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no thank you i dont need a toy i've got my me

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What if Susie wasn’t the first person Kris explored Dark Worlds with?

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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works

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okay this may be the one promo pic i actually enjoy, if only for parker just chilling outside the window

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the sage wisdom of alec hardison

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the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

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Unmute !

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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

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Everything is bagel here!

adopting this into my vocabulary

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"I asked ChatGPT..." Well, I asked the specter of Jim Sterling, who stalks and taunts me anytime I haven't had enough to drink, and he reminded me about the company responsible for my son's death and made me punch a hole in a wall

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so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds

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proposition 6 was an initiative by senator john briggs to expel gay and lesbian teachers from the school system. poster by a teacher's union, 1977.

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"They pay withholding, payroll taxes, pension. It's all old school."

Leverage S02E01 The Beantown Bailout Job.

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Moving house tomorrow

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Quick and light. That's how I survive. You slow me down, you kill me. You had to be quick because you were alone. If you get caught, that's it. I get it.

LEVERAGE | 4.10, "The Queen's Gambit Job"