#asking for a friend lmao
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*Aggressively throws this at your head*
#tmnt 2012#TMNT#Raphael#casey jones#dudes is it gay to kiss your best friend in the cheek#is it gay to hold your favourite companion close and smile agianst their skin?#asking for a friend lmao#urgh idk why I’m so embarrassed about posting this#I don’t usually draw humans like ever so this was an experience#I’ve nearly finished season 3 of the 2012 show it’s really nostalgic#I’m a multi shipper at heart so I’m torn between ahaha Raphael gay and has aro ace king we the same#anyway yeah cringe is dead but I’m going to go on a little 4 week hiatus#which is in no way shape or form because I’m embarrassed#2012 rasey#rasey#if I grow some balls while I’m away I’ll keep practicing humans and share some headcanons but alas I’m getting the anxieties#oh my friend laughed at me for going outside the lines but that’s intentional I wanted to add to the grimey aesthetic they have#casey jones 2012
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I wonder what’s the spice limit for tumblr ???
#asking for a friend lmao#I have various levels of spicy gortash and urge#and idk no visible peepees#but still SUGGESTIVE#I’m just#yeah.
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🎶✨️when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers/mutuals (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️
thank youuuuu <33
1-like real people do by hozier
2-cry by cigarettes after sex
3-once upon a dream by lana del rey
4-september by taylor swift
5-beach baby by bon iver
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i know i post a lot of different things here, but would yall prefer i make a separate oc blog or just keep it all here?
#ori.#asking for a friend lmao#anyways i just feel bad for spamming oc shit#but idk i see so many people making separate pages so#lmk but idk what im doing
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How to flirt through fantasy hockey league trash talk
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Little pony princesses 💗
#I’ll have this as a print for Tekko! Catch me @ table 7 teehee#if you were here for Madoka content I’m sorry to inform you I originally come from pony Tumblr#hello old friends if you know me from my ask blog days lmao#I tried a new rendering style#i miss them every day#mlp#mlp fim#mlp g4#mlp art#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#mlp fanart#art#fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#princess cadence#twilight sparkle#princess twilight sparkle#alicorn
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First breath since winter :)
#I walked outside and saw my breath for the first time in forever and it actually felt like I was breathing#idk if this makes sense or if I’m like totally insane or if I have the words to say it right#but hear feels wrong#like actually wrong#like my body feels wrong#like hearing my deadname or being misgendered feels wrong#maybe not to that level I guess#maybe when someone says she instead of they for me#like it doesn’t feel bad but it feels wrong#actually it feels bad#so maybe somewhere between ‘she instead of they’ and ‘deadnamed maliciously’#is weather dysmorphia a thing? has anyone else ever said those words before?#is this seasonal affective disorder#asking for a friend lmao#because I was always under the impression that had more to do with light than temperature#but I might be wrong!#anyway no one’s gonna answer this#which is kind of how I like it? I think? maybe?#maybe someone will see it and not reference it explicitly but wind it into conversation subtly#so as to not arouse suspicion#like when someone confronted me about doing my little tasks until people are happy or whatever I said#or maybe I’m paranoid again#at least I’m not convinced people are trying to kill me again it could be worse lol#anyway happy to be breathing again :)#almost wrote something to take the wind out of my sails but DELETED IT. gonna try to be happy about it with no caveats! gonna try gonna try
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John deciding to blow off steam by subscribing to a cute camgirl's onlyfans account and quickly becoming the top contributor. a harmless way to relax, and spoil a pretty girl with gifts and money, the sort of thing he doesn't have time for in his personal life but craves. hungers for. pays for lingerie and toys, private shows and videos. eagerly devours any time she has to spare on him, but the more he gets to know her, the more obsessed he becomes. the more possessive. wanting. monopolizing all of her time so that she never has a minute to spare on others.
and then she sends him a birthday video. congrats on your fortieth, she whispers into the camera, wearing the ensemble he bought for her. a mould of his cock in her hands, a whim he decided to go for after she pouted at him for a few minutes about how she wanted to feel him inside of her. or a (not so) cheap imitation, anyway. it's good. so good. she's perfect. and all his for tonight.
but she makes a mistake. his kitten is so good at hiding her face, her features. keeping herself a mystery. but as she gives him the sexiest performance he's ever seen, she slips up. shows more of herself than she wants to.
wish i could say happy birthday in person, she winks at him through the cheap plastic of her mask. a fox. isn't she coy? but it's an invitation he won't turn down.
after all, it'd be rude not to give the cute little secretary that greets him every morning exactly what she asked for, wouldn't it?
