#lgbtq humor Tumblr posts
lgbtqtext · 3 days ago
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tumbnarwhal24 · 2 years ago
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undercoveraroace · 1 year ago
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that awkward moment when your friends want to play Smash or Pass and you're just thinking
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jamie-elbowz · 5 months ago
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Whenever a cis dude gets hit in the nuts, I like to casually remind them that "You can just have those removed, you know?"
The look of horror on their face sustains me.
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productofaritual · 10 days ago
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Guys guys guys guys guys
They're arrow ace rings
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zommieblr · 3 months ago
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I wish gay people were real
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multifandomconfusion · 17 days ago
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Women be like “I’m not even that gay” and then suddenly get the urge to write poetry about other women.
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sjbattleangel · 5 months ago
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Inspired by this image I came across.
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lgbtqtext · 7 months ago
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thisthig · 8 months ago
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The next time some kid asks how I turned lesbain ace or genderfluid I'm gonna tell them my mom ate medium rare chicken while i way still in the womb and got salmonella
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jamie-elbowz · 4 months ago
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I'll never understand cishet relationships. I mean, who wears the strap and who disappoints their parents?
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thatdepressedturtle · 11 months ago
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'Or are they Bisexual meme'
(This was not made to offend anyone bisexual or not. This is only humor of thins ive noticed for most bisexuals, none of these have to apply for someone to be bisexual. enjoy.)
Do they have a weird obsession with frogs, or are they just bisexual?
Do they have ADHD, or are they just bisexual?
Do they have the best taste in movies, or are they just bisexual?
Did they have a strong kawai or emo fase, or are they just bisexual?
Do they have mommy issues, or are they just bisexual?
Did they forget to drink water today, or are they just bisexual?
Is there love language 'gifts of giving/physical touch' or are they just bisexual?
Do they own or want to have a bisexual pin for their backpack/hat, or are they just bisexual?
Do they enjoy The Owl House, or are they just bisexual?
Do they deserve all the love and suport for who they are? Yes. Because they are bisexual. <3
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moomin279 · 10 months ago
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Did you hear about the transitioning Christmas song?
it was a Carol, now it's a Hymm
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homo sapiens? more like homo saypenis.
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abbysstraponn · 6 months ago
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I need a shirt that says “I’m not like other girls, I like other girls☺️”
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tumbnarwhal24 · 2 years ago
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