oh GOD
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
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Someone in my fb chicken group has a little bearded bantam that likes to sit on shoulders so they did a pirate photoshoot and I am losing it
Just look at it!! THE LITTLE HAT!!!
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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.
and I think about it every day.
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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"
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fig becoming a paladin for kristen. fig not being religious, but looking into the face of her friend and thinking i could know god for you.
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‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?
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au revoir is a forbidden word
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Whoever wrote this question for one of the NZ news outlets’ quizzes yesterday. I see you. I am turning my laser beams upon you.
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get in line thou big slut or whatever
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this is so cute, laios is such a good brother
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impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?
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