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seagull-scribbles · 2 years ago

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*Aggressively throws this at your head*

#tmnt 2012 #TMNT #Raphael #casey jones #dudes is it gay to kiss your best friend in the cheek #is it gay to hold your favourite companion close and smile agianst their skin?#asking for a friend lmao #urgh idk why I’m so embarrassed about posting this #I don’t usually draw humans like ever so this was an experience #I’ve nearly finished season 3 of the 2012 show it’s really nostalgic #I’m a multi shipper at heart so I’m torn between ahaha Raphael gay and has aro ace king we the same #anyway yeah cringe is dead but I’m going to go on a little 4 week hiatus #which is in no way shape or form because I’m embarrassed #2012 rasey #rasey #if I grow some balls while I’m away I’ll keep practicing humans and share some headcanons but alas I’m getting the anxieties #oh my friend laughed at me for going outside the lines but that’s intentional I wanted to add to the grimey aesthetic they have #casey jones 2012

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drathe · 1 year ago

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I wonder what’s the spice limit for tumblr ???

#asking for a friend lmao #I have various levels of spicy gortash and urge #and idk no visible peepees #but still SUGGESTIVE #I’m just #yeah.

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fire-but-ashes-too · 1 year ago

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🎶✨️when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers/mutuals (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️

thank youuuuu <33

1-like real people do by hozier

2-cry by cigarettes after sex

3-once upon a dream by lana del rey

4-september by taylor swift

5-beach baby by bon iver

#have a question here #can you send it back?#asking for a friend lmao

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laurastacey · 2 months ago

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How to flirt through fantasy hockey league trash talk

#asking for a friend lmao

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firestia · 6 months ago

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Little pony princesses 💗

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talesofwhimsy · 1 year ago

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First breath since winter :)

#I walked outside and saw my breath for the first time in forever and it actually felt like I was breathing #idk if this makes sense or if I’m like totally insane or if I have the words to say it right #but hear feels wrong #like actually wrong #like my body feels wrong #like hearing my deadname or being misgendered feels wrong #maybe not to that level I guess #maybe when someone says she instead of they for me #like it doesn’t feel bad but it feels wrong #actually it feels bad #so maybe somewhere between ‘she instead of they’ and ‘deadnamed maliciously’#is weather dysmorphia a thing? has anyone else ever said those words before?#is this seasonal affective disorder #asking for a friend lmao #because I was always under the impression that had more to do with light than temperature #but I might be wrong!#anyway no one’s gonna answer this #which is kind of how I like it? I think? maybe?#maybe someone will see it and not reference it explicitly but wind it into conversation subtly #so as to not arouse suspicion #like when someone confronted me about doing my little tasks until people are happy or whatever I said #or maybe I’m paranoid again #at least I’m not convinced people are trying to kill me again it could be worse lol #anyway happy to be breathing again :)#almost wrote something to take the wind out of my sails but DELETED IT. gonna try to be happy about it with no caveats! gonna try gonna try

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yeyinde · 7 months ago

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John deciding to blow off steam by subscribing to a cute camgirl's onlyfans account and quickly becoming the top contributor. a harmless way to relax, and spoil a pretty girl with gifts and money, the sort of thing he doesn't have time for in his personal life but craves. hungers for. pays for lingerie and toys, private shows and videos. eagerly devours any time she has to spare on him, but the more he gets to know her, the more obsessed he becomes. the more possessive. wanting. monopolizing all of her time so that she never has a minute to spare on others.

and then she sends him a birthday video. congrats on your fortieth, she whispers into the camera, wearing the ensemble he bought for her. a mould of his cock in her hands, a whim he decided to go for after she pouted at him for a few minutes about how she wanted to feel him inside of her. or a (not so) cheap imitation, anyway. it's good. so good. she's perfect. and all his for tonight.

but she makes a mistake. his kitten is so good at hiding her face, her features. keeping herself a mystery. but as she gives him the sexiest performance he's ever seen, she slips up. shows more of herself than she wants to.

wish i could say happy birthday in person, she winks at him through the cheap plastic of her mask. a fox. isn't she coy? but it's an invitation he won't turn down.

after all, it'd be rude not to give the cute little secretary that greets him every morning exactly what she asked for, wouldn't it?

