#as was fortold

[zabchan]

Moana:*is sad*

Maui: *is sad for her*

Maui's therapist: "and what do we do when we're sad?"

Maui: *sharkhead*

Maui's therapist: "no."

@youkaiyume look they put your comic in the movie!!!

[ohlookitsgeorge]

It's me, I'm bitches.

[yourshittylaptop]

I don’t know how but I somehow managed to save this video to my phone in my sleep last night. I think it’s a prophecy

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

[lab-trash]

The idea that after Michael is able to make his own vessel, he still sometimes joins Adam in his. It's like the ultimate cuddle.

And the best part is, sometimes Michael's empty ass vessel will just fall. It'll just faceplant on the floor because Michael and Adam wanted some together time.

[ticklish-foxs-den]

In a time long forgotten, etched upon the walls of an ancient, hidden temple…

The Scroll of Eternal Giggles

"When the age of laughter fades, and the tools of mirth grow dusty, a chosen few shall rise to restore the Art of Tickling. From the depths of forgotten drawers and neglected corners shall emerge the Sacred Scratchers, the Wooden Arms of Joy. These tools, both feared and revered, will once again grace the world, guided by the Prophets of Play."

"Beware, for they who wield the scratcher shall command untold reach and power. With but a flick of their wrist, they shall summon waves of helpless laughter and bind even the most stoic in their joy."

"And when the Prophecy is fulfilled, the world shall resound with the sound of giggles, and all will remember the ancient ways."

So let it be written. So let it be done. The Back Scratcher Renaissance begins now.

[byz-was-here]

Matoro, waking up on Mata nui:

"Why is that person over there talking in bird? Why does everyone look confused?"

Nuju, blinking as the ko matoran that used to run an illicit pet shop strolls up and starts translating: ''' '''' '' ''''''

Nokama, having realized her Rau no longer translates speech: "Oh, thank Mata nui, you understand him."

Matoro: "Wait... how do I understand him?"

Vakama, pulling some s-tier improv skills: "It is as the legends foretold."

[bookfanaticgeniusweirdo]

*sighs in reader*

Time to add another fandom to my list... 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[000marie198]

I know. I know there would've been outrage and intense efforts to help if even a tiny microscopic percentage of what is happening today in Falasteen and Lebanon and Sudan happened in the west.

I know there would be outrage, social media sites would all be trending with that news, chaos wouldve spread in protest.

I know. I've seen it, I've seen that part of the world react so deafeningly loud to the smallest things happening to them that people across the world suffer everyday from. This is a personal observation, not even an opinion. It's a fact. I've been seeing it, noticing it, for years. Everyone being intense and angry and outraged over stuff supporting their agendas and then not batting an eye when it's not something that effects them. Only it does.

It does so deeply and intensely but nobody realizes it, sitting across the world, safe and secure. These things... They have consequences, chain reactions.

After all, when one action goes unhindered, no matter how awful, it's a sign for everyone to not worry about the consequence.

In this time of blood and death and chaos and tonguetied silence, you forget that international law and peace was blown to dust and turned ineffective. No consequence of humanitarian crimes.

And apathy to it all. Seeing it as if from a dream, unbelievable and unreal but true reality.

Lay comfortable in your homes.

اللّٰه يكفينا

[loppytaffy]

I know we say this a lot, but what an utter shit episode.

Okay have absent Doctor, damsel alone against the dragon episodes that's FINE- we've had those. But there is no explanation here.

[rasberryt0rte]

Dungeon meshi gnome oc girl I swear I got lore for her but im posting this b4 continuing my focaccia rn

Was gonna make her like have some monster esqu features but this wasn't sit down and ponder time unfortunately I'll be back with more eventually 🫶

[aethershroud]

I'm going to be honest, if they were just going to recycle Big Run stages wholesale and just keep looping around, I'd rather they didn't bother. 135 Eggs for Gold on fucking WAHOO WORLD is frustrating. 45 Eggs MINIMUM per wave is a tall order for all but the sweatiest of players, and I've already seen people complain a TON about lower skilled players in higher ranks hoping to be carried to Gold.

I think I'll just play up until I max out the capsules, go to bed and look at every sweatlord or luckiest player toss themselves off for their precious golden fish statue that's too big to fit in their fucking locker anyway. Oh well. At least the scoring system actually makes sense this time around. Manage to improve from Participation to Silver at least.

[she-is-27-i-checked]

Had a premature egg-jaculation situation this morning... 💦

[s3znl-gr3znl]

mobile game ad but its so indecipherable it feels like having a prophecy beamed directly into your brain from god

[southparkdoodlesandstuff]

Craig and Twerk

[beaniebeby]