#as long as you’re having fun!

[whenmuldermetscully]

It never fails to amuse me that Scully— a woman clinically unable to conceive a child and fails IVF — finally has like what ONE summer of sex after years of not having it… and boom she gets pregnant naturally like that.

The syndicate are all in awe over this medical anomaly that is Scully when it’s Mulder who’s got some Michael Phelps bionic swimmers. Homeboy even got her pregnant a SECOND time in her 50s…

Like I need Secret Season of Sex as canon bc it looks so stupid making it a key point that she can’t have kids for how many seasons, just for it to fly out the window with a cute lil romp in Mulder’s bed.

[babsvibes]

Bob’s Burgers Prompt Ask Game

Send me a prompt and I’ll write a 5 sentence fic, post a doodle, make a moodboard, or create something related to that word

1. Burgers 2. Wharfy 3. Kuchi Kopi 4. Erotic Friend Fiction 5. Family 6. Cheese Royale 7. The Wharf 8. Pickles 9. Bog Harbor 10. Itty Bitty Ditty Committee 11. One-Eyed Snakes 12. Coasters 13. Wharf Arts Center 14. Restaurant 15. Under the Pier 16. Wine 17. Ocean Avenue 18. The Winthorpe Manor 19. Carnies 20. Community Garden 21. Boyz4Now 22. Lobsterfest 23. Wagstaff 24. Bog to Beach parade 25. Music 26. Lasers and Gentleman 27. Sour Sack Babies 28. The Beach 29. Food 30. King's Head Island 31. Free Space (create your own Bob’s Burgers prompt)

[bizlybebo]

finally reaching bliss

[starry-bi-sky]

Danyal Al Ghul's missed potential - this kid is not gonna behave like his canon self if he's with the league of assassins until his late formative years, and my reasoning why

(feel free to take this all with a grain of salt this is just my thoughts on it, this is all mostly amusing to me and isn't trying to be negative towards anyone else)

similar to how i was talking about how danny growing up in crime alley would affect him, demon twin aus with danyal al ghul make me laugh a lot (affectionate) because... whose teaching danny to unlearn all the ecofascism he picked up from the league of assassins? whose teaching him to be kind? to be gentle? Not the LoA thats for certain.

(you could plausibly say Jazz but she's only 2 years older than Danny and do you really expect a fellow child to properly explain why X is wrong to another child and have it be 100% effective? i don't doubt it'd help to an extent, but not in the same way an adult explaining it would)

plus a ton of other things, like whose teaching him to value human life? not the LoA. Whose teaching him how to adjust to living with American society after he ends up with the Fentons when he's 8-9-10? Who teaches him that killing is wrong, whose enforcing that?

(not the Fentons if you're going the neglectful parent route, and Jazz can try but i really don't think Danny is going to listen to her, a stranger who isn't even part of his grandfather's league)

How do you teach a child to value human life when the greatest development window for that opportunity has closed and he's already formed his own opinions?

You're not gonna get a Danny whose exactly like his canon attitude if he's staying with the league during his formative years (0-8 years old). you're not. You could get someone LIKE it, potentially, or someone who has traces of it or is similar -- like danny's wit and jokes and sarcasm, and on some level his kindness. but you're not gonna have a carbon copy. Development doesn't work that way. "nature" can only do so much in the face of nurture.

If anything, it doesn't even have to be a major change -- in the league he cans till be kind, but it's probably going to manifest in a different way than what is considered normal. Tough love, for one. But there's gonna be something that affects him negatively. Why make him 'always good/kind' when you can make him a brat who develops into a kinder (if spikier than in canon) person?

TLDR: Danyal Al Ghul would not be like how he is in canon if he's with the league until his late formative years -- not without any lasting pr permanent impacts from the league at least. Missed potential to make him an absolute nightmare like damian was -- especially in his early years when he first arrived to the Fenton house.

(this doesn't apply to danyal al ghul aus where he's either given to the fentons as a baby/is reincarnated/etc. this is mostly aimed for danyal al ghul aus where he fakes his death at like, 7-10 and somehow ends up, personality-wise like his completely canon self by 14 without any differences.)

(and even then if he's five or four, or even three, he would still be traumatized and influenced by the league. he'll just have more time to adjust. the sooner he leaves the league the more likely he is to be like his canon self, but not like an exact copy)

(more under the cut)

Anyways what I'm saying is that there is prime missed Danyal al Ghul potential to make him an absolute NIGHTMARE to the Fentons however way he ends up with them, just like Damian was with the Waynes! Cuz why does Damian get all the fun? Danny got the same training and endoctrine as him! He is also an ex-assassin! Why is Danny the only one who is 'well adjusted and non-violent' hm? Hmm?

Why can't he also be mean, and stabby, and a total stuck-up in some way or another? Have fun with his characterization, its prime opportunity to play play-doh and clay with him! If he starts out as X how does he get the personality traits of Y, and thus become XY?

