#trans Humor

[ivyevescarlet]

prepare !! the ghouls !!!

[kiyana-07]

Do you like my panties😘?

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[morriganslittlemonster]

The turnaround time between reading a single page of Human Domestication Guide and half-jokingly looking up where to get xenodrugs is shockingly low

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[lizardho]

When I came out, I was SO scared I was gonna get disowned. I wrote a letter to my parents, sent it to their emails, put a physical copy on the counter, and left the house for a few hours to give them time. In that time I tried coffee for the first time, which was a dreadful idea, and got all jittery. I kept waiting for a text or something but nothing happened.

After a few hours, I didn’t hear back from them so I went home. My parents were home and had stacked a bunch of groceries on top of the letter without opening it. They said “hi” and I said “hi” and went down stairs to the basement. I held my dog and panicked about what to do. My sister, who knew that I had written them a letter of great importance, told me they hadn’t read it yet. She also told me she could ask them to do so. I consented to this and stayed in the basement. A few minutes later my dad knocked on the door and poked his soft smooth little nerd head in and said “hey buddy” and I started crying so hard I almost vomited. He came over and gave me a BIG hug and said that it was gonna be OK, he was OK with this, he knew it must have been hard but he was here for me. He told me he and my mom had already talked years before they had me about how if they had to pick between their faith and their child they’d pick their child. It was a very sweet moment. I came out to my mom later that evening and we were both bawling the whole time.

The day after I came out to my parents, I came out to my brother @inbabylontheywept at a Mexican restaurant and he took it like a champ. That evening my mom took me for a walk and looked almost angry - she said she wanted to make sure that I didn’t use being a woman as an excuse to not go to grad school. I told her I wouldn’t and she instantly looked relieved and happier.

My dad, on the other hand, seemed to struggle with it. He kept asking me if I had a boyfriend, and I told him I did not. He kept asking me if I wanted to go clothes shopping with him and I did not. He kept asking me if I would let him go to some of my shows, and I had NO idea what he was talking about.

Finally, 6 months after coming out, of awkward misgendering and questions that didn’t make sense from my dad, he excitedly pokes his soft smooth little nerd head into my bedroom again and says “I found a movie about Your People.” My people. I was absolutely bewildered, but he was so excited and I knew he had been trying SO hard so I watched it with him. It was The Birdcage, and it was amazing. It also was revelatory in that I finally realized why my initially-supportive father seemed to be having such a hard time with my pronouns and stuff - he didn’t know what the difference between trans and doing drag was. After the movie he again asked if I would invite him to one of my shows, and I said, “Hey dad, you know how about half the world is women?” And he said “yeah,” and I said “Well, see, I’m on that half now. I’m not doing drag.” And it was like a switch flipped in his brain. He was like “omg that’s so easy? I was so confused about what to call you when?”

Anyway, my parents are charming and my family has been so kind and patient with me, I like sharing the stories of my little wins with them.

[nattousan]

found this reel from RoscoMcClelland and he was even funnier in the comments

[pears-palette]

My dad has a little gag he loves doing that involves me being trans (it’s fun- don’t worry).

So, my dead name is also the name of a food item (spelled different but sounds the same). We sometimes eat that food item- it’s a nice treat. His little joke is that he will only call that food “Dead Names”- which leads to hilarious instances of hearing my 70 year old father call out “Hey, I’m going to go grab some Dead Names while we’re here!” while he’s half way down the isle in the grocery store, or him coming home and saying “hey, I picked up a box of Dead Names while I was out! :)”

It just makes me so overwhelmingly happy that my old name is not something wrapped in grief. It doesn’t represent a loss. It is something we can smile about and remember even if it doesn’t fit me anymore.

[i-d-e-g-a-f]

i think it would be like really funny if cis men also started showing pre-T photos in solidarity

like “this is me pre testosterone” and it’s just them when they’re like 10 years old and prepubescent

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[starnosedmoles]

Occasional Trouble Passing…

“What do you mean I can’t go in there? You can just suck my sock, buddy!”

found in “FTM Newsletter”, 1990s

[ivyevescarlet]

I’ll get you one day Mrs. Tweedy, and i’ll figure out what that blue eyeshadow u use is…..

[comicallyqueer]

see more on webtoon at Queer Comics

[lgbtqtext]

[jamie-elbowz]

Trying to date butch lesbians in the southern United States is a trip. For those that aren't aware, butch lesbians in the South and the overly religious women who absolutely hate butch lesbians in the South, dress the exact same. So there's always this gamble of, she's either the one or she's going to try and baptize me. I guess your still getting wet either way, but still.

[morriganslittlemonster]

I fully support the transfem x pumpkin bit. I love it. I know it's stupid, but it's hilarious and you cannot convince me otherwise. Now I'm going to go put on an orange sweater and green hat for no reason at all...