#are you SHITTING ME ROXY
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hello mutual jennie natjennie im thinking rn like can you imagine if all the ghosts that had been there when cap was alive didn’t really pay him much attention bc they were all more occupied doing their own thing or thought some other soldier was more interesting or whatever. and then he died and they all realized oh shit this guy has a lot going on and they should have paid attention to what he was doing when he thought no one else was around bc there’s no way he’s telling them anything now. i don’t know where i’m going with this but like. you know
OUUUUGGHGGHHHH that's sooooooooo sad because like. I always forget that a lot of them were around for whoever else's death until it's really explicitly pointed out like fanny telling her story and thomas going "I did know all that, I was there" and the thomas thorne affair with everyone's different recollections of how it happened and the quick scene in perfect day when pat remembers his death but this time the ghosts are there and all wince like. it's hard to reconcile the ghosts as Ghosts in the past, that they've been here in roughly the same state through everyone else that has passed yknow within their timeline. kitty is kind of iffy because everyone seems to know that she's touchy about her sister and it's not wise to talk about her past, but no one outright takes over narrating for her or giving their own perspectives so it's hard to say if they definitely bore witness to her life but.
if the captain just. didn't get that at all. no one knew or noticed or payed attention. that makes everything so much more tragic because then NO one knows him. all those little things that make someone human, the things that only family and loved ones get to see, your quirks and your habits when you're alone and truly yourself. things that you would share with people you trust. NO ONE has shared that with him. because if the ghosts are around then there's always this little seed of hope, right like. when I said a nice word to my plant, someone noticed and cared and it made someone a little happier. or when I tripped and busted my ass it was embarrassing but it hurt and maybe someone felt bad for me in another plane. but if they straight up ignored him. he has nothing to show for his life. I mean we have no knowledge of a family or friends. other than havers but I can't get into that right now. so like.. no one in his life ever got close to him to feed that little spark of humanity. and then no one on this constant other plane of people noticed him either!
the idea that the ghosts don't say anything about cap's life not because they're respectful of his privacy but. because they don't know. and in all those years no one has tried to learn anything about him. they stay silent about the bomb and the letter and his time on the front and his military experience because they didn't care to pay attention to it.
it all just feeds so much into the fact that we are defined by our connections to each other and the idea that humans are social creatures and that like "these are my ribs- as defined by your reaching" or whatever that poem says. I mean. we become who we are because of our reflection in others. names are sounds other people use to get our attention. and he doesnt fucking have one.
#parotcardsroxy#are you SHITTING ME ROXY#COME ON#im coming to your house and eating every piece of silverware you own#bbc ghosts
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some previously unposted shtuff... i'm a very busy man as you can see.
#My friends said the first image was some “dakidavekat shit”. I don't know. Are they right? You guys tell me.#homestuck#bro strider#dave strider#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#karkat vantas#davekat#artists on tumblr#homestuck fanart#fanart
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ROXY: wanna dance ;,;3
JUNE: i don’t know how.
ROXY: neither do i ;;;;;3
#submission#source: asdfmovie 15#roxygen#hold up there are 15 fucking asdf movies ?#SEVEN FUCKING DAYS AGO?#UPLOADED SEVEN DAYS AGO?#SEVEN FUCKING DAYS AGO ASDFMOVIE ?#ONE (1) WEEK AGO? youre joking. youre joking. Youre Fucking Jokig hold on im going to blow up#i was quoting the first few ones when i was like eleven. im just turned 23 youre shitting me#it dropped the day before my birthday june 25 2024 are you jeff the kidding me are you serious#hold on im experiencing childlike whimsy. im a fucking 6th grader again hold on#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#roxy lalonde#june egbert#john egbert
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transfem loop + siffrin... you agree
i does agree.... i does in fact ... write a 7k word essay on the subject..... if you would like to perhaps click that link and read it if you were not already aware...... kisses u on the forehead......... sorry its that long but i had to cover all of my bases you know how it is with textual analysis when you're trying to draw a distinction between "headcanon" and "reading of the text" because those are different things.... to meeeeeeee.......
