#anti alex hirsch

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

See, this is what I'm talking about when I say Gravity Falls is an overrated piece of shit ... I was just (trying) to tolerate watching a presumably cis dude in a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Tshirt doing a video essay on I Saw The TV Glow and of course this prompted him to start talking about dark/weird tv shows and of course he's just listing off all these cartoons (including My Little Pony) for some reason, but then he immediately goes like: "I think I'd describe Gravity Falls as my perfect equivalent to The Pink Opaque" or just like... Immediately saying something stupid along those lines and playing clips of Gravity Falls as he's doing that, but like...

You shouldn't even be bringing up disney/kids cartoons right now... Buffy or Charmed or Xena or something would be more fitting...

If you absolutely had to name drop a surreal/creepy/dark children's/disney cartoon as being "the perfect equivalent to The Pink Opaque"... Star vs. The Forces of Evil is literally right the fuck there and it's not going anywhere? Why the fuck are y'all sleeping on it and what the fuck are you doing? It certainly for sure would've made a better comparison considering Amber Benson, who played Tara on Buffy, at least fucking co-wrote half of all the companion books for svtfoe...Not to mention we have Marco Diaz, not to mention the Trans Marco Theory, not to fucking mention this:

That was storyboarded by the most vocal supporter of Trans Marco Theory on the starcrew, who would later himself come out as a trans man ...

Conclusion? Stop bringing kids cartoons into conversations where they don't belong and also STOP SUCKING DOWN THE EVIL DORITOS CHEESE WHIZ EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! GRABBITY BALLS WAS NEVER AS GOOD AS STAR VS. AND IT NEVER WILL BE! WAKE UP!

[bobauthorman]

Schmeb You Unlocked pages

Scans of images from the Schmeb You Unlocked pages. Sorry about the black line intersecting them, as on the website itself the image were fractured, and I had to reconnect them.

[dekusleftsock]

Yaoimation

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Hell, they make Alastor sound like that now and don't even get me started on that "Hazbin Hotel Abridged" guy crossing children's cartoons over with adult animation all while doing a bad Alastor impression that just sounds like Hirsch doing the dorito and then surprise surprise, making all these skits where Alastor meets the dorito and then making an entire "abridged" for Hazbin out of that even after specifically saying that he wasn't even gonna touch because it's "already an Adult Black Comedy"....

And then Medrano just allows this because her taste in Internet Personalities, at least, is terrible and so all these unfunny, untalented, mediocre, unsettling, ugly men becoming the face of her fanbase at least in the youtube sphere is the best that she could hope for, I guess...

I guess your fanbase being bronifed to shit before your series even has the chance to debut proper is better handled when it's a semi furry thing already aimed at adult audiences, but now if only that adult audience would stop constantly crossing it over with things aimed at children....

Ooops I got started and went the fuck off!

every hazbin hotel comic dub that came out before 2024 has vox sound like bill cipher talking into a rotating fan

[piness-rhombus]

I love Anti gravity fallssss

Based on Stanchurian candidate except they're besties again

[hkthatgffan]

THE ANTI-CIPHER SOCIETY!

From Alex Hirsch’s Instagram Stories!

[aria-greenhoodie]

“This paper looks to me as if it knew what a vicious influence it had!”

Was reading The Yellow Wallpaper for a class a few weeks ago and thought “woah this is so Abigale Blackwing-core…” so I drew it :3

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Wallpaper design alone under cut ↓ (see how many hidden Bill Ciphers you can find!)

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.

Also, Alastor doesn't qualify as tumblr sexyman materiel because he's the latest and loudest addition to a quietly raising legion of a hand full of specifically deer themed monsters that people want to fuck, and Medrano obviously takes heavy inspiration from very specific a time where cartoon characters were actually allowed to be sexy and horny and at least be implied to fuck, and anthropomorphic tape recorders were designed to have tits, because every cartoon was being made by some horny old men:

And now everyone is angry because a queer latina woman is making sexy, horny, adult characters in an adult cartoon for the queer adult audience who grew up with that campy shit but the brunt of the horny campy-ness is being designed with the men characters in mind this time instead of the women characters, and people don't know how to take that and the implied fucking is just part of the plain text now instead of the subtext, so it's become a kerfuffle, for some reason...

Now the thing about the tumblr sexy man is that, it's a modern concept that emerged during a time where nearly all cartoons have had any semblance of sensuality or any actual cheekiness of "sneaking past the censors" scrubbed out of them because now, that concept is is mostly tied to the way of dealing with some sort of larger representational issue, instead of a little joke being played by a horny old man... And if you want to even have an adult female character have breasts in a children's cartoon that's a no.

So we end with characters that are mostly just concepts of an object with no drip:

And then awkward teens will just project all of this horniness and sensuality onto the objects because they've got no other concept of what could actually be allowed to be sexy in a cartoon, and God forbid ...

If it's a woman, anymore...

So that is how we've ended up "~SexyHuman!Bill Cipher"~ and the like ...

And then you have Alex Hirsch just collectively shitting on everyone's driest wet dream ever anyway because he fancies himself a Male Feminist or whatever, so why not be Anti Black about it ...

Because the fat black gay cop named "Blubber", constantly making fun of AAVE in the show, saying anyone who uses it should be "flung into the sun" and disrespecting your black fans when they tell you how to pronounce their names correctly wasn't enough...

