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Looking for reference images for future potential svtfoe tattoo like google can I please find an image of "in between" Monster!Meteora that's not someone's fuckass edit or fetish and without either having to go through my own external hard drive to take screenshots myself or without having to hate "watch" this particular grown fuckass 25y/o gross girls one hour 22minute long "video esaay":

just to see if I can nab screenshots of Meteora in those scenes off of some fuckass Anicel that doesn't even like the way Meteora is written or the show she's in?

Nah, I'll just check the fuckin' wiki galleries I guess never fucking mind.

The point is though, I shouldn't have to do that just because everything and everyone is cooked.

Like brah, she turns into a fucking baby and gets a second chance at life what the fuck "tragedy" are you talking about ya' absolute bozo weirdo?

This bitch just trying to make Meteora as a character look racist when Princess Smooshie, Glossaryck and like that pancake hair lady are right there if you want to make that argument but I'm over it!

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I have something new in the shop that I’m very excited about!

I’ve been wanting a fun, cozy reading log so naturally I had to design a vintage-inspired Alastor one~

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See? Brandon knows what's up. My personal rules and boundaries when it comes to proshipping incest in this fandom is that you can go camp, and you can go dark, but you can't go cute and fluffy without dark.

And if you do, it better be because you're an adult human in a consenting pre agreed upon 24/7 bdsm dynamic with a good few years experience with that sort of Scene and Roleplay IRL with your own Pro Dom and because you're not a chronically online tenderqueer who just barely turned legal drinking age projecting your romanticized Lolita/Repo!Largo Family fantasies onto characters where either a creator explicitly already begged you pretty please NOT to do that and/or it would be EXTREMELY in poor taste/disrespectful/bad form/OOC to do so because the character dynamics already were never built for that kinda shit and the established narrative already never fucking called for it to begin with.

... Like you could even do Daddy Dom!Blitz and Baby Boy!Stolas or Baby Girl! Charlie and Mommy Dom! Vaggie and keep Octavia and Lucifer the fuck away from the blood relatives they already hold the healthiest relationships with is all I'm saying! 💀

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some organizations working on the ground in gaza right now

gaza soup kitchen

the sameer project

salam charity

watermelon relief

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‘Alastor, you ass, gimme my hat—!’

I few sketches of Alastor in his deer form as described in the fic ‘You Don’t Ever Have to Wonder’ by Zayel.

In the fic he only maintains this form while weak/wounded but I just had to explore the idea of him willingly using it while healthy to bond with be a menace to Angel~

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If I had a nickel for every time an abled-bodied tenderqueer hazbean with the word "princess" in their url came at me screaming because they didn't like my colloquial use of the word "honey" or my physical disability, or me talking about fandom ableism in the main tags or whatever the fuck so then they called me "Mentally Disabled" when they really meant Retarded and then they used that labeling of me as an excuse to say the most heinous ablest shit about me "using disability as an excuse" and/or my disability in general to try to twist the narrative into me being racist when I know I'm not, just because they're black, so then they used their abled-bodied blackness and their own queer identities as an excuse to try to gaslight and punch down on a queer femme 24/7 power wheelchair user on like the same exact bi and genderfucky spectrum as them and, I know that these abled-bodied tenders with things like "princess" and and "fem" in their urls who would scream at me for calling them "honey" and yet assume my high femme ass would ever be okay with being called "dude" when they argue at me are also probably no darker skinned than Meadow Soprano's annoying fuckass boyfriend when they're talking about how black they are when they're trying to bully and strong arm me out of the fandom space but I also know that both these fuckers with "princess" urls who just hate that a disabled person called them "honey" are either Stolas X Octavia Pooping Back & Forth Forever Proshitters or have had the Tony Soprano Rice Reaction whenever faced with the idea that Alastor can and should be darker skinned than svtfoe marco diaz or even the idea that Angel can and should be an Olive or even darker skinned Italian for his Era?

As if being an abled-bodied black queer person automatically exempts someone from being an insufferable nerd, especially if they act like a Fandom Don?

Anyway I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice...

tl;dr: Getting really sick of abled bodied black people with a petname in their url screaming at me for calling them a petname that I also had to prove that I already called them before after already I stayed up until 400:AM trying to politely explain to them I don't need them concern trolling me for talking about fandom ableism on main and then when I block them they'll either block evade me on anon to try and talk at me about The Anti Italian Discrimination of Lady Gaga when I found out they couldn't actually handle diverse headcanons and when that doesn't work they'll call me a racist white girl for quoting a joke a racist white guy wrote at them after they just vehemently denied me saying that Alex Hirsch is kinda racist but apparently this clip was the most racist thing in the world when I had to quote it back at them to prove a point:

But at least it got them to shut the fuck up and leave me alone for a while.

OR! OR! If they don't shut up and reblog the same random call out post they made about me like eight times on their side blog where they say I did shit that didn't happen, they'll be like "blocking doesn't change anything Cracker u r a fake Vivziepop Fan i hope some1 tips ur wheelchair over like a cow n' leaves u there 2 rot git' outta' mah fandumb u retarded whore!!!" and then I'll scroll through their main blog trying to figure out why the fuck they're mad at me because maybe it's a misunderstanding.... Only to find out that not only do they ship Stolas X Octavia but Charlie X Lucifer too.🙃

So like the two Most Normal British "ROYAL INCEST" Sour Cream Supremacy Pro Bootlicker Homophobic/Gay Man Erasure Hate Crime/Pedo Adjacent Literal Imp Whip Cracker Ships you could openly ship in the fandom? Got it, Clown! 🤡

You know... I'm saying this regardless of race but maybe some of you should just ...

My point is: It's time you all stop using your blackness or any other racial/queer minority you are as an excuse to be ableist and racist to others because unless I catch you in a Saw Trap one day you're still gonna be abled-bodied assholes and no amount of both sides kumbaya shit, out of place Tiny Tim Moments, or half baked Cyborg! Disability Rep (that doesn't even really sink in as such til it's on screen) that Medrano gives you is going to change that and don't you dare try to police my uncensored use of an R slur to prove a point here when I know y'all already think I'm "Crazy", "Mentally Disabled" and Retarded and Medrano already actively hired a guy who gets to Crip Up and drop an uncensored R slur or at least allude to it whenever it's convenient or "funny"! 💀 This all comes down to abled bodied people not liking getting called out for their bullshit and I'm done saying it! 💀 Get over yourselves before I run you over! 💀♿🔪🩸❤️‍🔥 X.O

"Don't even try to give me shit I've earned the right to be like this".

And you know what? I'm just gonna leave these extra tags here. For notes.

And for the extra visual fucking reminder?

Okay, so I misquoted a little but it's works better.... Call these bitches "Sister Sage" because they're ...

You know what? Not my Edgy Joke to make so I'll just stay in my lane and NOT be the one to say what everyone's thinking this time.

