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It never fails to amuse me when I get “hello influencer” emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.

Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.

The fuck makes you think I’ll shill your discount wish shit?

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So I already made a full post about the Wild Life spreadsheet but it was more of a user manual than anything and I just needed to be sure everyone gets to see just how bonkers insane this session was because I-

Insanity. Chaos. I need an entire SMP based on this premise

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be normal about people with rare disabilities.

be normal about people with ANY disability actually.

stop using people with a specific disability as your punching bag just because you’ve had one or two bad experiences with them.

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You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

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the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

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Be proud of yourself for making it to Friday. You've had a long week, but you still managed it. When the weekend comes, allow yourself to spend time with those you love, and to rest as much as you can. Do things to soothe your body and mind, like having a relaxing bath, watching something that makes you feel good, reading your favorite book, eating your favorite foods. Even if you don't feel like it was your most productive week, you do not need to earn good things. Take care of yourself and treat yourself to fun things even if you don't feel like you have earned it, because the truth is that you deserve it, no matter what.

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Personally I thought it was a fair question

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”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

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Barbara Bach in L'Isola degli Uomini Pesce (1979).

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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@electronicmail

Firefox is a gateway drug to realizing you can do whatever you want with computers. It starts with getting adblock and then you start thinking about what else is possible

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CATCH ME (firefox-official) ON @electronicmail

PLEASE STOP MAKING ME SAY IT

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just saw "PR0SHIP/C0MSHIP/WHATEVER DNI"

"etc" or "bigots" has already been wild to put because, how general do you want to be? but. like. "whatever" isn't even trying anymore. why bother.

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just saw "PR0SHIP/C0MSHIP/WHATEVER DNI"

"etc" or "bigots" has already been wild to put because, how general do you want to be? but. like. "whatever" isn't even trying anymore. why bother.

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.