#as the prophecy fortold

[otterpuppss]

op live action means the chance of Adam Sandler playing kizaru isn't 0

[todays-gaze-is-a-hazy-daze]

You always have been, fish :)

this year I will become a powerful lesbian

[zabchan]

Moana:*is sad*

Maui: *is sad for her*

Maui's therapist: "and what do we do when we're sad?"

Maui: *sharkhead*

Maui's therapist: "no."

@youkaiyume look they put your comic in the movie!!!

[ticklish-foxs-den]

In a time long forgotten, etched upon the walls of an ancient, hidden temple…

The Scroll of Eternal Giggles

"When the age of laughter fades, and the tools of mirth grow dusty, a chosen few shall rise to restore the Art of Tickling. From the depths of forgotten drawers and neglected corners shall emerge the Sacred Scratchers, the Wooden Arms of Joy. These tools, both feared and revered, will once again grace the world, guided by the Prophets of Play."

"Beware, for they who wield the scratcher shall command untold reach and power. With but a flick of their wrist, they shall summon waves of helpless laughter and bind even the most stoic in their joy."

"And when the Prophecy is fulfilled, the world shall resound with the sound of giggles, and all will remember the ancient ways."

So let it be written. So let it be done. The Back Scratcher Renaissance begins now.

[rasberryt0rte]

DAY 3 OF INKTOBER ❗it's a heavy wip❗❗ prompt was bulky so I drew my 2 oc's I've had since I was little bc they have bulky clothes, also they're ghost girls so technically on theme!!!!

they're called silver n grey and their like the opposite of till death do us part bc death brought them together (younger me rlly wanted to stay on the supernatural theme 😭) also their names r a reflection of themselves because silver likes to see things in a more hopeful light while grey tends to have a more murky concept of things :>

Ik inktober is for physical art but I'm tired I don't wanna get out of bed so I drew them on Ibis paint ^^

okiiii leaving again cya tmrw Tumblr 👻👻👻👻👻

[s3znl-gr3znl]

mobile game ad but its so indecipherable it feels like having a prophecy beamed directly into your brain from god

[redspaceangst]

habits

its been a year since our first date

in just a few short months it will be a year since we broke up

and yet i still cling onto the habits those four months of you gave me

the way i wear rings

(i did it before, but the need to impress you made it a staple)

the way i tell stupid stories

(you changed the pace in how i tell them)

those stupid cigarettes you used to smoke

(do you ever go and buy a pack? does it make you think of me?)

the way you would chuckle behind closed lips

(i didnt do that as often until you left me)

the way you sit in your truck

(i do it in my car now. i didnt notice until i saw i could drive with just my right hand.)

the way your lopsided smile sits on your face

(i know you cant control it; it was one of my favorite features.)

the way you look stupid any time you think a camera is pointed at you

(it always made me laugh. i loved how you'd make me laugh.)

the way you just speed walk every where you go

(i still cant keep up with you, but my friends get mad sometimes)

the way you slam redbull after redbull

(did you know 6 in one night feels like cocaine? maybe dont do that. you have a heart condition.)

at the end of the day

so many of the little things

that my husband now finds endearing about me

are little things you accidentally taught me to do

and i didnt realize until a year later

how i accidentally learned them.

[ardenrosegarden]

James Goldman, The Lion in Winter / Tri Yann, Arthur Plantagenest

[morayforte]

[approximately20eggs]

important announcement: eggy approximately20eggs has approximately 20 eggs in his fridge

[no-banana-for-kit]

@foooxobsessedperson

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Is this how you roll?

[hayakawalove]

While I do think every blorbo is good at fucking I do think some are better at handling nympho partners

[verstarppen]

pairing; lando norris x fem! star wars actress! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; when i catch that mclaren social media person who wiped all their 2023 posts i will squeeze them like they're my last bit of toothpaste

[ series masterlist ]

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yn.jpg what are friends for if not lego store robbing?

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generalkenobi3 We're so back

angelricciardo finally some good kotor cast content

daniel3.jpg Look at me leaving your place with my suspiciously LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Millennium Falcon 75192 shaped backpack

yn.jpg 🤨

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y/n.jpg where's the part where you admit to the whole world you broke my cherry hairclip

lando.jpg where's your evidence it didn't spontaniously combust? catch me if you can, mr holmes

gonestappen HELLO?

tyrescreamer OPEN THE FLOODGATES OF HEAVEEEEN LET IT RAINNNNN

tatooinerat man now i have to take the "child of divorce" from my bio

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yn.jpg loser secured

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osc.jpg Hello

yn.jpg do my eyes decieve me lando.jpg i can't believe it daniel3.jpg THE LINEAGE EXPANDS YET AGAIN yn.jpg the prophecy fortold our arrival

ahsokawife the sigh of relief i just let out

patiencesainz team danny don't let the door hit you on the way out

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mclaren Pasta makes you fasta

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landonorris until your teammate crashes into you

oscarpiastri Or you crash into your teammate landonorris you crashed into me oscarpiastri No, I did not yndeathtrooper guys mclaren Isn't the divorce arc over? What is this. landonorris HE CRASHED INTO ME oscarpiastri Nuh huh landonorris YUH HUH oscarpiastri Nuh huh. landonorris YUH HUH

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yndeathtrooper monzed so hard i singapored

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davidcorenswet Thank you guys for the wonderful weekend :)

landonorris who are you again yndeathtrooper don't listen to him he likes you landonorris i barely tolerate him

georgerussell63 Hey

danielricciardo FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT yndeathtrooper im yet to exact retribution georgerussell63 Oh silly me, whatever shall I do landonorris you're so brave for saying this george

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[someone-save-saiki-k]

NOT EVEN MY FOR YOU PAGE IS SAFE AAAA

Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness

[redspaceangst]

if that truck could talk

a poem about the cowboy who's stupid cigarettes i still smoke and his old 1999 he sold in october, based off a song that just came out w the same title

if that truck could talk

it'd tell stories about our laughter

how my feet would fall in your lap

and all the beer cans in the back

if that truck could talk

it'd cry about how we fought

till even it was begging you to just love me

like i loved you

but we were just 21

untamed and full of pain

yet i would've done anything

for the blonde haired boy

who smoked himself near death

that sat pretty in the drivers side

if that truck could talk

it would've begged you not to sell it

cause that truck was the only thing

that let me know you got to work safe those days

even after it hated you for breaking my heart too