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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.
Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”
My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.
When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.”
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1998Jemima💕💕💕
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my mans running animation only got two frames
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#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing spoilers#mouthwashing anya
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Hey mouthwashing peeps.
Y’know how Anya stole and hid the gun when she realized she was pregnant? Straight up refused to tell Curly where it was bc she didn’t want Jimmy to know where it was and get a hold of it if/when he found out?
Remember how Jimmy stormed out of the med bay when Anya told him and Curly went to find him?
Remember where Curly found him?
He was outside of the cockpit doors.
He was either on his way to the utility cabinet to get the gun or already searched it and was about to go look for it when Curly found him.
So he knew the gun was gone and that Swansea had the axe, meaning the only two weapons on the ship were out of his reach.
He crashed the ship *after* he realized he couldn’t just kill Anya, he had to kill the whole crew. We know he crashed the ship so he wouldn’t deal with the repercussions of his actions, but holy shit.
Anya was scared he’d go ballistic and she was fucking right.
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lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
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Y'know how it is
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Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
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