#a headcanon is when i say shit like loop has feetie pyjamas.#a reading of the text is when i go jesus christ dude im not sure someone that repressed has a particularly great grasp on their ideal Self#lucabytetalks#isat spoilers#back on the homestuck tangent sometimes i think about how ppl picked up on the trans coding of roxy but were so set in their ways that#they thought it mustve been in the past and not a potential future... and then got real mad about a character being like.#complexly transmasc with a nuianced relationship to gender and not Easily Brushed Off Before The Narrative Begins Binary Trans Woman#one of the few times i think ive seen it be That way around? but i think it comes down to that whole. visible transgenderism happening#during the plot vs Invisible transgenderism that shh its okay you dont have to actually think about you can just say for brownie points#BUT MAYHAPS THAT IS MEAN. mayhaps that is mean. but i know what i saw back in the day.#sighs homestuck tangent over anyway uhhh yeah hold on isat fans ill throw you a new bone instead of getting off topic uhhh#isabeau seems like such a pragmatic planner to me i think theyve got contingency plans for whatever family they want to have in future#logical nerd with his transition timeline planned out and it includes a flowchart with an 'IF partner has X then i need Y to have a kid'#shrodingers op isabeau . guy with a gender spreadsheet and punnet squares. i think it being that methodical is funny#it also speaks to his occasional hesitance but thats too dark of a read i think im not going to stake anything serious on that#i have thoughts on isa but they're more obviously aligned with what he literally says with his words in-game. not really much worth#elaborating on besides poking at how his insecurities and appeasement to others might inform his literal decisions#i have maybe a few bullet points in my head for him. not 7k words
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Every day I try not to be a hater to people in fandom who completely fall for a characters facade or false perception of themselves. Like girl the narrative device tricked you.
#homestuck#jake english#people for dome reason just. dont engage with their characters beyond surface level#the apha kids in general#june Egbert#john Egbert#people eho think june is well adjusted and normal LMFAO girl be so real#rose lalonde#jade too tbh#for the alpha trolls thats find most of them are obvious as shit with their personality and stuff#but the kids and the beta trolls? youre KIDDING ME#well not all of the beta trollsbut yk#it boggles my mind when people reduce a character to ttheir modt shallow interpretation#i.e himbo jake. cool smart put together rose. roxy being a perfect angel who can do no wrong. june bring well adjusted snd silly#etc etc#like you say you likr these characters but do you really?#anyone who calls jake a himbo im putting in yhe literal dirt. in the ground#SOCIALLY STUNTED AND PRETENDING TO BE INCAPABLE ≠ STUPID#auuughhh#looking at fandom posts like augh they misinterpreted my boy
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i made this for myself but anyway! homestuck lobotomy corporation crossover!!! featuring Dirk as Ayin and Jake as Carmen :)
secrete design under here for my fellow pm heads for whos angela
is angela based off of jake you ask? nope! lil hal is angela! ;)
instead of AR its DEM or D-em, whats it stand for?
deus ex machina :]
you look me in the eyes and say dirk "control freak" strider wouldn't make an AI based off himself, he doesnt trust anyone else enough to do the task of maintaining the script!
#homestuck#lobotomy corporation#dirk strider#jake english#lil hal#anyways hal is going through the torment nexus btw#this all started bc i got back into homestuck while playing limbus and i was struck with the thought that dirk as ayin!#o7 jake unfortunately your hope has damned everyone around you! see you in the next game king cant wait to see your glow up <3#also yeah hal as angela is like big sad but also u get like a happy ending in the next game good luck king see u in 10k years o7#ult dirk is adam btw debating on the other guys but i need to think some shit out#(i put rose as binah in my head btw she gets to be op#as a treat )#thank you for coming to my ted talk all like 5 people that have the same interests as me ! lmao#I FORGOT BUT ROXY IS BENJAMIN ! OLD WOMEN WINS!!
