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I took these photos on my phone the other day

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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My favorite pants ripped so now I get to add a patch that gives the aesthetic of when a cartoon character looses their pants and are just left in the heart shaped boxers

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There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

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I think I've been too nice online. I think a lot of politicians should die and I want the record to show that

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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Fellas it’s that time of day again