus than date him

Btw

IM AUTISTIC

📻—• “oh, deer…. Shall I make some jokes?? About this???”

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

This is Disney, and your on the

[blueberry-sleight]

honestly i wonder how much closer I would've gotten to getting my real diagnosis if I had went on a (my special interest) community NBC rant

[gostbat]

Is so funny to me when people treat a autistic headcanon like i'm putting a random guy in psychiatric hospital.

[chronic-chaos11]

The only excuse to call and autistic person someone with 'high functioning autism' is when they only function well when when they're high

[travellereon]

When someone makes you wear the Bad Fabric

[stargayzingg04]

Hot girl summer is over it's time for autistic boy autumn

[phoenixofthestars]

how to make an autism joke

baby sister (nearly 6 years old): hey [me], what’s your favorite? (she was looking at the back page of one of those NatGeoKids books that has the related books at the end. this one was about construction trucks, so at the end there was a firetruck and a helicopter and an airplane n shit)

me: …unironically, trains are pretty cool

my step-dad, ADHD and borderline autistic: gives me a Look

me: giggling wildly

[im-a-sentient-magic-carpet]

I love how my standards for when i can behave like a Normal Person again after being overstimulated cause it’s like “i can go back there when my eyes have returned to a normal width” and then i’ll be sitting there like this

for hours

[hunterswings]

Congratulations!! You passed your autism test!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

Me after masking during job interviews:

ID: Alastor after almost being killed by Adam with big eyes and holding his face between his hands

[singingowlfeather]

Some interpret this as passive aggressive snubbing, and then it takes me weeks to figure out why they stopped talking to me after this. 🤣😭