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I can’t tell which I hate more
#mr beast#shane dawson#theyre both awful people#are they even real#why are three out of four people in mr beast’s wearinf his merch#their life is an advertisement
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do you like tree houses
ive only seen on doraemon and i am worried about its reliability and sturdiness but yes they sound cool in the abstract
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WHAT WERE THEY ON LAST NIGHT?
#are they even real#did I survive no#how am I awake#FERAL for these 4#swerving on a 4 lane highway goddamnnnnn#greta van fleet#jake kiszka#josh kiszka#danny wagner#sammy kiszka#scwt: chicago#scwt#starcatcher#Starcatcher Chicago
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Corpse Selling // Kichi ♪
quick Eszopiclone fueled drawing of fav ship [not even trying to hide being a hardcore shipper of these two, SOMEDAY YNO WILL ADD DEBRIS AND HOPEFULLY MORE PEOPLE REALIZE HOW GREAT SOU WITH LIL RAT BOYFRIEND IS
GOD THE THINGS THAT WOULD BE DONE TO GET MORE FANFIC, OR ANYTHING OF THESE TWO. EVEN LITTLE SCENARIOS, DONT CARE ABOUT RATING JUST WANNA READ ABOUT THEM. [yes this is also an invitation to share thoughts/scenarios about these two cause GOOOOOOD THERES SO LITTLE]
IMAGINE SOU GETTING TATS A Blåhaj and they cuddle with it all the time [Sou has too many pics off this cause the adorable gets him every time.] Or Tat’s keep making a mess of their clothes and keep borrowing Souta’s [may or may not garnder a few commends from other dreams]
1. The whole cat and mouse dynamic and all the fun it could lead to
2. Souta being emotional withdrawn and cold mixed with a scared but kind hearted Tatsuki. + despite appearance Sou is actually really gentle [constantly cleaning arms [if you know you know]
3. They’re both cute as hell and adorable [imagine Tats asking to lay with Sou on sofa because they keep having nightmares and Sou, half busy with Na_Be, is like sure. Game finally dies and they notice Tats sleeping more peacefully than Souta had ever seen them.
wanna note see tats as 21 in this scenario, with the whole “I thought this would get better as an adult but its only gotten worse and the only source of comfort is kids toys. I can’t pretend anymore, I can’t do it anymore”
anyhow this post is brought to you by Eszopiclone [lunesta], just wait to see if doc approves switch to Zolpidem [Ambien] and what brain spits out ◠⸜⸝◠
#doodle#soutarou#mikan muzou#debris#tatsuki#yume nikki fangame#rayns rambling again#Sou/tats#is-is that the ship name?#mean whos gonna stop it#the single only Sou/Tats shipper?#are they even real#think there was one but split on them thus forgot they existed heh#gj self#ynfg
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the steven universe hate is insane bc people are (or at least were) more upset that fictional war criminals got fictional hugs than they recognize that it singlehandedly advanced queer rep in children's media by lightyears and then straight up ate heavy retaliation for the nerve.
It does have real flaws that are worth discussing, but it also put their male protagonist in dresses and skirts and played it straight and even empowering, they aired a lesbian wedding on television, it was a genuinely queer, genuinely diverse piece of media through and through. It did a lot of real good for the real world.
But also the fictional characters caused fictional harm to other fictional characters, and didn't get an onscreen firing squad sentence. So, you know, it's basically ontologically evil in real life.
#i'll never shut up about how the last season ate a 20 episode cut because it was either that or cut the wedding#and the crewniverse stuck to their guns#of course it was rushed. They were literally punished for being queer#This is why we keep saying “you couldn't even handle steven universe” because not only was it actually good#but it did REAL WORLD good and FOUGHT for real world human rights#but because the fiction wasn't hayes code enough y'all lit the crewniverse on fire for it.#Abysmal priorities. Pathetic.#problemnyatic thoughts#steven universe
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Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy
#art#artist of tumblr#artist on tumblr#queer artists#ghcstcd#digital art#illustration#queer art#animals#fish#salmon#sockeye salmon#sockeye#creature#fantasy#marine life#marine#nature#marine animals#he can even do tricks :) like roll over in the water#jump real high in water#and then laying on his side and snoring on land!#so talented!#artist#artwork#drawing
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AlwaysErotic on Twitter
#AlwaysErotic#EroticAlways#usermichi#holesrus#pecs#Mine#go watch the video it's even better in real time
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5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
10 years ago, I was watching my Potential and Opportunities dissolve and evaporate in an ocean of cheap gin and expensive whiskey.
But 5 years ago, I was in Rehab.
One of the exercises they had us perform was to imagine ourselves happy, 5 years in the future.
Many of us in that room had forgotten how to imagine nice things happening to them. A few snorted (well, I snorted), finding the notion that we’d even still be around in 5 years grimly humorous.
For about half of us, it was the last stop on the way down.
But I indulged the therapist. I was there, after all, because I did not want to die. So, I imagined myself, 5 years hence.
Happy.
It came to me all at once; an artistic remix on Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want, reframed with myself placing food at the table.
Sunday Dinner At My Place, I answered, when it came my turn to share my fantasy. I was asked what food I imagined eating.
It’s not the meal itself, I said, it’s the implications framed around it. Sunday Dinner At My Place means that I have a Place. It means that I have Family that will actually speak to me and friends who actually want to see me. It means money enough not just to feed myself but others too. It means having the time to spare to take the time preparing the meal.
A lot of nodding heads all around me. A struck chord. Many people with no Place, in that place. Nowhere that would lament their leaving.
5 years hence, as I lay down to sleep in my Home, with my Wife and my Son, surrounded by my Art and my Flowers, I reflect.
It was a long road. It was hard. We lost people. So many people. There were long days and long nights and hospital stays. Angry arguments with ghosts. I changed, in ways I never hoped for, or expected. Good ways, finally, for once. Slowly, against the backdrop of a world in chaos, I found my mind.
Sometimes, My Wife wondered aloud, what she did to deserve me. After some stumbling with my feelings, I eventually settled on an answer.
I’m a Rescue.
She gave me a Home.
And, so, I gave her a Family.
It seemed fair
This Sunday, my folks, which whom I have not had a shouting match in years, will come over for dinner. We will cook and eat together. My Friend became My Wife, and she took a piece of me and with it she made Our Son. There will be many hugs, and no violence. Good Things Happened.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t know what the future holds.
don’t give up yet, ok?
It could get good, even.
#troglodyte thoughts#tales from Real Life#cw addiction#cw alcohol#sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train#run#fight#hide#SURVIVE#do not go into the light#there are unpet dogs#and unhugged children#and unseen sunsets#and maybe even love#even for a wretch like me#the best part of your life might be old age#you don’t know
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#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group.#the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other#we even have a union guy 😭#side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better)#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi of izganda#izutsumi#marcille donato#laios touden#chilchuck tims#chilchuck#falin touden#astronomically random
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So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?
“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”
And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.
#not whump#more real life ramblings let’s gooooo#EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off#I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling#and you fuckers ran with it#good for you but also why
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin husker#hazbin angel dust#hazbin angeldust#angeldust#husker#hazbin husk#look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME????????#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM#I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS#I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD???????#GURL??????????#DAMN SON#THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby#anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling#HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL#NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS#WE'RE REAL#AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT#anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys#im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months#girls help#keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP#hazbin hotel spoilers#pear post#scheeze art
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Leaked scene from the FNAF 2 movie…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf 2 movie#withered foxy#withered freddy#mike schmidt#fnaf 2#if you know you know what this is based off of#I promise this is a real scene#foxy himself told me#BUT fr honestly im so curious how the mask will come into play in the next film#CAUSE IT better be there#but it’s such a overpowered move#like why not wear the mask the whole time to confuse most of the animatronics etc#BUT I BET they’ll figure it out#if they make any reference to this pit even in a small way we win
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Guys