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genuinely this is nobody on this site, this is a twitter thing. but some of yall take random users shipping things you dont like waaaaay too seriously
#our t#yes this is about dirkroxy and the ppl who dont like it#which is understandible i mean we dont like the majority of dirkroxy stuff bc of our own reasons of which there are many#but its still a ship we like exploring *because* its fucked up and messy as shit esp in post-canon/hsbc#like holy smokes meat!roxys transition would complicate shit that is already complicated and largely left there untangled#bc 1) dirk just REFUSES to aknowledge that roxy's harassment fucked him up that bad (or at all tbh) and#2) roxy probably thinks theyve 'moved past it' bc he already talked (to jake) abt how guilty they feel abt it and roxy is#just that kinda person. theyre avoidant as shit and dirk is as well#i would NOT be surprised if there were leftover feelings of 'whats wrong w/ me now then' in roxy. he is that kind of guy#and again i COMPLETELY understand why a lotta fans wouldnt want to touch that. but its JUST FICTION. ITS FAN EXPLORATION#BRO ITS JUST ART-AUDIENCE INTERACTION!!! PLEASE CALM DOWN!!!#a dirkroxy shipper isnt attacking the concept of gay men & theyre certainly not harming any. are you okay??? like are u actually okay#step away from fandom for a while maybe holy shit. it is NOT that big a deal#what happened btwn dirk and roxy in hs1 is insanely important to portray but shippers arent erasing anything wtf are you talking about#the source material is still there guys. some of the hsbc team shipping it isnt the big horrible oppressive thing yall think it is#shipping isnt activism. what the actual fuck is going on here#the privilege of being this pressed over what other ppl ship.....
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"Bisexual Vriska isn't supported by the text because all her relationships with men weren't satisfying."
John Egbert and Nicholas Cage, motherfucker. Do they mean nothing to you?
#“but June-”#Epilogues suck shit eat my ass#the fucking cowards keep just vaguely gesturing at June instead of canonizing her#I remember what you did to Roxy you have no faith from me bitch#homestuck#vriska serket#john egbert#also pretending that none of Vriska's interactions with Tavros were motivated by her own completely fucked and traumatized understanding of#compassion and empathy is just stupid#at that point did you even read the comic#vriska projecting her trauma onto tavros is her main character trait lol
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sometimes i rly do feel like an oracle. few practical skills or remarkable physical capabilities, but im great at advising people on their problems
#i spejd all day smoking weed and consulting my magical deck of cards#so that my loved ones can come to me with their many relationship issues and i can be like#'that shits wack as hell girl. you gotta say something or shits never gonna get better'#and theyre always like 'thanks roxy ur so emotionally intelligent and ur sense of practicality and perspective is so good'#and then i suck my own dick so hard i turn into an oroboros of girlcock and transcend the physical realm
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yknow i love transmasc/tboy dirk always and forever but the way some ppl treat transmascness vs transfemmeness in HS's narrative........kinda sucks. like the whole thing about how being transfeminine is a literal transient experience and lets the character in question (any character) truly escape the oppression of HS's narrative-as-a-character which is patriarchal and toxic (lord english, hussie-the-character to an extent. i guess. idk ive seen a lotta ppl lump SI-hussie in w/ this), which is great and does hold weight as an analytical lens esp with how hussie irl is nonbinary. but where does this leave transmasc characters. why are we treating (headcanoned) transfemme HS characters like this and then tbh gleefully dooming (headcanoned) transmasc characters to eternal narrative suffering brought by LE and then mocking them for being ''gross tboys'' full of ''icky testorerone'' so its their fault theyre in this perpetual torment really? because they ''''chose to be a man''''? dunno man its starting to feel bad. especially since some bnf's who are really into this fan theory do actually kinda treat the general idea of transmasculinity like somthing to hold with tongs at arms length away from them. as if its alien or infectous or something and then get really mad when equally dysphoric transmascs do the same with feminity. why are we dooming dirk strider to eternal toxic-masculine suffering and what does that say about how we treat real life transmasc folks both in and outside of the fandom
