#anyways. go to fuck 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[cockyroaches]

Not one to celebrate deaths of people I knew but FUCK yeah my first therapist fucking died

[eschynite]

was gonna post asking if it's normal for a bunch of lifelong preferences/ideas to suddenly change in your late 20s then realized all of the changes i'm thinking of are specifically related to my weird autoimmune/iron deficiency situation

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

i have COVID for the second time ever. got it from my dad who probably got it from spending all his time at breweries.

i’m mostly fine but my throat has itchy painful golf balls in it, my lower back is killing me, and i have almost the lowest level headache possible, just enough to not be able to ignore it.

anyway i’m just venting bc i’m grumpy and mildly out of it.

[taetaespeaches]

Do you recon they’ll announce Joon’s military service after todays concert? I don’t think I’m ready…..

🤷🏻‍♀️ I literally don’t know but I’m not ready whenever it comes

[15000bugs]

YAY I STILL GET TO DO CHOIR AND VOICE LESSONS ^_^ very excited very happy yayayyaaaay

[asmodeusamaryllis]

Having a virus scare on my laptop only to do some research n it apparently appears to be a twitch issue OMFG

[mollusken]

My surgery got pushed back again

[jankwritten]

Clubbing dumb rich idiots over the head 24/7

[poorlittlevampire]

i’m trying to better my life but it is so hard when i feel so behind everyone else my age and feel like ive run out of time. thinking about how old i’ll be in four years makes me wanna kms it is not encouraging

[queermasculine]

being butch4butch is all about love and light and mutual understanding etc. except when i go to a dyke party and miss my only chance to talk to the handsomest butch i've ever seen because i convinced myself they wouldn't be into me anyway. then it's all about being a fucking moron actually. then it's about deez nuts🖕hope this helps

[aayakashii]

Okay I finished the episode and I have um. Thoughts. Warning I am angry and confused. And sad too wtf zzg

First off? Fuck Moby. I hate that guy. Oh my god. He treats the ghouls like they're trash as if he isn't a GOONER that only thinks abt an idol group.

Yes, I'm way more pissed off than I should be. Yes, it's because of the ending that absolutely wrecked me. But he's still behind it all. All for what?? Some tickets to see your idols? Fuck you Moby 🖕 I hope all your idols start dating.

Second. I'm having extremely conflicting thoughts about Ed. I like him as a character. He's unique and funny, but I don't understand him. What the fuck do you want, my guy. What was that whole thing in the balcony? Why do you want to turn mc? Is it for funsies? Are you bored? Do you even LIKE her? Because like. When he came to "protect" her, he said, "Those two would be so sad if you died," so he's not including himself. I'm so confused.

Also?????? Using his mind manipulation was SO out of pocket!! Trying to force her to accept getting turn into a vampire?? WHAT DO YOU GET FROM THAT!!

Then that whole speech while MC is being strangled by the anomaly. My guy I am literally dying here 🧍🏻‍♀️ can we leave the degradation kink for later. Maybe tell the spirit that they're weak AFTER you stopped it from killing me how about that

And I said that to Mel but like if he just fucking ACTED none of that mess would have happened. Lyca wouldn't need to attack and no one would come and see that mess. HE WOULDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT

SPEAKING OF IT ????????????????? HELLO ZZG? I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM. THE FIRST HUMAN (BESIDES MC) THAT HE ACTUALLY TRUSTED BETRAYING HIM LIKE THAT WITH THE WEAPON HE GAVE TO HIM?

BRO.

Zzg is sadistic. Like. Hello. No words. Even Rui was traumatized. Can we maybe let Obscuary live a little happier!!! Except Ed because apparently he needs to be put in his place

And him with Towa. It's so funny that we got so much info abt Jabberwock lore in this episode because ❓️ Oh so the fields will die if TOWA isn't there???

Meanwhile Haru is there just to keep some people alive?? Probably inhuman people, btw since he was so shaken when Hyde mentioned mermaids in the 7th episode. Anyway. So he's slaving away everyday, giving his blood sweat and tears, but the core of that place is Towa? Is that it? Idk I'm not good with theories and also idc.

BIG SIGH. Now I get why people were so conflicted by this episode. I finished it heartbroken and with more questions than before. Ed you're on thin ice. But also can you please stop trying so hard to be mysterious and just spill the information for once thank you

[sissybaby61]

I'll be clear once and for all.

I receive messages every day from “mistress”, “goddess”, “mommy”, etc…

even though I know that most of these people are just scammers.

a real submissive (boy or girl and trans) are not imbeciles who will obey the orders of strangers who show up like a flower in their dms.

We are not slaves or objects, unless we want to be, it is up to us to decide to put ourselves at the service of the dominant person. and if I want to be dominated by a mistress, I go to official sites with certified mistresses.

Not on Tumblr!!

anyway I have a simple test to verify your identity when you come into my dms, so no scam can get through with me.

