#god its me again

[boynextdoors]

[flightlesscipher]

Fuck frat boys, or vsco girls, or pinterest folks, or gym bros, or country hunters. Everyone has their type and can like who they wanna like, but ya kno what I want? I just want someone I can scream helena by mcr with. That's the dream♥️

[thesoftotter]

I cant remember the last time i was on the receiving end of this

[forestdeitty]

neck tattoos

[leclerking]

I want a bf sooo bad in 2025 like I've been so BRUTALLY SINGLE this year 😭😭

[itspneu]

wait there will be another jump event in april ??? marriagetoxin 's birth month ???? guys guys guys now this time we will get the anime right right RIGHT??

[86espresso]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday

[bubble4u]

this is kenpachi fr

https://twitter.com/_matingpress_/status/1632211004699410432?s=46&t=VCe-FPBWRJyUT2hTLNhziw

I meeeeeeeaaan

Where's the lie 🤣🤣🤣 man's just screams "Alright let keep going"

Edit: I'm adding more

Cause anon my mind is a racing (also cause timeskip kenpachi does something like his hair down just 💦💦💦)

Cause this man will FUCK YOU he'll see if you're ok give you some water if you want it gives you a break, but once that's done he's going to grabbing your hips to the point if brusing, fucking you until your legs are just shaking, he leg muscles will flex and hurt a bit but he doesn't care especially everytime he's fuckin you mid air you just scream even louder so why would he stop. you could've cummed so many times and same for him but will that stop him? No stamina is his middle name it could be 10pm at night wanna know when you'll stop? Either you've passed out asleep or until it's 8am sunrise

And no he's not pulling out I'm sorry until somethings been said you're being stuffed

Ok I'm done

[ohlookitsgeorge]

It's me, I'm bitches.

[boynextdoors]

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[oifaaa]

Fun new game I'm playing while watching the new Percy Jackson show called "Was this actually different in the books or is my memory just shit"

[boynextdoors]

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

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