#are you fucking kidding me???

[bl-recs-and-reviews]

He said FOUND!!!! HE FUCKING SAID F O U N D ! ! ! ! !

What do you mean "met" Gaga?!?!?! In what world would you translate "mitsuketa" with meeting?? Even the dictionnary agrees with me!!!

[jadelion]

Okay okay okay wait stop listen

I was watching Quinton Reviews' newest video and it brought something to my attention:

Ted Spankoffski alternate ending

[bearjam]

Arthur to Oscar: ...

Arthur to Noel: THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD AND HIS NAME IS JOHN HE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO AND WHAT I SEE BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY BLIND

[skullglaze]

I'm sorry... GOB BLUTH

AND STEVEN TOAST

HAVE THE SAME BISEXUAL ARC????????

// @sorenkingsley, @ me i had to whip that up real quick in a frenzy

[thencomethecherryblossoms]

MarkNamtan series when

[stridddd]

(I’m late to this but) here to report I’m being totally normal about these lyrics

[ootori-sibs]

I'm going to commit several crimes. My fucking Ootori curse timeline doesn't match up to real world events and I need to rework it. I can't just reshape the political landscape of the world to kill off one character.

[phoenixexho]

Ame’s first spell is protecting Suvi from her bad dreams 😭😭😭

[back2bluesidex]

I....

I mean....

Sir, please bend me in half and have your ways with me. I'm just a hole for you.

[kurokoros]

Not only has my sister not cleaned the cat litterboxes in months (we each have a cat), but the one time she does it’s purely because she needs a stool sample for a vet visit tomorrow so she only cleaned 1/2 litter boxes and also locked my cat in the basement without food or water, where he’d probably be for a solid twelve hours had I not checked on the litterboxes again before going to bed 🙃🙃🙃

[onpyre]

i’m sorry, but can we not copy paste text on mobile now 🥴

[necrolaudna]

Publisher’s office: hey, we need this ARC in the ARC kit, not the late kit Author: can we have a more final file? Designer: unfortunately art is late so there’s nothing else we can do if we want to hit that ARC kit date Editor: i would love a more final ARC but it isn’t my decision Author: i hate this Editor: i’m so sorry, i also hate this Designer, working until midnight and later making the files ready for the deadline: i hate this me: i’m so sorry, i also hate this

-two weeks later-

Production: ARCs will come in 2 weeks after the ARC kit goes out Publisher’s office: uhhhh why the delay? i thought we hit all our dates? Production: unfortunately approvals didn’t come in until 11 days after our drop-dead date Publisher’s office, who was responsible for approving costs and the purchase order so the ARCs could get made: 

Editor, Designer, Author, me: 

Publisher’s office: 

[alphashley14]

WELL NOW WHAT?!?!

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

[itsbansheebitch]

Briana Boston faces terrorism charges and CEOs are getting free therapy

Briana Boston is a 42 year old mother of three from Florida who is under house arrest for expressing her frustration at her insurance (which she PAYS for) who denied her claim. She owns ZERO guns and doesn't have a criminal record.

She was originally held in prison for $100,000 bail. They have not dropped the charges and she is under house arrest even after widespread backlash.

They are trying to charge her with terrorism. They want her to spend 15 years in prison.

They are calling her a Luigi Mangione copycat. As if she killed someone. She made a indirect, not at all credible threat.

Meanwhile...

I want every woman who has ever faced threats online, stalking, etc to bring this Briana Boston up at every opportunity. Every time you were told by police that there was nothing they could do, know that they not only CAN do something, but they WILL do something, just not for you.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.