But in a fanspace where Ayylmao.tv and his Crew Covertly Stan Kanye West and V*rb*lA*e is the most well known black hazbin fan for simping after Charlie Morningstar's Creamy Royal White Demon Ass enough to fucking go bankrupt and lose his own damn house for it... You know it's true. 💅🪭 I just won't be the one to say it. 🤫

God I wish we had more black fans here who could actually point this obvious shit out why did Medrano have to Simp after Blaire White and Sh0eOnHead of all the crusty white bitches and did they even thank her for the fanart that understandably ruined her reputation with black people in the first place? Not to mention all that blackface Alastor "cosplay" like I'm staying but I low key fucking hate it here, just ... Refer to the Kesha quote above if you have a problem.💀🪦💖💋

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@ben-the-hyena Well, since I have chai blocked and he cropped my post entirely out of context and you don't have a children's cartoon icon as far as I can see, you seem like the right person to explain this to... But you should already know the context since the anon linked it right there and so I'm not going to explain this. However, when I made those remarks about Ashley's behavior, I was referring to her six plus years of calling people "degenerates" on the hunicast and testing my patience by allowing Dave Capdevielle to constantly scream "REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" into the microphone as loud as he could. Before everyone dropped her ass for working with actual TERFS and she got actively canceled and slut shamed by the right wing audience she cultivated from allowing herself and Dave to behave the way they did on that "apolitical UWU" shitcast after she tried to parasocially out Kovach's crusty ass for cheating on her (which he did) and that breakup announcement that should've been kept private between the two of them actively blew up in her face. Here though, I was merely citing Nichols casting announcement for the show as yet another reason not to get invested in the boring Don Bluth Leftovers while referring to those past behaviors from Ashley. What I was NOT doing, at all, was referring to or commentating on Ashley's current interaction with Tracy in real time within the screen shot that I used while citing the Nichols casting announcement as yet another reason not to support Lackadaisy and I can't believe you're that dense that I just had to actively explain this shit to you and personally I think you're being willfully ignorant but yes dear, I picked the right screen shot.

Now what I want to know is why chaifootsteps choose to have Ashley's character actively lobotomized when he could have just copied and pasted the same casting announcement from google as I did since he clearly has no problem splicing things up so bad to fit his narrative and speaking of lobotomies I think you should change your url to Ed the hyena, because since apparently you couldn't tell just using context clues how I was referring to Ashley's past behaviors and not her current interactions with Tracy as depicted in that screenshot? The lights are clearly not all on upstairs... For any of you.

Oh and this?

That Bad Form Parasoicial Polyamory Breakup Shit with Cheater Kovach?

All the more reason not to touch Lackadaisy with a ten foot poll. 💀 The Final Nail In The Coffin about that, if anything. 💀⚰️

Bye TERFS! 💀 HERE'S A GIF FROM THE SUBSTANCE JUST TO FREAK CHAI OUT:

PLEASE DON'T COME TO MY BLOG AGAIN SINCE Y'ALL THINK I'M SUCH A FREAKSHOW MONSTRO OR I'LL SPRAY YOU WITH MY TITTY BLOOD MILK! :D 🩸I FUCKING WILL!🩸

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OH FUCKING HELL YOU LITERAL TACKY TENDERQUEER FUCK!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! YOU POSTED THESE!!!!!!! @princessfemboi

ALL YOU DO, APPARENTLY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS "ANTI FERAL" DOES THAT JUST MEAN "ANTI RABIES"?! BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU HAVE SOME AND NEED TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT!!!!! OOOOOH LEEANNE'S ANONS!!!!! I SEE YOUR "VANILLA BLACK" THAT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN TO BEGIN WITH, AND I RAISE YOU "ANTI FERAL"!!!! CAN YOU TRY AND FUCKING FIGURE THAT ONE OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I'M AT A FUCKING LOSS!!!!!

NEWS FLASH, ASSHOLE!

UH, IT'S 2025 IF YOU THINK ANY KIND OF GODDAMN FUCKING COPAGANDA MEMES MADE BY THE GUY WHO MADE NOT ONLY THE FUCKING COPAGANDA SHOW, BUT THAT FUCKING OTHER HELLSHOW THAT ANTIS SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS ONCE AS THE GODDAMN FUCKING "WHOLESOME" "PURITY CULTURE", "HEALTHIER 'ALTERNATIVE'" SHOW TO WATCH/SUPPORT INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING VIVZIEPOP OR HAZBIN, YOU ARE NOT ONLY A BOOTLICKING TENDERQUEER, BUT A FUCKING FAKE ASS POSER VIVZIEPOP FAN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME! AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING... IF YOU WERE EVER A TRUE VIVZIEPOP FAN .... ANY SHOW WITH THE NAME "MICHAEL" ATTACHED TO IT IN ANY GODDAMN FUCKING CAPACITY AT ALL, WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH TO GODDAMN FUCKING REPEL YOU OFF OF IT BY NOW I MEAN I'M BEING SATIRICAL AND HYPERBOLIC RIGHT NOW IN CASE SOME OF YOU COULDN'T TELL BUT MY GOD! HOWS THIS FOR A STAB? YOU COULD SAY THE NAME "MICHAEL" IS POISON TO US NOW AND IT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO MAKE ANY TRUE HAZBIN HOTEL FAN WHO STILL HAVE TO PERCEIVE IT IN FRONT OF US FUCKING PROJECTILE VOMIT ON IMPACT LIKE WE'RE CHRIS FLEMMING IN HIS FUCKING BIMMI GARDENS PILOT!!!! 🤢🤮 OH BUT ESPECIALLY AFTER KOVACH'S FUCKING BAD FORM PUBLIC POLYAMORY SCANDAL WHERE NICHOLS ESSENTIALLY GOT SLUT SHAMED AND BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING AFTER KOVACH'S ONLY RESPONSE WAS TO DEFLECT ON EVERYTHING AND FUCKING FRIENDZONE HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HE JUST GOT PUBLICLY OUTTED FOR CHEATING ON, WHILE CLAIMING "I WAS GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SOON ANYWAY! 🤪" AS HE'S PIGGY BACKING OFF OF HER OWN FUCKING PARASOCIAL AS FUCK BREAKUP ANNOUNCEMENT POST SHE CROSS POSTED ON ALL PLATFORMS BECAUSE THEY BOTH KNEW HE WAS FAR TOO MUCH MORE OF A PARASOCIAL FUCK UP THAN HER TO EVER BE TRUSTED MAKING HIS OWN FUCKING ACTUAL STATEMENT ON IT BY JUST TAKING TIME OUT TO COMPOSE HIS OWN ENTIRE DIFFERENT BLOG POST. ON HIS OWN BLOG. SPEAKING FOR HIMSELF. AND MAYBE ENTIRELY DETACHED FROM THE ONE THAT HIS EX THAT HE CHEATED ON ALREADY MADE.

Ya' wanna talk about fans rights to shoot/talk whatever shit about goddamn fucking Hazbin Hotel cast members and staff members "like we know them"? Well golly fucking gosh and gee I wonder whatever cringe ass dumpster fire animation podcast owners made us feel "entitled" to commentating on any cringe as fuck parasocial (or in Joel's case thank fuck it's lack thereof) "behaviors" and outright unprofessional "connections" that they've cultivated with those fans huh? Plus, you seem to tout yourself as like a big "pro" polyamory hoe so I figured you want to know about the biggest Bad Form example of that that happened within our own fan sphere recently.... Case in point True "Hellaverse"/Vivziepop Fans shouldn't be touching anything involving any man named "Michael" with a ten foot poll by now. All True Sinners HATE Men Named Michael... It's Fake ass Poser "Hazbean"🤮 Cowards like you who give us True Sinners a bad name!

Although I do think you're a little young to be paying all that lip service about polyamory anyway, since you're barely old enough take your crusty unwashed weeaboo-boo abled gamer ass outside to get a drink at an actual queer bar and have an experience with actual queer people outside of your little tenderqueer safe space echo chamber on the internet pretending like "proshipping" is actual radical activism because you can't get an actual queer person to let you into their polycule let alone fuck you!