#originally it was going to end with “his daughter's friend exactly what she asked for” lmao but im already doing a bff dad thing so#secretary it is if only so he can make her wear cute lingerie at work and then fuck her in his office#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#camgirl reader#toying w the idea of making her kinda inexperienced maybe a side hussle she started while she was in college#and having him exploit her to max
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Happy pride from the changeling kingdom
#I wanted to draw smth that would cause mental damage#i think i succeeded#pony posting#mlp fim#i had to ask what the hell to draw for mlp yaoi#and a friend suggested that so#I did it because it would hurt you#you specificaly#not the girl sitting next to you.#but you#pain and misery#mpreg discord felt fitting for this#mlp#my little pony#friendship is magic#FOOD IS FOOD#i just want to cause you pain#I am absolutely putting so little effort on this art LMAo#goodnight love yall#rarijack#chrysalis#cadance#shining armor#discord#trouble shoes#I dont even remember who trouble shoes is
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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~
Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍
#maccadam#transformers#fic fanart#momu fanart#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#considering the speed and the amount of fanart#….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao#also#I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha#mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj#IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ#The scene in medbay was so damn cute#oh my goddddd#the scene of the tac net crash#muah#loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions#the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided#Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff#but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other#Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him#Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends#i don't know how to explain#kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here#also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it#but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”
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made me think of this (a foreigner on the street in the evening of zhongyuan festival in singapore)
#china#douyin#lmao#miscellaneous#tw stereotypes#some of my cfriends are christian and what they would do on zhongyuan is so funny#like one of my friend will burn floss paper and people ask aren't you christian does the church allow it#and she says just in case#and another christian friend say she can't burn floss paper it's not allowed by her belief so she pays a daoist of local temple to do it#for her everything is cool lmao
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the fuck man, come on.
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how ya draw alastor is so cute!
Thank you Angie!! 💖 I always notice your reblogs you're so sweet 😭
Here's a quick little Angel Dust I made the other day when I was getting back on CSP!
#ask#answered#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#angel dust#hazbin angel dust#sketch#one of my friends is literally in love with Angel Dust and screams everytime I draw him which is rare lmao I did this for him#I'm sorry I dont answer much to comments etc but I see all the regulars and I'm so glad to see yall comment or reblog it warms my heart
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I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.
So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)
Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#ace attorney au#diego armando#prosecutor godot#miles edgeworth#comic#ace attorney fanart#good guy godot au#art#digital art#my art#fanart#procreate#loving the inconsistent styles for Miles in the panels HAHA#that post also made me think of an AU where after the Fawles case. miles goes to Diego asking for help because he can’t stop thinking about#what happened on the stand and he can’t go to his mentor bc he’s showing weakness and that’s not allowed#and essentially long story short. miles decided to drop prosecuting after one case and be a defense attorney and he asks Diego to protect#him from von karma and also to be his mentor#so it’s like Mia and Phoenix but it’s Diego and Miles and then after Diego gets poisoned. Mia has to mentor Miles and she’s a little#hesitant at first because of how cocky he was in that trial but she sees that he’s genuinely trying to be better#also Diego would ask miles: you’re trying to be what von Karma wants you to be…well..what do YOU want to be?#and miles would answer: I want to be my dad#JUST LIKE IN MY 1985 ANIMATIC#ANYWAYS I’M BRAINROTTING SO HARD RN EXCUSE ME LMAO#ALSO MY FRIEND SAID THAT IN THIS AU (the one in the post) DIEGO AND PHOENIX ARE ENEMIES TO BROTHERS#and that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day it’s such a funny statement AND IT’S TRUE!!!!
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minghao: dazed photo shoot behind
#minghao#the8#seventeen#svt#svtsource#svtcreations#forsvt#userngocchi#tuserose#sonafied#ftsummer#userirlvernon#emification#i always tell my sister about my gifs and she asked me why i haven't made a gif set of minghao lol#so i made this for her and one of my friends since he's their bias#i just love this photoshoot of minghao even if it's like 3 years old lmao#*mine
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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