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when do we get more oscar 😩😩

soon, besties! between HORRIBLE, AND I MEAN TERRIFICALLY DREADFULLY HARROWING UNIVERSITY WORK (i'm decomposing as we speak) i accidentally sort of popped off in ao3 and i've put all my energy into writing that because people keep commenting that they want more 😭 i'll be back for you my dears rest assured i am going insane tho

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Danny and Franco in the Logan fic KILLED ME 💀💀

The whole fic was impeccable as usual, girl I'm so envious of your humour

Also visual representation of me both crying bc the Danny thing is STL FRESH DONT JOKE ABOUT JT and laughing at your stupid jokes

it's ok im a danny enjoyer we're coping

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SHES BACK!!!

Omg, I swear, I read your fics at least twice a week because I love them so much!!

IM SO HAPPY YOURE BACK!!!!

i don't think you guys realize how much these messages make my day

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would u ever consider writing for franco?

obviouslyyyy but right now i have so many requests to get through it's not even funny. once i clear out that drafts folder it's so over for franco nation i promise you

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quali maxplaining | qatar 2023

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Hello beautiful human!!! So - I’m in love with the smau’s you make, and I had a thought for one… what about a Logan Sargeant x youngest royal reader (ya know, like a younger sister of Prince Harry and Prince William), and she is completely distanced from her brothers and is in love with/engaged to Logan? I just love the idea 🥰

Hope you have a wonderful day!!!

summary; not to flex, but how many f1 drivers can say they're dating a princess?

pairing; logan sargeant x fem! princess! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; for legal reasons im afraid of the british royal family and i don't want to get diana-ed so i've made her the princess of a land that may or may not be named after sims medieval please don't kill me; this is my send off to logan, thank you for your service king we love you <3

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monarchofslayington Greetings! My butler proposed that it would be delightful to host a Q&A session, given the multitude of inquiries, both digital and handwritten, expressing a keen interest in the culture of Yacothia. Please leave your questions in the comment section.

— Princess Y/N of Yacothia

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benjamin_long_2000 what's it like living in a castle?

monarchofslayington In truth, it is rather tedious and profoundly tranquil—occasionally reaching an ambiance reminiscent of a horror film.

abhijeetdeppiesse DOES THE QUEEN REPLY

monarchofslayington No, it is the princess who does.

jantellerman81 Do you have lots of free time or are you busy all day?

monarchofslayington I lend my support to charitable endeavors, visit events as an esteemed representative of my family, and intermittently travel to bolster diplomatic relations with foreign nations. Nevertheless, I reserve Sundays for respite.

eagle_hunter_2 Are you looking for a prince?

monarchofslayington Perchance eagle_hunter_2 You can't just say perchance

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logansargeant Big fan of Yachothia's unemployed driver support group

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danielricciardo Aren't we all

yacothiaracing hey king

francolapinto i'm also seatless for next year so if you'd be so kind to help me slide into their dms

logansargeant I've got you, brother danielricciardo Mate francolapinto @ yacothiaracing are you my iron deficiency because i'm falling for you yacothiaracing sold dannielricciardo You can't be serious francolapinto ;)

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fernandoalo_oficial Perfect night 🎉😀👏🏻

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maxverstappen1 Night club so good I might buy another cat

monarchofslayington It would be an honour

realmvettel THE PRINCESS IN THE LIKES STOPPPP

julyestie i don't think people realize how crazy this is, imagine the prince of monaco likes charles' post armstrongslayer look at her following the whole grid is there lmaooo

logansargeant Thank you for letting me join

fernandoalo_oficial You're still a part of this logansargeant Who's cutting onions

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lilymhe If Alfred had instagram he would've liked this post