Also, bitch you are not a fucking "fandom veteran". 💀 You are a 21 year old who was like 14/15 when the Pilot was launching, probably only caught it through Amazon first, and as result of that, thinks RadioDust is a "rarepair".💀 Real Sinners who've been here since the beginning know better.💀 Please take your Poser ass the fuck out of here and go somewhere else! 💀

And oh! I was going to take a crack at whatever the fuck is going on in your blog header next, since you like to throw stones from glass houses... But oh I got something better... I got something better.

So you wanna come at me and talk shit about me that didn't happen and call me a "cracker" and yet you willingly give yourself the same quirky white twee ass nickname as this fedora wearing fuckface Cracker...

While also apparently proudly sharing your full name with one of the most infamous fuckface Cracker "rappers" of all time? And again, you're proud of that?

You're proud that you share the same Cracker Ass Name as a Cracker Rapper? No wonder you were being so misogynistic to me before! Oh my god! Suck it, Marshall! ;)

(And and don't go thinkin' the name "Jaden" ain't some White Ass FuckBoi Cracker Name too, Princess...)

Also of course the Cracker Bastard Named After Two Crackers (if I had a nickel... But I guess that's Ashley...) yet casting the first Cracker is a fucking Sonic Stan Account On Main! Like of course he is I'm so done! Oh and a Fucking Warriors Fan too! I never fucking got into Warriors I was always more of a

kind of girl! And It Shows! ;)

Just to prove I've found the right fuckass harassing me though before I go on his blocking spree... Here:

Oh, I know you couldn't control yourself, bub! There's too much Cringe here to commentate on. But I'm leavin' that Black Hole there for a reason because that's what that blog is. 💀

But oh, if they're so serious about calling me out on one of the many side blogs they shouldn't be operating let's just see if they actually had the guts to fucking call me out on main like a Real Man! 💀

NOPE! COWARD!!!! 💀

Also, I was about to fucking leave you alone. But I just wanted to take a quick scroll through your little farce of an "anti harassment" tag to see if my url was at least mentioned there so I could try to further understand what you were on about when you accused me of harassing your "friend", which I'm starting to realize now is probably just you on a side blog, if "they" do "exist". In a sense ... And then, just:

EEEEEEEWWHHH!!!!!!!!! 💀 FUCKING EW, MAN!!!!!!💀 GET OUT OF THE FANDOM AND FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOUR BEHAVIOR AND TASTE IN SHIPS JUST OFFICIALLY GOT EVEN MORE DISGUSTING!!!! 💀 IT'S NOT ONLY DISGUSTING IT'S BAD FORM, MATE!!!💀 NO TRUE VIVZIEPOP FAN FUCKING SHIPS STOLAS AND OCTAVIA BECAUSE WE KNOW MEDRANO WOULDN'T FUCKING WANT THAT AND NEITHER WOULD ANY OF THE ACTORS OR ANIMATORS!!!!! 💀 THERE ARE PLENTY OF DARKER TONED MORE EVIL SHIPS THAT ACTUALLY FIT THE VIBES YOU WANT TO EXPERIMENT WITH EVEN IN THE HELLAVERSE! 💀 HELL, THAT'S WHY STELLA AND HER BROTHER EXIST! 💀 BUT SHIPPING THE TURBOVIRGIN GAY BIRB DAD WITH HIS OWN DAUGHTER ISN'T ONE OF THEM EVEN IF SHE ANGSTY. 💀 AND I DON'T CARE HOW ANGSTY SHE IS NOT GONNA BE FUCKING HER OWN FATHER THAT'S JUST OUT OF CHARACTER AS FUCK FOR THE BOTH OF THEM GIVEN THE TONE OF THE RELATIONSHIP AND THE CONTEXT IT SERVES THE SHOW! 💀 AND STOLAS AIN'T SCAR FROM THE LION KING BITCH HE'S LIKE IF SCAR FROM THE LION KING WAS A GOOD GUY AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE HIM, AND IF I WANT THE DARKER SHIT I KNOW THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE AND CHARACTERS I CAN PLACE THAT DARKNESS ON BUT IT'S NOT WITH OCTAVIA AND STOLAS BECAUSE THAT DYNAMIC DOESN'T FIT WITH THEM AND THERE'S NO FUCKING WIGGLE ROOM TO DEBATE WITH THEMYOU UNCOUTH FUCKING ODDBALL!!! 💀 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DYNAMICS OF THESE CHARACTERS AND YOU DON'T RESPECT THE CANON RELATIONSHIP THE WAY IT'S INTENDED TO BE! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY COULD BE ANY SET OF CHARACTERS BECAUSE YOU JUST WANT THE GODDAMN FUCKING INCEST SHIP TO BE AN EDGY POSER WITHOUT ANY CONSIDERATION ABOUT WHETHER IT'S OOC OR NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO DECORUM WITH THESE THINGS AND ARE JUST INTO THEM FOR PURE SHOCK VALUE AND THAT'S IT! 💀THAT 'S WHAT MAKES YOU DISGUSTING! 💀 THAT YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE OF ME HARASSING YOUR "FRIEND", OR YOU, BUT YOU'LL PUT SHIT LIKE THIS DIRECTLY INTO AN "ANTI HARASSMENT" TAG TRYING TO ACTIVELY BAIT PEOPLE INTO DOING IT, BECAUSE SOMEONE CLEARLY HAS A HUMILIATION KINK AND JUST WANTS TO GET OFF ON BEING HARASSED WHILE YOU SUBJECT AND PROJECT YOUR ILLNESS ONTO OTHER POOR PEOPLE ON THE SIDE WHO NEVER DID FUCKING ANYTHING TO YOU AT ALL!!!! 💀 I'LL SAY IT AGAIN NO TRUE VIVZIEPOP FAN OR SUPPORTER FUCKING SHIPS STOLAS AND OCTAVIA!!!! 💀 ESPECIALLY NOT BECAUSE DIDN'T LIKE THE FUCKING "UNOFFICIAL" VIVZIE CHARACTER INSTA RP ACCOUNT FOR OCTAVIA HAVE TO FUCKING NUKE THAT AND THAT PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE ACTION RUINED ALL THE FUN FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN THE FANDOM BECAUSE OF THIS GROSS SHIT??? 💀 AND THE OWNER OF THE FUCKING STOLAS ACCOUNT HAVE TO PUT OUT A FUCKING STATEMENT ABOUT HOW SORRY THEY WERE FOR THEIR "DAUGHTER" AND HOW FUCKING DISGUSTED THEY WERE BY THAT??? 💀 NOBODY LIKES YOU, MARSHALL. 💀

EVERY BODY HATES YOU, MARSHALL.💀

NO TRUE VIVZIPOP FAN SHIPS STOLAS AND OCTAVIA, MARSHALL .💀

SO GO EAT SOME WORMS ABOUT IT, STEP ON A THUMB TACK, CRACK YOUR LEG OPEN AND DIE BECAUSE AFTER THIS? ALL YOUR "CREDIBILITY" IN CRYING VICTIM JUST WENT

RIGHT THE FUCK OUT THE WINDOW.💀

I don't fucking care anymore, this is as sad as that woman who went on that podcast and openly talked about masturbating to the dog dad from Bluey. Some of you just develop a sense of fucking shame, why don't you? 💀

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I'm Black + 21 years old (Oct 31)

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I'm a Genderfluid GNC Trans Man + Xenogenders and PanGay (Mspec)/MLM, NBLM, NBLW

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(but as a fandom veteran I'm entitled to complain here and there)

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I will block you if you are: Anti, Pro-contact, Anti-Mspec, Queerphobic, Hate Polyam ppl/ships, Anti-Feral, Anti-Vivziepop, Bootlicker in any capacity, Crybaby about Headcanons, anti self-dx, if you bully ppl with f/o's, harass anti-contact paras, make a big deal about character's canon sexuality in ships (nobody likes y'all.)

