imactuallyagiraffe
the clouds
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im a giraffe and I’m so tall that my head is in the clouds
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imactuallyagiraffe · 2 hours ago
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You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!
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imactuallyagiraffe · 6 hours ago
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nothing more frustrating than being limited by something you can't control btw
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imactuallyagiraffe · 7 hours ago
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Nubian giraffe Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis
With red-billed oxpecker Buphagus erythrorhynchus
Observed by billyschofield, CC BY-NC
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imactuallyagiraffe · 16 hours ago
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doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it
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imactuallyagiraffe · 21 hours ago
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refreshing my own blog to see if i posted anything new
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imactuallyagiraffe · 1 day ago
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imactuallyagiraffe · 1 day ago
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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
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imactuallyagiraffe · 1 day ago
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Saw a cool giraffe at my local thrift shop!! Made me think of you (:
jfhehroifho this is so cool thank you xxxxxxx
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imactuallyagiraffe · 2 days ago
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physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 
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imactuallyagiraffe · 2 days ago
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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imactuallyagiraffe · 2 days ago
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I made this, please feel free to use
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imactuallyagiraffe · 2 days ago
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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
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imactuallyagiraffe · 3 days ago
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aubrey plaza: i’m bi
internet: she has suchhh queer energy
aubrey plaza: it’s because i’m bi
interviewer: are you aware of your largely gay fanbase?
aubrey plaza: yeah i’m bi
gay fanbase: she just can’t stop making movies where she kisses girls!!
aubrey plaza: i’m
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imactuallyagiraffe · 3 days ago
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Thank you so much for making me discover hotel mira it changed my life
OMG YAY I LOVE HOTEL MIRA!!!! what’s your favourite right now??
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imactuallyagiraffe · 3 days ago
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imactuallyagiraffe · 3 days ago
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every writer knows the pain of having an idea that’s “too good” to write because you know you can’t do it justice
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imactuallyagiraffe · 3 days ago
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hey google. step by step how to get up.
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