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bunnyb34r · 29 days ago

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Hehehehehe the girl I fucking hated who would shop the kids dept when I was clearly working/when SHE had shit to do in HER dept, got fired for stealing

It's 😘👌 mwah chefs kiss sgdggdgd

Now if we can get rid of her do nothing friend....

Apparently she got escorted out by cops and taken to the fucking police station 👀👀👀 So they probably waited til she racked up $1000 like target 👀

Wouldn't suprise me honestly seeing as how much I caught her stealing (you put shit under MY table to save for later?? Oh no you didn't. No, no that was OBVIOUSLY misplaced by a customer and is going back on the table where it should go. Try me bitch.)

Good thing I didn't set aside size 8s of every color of the t-shirts like she wanted I think Sunday? Idk I just said I'll put extra size 8s out (I didn't lol) bc that's what I do when someone gives me what size item they're looking to buy after their shift. But not my fault if you don't buy it fast enough 🤷‍♂️ shop online then. I ain't risking my job for you.

Feel kinda bad for her kids though but I assume they'd be taken care of by their grandma if she gets arrested... but if you're stupid enough to steal from your retail JOB... idk what you expected would happen when you inevitably get caught.

Like it's not like stealing from idk a grocery store where you are not CLOCKING IN EVERY FUCKING DAY AND ON CAMERA FOR 8 HOURS. And yknow they literally have your social security info, your address, legal name... like if you're gonna steal don't shit where you eat 🙄

Anyway maybe her do nothing friend will quit 👀 out of the two of them I hated her (the thief) more tbh sgdgdggdgd but I guess you could say they were... thick as thieves 😅

#marquilla #i wouldn't be surprised if the do nothing friend is caught for theft bc she works the jewelry counter like bitch your audits are so fucking #bad ive seen them... they should not be higher than $500 bc everything should be in the office safe or in the display case... dipshit #like any other dept it's widely accepted that if you can get the audits down to $5000 or less that's acceptable but you should NOT be losing #any inventory in that jewelry case when everything is under lock and key like... bitch #the thief worked the floor like me but she worked candy/snacks and haaaated it lmaoo #im pretty sure she only applied to work her bc her ex girlfriend worked here too at the time and she was stalking her. mind you she was like #mid 30s? at least and the ex was like 22. i mean not a huge age difference but mind you this woman has kids and it's like why would #you wanna date someone who maturity wise compared to you IS basically still a kid like sgdgdggd ew #idk what either of them saw in each other though God fucking bless agdgdggdgdgdgd but the ex quit shortly after and #suprisingly the thief stayed so.... idk maybe she found a new girlfriend shdgdggd not my business nor do i care really #anyway anyways wild shit

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mirensiart · 2 months ago

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meanwhile twilight deep in the forest while patrolling: my “wild is about to do something stupid” senses are tingling

edit: I just noticed I wrote marshmallow wrong lmao sorry the DYSLEXIA attacks again

#linked universe #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu wind #wind wild hyrule is such a funny trio absolute chaos cause they all have terrible ideas and encourage each other #the other links keep them apart for the sake of peace while traveling but they still manage to do dumb shit together #anyway yeah lmao #I believe they should do dumb shit together more actually rip the other links let the gremlins bond and be free #miry's art

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blueskittlesart · 1 year ago

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Now that you're gone

#*guy who just spent a full month selling 60 pages worth of comics voice* i should write another comic #this is part 1 of 2 btw. i have another one scripted from aryll's pov LOL #anyway. the concept for this has been in my head for like. years. finally decided to actually write it tho lol #the thought of his family after the initial calamity strike makes me crazy. they lost him. but he was already gone.#he was gone the moment he picked up that sword. could they have stopped it? should they have?#would things have ended any differently if they'd tried? or would it only have been worse for him?#ANYWAY. hi everyone new black and white zelda comic from the black and white zelda comic guy #skribbles #botw #loz #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #totk #tears of the kingdom #OH SHIT. TRIGGER WARNINGS #tw gore #tw suicide #tw suicidal ideation #<sorry 4 forgetting at first LMAO

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hrokkall · 1 year ago

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I'm talking to a machine

#ID in alt #Electric Dreams 1984 #Electric Dreams #I was cleaning out my screenshots folder and found a still from the movie so. Screencap redraw/color study.#I watched this movie years ago I was shocked to learn there's a huge fanbase for it on tumblr #Don't follow for Electric Dreams though this is probably the first/only time I will draw something related to it unless I get a wild hare #I might make this a regular thing actually. Just draw random shit once or twice a month on Fridays. Fun stuff #Anyway hello to the computerkisser community. Sorry for not drawing your guy in 4k like he deserves #Hrokkall art #1k

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shirozora-draws · 5 months ago

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So, uh.... how about that Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Beef 2024?!?!?!??!!?

In all seriousness, I had a mentally ugly April and so I want to thank the early May nuke that was Meet The Grahams blowing up my Twitter feed for getting me back on track. Sometimes you gotta pop out and hyperfixate on something really fucking different to get your brain back on track, which it did. The final draft of the next chapter is ready and waiting, and now I just need to get rid of all the goddamn rust and dust clogging up my arting gears.

I've done and posted multiple iterations of these designs through the years and they're buried in the archives but at some point I have to commit. That point is right now. I have to commit because these are going to be my visual guides for the next act of the story. Man, I hope I can pull this off. I want Din's look to be red for Aq Vetina and made up of scraps while he continues on his quest to rebuild himself. And I want Luke to have SOME color of some fucking kind and also I got tired of capes and thought the contrast to Din would be fun.