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Oh look guys one week later and nothing else on their blog except for yelling at me still and my theory about unhinged abled-bodied mentally ill people here wishing they could tip my fucking 400 pound power wheelchair over as if I were a cow every time I point out your abled-bodied privilege and the fact that ables have no real problems, is finally proven correct. In action.

Some of y'all ipad babies wanna bring back the haze code so bad and now little femme boy dead dove do not eat poser pro shipper picrew yaoi fingers avatar over here tryna bring back The Ugly Laws too so that I won't be a "burden" to you anymore? What the fuck? Not very proshipper sugoi kawaii of you! :( Stop giving "The Movement" a bad name! :(

2. Yeah so you know the rest of the hellaverse community and not just outsiders and on lookers (who also, rightfully complain about how terrible our fandom is) can donate to destiny doodles' campaign after the blackgyyph0n fallout instead of harassing one of the only openly outwardly crippled fans brave enough to exist in a fanspace where abled actors appropriating my culture even got hired, what can only be described to the well trained eye as Inspiration Porn/ Tiny Tim Moments that honestly didn't need to be there in an episode with already decent (not Good but Decent) Adult Disability Rep present in it, and Brandon Rogers, among others (like Dave Capdevielle) just being allowed to screech and/or alluded the R-slur, for funsies, whenever it suits them, not to mention one of our biggest fake spokespersons ever just being an open secret neo nazi who allegedly kept two drunks and a pedo for his discord server mods and just because one need to keep close tabs on actual antis who will go to obsessive lengths get this info they themselves could care less about actually taking seriously doesn't mean it not true (look at how the shit about Neil Gaiman, the ayylmao.tv of the literature world, got out) but I digress... Like am I still a "fake fan" for pointing out how all these horribly true things keep simultaneously existing and taking place like everything everywhere all at once and will continue to have happened and be true both as I'm typing about them and after our favorite blorbo shows are over and will probably continue to get worse despite whatever final quality of these shows or whatever the creators final legacy ends up being? Like, throwing back to what we discussed before, it would be parasocial as fuck to think that I owe Viv Medrano anything after all this considering I could see Little Miss Sausage Party Simp going a reverse ( read "Woke!") JKRowling, Contrapoints, or at least actual Trans Medicalist , Centrist, Blaire White route years after all is said and done if she doesn't just fade into Slightly Cringe Boss Person One Hit Wonder Obscurity like a Rule!63 Marc Cherry figure, which is in my opinion, the best thing that could happen to her after helping create the parasocial as fuck environment where her fans who can't afford to pay her a hundred a month on patreon have to deal with all these ablest microaggressions while she pays all this lip service to, let's be honest, her abled-bodied queer/femme audience while she does absolutely nothing to keep the crusty neo nazi discord incels, who are most infamous for ruining this fandoms reputation by, mostly harassing her actual queer/femme fanbase she keeps paying lip service to while all these cishet right ring wing incels continue to ruin everything in this fanbase for everyone, the fuck out of here beyond a "softblock". But all that shouldn't imply that I'm not allowed to complain about the ableist fuckass environment that was created from all these "apolitical UWU" attitudes after I paid my fucking way in sharkrobot receipts to fund Medrano's shit too, if we only wanna focus on the canon merch this time before it went to absolute Dog Eggs, Mate! ;) Your whole "True Fan Vs. Fake Fan" false dichotomy bullshit is just the True Parasocial Propaganda I'm not falling for because if anything ... It doesn't exist! Are "Fake Harry Potter Fans" considered fake because they criticize Joanne or are they considered fake by the "True Harry Potter Fans" for continuing to support her monetarily at all? Or, are the "True Harry Potter Fans"at this point, the ones who would never support Joanne directly financially ever again? Because of course, any "True Harry Potter Fan" would know that all these fictional blorbos who never existed to begin with hate their mommy now? It's a question,that you can't answer, because the only true critique that can be had here is that "True Vs. Fake Fan" fandumb posturing that you're perpetuating right now is, again, the product of some truly chronically online parasocial bullshit and you're falling for it. ;) Ontopofactuallyharassingppl!

3. Blocking actually does quite a bit though but if abled-bodied fans with a mental illness and an entitlement complex keep harassing/block evading/making me have to have this same conversation that I pay my way and keep contributing to this fandom in ways that clearly aren't just capping Medrano's every social media status, adding useless commentary, and sometimes monetizing both it and clips of her work because they have no creativity of their own, and if I want to keep commentating on how stupid these people are and keep fighting and yelling at everyone as loud as I can that I have just as much of a right to be here as any of those people, or any of y'all do, then I will! Because I am a freak, but I'm not a "cracker" and I never called anyone "vanilla black". Period. Y'all just making up any smear campaigns you can against me because at this point I'm that bitch eating crackers to you. My mere existence in this fandom has become what Viv Medrano's mere existence is to antis and fantis and for the record that's very VoxTek of y'all but one day you're just gonna have to gooble gobble accept that I'm right and I don't think that any amount of Medrano attempting to pivot the entire narrative of her own series and trying to turn it into her own version of The Boys and then giving her own Trump Expy that was never meant to be a Trump Expy because he was always, ironically, intended to be a Jeff Bezos Expy, his own fictional spinoff series for him and his crew of fictional abusers and gaslight gate keep girl bosses to hold space for shoehorned politically commentary about how bad the alt right cis het male portion of her own fanbase has gotten and how we all hate them, is gonna change just how badly all of you abled-bodied mentally ill tenderqueers with your main character syndrome superiority complexes that enable you to be lazy enough to spell "White People" as "yt people" and trick those less fortunate than you into thinking even for a split second that you're just talking about Youtube when you're going around calling people that you don't even even know the race of "crackers" but you know it's because of annoying people like you being annoying about being mentally ill and annoying, that people like me are legit afraid to just abbreviate things like our fucking Cerebral Palsy or Chronic Pain as just "CP" anymore? Have fucking treated me with your selfish, ablest bullshit... If I knew you in person I'd gladly roll you over in my chair and cripple you and give you something to really adjust you're attitude about other than your piss poor fandom etiquette and bad form, but for now..

TL;DR: Y'ALL ABLES JUST ADMIT YOU HATE A 24/7 WHEELCHAIR USER EXISTING IN THIS FANBASE AND POINTING OUT ALL THE ABLEIST BULLSHIT I GOTTA DEAL WITH 24/7!!!! IF ANYTHING I MADE THIS FOLLOW UP POST BECAUSE MY "COW TIPPING" THEORY FINALLY CAME THE FUCK TRUE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL ARE THAT TRANSPARENT BUT THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE I MADE ONE THROW AWAY COMMENT ABOUT HATING ABLED-BODIED MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE THAT BOTH FANTI AND ANTI ALIKE APPARENTLY COULDN'T HANDLE BECAUSE I TALKED ABOUT MY REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE WITH OPPRESSION SO HAVE AT IT IT! SINCE Y'ALL AIN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT NOW! LIKE THE REAL WORLD AIN'T NO BRANDON ROGERS SKIT BOO BOO I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T HURT ME BUT I SO WISH I COULD PULL A RADIO DEMON AND ABSORB YOU INTO MY MOBILITY AIDE AFTER I RUN YOU OVER! :) WHAT? :) ARE PEOPLE GONNA GET ANGRY WITH ME NOW FOR IMPLYING THAT AL CAN BE BLACK AND PHYSICALLY DISABLED NOW TOO! GOOD BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SEE HIM THAT WAY BABIES AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HAPPENS IN CANON! DON'T PANIC BUT THAT USED TO BE THE GENERAL FANDOM NORM! BEING "ANTI" EVEN USED TO MEAN SOMETHING MUCH MORE FUN, FREE SPIRITED AND HARMLESS BACK WHEN TWILIGHT REWRITES AND "FIX IT" FANFICS EXISTED FOR A REASON! :) HELL, YOU COULD EVEN SAY THAT SAME FREE SPIRITED-NESS EXISTS NOW WITHIN WHAT REMAINS OF THE HARRY POTTER FANBASE REGARDLESS WHETHER THE PEOPLE TRYING TO "FIX THINGS" CONSIDER THEMSELVES "ANTIS" OR "FANTIS " NOW OR NOT! :) "LABELS" IN FANDOM ALMOST SHOULDN'T MATTER ANYMORE UNLESS YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE MY CALLOUT POSTER OVER HERE AND THAT'S GONNA REFLECT HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE REST OF YOU ,OR READING ACTUAL DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT! :) GET OVER IT :)