GUYS

GUYSSS!!!!!

Climb him like a tree amirit
#guys don't sound like a real word to me right now#this is cute even though stan doesn't seem to like fidds too much in the episode#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddstan
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adrien in my outfit from a few days ago✨ feat. my claws out converse
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#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#my art#adrien agreste#chat noir#marinette dupain cheng#YAAAAY I DREW A PICTURE OF ADRIEN AGRESTE#and i haven’t even finished my homework for tomorrow. wow it feels good to be back#my claws out converse are very real and special to me.#also while i was drawing this i was just realizing that this outfit was not THAT weird of a thing for adrien to wear#and it made me wonder if i need to assess some things about how i choose my wardrobe#adrien and marinette are going to an art festival in these outfits because that is where i went in mine#anyway peace and love<3 this was so fun to draw i need to actually draw again
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HOLLY SHIT OMIGOD OMIGOD
OHHH MY GOSH OMIGOSH YOU GUYYYSSSSSS
wait no holy fuck caption cancelled as im writing this red stopped spinning abruptly and is staring directly at me please stop. ok hes fine now. normal boy
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
#and he was so fucking real for that#if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible#yall dont even understand i would be irate#imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension#toxic yaoi fr fr#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#dipper pines#alex hirsch#after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3#and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days#my posts#text post#yes yes the angle pun was on purpose
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