Like take this with a grain of salt if you will, but make him arrogant. Make him an asshole! Make him a bad person at first! Because he will be! He's the blood son of the batman and you mean to tell me that damian is the only one arrogant about it at first? Make him stabby and mean even at 14 when he's begun to chill out! Have fun with it! If he's with the Fentons at any point past the age of four or five then he's gonna be a nightmare to handle because he still remembers the league and his time there.

(and while it gives him more time to chill the hell out, his time at the league is still gonna leave an impact on him.)

also what im saying as well is have him and sam potentially get along like a house on FIRE. Again, Danny grew up under the views of an ecofascist cult and nobody to challenge those views to him until he got to amity park at whatever age in late formative years he was at. He could be about as intense or even MORE intense about environmental awareness/rights than Sam is!

(also him being supremely unimpressed with Sam's wealth. he gave up a palace in the mountains for this town. because that's funny to me - like let his past have more influence on him! it'll be fun!)

you could have a danny who doesn't kill but doesn't fully understand the value of human life because jazz is like two years older than him and isn't that good at explaining why people's lives are important. he won't kill but he's not morally opposed to it. there's very little chance he actually gets bullied at school because he nearly killed Dash the first time he tried anything.

Danny could have scars, physical ones, because its implied in multiple canon that training starts at toddling (my best bet is 3 at minimum and ~maybe~ 2 but only on the later side of 2. Good fucking luck getting any infant under 2 to do anything you ask, ESPECIALLY assassin training. They're gonna stick the weapon in their mouth sooner than they're gonna do katas. This is coming from a daycare teacher.)

there's more examples of how danny being at the league during his formative years would affect him, but those are just some of them. he could have a sword! An appreciation for weaponry and nature. Maybe he still speaks all shakespearan and formal, does he still make bodily threats to people? If Damian is still threatening people at 14 why can't danny?

[ittybittyremy]

Robbie Daymond’s Fireside Chat is tomorrow, I better see some good questions!!

[friendsinsolitude]

really really dire need to hear mizuki and rui’s rank 56 cut in line. just off the transcript it’s something like

Mizuki: Singing really is nice…

Rui: If you’re fine with me, I’ll be with you as long as you like.

why is rui proposing. why is rui proposing. can anybody hear me. it’s so earnest compared to mizuki’s nothingburger “singing sure is fun”. what the hell

[sixlane]

the bridge

jegulus microfic | just a few words | i only read this over like. twice. so um. hope you like it.

“Noooo, no no no Reg this is not happening,” James said, clinging to the railing of the pedestrian bridge.

“This will be fun,” Regulus had said, “amazing views,” he’d advertised. And now here James was, a million or whatever feet in the air over rushing rapids, his head spinning and his palms sweaty.

“James you can’t wimp out now. We’re already halfway across.” Regulus gestured toward the other end of the bridge where the rest of their tour group was waiting for them.

“Regulus, baby, I love you so much but there is no way I will make it over there. Just leave me here to die.” Maybe he was being dramatic, but it truly felt like the bridge would collapse with even the slightest movement.

“I’m not leaving you to die on our honeymoon. I think that would probably ruin the mood,” Regulus said with an eye roll. “Okay how about this. Just close your eyes. I’ll hold your hand and guide you the rest of the way.”

James started to shake his head. “I don’t know—“

“I’ve got you, James. It’ll be okay. Just me and you.”

And in that moment, looking into the eyes of the man he loved so deeply, so complexly, and so completely, James knew it was true. He would always have Regulus to guide him. His own personal north star.

“Okay,” James said, “Just me and you.”

As he took Regulus’ hand, even though they were 50 stories up, James had never felt more grounded.

[obiscribbles]

Week 50 - March 10th, 2024 'Hold On Loosely' - 38 Special Spotify / YouTube

If you recognize this one then you aren’t crazy, because this is pulled from a photo shoot of Ewan McGregor where he was absolutely young and without a care. Perfect padawan Obi-Wan material.

Enjoy!

[dice-n-antlers]

Broke: aggressively min-maxing for combat purposes

Woke: making leveling decisions based on role play/story beats

Bespoke: respeccing everyone into three levels of wildheart barbarian so they can have cool piercings

[i-like-forcefem]

oh hey I made your banner :3

Thanks a lot for that cutie!!! Sorry for taking it without credit! Lemme know if you‘s like it somewhere!!!

I loved the post you made it for btw!!! (And felt applicable to the blog)

[tillywunderwing]

psst. hey. do you ever worry that you’re writing characters ‘ooc’ in fanfiction? well guess what. you’re not. that’s just your au now.