Now, to the two people stupid enough to actually 'like' OPs garbage reblog tangent about me @angeldustfanatic and @kamilliaschwarz I must ask you what the fuck is a "nyuta"? Are either one of you a "nyuta"? I mean, when I looked back at your unhinged little kinnie turd friend's blog over here I half expected this "nyuta" to responded so I could track them down, clear my name and/or at least get screen shots of the lies or some shit so I could prove that I didn't do any of the shit they're saying like I do with petitprincess1 all the time even though no one in that little (and I'm guessing carefully selected and curated) anon echo chamber ever listens to me either, but I don't my posts for them... I make my posts for me. So while I am making my posts for myself let me just forewarn you guys that I'm gonna block you anyway but before I do:

angeldustfanatic ur kinda giving fakeass poser angeldust fan 2 me if ur url iz fo' angel but ur icon & header iz fo' stolas & stolas liek u may jus wanna b changing dat sweaty birb man shit & ur blog color palette bck 2 p!nk if u want 2 b considered a tru angel duster fucker,,,,, yeh ....... :/ git bever bein' TRU angeldustfantic swoon! :/

Karmilla? Is it? The fact that u have ur blog locked on private so that I can't even properly @ you anyway and have these unhinged types of "callout posts" in your 'likes tells me absolutely everything I need to know about you anyway but I'm still gonna block u anyway because you're tacky and I hate u! :3

BYE Y'ALL!

EDIT:

I know my tags are placed out of order.

I don't care.

Not my fault.

Tumblr did a fuckyboo.

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"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

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Hazbin Hotel but what if Homestar Runner

why am i like this

thanks @zaebeecee for pitching ideas

(been away a long time due to health concerns. if you're waiting on a response from me i'll be hitting you up shortly 🖤)

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@coldtakesmcgee Um, so... according to the tags on my last post, which I'm sure was too powerful for you, what do you think? You should change your url to coldtakesmagoo, since you apparently need to get your eyes checked, Mr.

I thought the Ginger gif was was quite fitting, but you've apparently never been to a Ginger Snaps watch party with a bunch of fellow fur fags and then one of them just both inevitably and immediately compares Ginger and Loona as soon as she (Katharine Isabelle) yells or gets hostile just because she curses her mom out and then you have to educate/explain to them, the mediocre dunce that they are about the very fucking obvious Ginger/Jennifer/Verosika Mean Girl/Girl Gang Hierarchy that would play out if those four girls ever interacted in canon and how much Loona would be desperate and dying to be a Member of that fucking clique in order to Mate with Ginger 4 LIFE but would very obviously Never be considered cool enough to actually get into it and/or be up to Ginger's Standards (cursed Yuri wise) and then you're embarrassed for someone being stupid enough to actually make you talk about vivziepop shit and bring that actual critical energy to someone else's extremely cold take regarding your God Forsaken Special Interest TM I guess when you know your Jewish Long Distance Lady Dom Friend is in the chat and watching you. Your cold takes that you make your entire personality? Giving someone with very similar bad takes/taste in characters in Hazbin/Helluva.

In fact, case in fucking point:

If you dislike Alastor so much, then why'd you steal half his fucking color palette (if not just literally all of it) for your shit ass hate blog, booboo? Unless you're like a MAGA Troll or something, which:

I could be asking you the same questions about satire, since you're apparently a fucking weeaboo nurato/SPN satire blog who wants to fuck Elon Musk so bad and I know you probably mean like in the Tenderqueer other way which just like refuses to type out Adult Words The Adult Way, and it's supposed to be cute and quirky but just isn't, like how y'all refer to fucking as "frick frack" and shit but with that already self deprecating blog title combined with that bright red MAGA ass color palette along with posts like these on your blog...

And people asking you questions like this and you reacting like that:

I just wouldn't.

Like I would honest to god spam you with Wincest right now but meh...

And you're obviously not worthy of my God Tier Troll Posting so like, I actually am just gonna block you now, lol.

So yeah... You can remove my posts from your blog and moveon.org!

Better yet just delete your blog all together, lol.

Bye!

No but since that last post went over so well I'm just gonna go ahead and post my shitpost/Hot Girl Thots about the Hunicast/Nichols/Kovach Meltdown Breakup Meltdown that's been ready to go for months but I've been saving in my drafts because I didn't wanna be a bitch to people! 🤭 When Medrano and her Staff act sexy, naughty, edgy and mean on main, they're "owning the bigots" as if bigot cishet straight dudes don't make up the loudest chunk of this Proudly Queer (TM) Fanbase, for some reason, but when the first actually queer Hazbin Fan that makes being a bitchy but honest Adult a part of her Brand, does it, all the tenderqueers that are here too are like Noooo you're not A TRUE fan you're ANTI!" as if I haven't also supported Medrano and her Brand for years, lost money as well as personal connections to OTHER parts of Queer Culture and Community (as in OUTSIDE OF JUST ANIMATION!) over it, and now tenderqueer centerist fandumb culture tries dictating to me that I don't get to have an opinion or I'm not a "TRUE FAN" if I do so in a way that isn't digestible or pandering to people too lazy to learn how to use filter or block features? Well, hows THAT for Unprofessionalism!?

Just let those nazi punk bootlicker dogs chew on my next post for a little while and go mad about that too!

The rest of you with Good Sense have been warned! 💀

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Ashley: So when we announce our break up, you are going to make your own post about it like a Big Boy, right, Micheal? Micheal: Correct.

Ashley: ....

Micheal: ...

Micheal: ... Actually Moist Daddy...

Ashley: Oh here we fucking go!

Micheal: No but like IS it okay if I DON'T make my own post about it and just piggyback off of/quote tweet/reblog anything you say about it first and add my own addition strictly spinning off whatever you said like the goddamn fucking insecure bitch baby loser coward that we both know I am, so that way--

Ashley: DON'T YOU MENTION HIM!

Micheal: EXACTLY! So that way, with me hoovering and leeching off of anything YOU say first, there's a lesser chance of ONE OF US going off into a spiral about how you've been dating Ed this whole time and how insecure that makes me feel and how much that hurt me... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? :(

Ashley: I don't know Mike, at least Ed has an actually good relationship with his Hazbin replacement that isn't just for the cameras! And how the fuck could I find you sexting one of your own fans who just preferred you to Blake Roman!? Fucking pathetic little twitter meltdown ass bitch. So sorry for "tearing you down" in our relationship to "praise another", I fucking guess! 🤪

Micheal :...

Ashley: Oh and of course I'm not going to mention that this girl was even a fan of yours!

Micheal: ...

Ashley: ... Let alone an underage one!