So once and for all scammers, go fuck yourselves! 🖕

for others, let's just share and live our common passions ❤️❤️love you all submissive or dominant

[piastri-lover]

who would have guessed; alex albon

summary: in which you and alex are dropping hints about your relationship, and yet no one seems to be getting the hint

pairing: alex albon x celeb!reader

author's note: i fucking love alex albon and this prompt!! icl i dont know he's so underrated but i enjoyed making this sm xx

INSTAGRAM

yourusername 📍tulum, mexico

liked by pierregasly, zendaya and 17293057 yourusername summer time x view comments

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user1 i love y/n so fucking much

user2 wife

user3 are u kidding i was lit in mexico two days ago and NOW the queen is here -user4 lit flew out this morning i could have met my wife

zendaya having fun? ;)) -yourusername don't know what u mean by that --zendaya ill keep my mouth shut

user5 after 3 months of oppenheimer filming y/n prob needs a break -user6 she slayed as jean though --user5 100%

user7 mexico is my country and i'm so glad u love it liked by yourusername -user7 omg y/n liked my comment im done

user8 whos she with -user9 idk but someone def took that 3rd photo

user10 why is pierre in the queen y/n's likes?? -user11 i bet he forgot to switch accounts and liked without thinking --user12 ariana what are u doing here

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yourusername 📍tulum, mexico

liked by sydney_sweeney, landonorris and 32017295 others yourusername thank u for the restuarant reccomendation, we loved it xx view comments

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user13 mother is mothering

user14 she's so fit -user15 that scene in oppenheimer changed me as a person

user16 THERES A BOY -user17 omg omg omg this is not a drill

sydney_sweeney y/n... -yourusername ill call u later and fill u in babe

user18 first pierre, now lando -user19 the entire grid is simping for y/n and tbh i don't blame them

user20 the soft launch is beginning -user21 im so ready to analyse every screenshot to try and work this out first

user22 i need that dress

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

alex_albon replied to your story:

alex_albon ur fans are going wild on twt rn

yourusername really?? i haven't checked

alex_albon mhmm like they havent stopped speculating for hours im sure i saw someone ship u with fucking lando

yourusername he is kinda cute...

alex_albon oy

yourusername im kidding we still going out for dinner tonight??

alex_albon yup its me and you, george and carmen and lando lol

yourusername all good

alex_albon pick u up at 8?

yourusername counting down the minutes baby love u x

alex_albon love u more x

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landonorris

liked by pierregasly, charles_leclerc and 4103549 others landonorris my fave couples (im so alone) view comments

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user23 umm

user24 lando babe i dont feel like u were supposed to post this

georgerussell63 he's passed out and i dont know his password idk what to do -user25 george are y/n and alex dating??? --georgerussell63 no lando was just feeling a bit silly

user26 george trying to defend alex and y/n when we obv know they're dating

alex_albon i let him take one photo and ofc he does this -yourusername at least we look cute --alex_albon we always look cute baby

user27 i wasnt sure about alex but look they're so wholesome

user28 im j wondering how tf alexander albon pulled the y/n -user29 me too --user30 like nothing against him but y/n is... well y/n

landonorris wait i thought this was my private

landonorris so so sorry -yourusername ur buying me a drink when we next go out --landonorris done and done ---alex_albon my girl has expensive taste lando u have completely shot urself in the foot

TWITTER

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yourusername

tagged: alex_albon liked by zendaya, pierregasly and 51294856 othersyourusername lando ruined my softlaunch(🖕🖕) but anyway i kinda love him so be nice xx view comments

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user31 no bc theyre acc cute

user32 i hate to have to share my wife but it would be with him

landonorris ive apologised 1000 times idk what more to do -alex_albon she had the entire thing all planned out but no lando norris had to intervene --yourusername honestly im heartbroken i might need another bottle of champagne... ---landonorris fuck off y/n the last bottle was like £1000

alex_albon leng -yourusername appreciate it bro

alex_albon the last photo❤️❤️❤️-yourusername love u big man

user33 omg i hope we get to see her at a grand prix soon -yourusername im def coming to spa and we'll see after that

williamsracing already saving a seat for u -yourusername i cant wait xx

user34 dont know whether i want to be alex or her

user35 bi awakening -user36 fr

user37 sleeping on the highway tonight -landonorris ill be joining u --user38 landos so real for that

[s1utlvr]

Cool About It ♪

Synopsis: a cutesy little smau where you and clarisse go to a Boygenius concert

a/n: hey guys!!!! Long time no see I’ve been super busy I promise I’m working on stuff but here’s a super quick smau I’ve been thinking about in the meantime. No warnings just cute fluff friends to more than friends (?) trope anyways if you like this I’ll maybe make more smau content

DIRECT MESSAGES

c.larue: Do you wanna go see boygenius?

dariaa.j: Like Young Sheldon?

c.larue: ………

c.larue: like the band 😟

c.larue: I got the tickets before me and silena broke up and I don’t wanna go alone like a fucking loser

dariaa.j: like the loser that you are?

c la rue reacted 🖕

dariaa.j: when is it ??

