#trans Humor

[kiyana-07]

GIRL BULDGE

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[nattousan]

found this reel from RoscoMcClelland and he was even funnier in the comments

[pears-palette]

My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).

So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”

It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.

[i-d-e-g-a-f]

i think it would be like really funny if cis men also started showing pre-T photos in solidarity

like “this is me pre testosterone” and it’s just them when they’re like 10 years old and prepubescent

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[starnosedmoles]

Occasional Trouble Passing…

“What do you mean I can’t go in there? You can just suck my sock, buddy!”

found in “FTM Newsletter”, 1990s

[lgbtqtext]

[jamie-elbowz]

Trying to date butch lesbians in the southern United States is a trip. For those that aren't aware, butch lesbians in the South and the overly religious women who absolutely hate butch lesbians in the South, dress the exact same. So there's always this gamble of, she's either the one or she's going to try and baptize me. I guess your still getting wet either way, but still.

[pumpomulos]

[kiyana-07]

Just bored

[morriganslittlemonster]

I fully support the transfem x pumpkin bit. I love it. I know it's stupid, but it's hilarious and you cannot convince me otherwise. Now I'm going to go put on an orange sweater and green hat for no reason at all...

[genderqueerdykes]

hilarious and gender affirming transmasc/transfem t4t couple moment: went to a smoke shop to look at weed accessories, cashier takes our IDs that have our deadnames and pre-transition photos on them, comes back and hands them to us correctly, but goes "oh my god, I'm so sorry, wrong ID's! I handed them back the wrong way!" my girlfriend instantly caught on but i had to stand there like ??? before leaning in and going "we're both transgender, you're fine." life is great, i love being trans, t4t love forever

[transmaskedfag]

The question, "am I queer enough" is irrelevant when "let's get gayer together" is the answer (you know it's the right one)

[new-twitter-memes]

Me: *Switches on bi lighting & hangs up pride flag*

Me: *Impatiently taps foot while looking at watch *

Where my fellow queers at??

[lgbtqtext]