Micheal: OKAY! I'LL JUST SPIN OFF OF EVERYTHING YOU SAY, NONE OF THIS GETS OUT, I'LL STILL BE A CHEATER AND A BETRAYER, AND MR. PERFECT WEREWOLFSONA GETS TO PRESERVE HIS PERFECT LITTLE REPUTATION AS THE ONLY GOOD DUDE LEFT IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING HAZBIN PILOT! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIS FURSONA HOTTER THAN MINE?! :(

Ashley: BECAUSE THE MOMENT HE SENT ME THOSE VAN HELSING WEREWOLF REF PICS LIKE IT WAS NOTHING, WAS THE MOMENT I HAD TO FACE THE FACTS THAT I PREFERRED HIM TO YOU, DUMBASS!

Micheal:... Just make your fucking social media crossposts so I can crosspost my leeching off of your words so I don't have to think about anything myself or feel Too Guilty about anything, and then we can soft block each other, bitch!

Ashley's inner thoughts making that post: Viv warned me about this Viv warned me about this she warned me not to get too romantically involved with Ed while he was still working for her no one can know Micheal's a pedo now she warned me that if anything else happened to worsen the blow back her fanbase gets after I ruined it's reputation with the hunicast and she had to personally apologize to everyone for all the hate they get already she'd fucking kill me I can't make it worse by outting Mike as a pedo why am I willingly choosing to work with an actual TERF now why did I ever change a cute lil' name like Hell Puppy to some stupid bullshit pun like Far-Fetched and why did I agree to putting a Hyphen in that? Why do I fuck with Butch Hartman and Neo Nazis so much? Why did I ever think I was in love with Micheal just because I was helping with a character he was voicing? Why couldn't I have just fallen for Ed in the first place all along? Why didn't I stop Mike having that stupid twitter meltdown over girls preferring Poison to Addict? Why didn't I protect those girls from him? Why didn't I pull a Grimez or something and just tell Mike to shut up and log off? I shouldn't say that Mike's the Grimez in the situation he's the one who got an underage fan to text him under the guise of "Not supporting hate! :(" I deserved to have Viv poke her fun at me and hunicast with that Emberlynn Pinkle character! I hate myself so much I hate Micheal I hate Micheal I want to kill this idiot man I'm gonna kill him!

Micheal: Ashley im sad thnx for letting me leech off of you one last time but this is too much im gonna go fuck my cat Rose-- I mean myself, yeah Im gonna go fuck myself while looking at all my cheater texts now, bye!

Ashley: Mmmkay. You go do that. You degenerate freak. I'm gonna go to twitter and deal with the fallout for posting that sludge of an explanation for you like the precious martyr smol bean that I am! UWU

Ashley's Twitter replies: ASHLEY NICHOLS IS A DEGENERATE FREAK FOR WANTING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP AND HAD EVERY SINGLE BIT OF MICHEAL'S "MISTREATMENT" OF HER COMING TO HER BECAUSE THE ONLY REAL ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP IS POLYAMORY AND SHE'S A LITERAL "RETARDED WHORE WHO WANTED TO BE ASS RAPED BY A CHAD" OR SOME PARAPHRASED BUT STILL COMPLETELY UNHINGED FUCK SHIT LIKE THAT FOR EVER STRINGING ALONG HER MAN LIKE THAT. THE TREACHEROUS LECHEROUS WENCH! POLYAMORY? MORE LIKE POLYAMOR-REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! AM I RIGHT? FELLOW DISTURBING/DISPROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF MASK OFF MAGA PEOPLE IN THIS UNGRATEFUL SPOILED BRATS FEED, FOR SOME REASON?

Ashley: And this is what I get for building a following and an algorithm using convert neo nazi language while letting Dave do all those "REEEEEE" jokes on the hunicast and supporting a bunch of neo nazi gamer bros which led me to working with actual TERFS and radfems and defending their crusty asses and calling them "Good Eggs", I guess... 😢

Ed: *Bursts through Ashley's door using Micheal's body as a battering ram and then immediately dropping him* OH ASHLEY! I've just come to tell you how correct you are and how fabulous I am! In fact, I'm so fabulous and professional at doing my job that the Official Canon A24 Hazbin Hotel Cast, with Viv's blessing, has cordially invited me to be The Guest of Honor during a private polyamorous getaway on a private island that's going end in a very intimate Satanic Orgy as my reward being the Goodest Final Deer Boy in the Hazbin Pilot cast, along with working so well with others! Not just for me, but also to keep up morale and remind everyone that Hazbin and Helluva are for adults! Amir thought it would be fun to have an Alastor Themed "Sacrificial Selfcest Hunting Party" and as the only good Alastor voice in the pilot, I've agreed to be the victim for my better! The only caveat to all this is that Viv says if I want to come, which I do, I'm going to have to break off my open relationship with you specifically and officially give my two weeks notice for all projects that I'm working on involving you and Micheal as of right now, and it deeply saddens me to say this but after years and years of putting up with Micheal's own insecurities and meltdowns about us even before we were dating, having to hold my tongue about every other guys reaction regarding the recasts, including Micheal's, and now having to witness this bullshit announcement about you and Mike's breakup that's giving TMI that easily COULD be linked back to ME being your second partner, without MY consent, which violates MY TRUST in YOU, and seeing all the replies from the Incel MAGA cesspool you've gotten yourself entangled with from letting Dave pull all that unfunny "REEEEEEE" shit on the hunicast cast, I'm afraid that I have no problem with telling you that you and I need to be over now but things were fun while they lasted, darling! As for the honestly unprofessional mess you've made of your socials I don't really have any advice I could give to you except to just nuke everything now and try again but with less suck. I have loved you even though you've also hurt me and broken my trust, and although we must now go our separate ways, I regret no part of what we once shared together. Goodbye my darling hunny bun, Goodbye!

Ashley: *Getting ready to perform Seppuku on her herself after Ed leaves the room by way of stepping on Micheal's head, crushing it in the process of murdering the cheating Micheal Kovach for her as his final act of kindness toward her*

Ashley: ....TAKE ME NOW BLITZY-KUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN! 😭

Ashley: *Stabby Stab Stabs herself with her Steven Universe Sword Replica or whatever until she dies*

The End. :)

... You no what? Oh no, I'm not done. You wanna know another reason I hate this bitch?

She single handedly killed the entire vibe of the fandom before it even began. Kill me.

And here we see her little incel ex boyfriend who cheated on her, implying that he ever actually consumed the sludge that is, ugh, mrbeasts "content" of his own fucking will and actually liked it? ): He liked mrbeast as a "person" and didn't assume that was just some terrible meme or industry plant that is only ever talked about as some bizarre urban legend or shoved down our throats by some pissed off video essayist and be subjected to only ever perceiving it's existence through that like the rest of us? :( Like a Normal Person? :( FUCK OFF! BAD FORM. Ashley Nichols has terrible taste in men. I'm not debating this either.

And like, I was hoping that the actual mask off MAGA neo nazis that she attracted her twitter in droves from years of calling people "degenerates" while letting Dave be ableist on her podcast, were just being the horrible hetronormative incel neo nazi MAGA Men that they are, and that Ashley maybe could have at least been dating Elsie Lovelock. Like, AT LEAST be hooking up with a woman this time round or something. Like at least another she/her/she/they/she/they/he. Whatever. But no.