#originally it was going to end with “his daughter's friend exactly what she asked for” lmao but im already doing a bff dad thing so #secretary it is if only so he can make her wear cute lingerie at work and then fuck her in his office #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #camgirl reader #toying w the idea of making her kinda inexperienced maybe a side hussle she started while she was in college #and having him exploit her to max

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 13 days ago

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OP: In diplomatic and business situations, when we interpreters translate the chinese meaning to non-chinese-speaking guests, we are most terrified of hearing the chinese side say “There is an old Chinese saying ……”

Cnetizens comment: Yes endless funny shit

#china #funny #text #cnetizens #lmao #No kidding #I asked my friend how she translates 噫吁嚱yiyuxi #which sounds atually very divine in classic chinese #she thought for a moment and said alas oooooooooooooooi #btw classic chinese is highly condensed

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demonic0angel · 2 months ago

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DC X DP: the Flash family keep messing with time travel. Clockwork keeps making the Phantom family fix time related problems. These two facts mean that whenever a Phantom sees a Flash, they immediately start throwing hands.

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Part 3

Bart was crossing the living room quickly when Dani spotted him. In an instant, she transformed and flew across the room to tackle him with a shriek. They both landed on the floor and then they were wrestling like a pair of tantrum-throwing toddlers. Thankfully, neither of them was out to kill, but Cassie stared at them in exasperation.

"C'mon, you guys, again? It's only 8 AM."

Kon flew into the room, pausing at the sight of Dani and Bart fighting on the floor. He had Tim slung over his shoulder as he slowly drifted back to the ground.

"Uhh... are they fighting again?"

Cassie nodded, chewing on her breakfast.

Kon sighed, dumping Tim onto a chair. Tim was snoring and with him still sleeping, Cassie gently placed a piece of waffle into his open mouth with a smirk.

Kon shook his head as he put his hands on his hips. "Why are they always doing this?"

"Something about time travel, missions, and rivalry? And the speed force?" Cassie answered.

Tim sat up, chewed on the piece of waffle that Cassie had put into his mouth, and then mumbled, "It's because when the Flash family use their speed force powers, they mess with the timeline and the Phantoms have to go fix it. It's happened so often that now there's an attack-on-sight for any of the Flash family."

Kon blinked. The other two were still fighting and it seemed as though Dani was winning because she was choking Bart with her elbow.

Everyone ignored it.

"Wait, how do you know about it?" Kon asked.

Tim reached for Cassie's plate for a piece of egg. "Her brother keeps attacking Wally every time they see each other when they visit Dick."

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forgettable-au · 24 days ago

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FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#So sorry it took me almost 2 weeks to post these #I was busy irl but ALSO I had too much fun doing extra art and forgot to work on these for like 3 days lmao #NOW THIS TIME I DO HAVE SOME THING TO SAY #YAY RIVERPERSON! SO MANY PEOPLE GUESSED CORRECTLY!#It wasn't that hard #We know Papyrus knows the river person #are they friends? idk BUT I PERSONALLY THINK THEY ARE #I just LOVEEE looking at the dialogue and making connections #I referenced one of the lines from the river person here...sometimes they'll ask you if you know any game you can play with a dog...#They said they were “asking for a friend...”#And I couldn't help but think about Papyrus' problem with the annoying dog LMAO #+ Papyrus seems very excited to know if the river person is there when you call him nearby that area #Okay so... now ...some comic thing that I made up but also didn't...#“FLOWEY DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE RIVER PERSON IS?”#okay so...#I feel like #It's not very common for them to be there...#When talking with Undyne around that area it's kind of *unclear* if she knows about the river person being there....#She tells you about the river connecting different areas and that you should “jump in”#She then clarifies that's the only thing they got for public transport #AND LIKE? It's unclear if she's telling you to jump in the boat (OR IF SHE KNOWS THERE'S SOMEONE WITH A BOAT) or is she's literally telling #you to jump in the river?????#Anyways...so...that's that #HEHE Flowey and Papyrus finally arrived at the house! WOHOO #Sans is too lazy to bring his old stuff to the surface! (or does he still think he'll end up back in the underground eventually?)#undertale #undertale comic #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus #flowey

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dapper-lil-arts · 7 months ago

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Happy pride from the changeling kingdom

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keferon · 7 months ago

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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

#maccadam #transformers #fic fanart #momu fanart #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #considering the speed and the amount of fanart #….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao #also #I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha #mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj #IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ #The scene in medbay was so damn cute #oh my goddddd #the scene of the tac net crash #muah #loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions #the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided #Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff #but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other #Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him #Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends #i don't know how to explain #kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here #also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it #but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”

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ponydoodles · 11 months ago

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Spike Thorax moments????????????????? Spike thorax moments. Mod fiesta please I beg of you.

HI BFF here's that soup you ordered I got finniky with this post so there's four versions!! Bg, no bg, and separates for Thorax and Spike for anyone who needs icon material or anything!!

#Thorax #Spike #MLP #My Little Pony #MLP:FIM #Mane6 #Changelings #Reformed Changelings #Mod Fiesta #This was me strong arming my bestie into sending in an ask LMAO #They're best friends!!! I love them!!!

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bixels · 9 months ago

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