c.larue: Saturday doors open at 7

dariaa.j: cant im busy 😢

c.larue: do you know anyone who’d wanna go??

dariaa.j: you can ask y/n

c.larue reacted 👍

DIRECT MESSAGES

c.larue: are you busy Saturday???

y/n.y/n: depends

c.larue: Boygenius concert??

y/n.y/n reacted ❤️

y/n.y/n: You should’ve led with that

c.larue: I’ll pick you up at 7

y/n.y/n added to their story

….be for real 😭

tagged @c.larue

c.larue added to their story

She’s scaring the hoes @y/n.y/n 😞

y/n.y/n replied: STOP I HAD TOO I KEPT LOSING U

y.n/y/n tagged @c.larue in a post

♫ Cool About It by Boygenius

Boygenius and Clar>>>

comments

@seaweedbrain: stealing the last pic

@c.larue replied: I’ll kill you Perseus

@seaweedbrain: get ur girl 😨 @y/n.y/n

@y/n.y/n replied: she is NOT my girl

@c.larue: you wish 🙄🙄

@dariaa.j: cuties!!! 🫶🫶

@y/n.y/n replied: 🫶🫶🫶

@wisegirl: I love my moms

@y/n.y/n replied: love you too annie<333

@c.larue replied: get your boyfriend Annie 🙏

DIRECT MESSAGES

@c.larue: You get home ok???

@y/n.y/n: yeah, you???

@c.larue: about be home

y/n.y/n reacted ❤️

@c.larue: we need to hangout more

@y/n.y/n: do we???

@c.larue: wow it’s like u hate me 💔💔

@y/n.y/n reacted 🙄

@y/n.y/n: are you busy friday???

@c.larue: well now I am

@y/n.y/n: it’s a date

@c.larue reacted ❤️

[incorrectbatfam]

The 'Batfam on Reddit' post was fun and I won't mind another one! (I have nothing specific in mind besides more sibling shenanigans)

Going down the list, here's Jason

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Posted to r/AmITheAsshole by user local-zombie

AITA for changing my grandpa's cookie recipe? 

Earlier this week, one of my (22M) sisters decided to fill my rifle with purple glitter. As revenge, I swapped the salt and sugar before she made her waffles this morning. Prank worked, yada yada, that's not why I'm here though. 

See, like a dumbass, I forgot to switch them back. I've been running on 4 hours of sleep and I'm not even home half the time, sue me. It didn't really hit me until I was watching my grandpa make his signature chocolate chip cookies. 

This was some cinematic shit, I tell you. Everything happened in slow motion. Before I could say anything, he dumped an entire cup of salt into the batter followed by a teaspoon of sugar and started the stand mixer. It seemed then that all was lost. 

Out of nowhere, my dad—and I can't believe I'm saying this—descended like an angel from the heavens and asked my grandpa to help him with his hair. And lucky for me, I'm the only other person trusted to be in the kitchen. My grandpa told me to put the cookies in the oven before he went upstairs. 

This is where I might be the asshole. 

I needed to fix the dough immediately, so I added extra sugar and chopped up some caramel candy to (hopefully) turn it into some halfway-decent salted caramel chocolate chip cookies. Then I scooped them out, threw them in the oven, and prayed harder than the goddamn Pope himself. 

Apparently God had a high call volume though, because as soon as the plate hit the table, my ENTIRE family knew something was up, like a bunch of fucking detectives or some shit. And they immediately blamed me. They're not wrong, but the fact that that's their first reaction is totally unjustified. 

Anyway, now my family's pissed off and my dad thinks I should've just told gramps, but I think trying to fix the situation should count for something. So, Reddit, AITA? 

Comments

bluebirdz: Did they taste good? |— local-zombie: Not like the original, but a solid 7/10 |—— bluebirdz: All's well that ends well. NTA

redrobin: yta |— local-zombie: At least provide some reasoning |—— redrobin: no

starfire: NTA but next time give them a heads up |— your-tired-librarian: Also voting NTA but OP should've fessed up from the beginning.  |—— thatpurplething: I'm saying YTA for the waffle part |——— orphanized: not relevant |———— thatpurplething: It is to me

i-am-the-darkness-i-am-the-light: NTA for the way you handled it, that was pretty smart. YTA for tampering with food as a prank tho :/

notmysecretanimeaccount: You are indeed the donkey cavity for the poor setup and execution. |— local-zombie: Dude just say ass |—— notmysecretanimeaccount: Ass cavity. Happy? |——— local-zombie: Not what I was thinking but I'll take it |———— lesbian-premium: Congratulations on the worse conversation the internet's ever had

kyle-rayner: YTA. Just in general

assenal: nta. your family is overreacting

dickwings: soft yta. how would you feel if you were expecting one thing but got blindsided by something completely different? |— local-zombie: I'd just deal with it instead of whining like a pissbaby pretty boy |—— dickwings: nvm make that a hard yta |——— local-zombie:🖕

kitty-central: ESH. You for what you did, your family for how they reacted |— pennyworthy: At last, a sensible answer. 

official-batman: YTA. And grounded.