Already TMI Breakup Announcement That Didn't Need to Be Public:

FIVE DAYS LATER, AFTER THE BREAKUP:

... So we can assume the other partner that Ashley has is, in fact, just yet another hetero-romantic, heterosexual, and probably cis gender asshole, and all of Ashley and Micheal's attempts at keeping the other guy's cishet gender identity under wraps by implementing a they/them pronoun when referring to him in that post were entirely in vein just because Ashley is that sloppy. Why would this be a queued post referring to Kovach or something if she knew that her eventual breakup with him was such a long time coming? Like no I'm not knocking the girl for anything other than being an insufferable little tenderqueer shit with terrible taste in dudes right now... But let's be honest they already knew they were giving TMI in that post and the only reason Nichols and Kovach didn't just refer to her other partner in the situation with a"he" pronoun, was be because they knew the moment they did so, everyone would just be speculating about Nichols other partner being Bosco, and harassing him about this and blaming him for the kovibun (🤢) breakup as well.

I for one, hope that Ashley's other partner and apparently Current Boyfriend is NOT Bosco, because quite frankly I think that Ashley Nichols over the years has shown herself to be more than a bit of a bigoted idiot and if Edward proves himself to be that much of a morosexual... Then I'm afraid that all of my albeit reluctant attraction I've built up for that wolfman and his mouth noises over the years for being the Best Final Boy of The Hunicast Who Actually Knows how to Flirt and thus being the only guy left from there that is actually still okay to even wanna Flirt With? Is just gonna immediately fluttering out the window because Ew.

...I'd make the disclaiming that I hope I'm not Speaking Anything Into Being by merely making a satire/joke post just venting/airing out all of absolutely horrid, dreadful intrusive thoughts that I'm sure every other actual queer person in the vivziepop fandom that also kept up with the hunicast in the pilot days must've experienced with me while reading Ashley Nichol's Disgusting Parasocial Overshare Meltdown and Kovach's subsequent pitiful fuckboi leeching off of that instead of having his own meltdown on his own post, completely separate from hers ... But quite frankly, despite all the cringy RPF and fanart about it, I'd like to think Ed Bosco isn't the type of guy who'd ever actually end up being romantically interested in either of these people beyond the podcast fluff ... At least, my god, I really hope not.

So in order to indirectly apologize to Bosco for venting my intrusive thought crime in an unfortunately mandatory satire/joke post that for the sake of The Bit had to implicate him in all this more than Ashley already did in her original... I feel like it would be more than appropriate to just leave a certain music video here since I think it most accurately sums up any actually queer onlookers feelings, in real time, regarding both Ashley's and "Micheal's" unwanted, unneeded, unnerving, unnecessary, sloppy, lazy, boring, forced pity party that they thrust upon literally everyone else with glaringly parasocial unprofessionalism during their second "Coming Out":

(Oh but this song especially goes out to Viv and Ed, since this does put Medrano's every voice actor being required to flirt with Ashley during every single hunicast into an entirely new context that seems even more sinister and violating to Viv's and everyone else's boundaries because you know that if little miss Oprah Bunny of Anti Moist "degeneracy" over there didn't already have Bosco as a second boyfriend over there... Then she must've, at least at one point, convinced Kovach to be okay with the idea of sharing her in an open relationship with Bosco or propositioned him for a threesome with her and Kovach or something just to "try things UWU" and Bosco politely declined, told Viv that Ashley was trying to fuck him now, and that was the END of all the flirting requests with her characters... Side Note: Why is Kovach actually SO UGLY IRL that his google pics are actually just one fedora hat away from looking exactly like Fleming in this fucking thumbnail? My god...)

Anyway, the last thing:

WHY is the very obviously Implied Asexual Age Player/Possible Actual Sex Worker and most definitely without a doubt Actually Actively Kinky/Queer BDSM Community person, who by nature of all that jazz is most likely polyamorous themselves, literally the only person that I've seen in these replies with the ONLY objectively correct take to ever have on all this BULLSHIT!? Fucking Needle-In-The-Haystack Moment over here. I'd like to print this out and put it on my wall. Thank you! 🙏❤️

... And I'm not implying polyamory in and of itself is a kink or fetish so don't even... But despite Angel Dust literally being a Sex Worker, it's because Kovach and Nichols cultivated a fandumb space and audience for themselves that doesn't accept nuanced expressions of different sexualities that cannot and will not be forced back into some sort of extremely heteronormative box and further sanitized with that bent. Thusly, they never really understood or could accept concepts like people being Sex Workers, Fetishists, Kinksters, Perverts, Freaks, or Actual Queer People who deserve to have a place in the world. No exceptions. But a person like Ashley just labels everything she doesn't like as "degenerate" with all that Actual Neo Nazi Dog Whistle Language she learned from consuming all that Neo Nazi Gamer Content like JonTron and shit and then she made all that fucking rancid ass shit bleed it's way into the vivziepop fandom which is partially why it's like this now and we can't discuss these shows with anyone at our queer brunches because what was supposed to be our queer fandom space is actively paying for it too.

And now Ashley Nichols is fucking reaping what she's sown these past six years, building and garnering a core audience that are so quick to label HER as THE "DEGENERATE" for HER CHOICES!

And I have absolutely NO sympathy for her because that tenderqueer, Neo Nazi, Actual TERF Apologist ass bitch brought all that shit and rancid vibes onto herself through the six years she spent almost ruining the vivziepop fandom and running her podcast like that.

Kovach? Kovach can go rot and die. 💀🔪🩸

I think the rest of us who are all of age (as we all should be) should go and financially compensate YouTube's own Asexual Polyamorous BDSM/Kink/Fetish Educator and Puppy Player Evie Lupine, for fandoms of Adult Furry Cartoons having this fucking low an understanding of ace/sexuality/kink/queerness, and polyamory in general now because Jesus fucking Christ having to read through Nichols' and Kovach's twitter replies (even through some other incels in the fandoms clickbait "explainer" videos again, like a hot girl using them to do the work I don't want to and then ghosting) was fucking PAINFUL!

(And a person like Mike Kovach had absolutely no business even getting to play a goddamn fucking Sex Worker in the first place, and not only is Blake Roman much better suited to play Angel Dust, but Blake Roman always has been, and always will be, just an objectively physically all around a much hotter, sexier person, than a fugly piece of shit like Micheal Kovach could ever hope to be in his entire lifetime, and yes, this is me tearing one fugly crusty incel piece of shit who's one year younger than me but looks like he's 40, down to praise another, more attractive, baby faced sweetheart of a man who at least actually looks his fucking age if not even a bit more youthful than that because I guess that's just what being not a only a hottie, but a beautiful person inside and out does to a real man who actually knows how to play confidant and sexy and actually lend that inner glow to his Sex Worker characters okay bye! 🕷️🩸)

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

No but since that last post went over so well I'm just gonna go ahead and post my shitpost/Hot Girl Thots about the Hunicast/Nichols/Kovach Meltdown Breakup Meltdown that's been ready to go for months but I've been saving in my drafts because I didn't wanna be a bitch to people! 🤭 When Medrano and her Staff act sexy, naughty, edgy and mean on main, they're "owning the bigots" as if bigot cishet straight dudes don't make up the loudest chunk of this Proudly Queer (TM) Fanbase, for some reason, but when the first actually queer Hazbin Fan that makes being a bitchy but honest Adult a part of her Brand, does it, all the tenderqueers that are here too are like Noooo you're not A TRUE fan you're ANTI!" as if I haven't also supported Medrano and her Brand for years, lost money as well as personal connections to OTHER parts of Queer Culture and Community (as in OUTSIDE OF JUST ANIMATION!) over it, and now tenderqueer centerist fandumb culture tries dictating to me that I don't get to have an opinion or I'm not a "TRUE FAN" if I do so in a way that isn't digestible or pandering to people too lazy to learn how to use filter or block features? Well, hows THAT for Unprofessionalism!?