Grogu has some tweaks too but I need to stop dawdling and start thumbnailing for the chapter that is waitingwaitingwaiting for launch day so his little "design sheet" will come later. And once the chapter goes live, I'll spend the rest of the summer getting the pop-up shop up and running for pre-orders. Hopefully. Definitely. For sure.

#shirozora draws #din djarin #luke skywalker #dinluke #i mean it's not explicity dinluke but it's definitely dinluke these are for a story with dinluke in it #I hadn't posted art since March THAT IS WILD TO ME #man that was some black hole i was in #thank fuck i didn't hyperfixate on another fandom and hyperfixated instead on real people beefing about some real shit #at least it finally got me listening to kendrick's discography 11 years after i first said i would #i'm slow but i'll get there eventually i swear #anyway here are visual guides for the next chapter and the next arc of The Stars #and now i am finally free to properly doodle some illustrations

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084392 · 2 years ago

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ok ok WHAT are pokemon that you know would scare the ever loving shit out of you if you just stumbled on them in the wild as someone in the pokemon world?(can include legendaries, mythicals, UBs, paradox pokemon, and just rare pokemon in general btw)(or just specific not rare ones too)(also im sorry but do not give me that "none i would hug and love all of them!!" crap istg)(or try and tell me that you wouldnt be scared bc you're "not a pussy" or something -_-)

#pokemon #ik theres more that would get me and perhaps im overthinking rn but anyway #if i saw a wild necrozma or any of the og forces of nature randomly i would shit myself.#or seeing a random ub like. holy shit #like drawn im like oh these designs arent that bad! but when i think about seeing necrozma #randomly irl in the pokemon world. i would be scared to death....are you kidding me!!!#and this isnt to say thye dont deserve love and all that....im just a little bitch and it would not be getting any from me im sorry........

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miss-bubblegum · 4 months ago

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So I know everyone likes Shen jiu coming back at some point post canon and everyone has a lot of thoughts about how he would react/care about/be furious his life and body were stolen from him.

Allow me to open your eyes to a new possibility!

What if the system/gods offered him a way to fix his cultivation, to finally be rewarded for all his hard work. He would have to start life over again from a child but could remember his experiences and life.

Only catch is that he would be vulnerable around people he doesn’t trust. If the other peak lords knew about this they would want to coddle him and taunt him and hold this over him forever (since they will all ascend together, they really would have forever to hold this over him for)

So he asks the gods if there could be a decoy in place so none of them realize he’s gone. He can (have a healthy childhood and work through some things) grow up off the mountain and then just reappear on mountain and reclaim his position when he’s ready!

Shen Jiu is the reason Shen Yuan had the opportunity to get so close to the protagonist, and the world rewards him for it.

What I’m saying is, what if a freshly adult Shen Jiu shows up at the sect having fixed his cultivation and is at the level he was before the qi deviation that changed his life. His mental health is miles better than it was due to being the darling only son of parents who loved him. He realizes what he feels for yqy isn’t just familial because he doesn’t feel that way towards his parents from this incarnation.

So Shen Jiu shows up and explains super casually that he got a boon from the gods to be able to fix his cultivation and he doesn’t know how the stand in has been doing but he’s back for his job.

#shen jiu #shen qingqiu #svsss au #body double au #he would be so mad that his stand in heard the reason yqy never came back #he wanted to learn it! tell him now!!!#anyway yue Qingyuan almost cries from happiness #Shen Jiu isn’t wild about teaching so he graciously lets his stand in keep doing all the teacher stuff #‘I have a new and improved body and you have my hand me down why would I give a shit about what you did with it’#he is super pissed that his reputation now is ‘xianxia Helen of Troy’

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caguaydreams · 2 months ago

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espilver nation I made a little something for y’all 🎁✨

tumblr won’t let me upload the gif version so mp4 it is

#espilver #sth #Silver The Hedgehog #Espio The Chameleon #gay people #caguaydraws #it’s the first time I drew them too and I realised—#maybe the reason they don’t get as much fanart as other ships it’s due to their bullshit accessories/j #throwback to making fanart of Revali Breath Of The Wild who does have a shit ton of specific details and it is a pain to draw them all #anyway here you go. mlm yuri #sigh…. first and last time I color lineart for an animation on procreate #all that trouble and still I fucked up the file size apparently #my one braincell could’ve sworn this was going to be pretty light #as a GIF #💀#lessons are being learned

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shrugsinchinese · 2 years ago

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My grandchild, probably: “Because the M9 Reunion ending killed my Grandma, okay?!”

#critical role #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast #critical role spoilers #realizing that this is actually critical role spoilers holy shit #anyway #mighty nein reunion #the lengths I will go in art for these mfs #leaf brush carrying the second page #mad respect for professional comic artists #behind the scenes you can catch a wild Shrugs lying comatose on the floor after eking out a 2 page comic

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heynhay · 1 year ago

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let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged.....#art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit.#like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge)#and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard)#+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

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devestatedutterlydevestated · 2 months ago

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MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR TF1

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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"i'm done saving you."

after shooting orion POINT BLANK, hole through the chest, arm blasted off, face scorched and dropping him into a pit straight through to cybertrons core is WILD, megs. like ik this was ur guys like. sixth break up of the movie nd ik ur on ur villain arc (as u should b slay queen) but that's a crazy way to say "i think we should see other ppl" ngl

and then bro has the AUDACITY to look betrayed when optimus banishes him like girl please 💀

YOU BROKE UP W HIM FIRSTTT

anyway watch tf1 u guys this movie was peak