“they would not say that” yes they would, my au version of this character would totally say that

“ummmm this character’s powers don’t work like that” but they do. in my au

“these characters would never canonically be dating” buddy oh boy i cannot wait to tell you what fanfiction writers have been doing since the advent of their craft!! anything goes in my au!!!

the medium is inherently transformative do whatever you want forever ok ly byye

[madnessofthespirits]

*soccers menacingly*

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

I made a small little brainstorm post about an idol jasmine au and I’m just going to let out my thoughts here about it !! It’s a lot so be prepared

I have some small one shot ideas (I’ll share them at the end) but I have 2 main ones:

1. Idol group au. Jasmine, Hazel, and Winn are all in an idol group :3 Jasmine was the one who started it after getting inspired by her favorite girl group. She went to Hazel and Winn with the idea of starting a group and they were like, “of course we’ll join you! You don’t even have to ask :D” and then they started!!!! Jasmine is the composer, Hazel is the costume designer, and Winn is the lyricist. If they do 2D music videos and such, Hazel is the illustrator and Winn is the maker of the 2D mvs. Jasmine and Hazel work together to help get their group to participate in events and their communities as well. Their goal is to inspire people to never give up, no matter how bad you think you are something. Just keep trying and you’ll eventually exceed your expectations!! Another goal of theirs is to bring people together with the power of music and their voices. (I have a lot of more lore planned for this au, I’ll make a headcanon post about it later. I’m just getting my ideas down). The song below (2:04) is probably their debut song!! (MORE! JUMP! MORE! - MORE MORE JUMP)

2. Solo act Jasmine. After training her voice for a while, she decides to post her own songs and music videos she’s made! Winn and Hazel are fully there supporting her :3 they help from the sidelines. They help write songs with Jasmine, help with music videos, and help with costume design! (I have a lot of more lore planned for this au, I’ll make a headcanon post about it later. I’m just getting my ideas down). The song above is still probably the debut song (I’m gonna reuse it for this whole thing 😭😭) her goal is the same in the idol group au!

now for the small one shot ideas which I probably won’t reuse but still want to get them out anyways:

Jasmine, after a lot of encouragement from Hazel and Winn, decides to try out for a company. She gets in as a solo act ! Hazel and Winn go to every single one of her concerts, no matter what, and cheer her on :3 they probably buy all of her merch too

probably follows the same thing as above but a little different. Jasmine tries out, makes it, but gets into an idol group with a bunch of random people

tries out for a company, doesn’t make it, but does the solo act thing from above

in a company, starts her own group with either a bunch of random people or Hazel and Winn

Not really a new idea, but I think it would be funny if Hazel, Winn, and Jasmine, all tried out for a group without each of them knowing. They all get in and when they go to the first meeting they’re like, “NO WAY YOU TRIED OUT TOOO?!?!?!??!”

(I have no idea of where Cosmo and Wanda would be, but I feel like if you either kept them or didn’t the whole story wouldn’t really change that much)

anyways that’s all I can think of right now !! If I have more thoughts I’ll either edit, reblog, say something in the replies, or say it in my headcanon post about this au. But if you have any ideas, feel free to send them in my inbox :D

Thank you so much for coming to another yap session <3 I hope you have a great day/night wherever you are in the world

[tsuchinokoroyale]

I want so badly to have the slut era I’ve never gotten to experience, but my boyfriend has such a viscerally negative reaction to the idea of being open 😔 I don’t know what to do 😭

Long-ish answer beneath the cut:

Eh I’d much prefer to be in my chill boyfriend(s) era but those just aren’t the cards I’m being dealt so I’m doing my best to enjoy my getting tossed around by handsome strangers era 🤭 my bit of unwarranted advice knowing nothing of your situation is to peek under the hood and really take a Mike’s hard look at what you value.

If you value the relationship more, you’ll probably just have to bite your lip and put some elbow grease into putting your imagination to work having some healthy fantasies. Write out some narsty smut or something and get those desires out in creative ways haha.

If you value the freedom to explore more, that’s a lot tougher. Cuz it is a legitimate feeling and I actually know a couple who divorced this year bc they’ve only ever dated each other since high school and that curiosity of what it would be like to date other people turned into a desire and that evolved into resentment at the other person for “holding them back” which was messy as hell. I’m not at all saying dump his ass but like ethical non-monogamy exists for a reason, like there are rules and agreements and arrangements you can put in place to respect those kinds of boundaries but if it is still a hard no, it’s back to weighing your values. I’ve known exactly 0 cases where going on a break to live out a slut era and then rejoining worked out in a healthy way so I would also advise against that.

Knowing so little about anything with your situation I would never call a verdict, but in my experience the fantasy of a slut era is alluring but also best relegated to fantasy. I have had my slut era(s) but they weren’t ever as hot or as interesting as finding ways to be slutty with the person I’m with, but I’m definitely one of the more monogamy coded-poly people out there so your mileage will vary 🙂‍↕️

[puckpocketed]

carbery i’m bewitched by the way this is phrased .their d are all long. big boy bants…

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Tired of seeing fic on ao3 claiming to be based off dune the book series when it’s very obvious that the writer has only seen dune the movie(s).

Yes, it matters. Yes, these are very different works. You’re probably doing this for visibility; I don’t care. Archive Of Our Own is a fucking archive, stop labeling your works with a tag you know is factually incorrect. It makes it impossible for me to filter for fics I want to read.