Just let those nazi punk bootlicker dogs chew on my next post for a little while and go mad about that too!

The rest of you with Good Sense have been warned! 💀

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Ooops I found who sent you apparently! And since we're sharing!

@royalbunkin I guess you don't know how to add links to posts without spamming the whole url either? How sad for you! :(

If Miss Girlypop DID do a Vees Spinoff even AFTER Initial "Hellaverse" ends (which it fucking BETTER be after ...)

Nuh uh ...

Not sorry ...

Not Interested...

Not in the least bit fucking interested ...

Evaporate.

Go away.

That one Poison remix sucked anyway and it was fucking too soon to tease a spinoff about/with Valentino anyway... As if Joel Perez should give a fuck about this fanbase or want to be a part of that.

Stop giving ayylmao and Leeanne an excuse to stick around here.

(I mean petitprincess1 has no standards so she'd probably keep vivziepaparazzi-ing through anything, but ...)

Just make the fucking zoophobia tween show adults should have no interest in watching and move on.

I fucking love Valentino but he doesn't need his own spin off and this only means other people who love him enough to cosplay him are gonna keep getting abused/bullied for it and it's just gonna keep getting worse. And more annoying. For everyone.

Girl is getting way too spiteful and cocky now teasing things that no one asked for or wanted or needed. She needs to control her fucking hubris, finish the "hellaverse" stories she already has, move on from Hell, and be content with fading back into privileged indie artist for republican fur fags obscurity once this is all over, like she was when she started.

And oh make no mistake when she started she was a hack with good technique and little to no creative talent, but she had potential and she honed it, not to mention honing in on the only semi good idea she had (Charlie was still "Hellgirl", Angel was still Straight and Dating Vaggie, Al was just a TCFSR Gerard Way Recolor Furfag dating Flapper for Some Reason) and she finally Actually Got Good At It and Good for Her because here we are now, despite everything.

But she needs to know when to quit.

And maybe not make a spinoff with the characters with objectively the three worst character designs in the show and it only works because you designed them that Cringe because they're The Villains Villains in your show full of Villains and they're allowed to both be and look Cringe? But like? In Small doses? And if you made them the main characters in their own spinoff, it wouldn't be small doses?

And the fact that she's teasing a fucking spinoff for The Vees before an Alastor one? And we haven't even seen what Alastor looks like in Human Form yet? And I guess we'd be able to deal with him having flat, non-textured hair and it's kind of implied that his skin tone is gonna be lighter than Velvette's, but if he actually ends up being as light as Marco Diaz or (Heaven Forbid) lighter than that? Uh.... I don't know what we would even do then... But what I do know is that the fans who care would have every fucking right to be upset if something like that happened. And that's not even getting into any discourse about what any of this means for Angel Dusts character either! But you know what?

"Oh, we pride ourselves about our Sex Worker Representation and having a character for Sex Workers to relate to... You had one remix on that characters birthday you all hated for featuring his Pimp and Abuser, now let's tease a new spinoff featuring that Sex Worker's Pimp and Abuser as one of the main characters before we even consider the joys a fucking Angel Dust and Alastor as Roommates spinoff would give you, LOL! 😏"

Honest to Goodness I think the only way a fucking Spin Off with The Vees would work for me would be if Alastor and Angel Dust were the only other main characters from Hazbin in the show and the point was Alastor and Angel Dust facing off against them...

And even then, like...

JUST MAKE A FUCKING ALASTOR AND ANGEL DUST SHOW THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE ABUSIVE PORN STUDIO SHOW I WANT THE SPINOFF WITH THE SERIAL KILLER CANNIBAL AND THE RETIRED MOBSTER BABY DRAG QUEEN HOOKER BOTH OF WHICH WE HAVEN'T EVEN CANONICALLY SEEN IN DRAG OR SERIAL KILLING ANYONE YET BECAUSE YOU ALMOST RUINED YOUR FIRST SEASON (AND A CHARACTER THAT COULD'VE BEEN ANOTHER SINNER/SEX WORKER) WITH YOUR TACKY CRINGE OBSESSION WITH HORRIBLE SETH ROGAN DUDE BRO HUMOR! THE FUCK YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING A SPINOFF ABOUT (MORE) OBNOXIOUS BADLY DRESSED ABUSERS AND NOT THE FASHIONABLE TRENDY PINK AND RED RADIOUST SPINOFF WE ACTUALLY WANT WHEN ANGEL AND AL, KEPT THE FANDOM WARM AND RUNNING FOR 5 YEARS?! PLEASE JUST GIVE THE SPINOFF QUEER PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT ALREADY THAT'S NOT ABOUT THE CORPORATE GAYS AND AN ALLEGORY FOR AMAZON ! THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JUST GIVE US THAT RADIODUST SPINOFF ALREADY, MEDRANO!

I don't know guys, I'm just getting seriously tired and fatigued and I'm NOT leaving, but this is why I'm not on Medrano's PR list because I feel like I'm the only person in this fandom who can't draw, who can't draw or contribute anything Fan Merch Wise but my opinions actually aren't worthless, I'll NEVER become an Anti no matter what Some People have insinuated, I'm an Adult who will always Speak, Act Like, and treat other Adults in this Adult Fandom like Adults, I will NEVER let minors follow me, unlike like Some People. And I would never lie or bullshit you about any of those things or my feelings about the art we're all consuming from this Artist either, or my opinions regarding that Artist, lol. ♥ X.O

ACTUAL ANTIS DNI OR I'LL KILL YOU. :D ♥ 💀🔪

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

@royalbunkin Imagine an unhinged abled-bodied mentally ill tenderqueer furfag proshipper radiostatic who draws like a minor if not a shit ass toddler, claiming to be an adult, spamming my notes and then reblogging their own call out post about me twice, claiming speaking negatively about people that I have blocked on my own blog for years and then continuing to troll shit heads who came at me first before I block them, is "harassment"? And then forgetting how to use their own Block Button?

Anyway, I'd NEVER use the term for myself unironically but I finally understand the "both sides-ing" of peoples' Proshipper Issue Discourse now so like, thank you for being such a sorry excuse and bad example!

Wait ... EDIT! EDIT! I didn't even notice:

My pussy isn't dry right now and you're the one who keeps using "Cunt" against me like an insult so it seems like you're thinking about it a lot... ;) Girl you're still Not a Celebrity and I'm still not gonna fuck you! And I think you might be lying and a little too young for that anyway ... ;) Not Sorry! ;)

Do we think Legit Celebrity Joel Perez has a Period Kink everyone? ;)

What the fuck is a "nyuta" and why are you so parasocial about it as to actually harass someone about it? Taking your own advice right now might be nice!

NOT making a good case for RadioStatic Shippers or Joel Perez to want to be involved in ANYTHING Hazbin related once his Contract is up! Like I know you're a cringe ass kinnie weeaboo-boo anyway but NOT Cute!

"Not a True Vivziepop Fan" but I support all the fucking Fan Merchants and Artists and Pay for all the fan merch and art that I can because I know all the official merch post sharkrobot is fucking Fast Fashion and it sucks! How many Hazbin Fan Merchants have YOU fucking supported, with cash, unhinged bunny boo boo? Oh wait, you can't tell me, 'cause you're blocked! 💖💅💸

@heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon you are a nasty ass fake ass bitch who's harassing my mutuals and shit. You nasty fucking cunt, you aren't even a real fan of Vivziepop with how much you complain and bitch about every little thing. The way how you talk like you know Joel is parasocial as fuck your pussy is way to dry to be riding him.

Stop harassing nyuta and her other moots you freak