#as a german i say yes

[julestopher]

"we're so bitter we could die"

that's it, they described germany

"we're so happy we could die"

relatable

[ladyylavenderrr]

The words for sloppy and slutty are the same in German (Schlampig). So you can imagine how fast my head snapped to look at my computer screen when I was absentmindedly watching Improbable Cause in German for the first time and i genuinely believed for half a second Garak had just called the Tal Shiar sluts and not sloppy

[siryyeet]

Oh you have complicated feelings towards Germany? Let me make 91836373 assumptions about it with my piss poor understanding of history, not listen to germans at all and then come to a horrendously bad and false conclusion on why that is! Also I think you germans should stop feeling guilty and be proud of your country again!

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[sn0wbat]

well what family doesn't keep a secret vampire family member hidden deep in in the basement /s

EDIT: Rest of the comic is now under the cut!

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BONUS:

[masonjarsmoments]

Look what arrived yesterday: the Ski Jumping romance @skijumpingf1 found a few weeks ago

[bromcommie]

second installment in the "thoughts on all the in-universe movies and shows that would get made based on Steve Rogers' life" series (which absolutely nobody asked for, but I'm sharing it anyway): at least one of the Howling Commandos era movie trailers is without a doubt 100000% set to some version of Karel Gott's Rot und Schwarz/Paint It Black cover

[unhonestlymirror]

Guys, who's gonna tell her?

Molotov-Ribbentrop pact who?👀

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Kleines Fuchsjunge

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

𝔉𝔄ℭ𝔗: 𝔍𝔬𝔢𝔩 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔫 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔢 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔶𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫-𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔶-𝔰𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫, 𝔶𝔲𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔊𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔰.

[chucklepea-hotpot]

my favourite letterbox reviews on Das Fliegende Klassenzimmer (2003)

[tabooi]

watching kevin köhler's stex vlogs again just to feel something

[giftedpoison]

when you read a book series and you don’t know anyone at all who has also read said series, so you must go to the fandom which coincidentally is actually a really big fanbase despite the fact that it is a self published trilogy from 2013.

But also a concerning amount of them speak russian for some reason and now you’re like, do I have to learn russian? Is this my life now?

[akikos-tribble-army]

Random thing I learnt while doing research for a paper:

The beginning of German (radio) broadcasting history started in the so called Vox-Haus (Vox-house) with the broadcast of the first radio show for entertainment.

And there is a TV channel in Germany which is called VOX and its colour scheme is red-black.

Vox, I have questions.

[mitamicah]

I made myself an excel trying to grasp transport time and price for different routes and I think I've come to the conclusion that if I want to go for 3 concerts the best will be to either go for Berlin-Cologne-Hamburg or Hamburg-Frankfurt-Munich