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monarchofslayington I am perpetually able to engage with social media via Her Highness, esteemed madam. - Alfred

alex_albon Can you share your Soup au pistou recipe monarchofslayington I shall not, good sir. alex_albon damn it

smilesargeant oh my god he's smashing a princess i never had a chance did i

forzapluto you and me both sister

ls2bathrug I am ever delighted to extend to you the gracious invitation of a visit 😊

ls2bathrug wait ls2bathrug fuck logansargeant Wrong account, doll ls2bathrug yes thank you captain obvious i hadn't noticed ls2bathrug STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU DEMONS

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monarchofslayington i can finally say this THAT'S MY BOYFRIENDDDDD HE'S MINEEEE

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verstappler "how were we supposed to know" HER NAME IS MONARCH OF SLAYINGTON

papayasalad I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT

monarchofslayington i'll always be your rug, lando enjoyer

logansargeant 😘

monarchofslayington are you flirting with me or smthin

francolapinto the seat deal is still on right

monarchofslayington hmmmmm francolapinto was your mom an artist because she made a masterpiece logansargeant 😐

pic credits; instagram and pinterest

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(there are so many references in this it's insane)

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Charles Leclerc | Karting tribute in honor of Jules Bianchi, 2024.

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Hi!! I was just wondering, for the pinned intoduction post, what app did you use to make the banner and dividers? loveloveloveLOVE your fics by the way💗🤭 they ALWAYS eat😋

Me checking your blog every 5 secs in case you've uploaded:

Me when you left us all for a bit😔:

Me when I saw u were back🤭😱:

(Yes I was too shy to send in an ask back then😔😔😔 it's the starstruckness in me😩)

i use photoshop for everything besties, i'm engaged to that monster and i fear i will never move on to another program

also big enjoyer of your bunny themed memes, cat queen approves

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3fapFAIweW/?igsh=M3h2ODV1N3plb3V4

WE NEED SMTH BASED OFF OF THIS EDIT!!

would there even be a choice , we all ask turning to user verstarppen

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bro what are u gonna do about the wip logan fic now that hes jobless and unemployed

im inventing plot lines that are making sure i am a forever certified a silly billy

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Aaaaahhhhh hiiii I’m new here

Just found you to see that you’re on hiatus 😩the pure anguish I feel right now

Why have the stars not aligned for me to find you earlier 🥲

anyway onto my main message I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ABSOLUTE COMEDIC GENIUS

I don’t even like max like but I completely ate up the 3 musketeers 😍😍 (perhaps this is a sign to buy a chocolate bar) why is George always going full Christian mother when wronged 😭😭

And oscassgate??!!!! Actual crack I feel like I’m in an episode of the office looking at the imaginary camera

HOW ARE YOU SO FUNNY THE SASS THE DRAMA THE INFLECTION PURE POETRY

Foaming at the mouth shoving my fist into my mouth crossing my legs sitting up higher all just to get a better look at your beautiful work 😘😘

(Now that I re read this I actually make no sense but as an intj we are basically twins I trust you will understand me💕)

(I will def be binging all your work over the next 12 hours😜)

hey bestie you're not gonna believe thissssss

(thank you for the message it warmed my heart <3)

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hi! i wish you good luck in everything that you do and you never have to apologise for doing what’s best for you 🫶🏼

could we just get a little closure on “in a galaxy far far away” on how did it play out 😋

THE EXACT SAME WORDING IS SENDING MEEEEE

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boop

boop to you too my love

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it’s been a whole YEAR since the musketeers??

whoa time passed fast.

btw you’re hilarious and i love your works (and cat memes) a lot <3

there's an alt universe out there where it remained a one shot can you believe that

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Now that you’re back I can express MY ENORMOUS LOVE OF YOUR THEME

ITS SO CUTE 😘😘😘

been holding this in for months

thank you it hurts to make it

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what the hell happens in f1, I thought it was about racing cars

thats more of a side plot...

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DROUGHT IS OVER so happy you're back. You write so well and also top tier humor queen. SO HAPPY FOR YOUU hope you're doing better 😻

thank you pookie, i just survived my first week of uni 2024 but at what cost (my sanity)