#are we clear tumblr

[laurrelise]

every time i get a serious five x lila post on my tumblr feed, an angel dies a horrible, disgusting and downright tragic death that results in a terribly expensive funeral and an unaffordable need for therapy for each of the angel’s loved ones

[babacontainsmultitudes]

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[potato-lord-but-not]

what if…. Noel centric angst? ever think about that?

[lexiesdoodles]

🩷💜

[bardicblast]

the party met Strahd for the first time

[porcupine-girl]

“We don’t need the boop button back, people need to use the interaction options we already have!”

Ok well then maybe y’all shouldn’t have spent the past couple of years complaining about Likes, about how they do nothing, about how insulting it is to get a like instead of a reblog!

Yes, reblogs ARE the lifeblood of the site and they ARE the only way to ensure posts reach new audiences since most users never look at the For You tab or “based on your likes” or whatever.

HOWEVER. You were never going to get anyone to reblog every single post that they like or enjoy or smile at. Maybe they just reblogged something similar. Maybe they’ve seen it on their dash five times today and don’t feel like cluttering up their followers’ dashes with it. Maybe they like it but don’t think most of their followers would be interested. Maybe they just don’t feel the need to display every post that ever made them smile on their own blog.

But now people feel awkward or guilty about liking a post without reblogging it. Now sure, some of the time that will lead to them reblogging something they originally weren’t going to, but most of the time it just means they’re not going to interact with the post at all, because they think liking it will just piss off the OP.

So don’t complain about people using the like button as a more passive way to interact and show appreciation, then turn around and say we don’t need a boop button to do that because we already have a like button.

[sibmakesart]

Snippets of the college au

Izzys the one everyone thinks is a bad influance because hes a little angry emo but hes actually the only one that has the slightest disire to graduate

Hes also the worst teatcher ever and will let his boyfriends lead him astray from his homework

[markscherz]

Oh you like frogs? Name every frog then

Current tally: 90 (1.18% of all described frogs)

[bonebrokebuddy]

The Fume Hood Incident

A continuation of this post where @stealingyourbones and I regale tales of Mr. T, our high school science teacher that was the inspiration behind my addition to the popular Danny Phantom Science Teacher AU post that sparked the whole thing off.

I was able to catch the incident on camera & after rewatching it, decided that not enough of peoples faces were shown to be able to discern their identify & have decided to post it here.

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First, context.

It was the last day of my freshman year of high school.

Mr. T was donated a god awful teapot made by a student in ceramics with the only stipulation being that he “blow it up.”

And according to my notesapp notes, he reportedly said, “One of my great pleasures in life is finding common regular normal things in life and making them go boom.” Right before we left our class to do the experiment in the lab classroom next door that had a fume hood. And from what I remember of the man, that absolutely fits.

I do not remember what chemicals Mr. T used to make the reaction but I do remember that we were extensively warned that it gave off noxious fumes and shouldn’t look directly at the light as it could damage our eyes.

Trudging into the other classroom, Mr. T set up the experiment in the fume hood.

At first, everything was going well. The teapot exploded and the room was bathed in red light.

Then we looked up.

You see, when you install a fume hood, generally you connect it to a chimney so the fumes can go out. The fucker that installed it did it improperly so the noxious fumes went DIRECTLY INTO THE CLASSROOM.

Immediately Mr. T evacuated the room and rushed us into the hallway.

The fire alarm went off.

The class, giddy from the feeling that we just blew something up and made the fire alarm go off in the last day of school, we we’re ecstatic.

We cheered.

—

Naturally, the faculty were kinda pissed because the alarms once again were set off by Mr. T & they had to call off the firetrucks that were auto-called and we’re charged for it.

Mr. T had to report the incident to the same cop as the magnesium incident and he was so proud to tell the officer it finally wasn’t his fault the fire alarm went off.

The school sued the installation company for incorrectly installing the fume hood and got it properly working the next year.

That day will be a core memory of mine that I will treasure til I kick the bucket.

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And finally, the video.

[mimimar]

going through it (started reading jwqs)

[faerieomenart]

Putting my wife (Kurt Wagner) into some random clothes I saw online. My friend said he looked like a prep and my cousin said he looked like he was wearing a Gryffindor uniform, so I'm dying a little bit over it actually.

Please let me know if the values are as dark as they seem as on my laptop. I thought they were okay on my Ipad but idk now.

Sept 1, 2024 :)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

YOU GOOD OMENS FANS THINK YOU'RE SO SUBTLE HUH

alright i make one goddamn post about what i have inferred from good omens posts without having watched it and now im being recruited into the cult.

well guess what hornies homies and homos, this ain't your boy's first rodeo. i've been here before.

i'll be casually looking through your reblogs and then I'll see some really cute fanart and then I'll watch an edit to a song that brings me to tears and then read a brief one shot and then ship them to the point of pain and then i'll be forced to watch the show and then watch MORE EDITS AND THEN READ MORE FANFICTION AND THEN I'LL BE LOST FOREVER OKAY YALL DONT FOOL ME WITH YOUR "COME JOIN US OP" "IT'S REALLY FUN OP" UH HUH UH HUH

[sararubin]

tumblr: NO SEXUAL IMAGERY ALLOWED!!!!

also tumblr: let's add live streams

[tinycowboyart]

Painting of Nova <33

Anyways ramblings about the painting in the tags as always

[a-polite-melody]

On tumblr lately:

A sexually harassing copypasta goes around to trans women/fems and suddenly all trans men/mascs are the transmisogynists responsible for this.

When a similar harassing copypasta went around to trans men/mascs, people refused to care because we’re “transandrophobia truthers” anyway and deserve it. Or, at very least, if the issue mattered even slightly at all, all trans women/fems weren’t to blame.

A handful of posts from trans men/mascs about how trans men and women shouldn’t be fighting and “should be fucking/making out” get made. All trans men/mascs are being held responsible for this, and any discussion of transandrophpbia should be dismissed even harder as a result.

But when there were trans men/mascs and trans women/fems against transandrophobia saying THE SAME THINGS in posts as a way to dismiss transandrophobia? No, that’s a good thing. Dismissing trans men/mascs as sex objects is fine, but if they make the same posts to dismiss our dismissal they’re wrong for treating trans women/fems like sex objects.

I’m not seeing the supposed “extra grace” that gets afforded to trans men/mascs going on here.

[yrsonpurpose]

@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek day 2 | song ♫ taylor swift - out of the woods (insp)