gandalfsbignaturals

[gandalfsbignaturals]

Stop struggling and take Mommy’s fucking dollar bill, dirty little vending machine.

#vending machine #vending machine nsft #autovendophilia

[gandalfsbignaturals]

googled ntr and all I got was pictures of my wife and all her wonderful friends. I hope they have a fun girl's night out while I'm gone

guess that’s all you need to know!

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[gandalfsbignaturals]

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

[gandalfsbignaturals]

the cool thing about being a tranny is that i'm immune to both the "alpha male high testosterone diet" and the "divine feminine hormone balancing diet" pseudoscience

[gandalfsbignaturals]

i feel like by not getting into balatro this is my chance to finally catch up on life. i can get better at art and cosplay while the rest of the world is distracted

[gandalfsbignaturals]

butch... butch boydyke... butch who's kinda a silly little fella... butch with funky gender... butch who calls himself a man/boy.... butch... gnc butch... butch as in lesboy... butch boy but butch boy in a dykey fuck ass gender way... but butch who's also kinda a guy... lesboy... u get what i am saying… butch

[gandalfsbignaturals]

hehehe

[gandalfsbignaturals]

Wat does love feel like i may never know so i may as well just sit here sitmulating my se;f like a chimp all day

[gandalfsbignaturals]

what if a girl was fucked up

[gandalfsbignaturals]

but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

[gandalfsbignaturals]

i need to get my anxiety treated fr. fuuuuuck

[gandalfsbignaturals]

i feel like the cutesy cottagecore aesthetique undersells how incredibly crazy and freaky and ugly frogs can really be. they're out here climbing on top of each other and swallowing live animals and secreting psychoactive venom through their warty skin while looking like expired leftovers. why does animal activism/appreciation only stop at the cute things? WHERE is the love for the real unfiltered unsanitized animal just being a nasty little animal.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

[gandalfsbignaturals]

im back in my silly era. where i belong