#my t#basically you arent more or less special or deserving of celebration or joy depending on what pronouns you use#and idk yall gender is such a personal thing and your trans experience def does colour the way you look at the world. it def does mine/ours#and i wish ppl on this site would be more honest about that cause holy hell do some of yall treat eachother like dogshit#PURELY on the basis of identity. you are no better than a TERF if you do this. you ARE a TERF if you do this#but like...........can we all at least TRY not to demonize '''the other side''' here#in quotations because theres no '''other side''' in the trans community we're all just trans in different ways#theres just like. yknow#theres a reason why so many tboys and transmasc folks identify with the striders and dirk especially#and theres a reason why *so many* transmascs felt so much joy abt tboy roxy#so many of our lives pre-transition looked and felt like roxy lalondes. so many of us legit forcefully feminized ourselves#bc the alternative was so fucking scary. as you can probably imagine regardless of what flavour of trans you are#theres also a reason why there are so many transmasc fictives named dirk and dave and idk what to tell these ppl abt that#i remember rlly clearly this affectionate joke like a literal decade ago on this site that was like#daves intro dropped and 1mil tboys named dave materialized into existence#dirks intro dropped and 1mil MORE tboys named dirk materialized into existence#i try rlly rlly hard not to get sour at wlw/nblw focused memes that are like#''i made pepsicola better!!! theyre she/theys now :)'' for example#but its getting increasingly harder to ignore when the same ppl who make these memes treat#fans who prefer m/m *bc they themselves are gay* like shit#or like enjoying m/m because theyre mlm is mysogynistic. which it isnt ffs#that shit gives i am uncomfortable when is not about me and i aint here for that#if i were like these ppl maybe id turn all their fave girls into tboys just to spite them#but it wont be just to spite them bc 1) i aint abt that actually. im too fuckin grown for it and 2)#i genuinely just enjoy exploring m/m and masculinity more because i am a trans mlm. its very simple math
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I drew Roxy but scene?
#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#hom3stuck#homestuck#roxy lalonde#i honestly have no clue what im doing#i hate it so much#pleasd be nice it took me 3 hours#my cat tried to eat my apple pencil while i was drawinf#please km beggjng you#be nice#i hate homestuck#but in a nice way#maybe kismesis#shit what if me and homestuck were kismesises#okay what the fuck#anyway yeah#scene roxy#scenecore#scene kid#scene outfit#art#digital art#this took a lot of courage to post
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currently bouncing off walls yelling
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also mother do u know since zayne loves sweets, you two can be candy kayne or sugar kayne AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
S-SUGAR KAYNE 🥹
This just keeps getting better and better
Cathy, I have a secret for you
Did you know
My middle name
Is Dawn?
So he really is
A DawnBREAKER
#ME WHEN#ME WHEN CATHY#ME WHEN DAWNBREAKER#MY LITTLE FAMILY LOOK AT US#ALSO MY WIFE ROXIE WE'RE JUST A SUPER NORMAL REGULAR FAMILY#🥹🥹🥹#forever tagging all my self indulgent shit at Sugar Kayne THANK YOU CATHY ♡♡♡♡#Cathy my Pearl#the ocean's most precious treasure
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tiny wip siffrin as payment for the homestuck spam continuting. now.
#sent my stupid emails i can backscroll eternally once more#lucabytetalks#half the isat fanbase also being homestucks has really made me crawl back out of my hole. is it safe again#can i come out of my nuclear fallout bunker. dont make any sudden moves ill bite you if you startle me#''hey man hows it going remember dirkjohn haha'' CHOMP. aw shit sorry . anyway yeah i do what was fucking up with that for real#whyd the fanbase do that for a second. that was so weird. was it ... homophobia? i feel insane. where am i#remember when everybody didnt pick up on the class metaphor of jane and roxy's friendship and got mad at trans women inste--#[is dragged away by the authorities before i can mention gamzeegate in any detail]
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Aranea: Cy8erpunk 2077 is a highly unrealistic game. For one, corpor8ions with trillions of caegars can't afford to install safety measures on any 8uildings they own. Surely a corpor8ion with quadrillions of 8ooncaegars would immedi8ely go 8ankrupt if they so much as considered 8uying a hard hat.
Roxy: lol wut its a fatnasty game
Roxy: fantasy*
Aranea: That m8kes fire esc8pes even more immersion-8r8king.
#submission#aranea serket#roxy lalonde#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#mod terezi#two things here#first is that you forget that the wealthy 1% do not give a shit about cutting corners and human lives#second is that i have been playing persona 3 and it drives me disproportionately insane that all the emergency exits are locked#like game developer sir that is a fire hazard!#this will kill these digital people!
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Just had the idea of doing a Roxy askblog that's based on it being a secret blog she's not allowed to have and every so often if someone asks her something she just says stuff like "To the Fazspy reading this, I'm not the real Roxy." to try and throw the staff off her trail lmao
Will probably never make a blog like that, but it could be kinda funny. Maybe I bring the idea of an 'ask Roxy anything' game back where I draw the answers for it instead so it's not a whole ass blog dedicated to Roxy being a sneaky lil shit on the internet
#there's several reasons I probably won't do it but it's a fun spin on stuff#roxy exploring the closed off parts of the plex in first person lmao#taking pictures like 'look see? its right there!' and she's pointing at literally nothing because the camera doesn't see what her eyes see#could be funny!#but doing things is... I would say it's improving but not really#it's improving in a maybe it is maybe it isn't sort of way so who knows if I'll ever get to do it anyway#ANYWAY yeah I'll probs not do this. literally no one would interact with it#the people are bored of my plex history stuff anyway so like... yeah it's cool I know when something won't work#an askblog only works if it gets asks and uh yeah the amount of askblogs I've seen die off within a week here because of that is crazy#no thank you to that I think!#I'm not putting the effort into something like that just to have it die so fast#hi if you read this far go find an askblog and pester the shit out of them it's fun#I haven't seen any around for a while but I also can't view half of tumblr on my phone#so it's really fucking hard to see them even if I follow them :(#but yeah if there's any sb askblogs out there or anyone that wants to have a go at it tag me in a post.#I WILL show up to be silly in your inbox though I may not always remember the plot if there is one#again. I can't see half of tumblr on mobile and that includes blogs but I'll do my best man#askblogs are fun! they're goofy and chaotic!#highly recommend!! I haven't ran one in years but they were very fun!!#ANYWAY Roxy just making posts like 'Jerry. Sandy. I know what you two keep doing in the Gator Golf caravan. :)'#just name dropping random plex guests to be like 'I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE' for shits and giggles#'who are they?' 'oh just two morons that dont know I know Everything Ever. Don't worry about it.'#ya know?? fun! goofy shit! could be funny!#random pictures from inside the plex like 'lmao they think I cant see them' and its just a fucking wall like yeah I wonder why#maybe it's the fucking wall in the way who knows? it's a mystery sdfdsf#pop rox talks
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jump off a cliff
hi Roxy Trans Woman Anon. unfortunately i live in ohio and as such its flat as fuck here so if you really truly want me to do that then you gotta buy me a plane ticket to somewhere with mountains. if you dont have the cash then get to finding it girlboss !! that coin wont bag itself !!! xoxo
#mad cause im right and im also tearing you to shreds in my friends notes arent you#you dont have a real argument.#1.) youre repeating the same thing over and over rather than actually adding on to whatever take you think you have#2.) when you do say anything else its an insult rather than anything of fucking value#3.) you resort to suicide baiting when you know youve lost an argument. nothing more can be said and youre mad that no one cares#and tbh this isnt exactly a great look for you! telling a trans person to jump off a cliff in the name of. what. trans people? trans women?#your colors are showing and theyre fucking ugly lmao#roxy is whatever gender you want them to be and the most healthy way to interact with that is to live and let fucking live#either stay mad or pay for my plane ticket. ill do a backflip if you give me an extra five thousand dollars#this is rebloggable btw i dont give a shit. clown on this idiot#delete later#ask to tag#if youre not a fucking coward then block me and move on. like yknow. a normal person would
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