Yeah, just for record, and despite the obvious 'Aladdin Problem' that will always be present in the creation of the character .... I don't ever want to hear anyone talking shit about The Radio Demon or his voice actor ever again and I think that Hirsch personally owes Jamil White some goddamn fucking royalty checks for this little statement. Wow.

"Hirsch is sooooooo much better than Medrano! He rights strong female characters because he actually cares about black people woman!"

Haha ... yeah man. That's why he just decided one day to shit so hard on the collective creative fantasy of the majority of his female and queer fanbase who were drawing these, because he got that uncomfortable with the fact they somehow got that horny for his annoying voice, that he just decided from a one off joke one of his fans made to just like, say that the entire likeness of a black child actor, was the only canon version of his own Genie from Aladdin type character oops I'm sorry, I mean Alex's own character that's supposed to be the embodiment of all evil and basically the devil, is now supposed to have the exact likeness of a former child actors character because you couldn't stand some of your fanbase somehow finding your annoying evil floating dorito sexy and maybe just ignore that. Such a woke icon for woman, black and LGBTQ+ people. Wow.

do we have to take "tumblr sexyman" and put it on a shelf come on now...

[samasmith23]

Dipper Pines is an anti-capitalist! I love it!

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

I was wondering what the fuck this "Book of Bill" shit is since I do have it blacklisted but it's apparently officially infiltrating the Hazbin Hotel tags now and not just from people I'm following so I finally (unfortunately) looked it up:

Excuse me? How is it that The Tumblr Sexyman Dorito gets an entire YA novelization for himself now but Eclipsa's Secret Sex Diary/backstory where it's confirmed that Globgor/Toffee/Eclipsa polycule, Meteora did use Rasticore's claw for a masturbation tool during her off screen Little Space growth spurt week of horny wonders, and Gemini was King Shastacan's reanimated corpse hell bent on grooming and fucking his ex wife's and her lovers daughter and rightful heir to the throne before dying a by her own hand, has yet to be released?

Why is it when I look up Gravity Falls on Hot Topic I get this:

But when I look up Star vs. The Forces of Evil, I get this?

It's like, not even on the drop down menu anymore ...

...I hate Alex Hirsch and men like him so much I swear to Globgor...

[localcanadiancreature62]

The priest man ever. @aria-greenhoodie i decided to use your design as a reference i hope you don't mind 😅.

[flower-boi16]

The book of bill literally send Alex to the hospital💀 oh and it’s Disney’s fault btw)

[gryficowa]

Boycott!

Yes, it still amuses me that there are people who accuse Alex Hirsch of being anti-Semitic, it's just so absurd that even though I saw people writing it a long time ago, it will still amuse me

(I won't comment on racism, it's just not the point)

Just a comedy…

Now that I have your attention:

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Don't skip the collections at the top!

[lo-fag]

I know there this whole thing about “x wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card’ but what if we made a 2025 bingo card. pls add to this

-jk scowling vs Alex hirsch

-chappell roan gets jumped by some homophobe and fucking decks them across the face

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

I try to avoid certain Hazbin Hotel Fans with like, Bill Cipher Icons who most likely lump Alastor in with The Oncler, Sans and Black Hat and are constantly complaining about having that precious Asexual Serial Killer Representation being taken away when they’re supposedly in their fucking 20s and old enough to know better because Alex Hirsch is a disgusting racist, ableist arsehole and his anti-blackness in his shows are the some of the worst types of examples!!!!

The use of AAVE, digital black face, and whorephobia on your dumbass repost isn’t going to make you sound any smarter or make me hate Alex Hirsch any less! People like you are exactly what make this fandom so cringe and you should all be ashamed of yourselves, FUCK OFF!!!!!

And some still half white bitch fandom mom implies I’m an anti for not wanting to mix adult and kids fandoms and calls me racist for quoting direct examples at her of the mediocre racist white Canadian man she’s defending not being racist after calling me biphobic first as if that was the more important thing to her even though I also openly IDed as bisexual at the time?

Maybe this is part of the reason why I’m starting to believe I’m more on the raging lesbian side of of things now: The un-ironic Bill Cipher/Ace Ventura content means that you’re all clearly straighter than I am and you’re annoying.

Bill Cipher and Asexual Ace Ventura yiff in hell lol.  

THIS USER IS RIGHT AF!!

Please, Vivz, idc how much people love Angel dust and ship him with alastor, do your thing and do not change the story plot, or the main protagonist, or even alastor's sexuality!!!

[aria-greenhoodie]

HEY DO YOU GUYS EVER THINK ABOUT HOW ABIGALE BLACKWING, A VERY INDEPENDENT INVENTRESS, SUDDENLY WENT AND MARRIED A RICH MAN (implied to be a Northwest) AFTER THE COLLAPSE OF THE ANTI-CIPHER SOCIETY? DO YOU EVER THINK MAYBE THAT MARRIAGE WAS OUT OF A DESPERATE NEED FOR SAFTEY FROM BEING INSTITUTIONALIZED? DO YOU EVER THINK MAYBE ABIGALE FEELS SHE TRADED AN ASYLUM FOR FREEDOM OVER HER LIFE? HOW SHE’S STILL TRAPPED IN A CAGE BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT!? BECAUSE I DO!

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