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im right where you left me

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curiosity killed the me

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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i would really recommend this to anyone who usually considers themself bi (or straight) but something is off with their attraction to the opposite gender. I often wonder if im actually a lesbian and after reading this im like yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. this is the call out i needed and explains a lot of why i thought i was attracted to men. i also think this would be really interesting or helpful to read as an aroace person and this is all helping me understand different types of attraction. its also just really interesting. if youre questioning i think you should read this.

reading the comphet masterdoc and im getting CALLED OUT.

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OMG YES THIS MAKES ME SO SO SO HAPPY!!! TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS PLEASE. which songs are ur fav but also which ones do u just heavily agree that jinx would listen to. also i wanna know if you disagree with any cause there were a few that i felt like were a stretch :)

made a playlist inspired by this scene and the song she's playing. its big rock angry evil fem bisexual bipolar bilingual bad bitch vibes so go listen.

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talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking

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reading the comphet masterdoc and im getting CALLED OUT.

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fun shark fact

youre pretty even if you don't believe it

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I'm literally begging you, please be weird and queer, online and offline if you can, I want you to live life being as fascinating as possible

you'll only be alive for so long, please spend some time being odd

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I'm logged in

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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

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this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people

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@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

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me at 2am, deciding that tomorrow is the day i start drinking eight cups of water, eating well, going to the gym, getting eight hours of sleep every night, completing tasks the moment they arise, attending social events, all whilst becoming the most genuine and kind uplifting soul who is quick with a joke and strikingly charming and makes people wonder if a perfect person exists: