#as was fortold

[ohlookitsgeorge]

It's me, I'm bitches.

[yourshittylaptop]

I don’t know how but I somehow managed to save this video to my phone in my sleep last night. I think it’s a prophecy

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

[crl-thegreedybastid]

start

it begins

[lab-trash]

The idea that after Michael is able to make his own vessel, he still sometimes joins Adam in his. It's like the ultimate cuddle.

And the best part is, sometimes Michael's empty ass vessel will just fall. It'll just faceplant on the floor because Michael and Adam wanted some together time.

[byz-was-here]

Matoro, waking up on Mata nui:

"Why is that person over there talking in bird? Why does everyone look confused?"

Nuju, blinking as the ko matoran that used to run an illicit pet shop strolls up and starts translating: ''' '''' '' ''''''

Nokama, having realized her Rau no longer translates speech: "Oh, thank Mata nui, you understand him."

Matoro: "Wait... how do I understand him?"

Vakama, pulling some s-tier improv skills: "It is as the legends foretold."

[bookfanaticgeniusweirdo]

*sighs in reader*

Time to add another fandom to my list... 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[000marie198]

I know. I know there would've been outrage and intense efforts to help if even a tiny microscopic percentage of what is happening today in Falasteen and Lebanon and Sudan happened in the west.

I know there would be outrage, social media sites would all be trending with that news, chaos wouldve spread in protest.

I know. I've seen it, I've seen that part of the world react so deafeningly loud to the smallest things happening to them that people across the world suffer everyday from. This is a personal observation, not even an opinion. It's a fact. I've been seeing it, noticing it, for years. Everyone being intense and angry and outraged over stuff supporting their agendas and then not batting an eye when it's not something that effects them. Only it does.

It does so deeply and intensely but nobody realizes it, sitting across the world, safe and secure. These things... They have consequences, chain reactions.

After all, when one action goes unhindered, no matter how awful, it's a sign for everyone to not worry about the consequence.

In this time of blood and death and chaos and tonguetied silence, you forget that international law and peace was blown to dust and turned ineffective. No consequence of humanitarian crimes.

And apathy to it all. Seeing it as if from a dream, unbelievable and unreal but true reality.

Lay comfortable in your homes.

اللّٰه يكفينا

[loppytaffy]

I know we say this a lot, but what an utter shit episode.

Okay have absent Doctor, damsel alone against the dragon episodes that's FINE- we've had those. But there is no explanation here.

[rasberryt0rte]

Dungeon meshi gnome oc girl I swear I got lore for her but im posting this b4 continuing my focaccia rn

Was gonna make her like have some monster esqu features but this wasn't sit down and ponder time unfortunately I'll be back with more eventually 🫶

[she-is-27-i-checked]

Had a premature egg-jaculation situation this morning... 💦

[s3znl-gr3znl]

mobile game ad but its so indecipherable it feels like having a prophecy beamed directly into your brain from god

[southparkdoodlesandstuff]

Craig and Twerk

[beaniebeby]

[unshatters-your-teacup]

Pretty sure my family was sitting next to me during Dune 2 thinking it was just okay while I was losing my mind the whole time

[redspaceangst]

habits

its been a year since our first date

in just a few short months it will be a year since we broke up

and yet i still cling onto the habits those four months of you gave me

the way i wear rings

(i did it before, but the need to impress you made it a staple)

the way i tell stupid stories

(you changed the pace in how i tell them)

those stupid cigarettes you used to smoke

(do you ever go and buy a pack? does it make you think of me?)

the way you would chuckle behind closed lips

(i didnt do that as often until you left me)

the way you sit in your truck

(i do it in my car now. i didnt notice until i saw i could drive with just my right hand.)

the way your lopsided smile sits on your face

(i know you cant control it; it was one of my favorite features.)

the way you look stupid any time you think a camera is pointed at you

(it always made me laugh. i loved how you'd make me laugh.)

the way you just speed walk every where you go

(i still cant keep up with you, but my friends get mad sometimes)

the way you slam redbull after redbull

(did you know 6 in one night feels like cocaine? maybe dont do that. you have a heart condition.)

at the end of the day

so many of the little things

that my husband now finds endearing about me

are little things you accidentally taught me to do

and i didnt realize until a year later

how i accidentally learned them.